How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

………

“Uh…”

The elder looked at Hongli’s painting, then at Heiyang, then at the gray fog, and then at Hongli’s painting, and opened his mouth to speak but stopped.

“How is it?”

Hongli said proudly: “Is it very similar?”

“Hahaha, ahem, that’s what I mean…”

Heiyang suppressed the urge to laugh and said seriously: “Apart from the fact that it’s not similar, it’s still very similar!”

Hongli: “???”

“Ahem, that…”

The elder closed his eyes and rushed directly into the gray fog: “I’m ready! Just come over!”

He just glanced at the painting and suddenly felt that Dama’s appearance just now was handsome. If he continued to look at it, the consequences would be disastrous!

“Okay, I’ll come right away!”

Heiyang followed closely: “Look at my craftsmanship!”

“Ah, isn’t it similar?”

Hongli tilted her head and looked at what she had drawn with a puzzled look on her face. She blinked and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.

"It seems that there is a little bit of difference, ha, hahaha..."

Item: Weird Glass Canvas Totem Pattern

Quality: Blue

Effect: Pollute the spirit, tamper with aesthetics, and distort the soul.

(There is a very small possibility of understanding unknown dangerous painting skills through this item!)

Introduction: Carefully painted by the great practitioner [Deleted], it contains [Deleted]'s unique understanding of painting!

The painter's works are always promoted after his death!

The work of [Deleted] is the opposite. The painter will not die. What [Deleted] wants is the life of the viewer!

Huh, a gust of wind blew, blowing Hongli's work into the sky.

"Ah..."

Hongli looked up at the sky, smiled and sighed: "Sure enough, mortals don't know how to appreciate it, but the wind knows what height it should be."

"Boom!"

A thunderbolt in the clear sky hit the drawing paper and turned it into ashes.

Hongli: "???"

The Wandering Realm has once again restored peace and tranquility!

"Hey, what do you mean, what do you mean..."

Chapter 336 Actually, I behave very well outside, but I will be very good at home! Believe me!

"Mom and Dad, Xiaohuo is going to have breakfast!"

The door of Yangli's room was casually slapped, Xiaohuo yawned and asked casually: "What do you want to bring for breakfast? Dad? Mom?"

"Uh, what?"

Hongli poked her head out of the quilt with messy hair, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and was a little confused.

"Are you dreaming? I seem to hear Xiaohuo's voice, um~"

Hongli yawned: "Sure enough, I am a good mother. I think about my daughter when I sleep."

"Dad! Mom! Can you hear me?"

Xiaohuo coughed twice, cleared his throat, and raised his voice slightly.

"If you don't say anything, Xiaohuo will leave. Bring back breakfast that doesn't suit your parents' tastes, and don't be picky!"

"Ah, it's really Xiaohuo. Is it dawn?"

Hongli looked at the dark sky outside through the curtains, sat up slightly, and yawned again: "It's so early..."

"No! It's almost eight o'clock!"

Xiaohuo dragged out his voice: "It's raining outside, so it's a little dark!"

"Ah?"

Hongli tilted her head, and heard the sound of dripping rain in her ears. It didn't sound like light rain.

"Is that so..."

Hongli nodded and said casually: "Oh, I'm too lazy to think about what to eat, Xiaohuo, you can take it."

"Is that so?"

Xiaohuo confirmed with some uncertainty.

"Uh-huh, that's it."

Hongli suddenly thought of something and smiled innocently: "Anyway, if I don't want to eat it, I can feed it to Heiyang for recycling, ahem..."

What if Heiyang refuses?

Ha, simple!

Hongli's eyes moved upwards, imagining the scene she would deal with at that time.

As long as her body softened, she leaned into Heiyang's arms, blinked her cute big eyes, and used a pure and charming voice to seduce Heiyang.

"Husband, I don't want to eat anymore, can you help me eat it~"

Then Heiyang would be so fascinated by her that he couldn't find his way, and happily picked up the bowl and drank it all!

"Oh, oh."

Hongli chuckled softly, it was a piece of cake, easily controlling Heiyang and playing with him, it couldn't be simpler!

As for whether there would be any accidents...

Hongli frowned and imagined another possibility again.

Heiyang picked up her portion, suddenly reached out and grabbed Hongli, took out a funnel and stuffed it into her mouth, and then poured the rice into it from the other end.

Then Hongli's eyes widened, tears flowed, her arms waved, her legs kicked, and then she rolled her eyes and lost consciousness.

