How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Heh, I'm so anxious."

Heiyang spread his hands and laughed: "We are discussing whether we are afraid or not. You want to send me in. You are so cruel!"

"..."

"Okay, okay, stop talking about these boring things here."

Yao Qingkong looked at Heiyang speechlessly: "Where did your wife go? Is she not well yet?

If she doesn't come, we will go to Yaowang Sect directly!

But then we will have to ask the people from the Five Elements Sect who came to help you deal with the ingredients to go to Yaowang Sect with us."

"Ha, you ask me how I know when Hongli will be well. This kind of thing is not something I can control."

Heiyang waved his hand speechlessly: "Don't worry, when you arrive at the location, we will definitely show up to pick up the chefs. Trust our time management skills, okay?"

"Heh, you two really have a sense of time. Reading this kind of thing? "

Yao Qingkong rolled his eyes and suddenly asked curiously: "But then again, does Hongli have to spend so much time putting on makeup before going out?

Just looking at her personality, you really can't tell that she is this kind of person. "

"Dress up, what the hell, she was too lazy to dress up before, and I guess she will have to rely on me to dress up for her in the future."

Heiyang rolled his eyes and said, "She went to look for her shoes, and she hasn't found them yet. What do you think she is doing?"

Yao Qingkong: "??? "

"Looking for her shoes? Doesn't she usually wear shoes?"

Yao Qingkong couldn't understand: "Since the pair of shoes can't be found, can't you just change a pair?"

"Ha, shoes are really not a necessity."

Heiyang answered casually. Speaking of Hongli's activities at home, she is either on the bed or the sofa, or hanging on him. Shoes are really not a necessity.

"Honey, are you ready?"

Heiyang shouted at the bedroom, "Others are urging me."

"Ahhh, wait, don't be impatient, ah head..."

There was a ping-pong sound from the bedroom, mixed with Hongli's cry of pain, Heiyang remained calm and chose to ignore it.

"I said, you can just take a look at it, why bother?"

"Ah? Yes! Heiyang, why didn't you say so earlier!"

"I thought you had a brain."

"Ha! You just want to see me embarrassed!"

"See what I said you had a brain!"

"Heiyang, you ahhhh! Damn it!"

Hongli opened a drawer in the corner, stepped on a pair of shoes inside, ran to Heiyang, and jumped twice.

"Okay! I'm ready for Heiyang!"

"Wow, I finally got you, you slow-mover."

Yao Qingkong complained on the other end: "So when will you arrive?"

"Now!"*2

Two voices came from behind Yao Qingkong.

Yao Qingkong: "???"

Yao Qingkong looked at Heiyang Hongli who suddenly appeared behind him with a confused look on his face, and then looked at the picture in the communication spirit stone. His head was full of question marks, and he couldn't help but shudder.

"What's going on?"

Yao Qingkong looked at Yin Zisheng beside him: "How did they get here?"

"Uh, probably..."

Yin Zisheng scratched his head and drew a finger in the air.

"Swoosh, and then it came over! Well, that's it!"

"Fuck you!"

Yao Qingkong raised his hand and slapped him, snorting: "Speak nicely, okay!"

"Ah, I'm just speaking nicely!"

Yin Zisheng sighed: "Speaking of which, Qingkong, why are you so irritable recently? Did I do something wrong?"

"Ah?"

Yao Qingkong frowned, looked at Heiyang Hongli next to him with a murderous look, pointed at himself and said: "Am I very irritable!?"

"Hmm."

Heiyang Hongli nodded.

Yao Qingkong: "???"

"Hey, I heard that..."

Heiyang pulled Hongli's head over and whispered: "Some women will have a period of emotional instability after pregnancy.

But I remember that it seems that a large part of this is the problem of hormone regulation. Will practitioners also have this problem?"

"Ha, your knowledge is not as broad as mine!"

Hongli showed a proud expression and whispered: "This is the anxiety of waiting for the birth of the child, the anxiety of fearing that the child will have problems, and the panic of the sudden change of social roles. It is multifaceted. I have read about it in books!"

"Awesome, you are worthy of being a talented woman!"

"Ha, you finally admit it!"

"Hey, what are you two whispering about?"

Yao Qingkong leaned over, looking suspicious.

"Ahaha, it's okay!"

Heiyang and Hongli waved their hands quickly.

"Well, I'll go and land the spaceship!"

Heiyang raised his hand and said, "I'm quite experienced in this."

"Ha, then I'll go see the old men and women!"

Hongli raised her hand and said, "Mom and Dad have prepared a place for everyone to live."

"Yeah, they bought two restaurants!"

"By the way, I think I saw Xiaohuo and the others in that direction. Damn, they're still happily shopping!"

"If they want to shop, they can shop."

"Hey, Heiyang, you should be on my side, and quickly condemn them with me!"

"Hehe, my slap should be on your head."

"Next time I put a razor blade in the skull, and if you hit me again I'll slash your hand!"

"Fuck, what kind of biochemically modified blade man..."

