How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"How could I do nothing?"

"Elaborate."

"I can eat, sleep, and read novels and biographies..."

"What a coincidence, I know these things too, and I think I'm better at them than you."

"No, no, no, you can't control this!"

"How will you know if you don't try?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Since there has to be a bastard who is holding us back, why can't it be me?"

"Can you really be a person who is pursuing something?"

"You go and practice hard now, that is my greatest pursuit."

Hei Yang snorted softly and pulled the blanket towards him: "Anyway, you're not even 1.6 meters tall, so you won't be able to use it much..."

"Eaters are short-handed, so you drank the milk I brought."

"But I've already finished drinking, what can you do to me?"

"You want to fight, right?"

"Come on, come on!"

"Forget it, it's too hard to reach out of the blanket."

"Too."

"Alas..."*2

"Didn't my parents always want to match us up?"

"The first day you knew?"

Hei Yang asked rhetorically.

"But after thinking about it, I feel that we are still a little inappropriate!"

Hongli said seriously.

"Elaborate."

"What do you think..."

Hongli gave an example: "You are a lazy dog, and I am also a lazy dog. If we were together, I'm afraid we would both starve to death in a few days.

So, even if I have to, I should find someone who is gentle and considerate to support me, right? "

"That makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded: "I also hope that an aunt can see through my stubbornness, but there is another way."

"Elaborate."

"I heard that when you reach a certain level of cultivation, you can live without grains, and then you won't be afraid of starving to death."

"good idea."

Hongli agreed very much: "So when are you going to catch the spiritual chicken?"

"climb!"

Huxinting is in embarrassment again!

Again, it’s really easy to get sleepy on snowy days, and also on rainy days... and also on sunny days...

Thinking about it this way, it seems like I feel sleepy every day, either from physical fatigue or simply wanting to sleep.

"Actually, besides catching the spiritual rooster, there is another option to become a disciple of that unknown great immortal."

Hei Yang shook his head and shook away his sleepiness: "The Five Elements Sect must be more reliable than the Great Immortal of unknown origin, right?"

"That's not necessarily true. What if you are an expert in the world of games?"

Hong Li didn't even bother to open her eyes: "Besides, I said that the Five Elements Sect doesn't have your share, and it doesn't have my share. That's the quota for my cousins ​​and the others."

"That's not necessarily the case."

Hei Yang put his hands on his chin, with a gloomy look on his face: "As long as we get rid of my cousin and the others, Jie Jie Jie, won't the quota for the Five Elements Sect be within reach by then?"

"good idea."

Hongli's tone was calm: "Go ahead and get rid of them, I support you mentally.

Of course, if the matter is exposed, I will despise you mentally, deeply hate your behavior of taking action against my own race, and draw a clear line from now on! "

"?"

A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head: "Have you been fooled by all the good guys?"

"I think it's pretty good."

Hongli pulled her long hair to her face and covered her eyes to sleep: "Give up. Two giants in language and a dwarf in action can't come up with any solution when they come together."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang wanted to refute, but felt that it made sense: "Tell me, is there such a possibility, for example, that the spiritual chicken suddenly appeared in front of us and ran into your arms?"

"No way, absolutely impossible."

Hongli sneered and said: "You just sit here and wait for the rabbit to come. If something like that really happens, I will eat the stove on the spot!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Before Hong Li finished speaking, a chicken crow suddenly sounded. She trembled with fright, her body lost balance and she was about to fall to the ground: "Hey, hey, don't, don't, uh..."

At the critical moment, Hongli's head was less than one centimeter away from the floor, and she forcibly stopped it.

"Huh, it's okay, we are also martial arts practitioners..."

The scenery in front of her turned upside down, and Hongli couldn't help complaining: "Why don't you pull me up?"

"Because I want to see if your dress can defy gravity."

"The results of it?"

"Does not."

"What the hell..."

Hongli sat up suddenly, straightened her skirt, and looked at Hei Yang angrily: "I'll kill you!"

"Ouch, are you blushing?"

"Climbing, this is due to the reverse flow of blood caused by being inverted, do you understand?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

As soon as Hei Yang stretched out his hand, the rooster that crowed just now flew to the table in front of them: "Look, it scares you. This is my rooster. I thought I lost it, but it turned out that I went out for a walk."

