How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Elder Huo Le pondered for a few seconds, then raised his head and said seriously: "No, I still feel a little uneasy.

How about I wait a few days until I debug the teleportation array, and then teleport myself to try?"

"Good guy, you are not that bad!"

Hong Li held his forehead speechlessly: "This kind of thing must first teleport some small items.

Then try with stupid little animals such as mosquitoes and cockroaches, and then after several stable tests, let people go in person.

Well, but speaking of it, although mosquitoes and cockroaches deserve to die, if the teleportation is successful, I will be the unlucky one. Here... or somewhere else?"

"Anyway, think about it!"

Hong Li stretched out her hands and clenched her claws, and said with a gloomy face: "What if the teleportation is halfway...

The teleportation array suddenly explodes, the array diagram is scrapped, and the spirit stone energy is insufficient!

What should I do if there are problems such as the turbulence of space breaking?

If I'm lucky, I will become a time-space lost person and be trapped in it for thousands or tens of thousands of years, and become a skeleton and still floating around.

Or if I'm unlucky, I will be directly torn apart by space, and there will be no whole body!"

"It's terrible!"

Hong Li's face was blurred with fear.

"You are as outrageous as studying how much poison to eat to be lethal!"

"Ah this..."

Huo Le paused, thinking of himself being cut into pieces, a row of black lines crossed his head.

"Xiao Li, you underestimate me, the elder, don't you?

I am also in the Nascent Soul stage after all. If I feel something is wrong, can't I just tear through the space and escape?"

"Ha, is the Nascent Soul stage so powerful?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "I still have three Nascent Souls in my storage bag. They can't even tear the upcoming cooking pot."

Huo Le: "..."

"I know, I know, I will consider it carefully!"

Huo Le was a little embarrassed and hung up the spirit stone directly.

"Tsk, so rude."

Watching the screen suddenly turn black, Hong Li curled her lips.

"Don't listen to the child's words, and you will suffer the loss in front of you. Forget it, forget it, do it yourself, I can't control it, just take care of yourself and it's over."

Hong Li sighed slowly, suddenly covered her chest, and gasped.

"Ha, ha, ha! Heiyang! My Heiyang!

I haven't seen Heiyang for six minutes! Ha, ha, no, Heiyang is having withdrawal symptoms!"

Hongli's eyes widened, she slapped the table, and instantly disappeared.

The next moment, Hongli appeared behind Heiyang.

She cheered, spread her limbs, hugged Heiyang from behind, smelled the familiar smell, her mood gradually stabilized, and her health bar rose.

"Wuhu, full of blood resurrection!"

"Am I a blood bottle? That's weird."

Heiyang suddenly felt a familiar weight behind him, plus a familiar touch, and knew that it was a familiar guy climbing up.

"Have you finished the call? What did they say?"

Heiyang glanced at the two little feet wrapped around his waist, white socks: "You came here without wearing shoes, you don't want me to take you back, do you?"

"Nothing, nothing important.

Yao Qingkong said they were almost there, and Elder Huo called and said he wanted to find Xiaoyun to go back.

Well, I just found out that he called our daughter seven or eight times a day some time ago, with ill intentions, and I severely criticized him.

In addition, Elder Huo Le did something wrong. His teleportation array, if you want to try it, I told him it's better not to do it yourself first. "

Hongli muttered everything to Heiyang, complaining as she spoke: "Yao Qingkong has a handsome face, but he is also a black-hearted fire monster.

Elder Huo Le must find a powerful successor, and he picked one out of a million, and picked all the people around us..."

"Well, well, well, otherwise, well."

Heiyang patiently listened to Hongli's mumbling, and occasionally agreed with her softly, which made Hongli feel very comfortable.

She felt that life should be like this, and hugged Heiyang tighter, fearing that he would be lost.

"So?"

Heiyang said calmly: "You haven't answered my question yet."

"Ahaha, oh my, shoes and such are not important, who knows where they kicked, cough cough..."

Hongli smiled awkwardly: "Oh, it doesn't matter!

You are all I need to worry about, right?"

"Hehe."

Heiyang rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "If you continue like this, you will sooner or later lose the last bit of ability to survive alone, parasitic Li."

"Oh my, isn't this good?"

Hongli laughed: "This way you don't have to worry about me getting lost!"

"Tsk tsk."

Heiyang smacked his lips and shook his head and laughed.

"By the way, what are you doing?"

