How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Tsk, tsk."

Hei Yang let go of his hand and naturally took Hong Li's hand. He turned to look at Hong Butian and Elder Piao Piao, who would have been fighting if they couldn't make contact. He said speechlessly: "Speaking of that, Elder Piao Piao, what are you still doing?" Do you want to reshape your physical body...

Ah, of course, I’m not in a hurry, if you two are in a leisurely mood..."

"Yes! Of course!"

The great elder directly abandoned Hong Butian aside and rushed to Hei Yang: "Please make arrangements for me!"

"Tsk, did Zhuji see it..."

Hong Butian curled his lips disdainfully and pointed at the elder: "Look at that stinky old man, he calls himself an old man and sells his old age in front of me.

When Xiaoyang asks for help from others, he suddenly turns into a senile person. Humph, he follows the trend and follows the trend, which is disgraceful! "

"Ah hehe..."

Zhao Zhuji had a few drops of cold sweat on her head. She felt like a wolf that had slipped into a pack of huskies, feeling out of place.

She won't be polluted like that in the future, no, absolutely not!

Zhao Zhuji smiled awkwardly but politely.

"But so..."

Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and looked at the great elder expressionlessly: "May I ask what this person's name is? You can't really call him Piao Piao, right?"

"Well, I wasn't born with the ability to float..."

The great elder said silently: "I have my own name. My name is..."

"Huh, forget it."

The great elder sighed: "The past is like smoke. Looking forward, we no longer care about the past. It doesn't matter what we call it."

"Correct, positive energy!"

Hei Yang gave a thumbs up and praised: "It saves the memory of one name for the operation of the world. The quality of the elder is really noble!"

"Well……"

Hong Li leaned close to Hei Yang's ear and whispered, "Actually, I'm just too lazy to think of a name..."

"Hush! Be careful!"

Hei Yang covered Hong Li's mouth and whispered: "Fate 8 is so spicy?!"

"Ahem, hey hey hey..."

Hongli coughed twice and smiled: "It's not a big problem!"

"really!"

Hei Yang nodded, turned to look at Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji who were looking silly and happy, and kindly reminded: "Ah, by the way, that Brother Butian, we saw our uncle and aunt when we came here just now.

They heard that you were back and were rushing home. "

"???"

A bunch of question marks popped up on the heads of the two people who were watching.

"It's true!"

Hong Li casually reached to Hei Yang's waist, skillfully grabbed a bag of melon seeds from several storage bags hanging on his waist, and said leisurely: "But those two couldn't run as fast as the two of us, and they had a lot of money at the time. There are still things that I really can’t get out of, so I was delayed for a minute or two.”

"Yeah, but if you count the time..."

Hong Li chuckled: "It's about time."

"!!!"

As soon as Hongli finished speaking, Hongbutian Zhao Zhuji's eyes widened, her hair stood on end, and she ran towards the house.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Ping Ping!" "Ping Pong"

A sound of chaos and chaos came from the house.

"Zhuji, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and get rid of that!"

"What is that!"

"I don't know! But I always feel like I have to do something before my parents do!"

"That makes sense!"

"Xiaoyang Xiaoli, I won't give it away!"

"Help us stop it, thank you, thank you!"

"Well……"

The Great Elder watched the two people rush in, showing half-moon eyes, and turned to look at Heiyang Hongli: "Let's go too... What are you doing?!"

"ha?"

Hongli tugged at the white pointed hat on her head that had the words Make Money at First Sight written on it.

Hei Yang was wearing a black top hat with the words "Peace under Heaven" written on it.

"What's wrong?"

Hei Yang Hongli looked at the Great Elder with a suspicious look on his face: "Is there any problem?"

Great Elder: "..."

"Ha, should I say it or not..."

Hongli looked at Hei Yang, then at herself, and smiled: "They look like a couple pretending to be a couple!"

"That's that's..."

Hei Yang murmured in a low voice: "Last time I went to the underworld, I saw a couple in black and white, they looked like a perfect match!"