No way, no one really thinks that the spiritual chicken will stupidly take the bait, right?

If the spiritual rooster comes, I will put this blanket through my nose on the spot! "

"Cack!"

"Oh help... Bang! Okay, no need to save my life."

Hei Yang's head fell to the ground, expressionless: "I'm telling you, I feel like I've got a concussion now!"

Chapter 5 You two are a bit ambitious, okay? I’m worried when I look at it, and I have to look at my mother!

"This is……"

Hei Yang rubbed his head and looked at another chicken that suddenly appeared, with a subtle expression on his face: "No, no?"

"My feet are strong, my wings carry the wind, my eyes are spiritual, and my blood is boiling..."

The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched: "This seems to be a real spiritual chicken. Heiyang, your cock is so strong, you hooked up with a rich woman just after going out...

No, this is not a rich woman, this is a fairy fate! "

"Oh oh oh!"

Seeing the rooster following him, the rooster's eyes lit up, he flapped his wings and flew off the table, tilting his head towards the rooster, as if to say: Elbow, come into the house with me!

"Cack!"

The spiritual chicken flapped its wings two or three times and immediately followed the rooster. After a while, it disappeared on the frozen lake.

"Well, the fairy fate is gone."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "These two are not really hooked up, are they? How can my cock be so good?"

"You don't care about this!"

Under the blanket, Hongli kicked Heiyang's trouser leg: "Hurry up and chase, you just need to beat the mandarin duck...

Uh, I mean, as long as you snatch the spiritual chicken away from the rooster, offer it to the god of the Huang family, and start on the path of cultivation..."

"I think..."

Hei Yang solemnly said: "The person who embarks on the path of cultivation is better than you!"

"Wow, at this time, you are still arguing with me about this. It has been almost two chapters!"

Hongli looked like she hated him and said: "The spiritual chicken is right in front of you, you have to stand still, don't be such a waste like me!

Don't you know that if you don't take what God gives you, you will suffer the consequences? Such a good opportunity is presented to you, you must learn to cherish it! "

"Ah, I can't see or see. I can't see any spiritual chicken. Hongli, what are you talking about? I can't seem to hear you either.

Oops, that's so strange. My ears and eyes suddenly stopped working. Could it be because of the cold? "

"grass (a plant)"

Hongli rubbed her brows: "I can't help it anymore. My fists are hard and I want to punch you twice."

"calm down.

The little chicken doesn't feel as good as the lazy dog ​​rescuer in front of me. "

Hei Yang curled his lips and brought up the panel in front of him: "At least the knowledge of marksmanship that suddenly appeared in my mind is real, and there is also this first sight gift waiting to be received. These are all visible benefits. "

"Oh, you fake binder, you are clearly called Salted Fish Rescuer."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, but her attention was successfully diverted by Hei Yang: "Well, is this how you receive the first meeting gift?"

[Receive it successfully and get the gift package (white) with an 80% chance of getting a white item, a 15% chance of getting a gray item, and a 5% chance of getting a green item]

Without any warning, a small box appeared in Hong Li's hand, making the latter curious: "Is this the so-called first meeting gift? After I receive it, can you still receive it?"

"What do you think?"

Hei Yang spread his hands, and a small box appeared in his arms: "It seems that everyone can receive it once, but I don't know what can be obtained."

"You drive first."

Hongli urged: "Although I don't want to admit it, you have always seemed to have better luck since you were a child."

"One thing to say, it's true!"

Hei Yang liked hearing this and opened the gift bag casually.

[Congratulations on getting the skill book: Feng Jie Hu (green)]

Skill: Wind Tight Pulling Whisper

Quality: green

Effect: Consumes 50% of one's physical strength, instantly breaks away from the battle, and disappears from the enemy's sight. At the same time, one's own speed is increased three times, lasting for 10 seconds. It is ineffective for monks above the foundation building stage (excluding the foundation building stage).

Introduction: The idea is tough, withdraw!

"Hiss, this move is awesome!"

Hei Yang took a sip of hot milk and decisively chose to study. Almost at the same time, a reminder flashed in front of Hong Li's eyes.

[Your contractor has learned the skill: Feng Jie Hu Hu (green), you have learned this skill]

"Ah, can the moves from the gift pack be synchronized?"