Hongli poked her head out from Heiyang's shoulder and looked curiously: "Oh my god!"

"Our mother is not here."

Heiyang looked at the skeleton horse skeleton in front of him, which was vaguely blocked by the gray fog, and there were two points of soul fire flashing in his eyes, and smiled a little guilty.

"Well, there was a small accident, the netherworld was a little too fierce, and it turned into an undead creature, cough cough..."

"Ah this..."

A black line crossed Hongli's head, and she said in fear: "You won't raise me to death one day, will you?"

"We share a tube of blood, sister, what are you thinking!"

"Yeah, that's right."

Hongli looked at the skeleton curiously, and the latter tilted its head from time to time to look at this side, kicked its legs for a while, and then hung its head as if it had lost all hope in life.

Hong Li twitched the corner of her mouth and whispered: "Um, is Dama still alive?"

"Well, he is now..."

Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a sneer: "That's not considered alive, nor is it completely dead!

Half-dead, no, I mean, on the border between life and death, you know what I mean?

You see, he can still move. He is still conscious. Except that he cannot see the sun and has no muscles, everything else is normal! "

"normal--"

Hong Li drawled a long voice, with a strange tone.

"Hey, hey, damn girl, what do you mean?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but make a tic-tac-toe pop up on his head: "Undead creatures are also living things, right? And I'm here, so there's nothing to worry about!"

"Don't worry, things haven't deflected into an uncontrollable direction yet!"

Hei Yang waved his hand, constantly directing the gray mist to carry the Yin Qi from Da Ma, and comforted Da Ma: "Don't worry, this is actually not a failure of the plan in a strict sense.

This is the advanced and advanced version of the original treatment. I was afraid that you wouldn’t be able to accept it before, so I used the youth version. Now it’s just right. "

"Crunch..."

Dama tilted his head, and a bony question mark popped up on his head.

"Ahem, do you still remember those dead people before?"

Hei Yang explained with an example: "Think about it, when I was shaping their bodies before, did their physical condition seem to be much more talented than the original body?"

"Crunch, crunch..."

"Look, look, you said it, right?"

Hei Yang said proudly: "There are too many of them, and their relationship with me is not too close. Except for a few that I took special care of, the rest are just assembly line projects.

But it's different for you, Malaysia. What's the relationship between us? I'll directly customize it for you.

What the body of the Immortal King can't do with the body of chaos, but the body of a cultivator, a high-level spiritual beast!

I can create all kinds of wonderful combinations and even original creatures for you! "

Hei Yang gave a thumbs up and smiled: "This is called winning at the starting line!"

"What an original creature..."

Hong Li raised her head, imagining that the picture was a distorted mosaic, and she couldn't help but draw a black line above her head.

"I think Heiyang, you better not go overboard and just get a normal spirit horse or something like that!"

"Hey, Hongli, what do you mean?"

Hei Yang said unhappily: "Don't trust my craftsmanship?"

"Ha, I'm afraid you'll end up looking like an ancient god."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Don't forget, I'm going to take you with me when I get married!

If you perform extraordinarily and everyone is watching, tsk tsk! "

Hei Yang: "..."

Chapter 332 Ah, fortunately we do not live in a cruel world, tomorrow will still be beautiful

"anyway……"

Hei Yang touched his chin and looked at Da Ma seriously.

"Xiao Li, do you think I should give him a third eye, something like three heads and six arms?"

Hei Yang asked his wife who was lying on his back: "If I add wings and turn into a Pegasus or something, it will make me look more respectable, right?"

"Haha, I suggest you make a dragon and forget it."

Listening to Hei Yang's unreliable thoughts, Hong Li couldn't help but complain: "Can you think of what you are talking about? Think about what a horse with three heads and six arms would look like!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang scratched his head: "That makes sense!"

"Oh, that makes sense~"

Hong Li imitated Hei Yang's tone in a weird way.

"Don't blame me."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, took out a small bottle from the storage bag beside him, opened the bottle, and a faint sense of pressure suddenly came from inside.

"this is……"

Hong Li was stunned for a moment and then came to her senses: "That dragon's blood?"

"Uh-huh, I've connected dozens of big tanks..."

As Hei Yang spoke, he wrapped a drop of dragon's blood in gray mist, injected it into the underworld, and then smeared it on the skeleton.

"It turned out that it was never used. It was finally used here, but I guess this small bottle is enough."