How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hong Li had obviously previewed it, and said as she opened the first page: "As you can see from the introduction, this comic is about a little boy who keeps killing people around him and blaming others to get away with it."

Indeed, Hei Yang nodded and agreed: "And he will not expose himself when putting the blame on others, and even use the hands of others to put the blame on others. The method is really so clever that it is frightening!"

"That's right, that's what the basic information I read seems to say, wait..."

Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang, her eyes widened: "How do you know?"

"Ha, I'm ashamed to say it..."

Hei Yang smiled shyly and touched his head: "I happen to have seen it once or twice..."

"Wow, you, you..."

Hongli pointed her finger at Hei Yang above, pointed for a long time and poked the tip of his nose: "Then you should be a true gentleman who reads books without saying anything. I am not allowed to spoil the book while I am reading it, otherwise I will beat you."

"A true gentleman reads books without speaking..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and hummed: "Do I still need this to prove me?

There is a saying that a true gentleman is a man who can sit still and remain calm. "

"You're messed up, I can feel it."

"Ha, so that's it?"

Hei Yang's expression froze, and he showed an indifferent smile again: "Occasionally, I will miss."

"Haha, I really believed you."

Hong Li moved her body slightly, but was pulled back by Hei Yang again. She had no choice but to roll her eyes and sighed: "Okay, okay, it's up to you. You're not allowed to spoil the book while I'm reading. I agreed." Oh, what a true gentleman.”

"Actually, I haven't seen much."

Hei Yang told the truth: "I have heard a little bit about it, and I only know a little bit about it. In layman's terms, I am just a cloud reader.

After all, we didn’t have much time at the time and couldn’t spare the time to read many of them, so we had to take a look at Xiaoyun, which was a pity. "

"That's good. Now you don't have to worry about running out of time."

Hongli chuckled: "Okay, okay, don't talk. Let's start the story. Let's talk about it. The characters in it are quite cute."

"Am I cute?"

"No, no, no."

"Perfunctory."

"Ah, yes, yes."

"Why don't you go into a comic book and die."

"That's okay."

Hei Yang chuckled, no more beeps.

The story begins with the protagonist, named Zhang San, a high school student who is nicknamed the Outlaw. He is proficient in a variety of escape methods and often helps death row criminals escape legal sanctions. How terrifying!

"Villain protagonist."

Hongli said leisurely: "Teach a bad kid what to do, hehe."

"It's almost done."

On this day, Zhang San received an offline contact. Someone was preparing to carry out a murder case at the city's playground on the weekend, and asked Zhang San to be there and be his accomplice.

The other party's quotation was very high, and Zhang San had no reason to refuse. He went to the site in advance and made various plans and preparations. This was indeed a display of professionalism to the extreme.

But he didn't expect that when he stepped out, he encountered a group of big fish. It turned out that his colleagues were trading.

Secretly turning his cell phone into recording mode, Zhang San prepared to record their conversation and then use the recording to blackmail them.

Then say, oh, you don’t want this recording to be known to the uncles from the Metropolitan Police Department, so do you know what you should do now?

Well, the plan works!

"Good guy, this is not money extortion!"

Hong Li was shocked: "What a despicable protagonist, a real villain!"

"Hey, hey, don't think blindly. This one is a man, and those traders are also men."

"Aren't there any beauties in their organization? Just send any of them out to sacrifice, and then they will die together with Zhang San with thunder on their bodies!"

"Ha, you're a criminal."

"That's right, we have rich experience!"

"But what if the plot of this comic is more ups and downs?"

Hong Li guessed with a serious look on her face: "For example, Zhang San's target is these big men!"

"Uh, you go ahead and crawl. What are you thinking about?"

"No, I have to look back secretly to verify my guess."

"Stop it, what's the point of reading a book like this?"

"Oh, I don't want to peek at the plot, I just want to see if there are any scenes of them having sex with each other in the back!"

Hong Li swung around wildly, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "As expected! As expected! Damn Zhang San, as expected, he really did something great!"

"how?"

Hei Yang said faintly: "You know it again? What did you see?"

"Ha, look, look, is there a little boy here?"

"Ah, yes, yes, there is a little boy, and then, what can it mean?"

"This looks like Zhang San's child. Didn't you see that they look so similar?"

Hong Li said confidently: "Zhang San really didn't control himself. He accidentally became a father... Oops!"

"Not many beeps!"