………

Hei Yang parked the spaceship in a large open space near Yang Li's house - that land also belonged to them.

I originally thought about sowing some seeds in the open space to grow some vegetables or flowers, and then lie down on a lounge chair to smell the fresh natural scent and enjoy the pastoral life.

As a result, until now, the two lazy guys have not bought any seeds, let alone any pastoral scenery.

In fact, a few times they even passed by the door of a seed shop but didn't bother to look inside.

When I think about going in and having to choose, it seems very troublesome.

At the end of the day, just deciding what to eat already consumes a lot of their energy!

In this way, this land became deserted, and now it has become a landing place for the spacecraft for friends to visit them.

Well, actually this is also part of Heiyang Hongli’s calculation! (convinced)

After landing, Yao Qingkong and Yin Zisheng expressed their eagerness to return home, said hello and flew towards the Yaowang Sect.

Elder Piao Ah Piao was left behind, waiting for Hei Yang to give him professional treatment.

However, Hei Yang Hongli thought that she should send the chefs and aunts there first, and then talk about other things.

Elder Piao Piao thought for a moment and felt that it made sense. After all, the current situation was: he wanted something from Heiyang Hongli, and Heiyang Hongli wanted something from other people’s uncles and aunties.

The priority is clear at a glance!

Then Elder Piao Piao heard that the boy Hong Butian had also come back. Not only was he back, but he was also getting close to the girl Zhao Zhuji. As soon as the fire of gossip burned in his heart, he turned around and drifted towards Hong Butian's house.

He doesn't need any guidance, he is very familiar with Hongbutian's family!

However, those "grandpas and aunts" who actually looked like they were in their twenties, eighties, or thirties looked like primary school students on a spring outing, with excited faces.

After all, in their opinion, they took advantage of Heiyang Hongli!

Nascent Soul stage ingredients!

There are even dragons among them!

In the Five Elements Sect for so many years, they have had a lot of precious ingredients, but they have never had the opportunity to come into contact with such high-grade ingredients.

After all, the Five Elements Sect didn’t even have the Nascent Soul stage a year ago!

Heiyang Hongli is willing to let them touch this high-end ingredient with their own hands, which is like a martial arts hero watching a peerless martial arts, and the forging master creating a village sword +18. The professional experience value will keep rising!

When the time comes, while they are cooking, they will "process Nascent Soul stage ingredients once across levels, and the cooking experience value will be +999999" or something like that. After finishing this meal, they can directly improve their cooking skills and achieve great success!

What Hei Yang Hongli didn't know was that after hearing that they were looking for someone to handle the ingredients, the chefs in the Zongmen cafeteria also held a fierce cooking competition, with everyone showing off their unique skills.

Just to select a special chef who can handle legendary ingredients, cough cough...

Although in the end, because everyone was an old colleague, no one knew anyone’s background, and they were so indifferent to each other that it became impossible to tell the winner.

Your little boss score is higher than mine?

Hehe, it’s just a different taste. If someone else tried it, I would definitely win. My little Fugui wouldn’t accept it!

In short, because everyone could not find any God's Tongue to make a fair judgment, after intense discussion and careful negotiation, everyone finally came up with a perfect plan - let's go together!

Well, the chefs and aunties thought it was perfect, and the disciples and elders of the sect were dumbfounded.

If all the aunts and uncles in the cafeteria miss work, will they suffer from the northwest wind?

They can't all be planning to go to Five Color City to eat and drink, which can be regarded as celebrating the wedding of their sect leader.

However, everyone gave up the idea of ​​seeking death because they thought that this would probably turn some two guys into black men on the spot and kill them violently until they were bleeding like rivers of blood.

Finally, after a large vote by the disciples, the gold medals among these gold medal chefs, the top chefs among the top chefs, came to Five Color City as a delegation, with an almost pilgrim mentality!

Hei Yang Hongli didn't know anything about the turmoil behind it. They only knew that when they brought the big guys into the "Yangli Restaurant" and took out a small part of the ingredients, the situation suddenly got out of control and turned into a biological crisis.

A man, a woman, old or young, with red eyes, held a kitchen knife and rushed towards the flesh and blood.

When they arrived, they looked cautious, as if it was a very precious treasure, for fear of damaging the ingredients if they got too close.

"Ah? What's the matter?"

Hongli swung the rope around the storage bag with one finger, waving her hands nonchalantly and saying, "It's okay, it's okay, those that don't matter, those that are broken, there are many more."

"Hey, you're irritating people's nerves like this."

Hei Yang couldn't help but patted Hong Li on the side, and said speechlessly: "Please restrain yourself!"

"Uh...okay."

Hongli smiled sheepishly, turned to look at Zhang San and Li Si, who hadn't appeared for a long time, and said with a smile: "Then I'll leave it to Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li."

"Don't worry, young lady!"

Although he has not appeared, Zhang San and Li Si, who have been getting promotions and raises recently and are now the boss, smiled and patted their chests in assurance.

"Go and do your work, everyone here will be left to us. Promise, what is the promise..."