When she wakes up, she will find that the rice in the bowl has been eaten by her.

"Pfft, pfft, what a weird imagination!"

Hongli shook her head and said firmly: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"Squeak"

The sound of the living room door opening was heard, and Hongli suddenly thought of something and reminded him.

"Xiaohuo, remember to bring an umbrella, um, wear a raincoat, otherwise you will get wet and frozen."

"Ah, this, this, it's impossible! Xiaohuo is not stupid!"

Xiaohuo's voice came slowly: "No more, Xiaohuo is leaving first."

"Ang!"

The sound of the flamingo came from the horizon, the flames spread their wings to protect them, and under the heavy rain, they were like a strange red mist floating and dancing.

"Ah, that's great."

Hongli showed her half-moon eyes and laughed helplessly.

It just seems that the atmosphere is a little off?

Hongli scratched her head. It was quite quiet this morning. Didn't she hear the noise of playing and laughing outside at this time a few days ago?

Oh, by the way, Xingyun and Gaga were invited by Hongli's mother to play over, and they have been staying there for the past few days.

In addition, Aunt Hongling also went to Yao Qingkong and the fire crane Xiaoli, whose name is very similar to hers, to the Medicine King Sect.

They said they wanted to discuss matters related to the new branch of the Medicine King Sect in the capital, the corresponding management rights and obligations, and the division of regional plots and cost areas.

Well, I guess she is busy with the affairs of the Hong family in the capital again.

Although she said she was on vacation, Hongli saw her aunt take out a stack of family news from time to time more than once, and then frowned and thought seriously.

Even if she is on vacation, she will not give up her work!

And...

Hongli looked at her aunt's cultivation level. Although the progress speed is not as fast as when she was in the Five Elements Sect, she doesn't look like she is wasting time, and obviously she hasn't given up her dream of cultivation.

Great!

Hongli silently praised her aunt in her heart. To be honest, her aunt was really good.

She had a good figure, good looks and temperament. She ignored the time when she was irritated by Hongli. Her aunt was usually gentle and friendly, but she had her own strength.

Although she was not as focused as Xingyun in one direction, her aunt's efforts were not much less than hers.

If such a girl was married home, she could manage such a large family, so why worry that she could not manage a small family?

It was a pity that Hongli was not a man, and she had never thought of cutting off an arm or something.

Otherwise, after the plot reached the part where "Hongli, who had just arrived at the Five Elements Sect, was accepted as a disciple by a woman who claimed to be her aunt", it would probably go to some strange lines.

Hongli smiled and showed a funny smile.

Of course, if she had to choose, it would definitely be Heiyang!

Unfortunately, the only flaw was that Heiyang was not as hardworking as her aunt.

If Heiyang was as capable as her aunt, wouldn't she, Hongli, become a real parasite?

At that time, just feed her the food she likes on time and buy her interesting books to read every once in a while.

Don't worry about the rest, just relax and let Heiyang play, cough cough...

If Heiyang becomes diligent and manages a family like his aunt, doesn't it mean that he has no time to accompany Hongli!

Hiss! No! Absolutely not!

Hongli took a breath of cold air and quickly put this horrible idea behind her. She fumbled in the quilt with some fear, looking for Heiyang's trace.

"Hmm..."

Hongli frowned. She didn't notice it when she just woke up. Now she seems to feel a little heavy in her legs?

Gently lifting a corner of the quilt, Hongli looked at Heiyang who was holding her two smooth thighs with a peaceful face and blinked.

"Ah this!"

Hongli subconsciously shuddered. Shouldn't this be her usual posture?

So this is what they often say that couples will become more and more alike!

Hongli carefully stretched out her hands to grab Heiyang's shoulders, and moved the dangerous creature away with fear, slowly pulled him up, and gently put his head on the pillow.

"Huh."

Hongli subconsciously tightened her legs, took a few deep breaths, and calmed down by covering her chest.

"No, why am I nervous..."

Hongli curled her lips, revealing dead fish eyes, as if she was a little dissatisfied with her performance just now.

"Damn, it's a good thing I didn't see it, otherwise I would be a coward!"

Hongli looked at Heiyang again, slowly crawled to Heiyang's side and lay down, holding her chin with her hands and quietly watching Heiyang sleeping.

Looking at the boy's calm and peaceful expression, Hongli couldn't help but smile slightly, and her somewhat restless heart calmed down again, and her mood for the day began to be happy again from this moment on.

"It's great."