"Huh? Male or female?"

"Nonsense, of course it's a boy and a girl!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and complained: "I don't know if they have any relationship in the underworld, but they can continue to be a couple even after they die."

"Huh? Don't speculate about others all day long, okay?"

Hong Lixian glanced at Hei Yang: "Maybe we only met him after he died?"

"I don't see it like..."

"Is that what you think it is?"

"How will they have children then?"

"Well, the underworld also has to carry on the family line..."

"I said……"

Looking at the "reliable" couple in front of him, the elder's soul became unstable for a while, and the figure of Hong Butian suddenly flashed in his mind.

Sometimes, it only takes a moment to understand how good a person is!

"Bu Tian! Bu Tian!"

"Mom and dad are back to see you!"

"Um?"

Hei Yang was startled and looked out through the wall: "Uncle and aunt are back already!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli blinked: "So do you want to help Brother Butian stop him for a while?"

"What do you think?"

"I don't think it's necessary!"

"really!"

Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and nodded.

Hei Yang stretched out his hand and covered the great elder in the gray mist.

Hong Li burned two small hats and a handful of melon seed peels on a fire.

"Swish!" Two figures rushed towards the opposite direction of the door. They stepped lightly on the corner, climbed over the wall, and quickly disappeared into the distance.

Chapter 335 It’s hard to imagine what kind of mental state I was in when I wrote the chapter title.

"Look, look, this is the benefit of having your own home."

In the yard of Yangli's house, Hongli held Heiyang's hand and showed off to the elder who was floating next to him: "Look at Brother Butian and the others' guilty looks, and then look at us."

"One thing to say, it's true!"

Hei Yang nodded and said: "We don't have a guilty conscience even if we are thieves!"

"Hey, that's not what you said. You make people think that we are just thick-skinned."

Hongli patted Hei Yang with a speechless expression, and corrected: "We have our own independent private space. No matter what we do, we don't have to worry about our parents suddenly barging in!"

"really."

Hei Yang held out his thumb and said seriously: "That means no matter how lazy you are, you won't get scolded, and no matter how much fun you have, nothing will happen!"

"Well, if something happens, it will happen, right?"

Hong Li's eyes were weak, and she stood on tiptoes and leaned close to Hei Yang's ear.

“I think some people play too much and end up with problems, but we still need to be safety-conscious.

Of course, we are practitioners, so our moral bottom line can be lowered! "

"If all practitioners in the world hear you say this, their blood pressure will soar."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, slapped Hongli back to the original altitude, and looked at her with disdain.

"Besides, why are you thinking about weird things all day long?"

Hei Yang narrowed his eyes and said seriously: "Besides, did I tell you not to peek at those things again?"

"Ha, let's see what's wrong!"

Hong Li snorted softly and patted her chest. She was not ashamed, but proud.

“Young people are full of energy and should be proud, so why be embarrassed?

Of course, we are immortal cultivators, so it is normal for us to be young for a few hundred million years! "

"Has the word "cultivation" been misinterpreted like this..."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes: "Hongli, you have committed a heinous crime!"

"Huh? What a heinous crime I committed? Did I misinterpret it?"

Hongli looked dissatisfied and said: "I am trying to find its original meaning. You must know that the instinct of living things is to survive and reproduce.

Cultivation of immortality is for a better survival and away from death. They are both full of vitality words, so what is the misinterpretation? "

"On the contrary, it's those who forcefully add various definitions to it, which I think is baffling."

Hong Li said disdainfully: "Yes, I just like low-level tastes and trash that deviates from noble sentiments!"

"Tsk, tsk, what you said is quite unreasonable."

Hei Yang rubbed Hong Li's head and said with a smile, "But in my eyes you are very cute."

"Hey hey hey..."

Hong Li smiled.

"..."

The great elder who was following him had a black line on his head. The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same, but I just think they are immoral.

In broad daylight, in the clear sky, someone actually did something like this...

What, this is their home? !