Hei Yang said fiercely: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll knock your head off. Look good!"

"oh……"

Hei Yang Hongli was still in the mood to joke with each other at first.

However, the development of the plot became more and more fascinating, and the two of them became more and more fascinated. They gradually lost their voices and became quiet.

Time passed unknowingly and it was noon.

"Hongli, your communication spirit stone is shining..."

"Don't worry about it, let's keep watching."

"Hey, it's too rude not to answer the call. I condemn you."

"Okay, okay, wrong, wrong, I'll go pick it up, ugh."

Hongli sighed: "It's really annoying. Reading a book doesn't make people read it well."

"I've been watching it for a long time. It won't take much time to answer the phone. Let's continue watching later. Speaking of the current time..."

Hei Yang paused, turned to look at the bright sun outside the window, and roared: "It's noon, it's time to have lunch again, it obviously feels like I just finished breakfast not long ago."

"well……"

Hei Yang shook his head, as if he was going to buy lunch again. Human beings are indeed troublesome creatures. Three meals a day take up most of their lives.

But thinking about the previous world, Hei Yang suddenly felt relieved. At least the food in the Travel World was very cheap.

Because the grain yield is very high, this is the legacy left by the old predecessors to their descendants. I praise the old predecessors.

"Hey hey hey, who is it?"

Hong Li connected to the spirit stone with an impatient look, and said angrily: "You know how to communicate every day, you think you are Elder Huole!"

(Huo Le:???)

"It's me, Jin Xiu."

Jin Xiu's voice came out calmly: "Although I don't know where I provoked you again?

But thinking about your girl's character, there is a high probability that you are not angry with me, so I will forgive you this time. "

"Ah, Jin Xiu..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment, suddenly thought of something, and said quickly: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, I almost forgot, oops, oops, I'm so sorry, my fault, I'm a stupid dog!"

"Okay, okay, I've done it for you."

Jin Xiu waved his hand: "Go and try it yourself, I'll hang up first."

"Oh, thank you, Sister Xiuxiu!"

Hongli hung up the communication with an apologetic smile.

"Huh, you scared me..."

Chapter 355 No one will revolve around you all day long, except mosquitoes

"How to say?"

Hei Yang leaned back and leaned over.

"Continue reading comics?"

Hei Yang shook the book in his hand and asked curiously.

"Wait a minute, my husband, wait for me!"

Hongli quickly clasped her hands together and begged sincerely.

She stepped over to Hei Yang's side, pressed his shoulders with both hands, and straightened Hei Yang's head. She placed the comic in his hand and put him in a posture to read the comics seriously.

"Husband Heiyang, just sit here and don't move around. I'm going to test it."

Hong Li said with a serious look: "Don't run around, otherwise I will be sad if there is no one to read with me!"

"ha?"

A question mark popped up on Hei Yang's head: "Am I not accompanying you? What are you doing on your own?"

"Oh, oh, oh, I'll tell you when I'm done."

Hongli smiled sheepishly, then gently raised Hei Yang's head and placed a pillow behind him.

"If I say it now, wouldn't it be embarrassing if I failed!"

Hong Li chuckled, and took two or three steps to the corner where she had just faced the wall and thought about it. Then she suddenly thought of something, and jumped back to pick up the pen and paper, scratching in random directions, and walked to the corner again.

"Well……"

Hei Yang turned around and knelt on the sofa, resting his chin on the sofa's backrest, blinking at Hong Li with confused eyes.

Hei Yang didn't say anything to disturb her, he just stared quietly, his eyes never leaving her.

"Well, let's try it."

Hongli looked at the names of various meals written on the note, and then looked at the small teleportation array in the corner. She smiled, put the note and a few spirit stones on it, and teleported them together.

"Whoosh"

The spirit stone and the note disappeared in an instant. Hong Li squatted in a small corner, took out four chopsticks and held them in his hands. He said sincerely: "Hei Yang bless you, bless you success, Black Sun bless you!"

"What is she muttering about there?"

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and looked at Hong Li suspiciously. He patted his shoulder and whispered: "Xiao Yang Moying, go and eavesdrop."

"..."

Moying quietly leaned out, glanced at Hongli from a distance, and shrank back in fear.

"Ouch, you bastard!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but scolded: "You're afraid of your henpecks, right? You useless guy!"

Demon Shadow: "..."

Stop scolding, stop scolding, woo woo woo...