How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"You can't give other examples, right?"

Hongli pointed at herself and said fiercely: "Do you have to kill me?"

"Well, there aren't many people in the Nirvana Fire Magical Society..."

Hei Yang smiled awkwardly: "If you don't kill me, who will you kill?"

"Change it."

"How to change?"

"Turn around."

"oh."

Hei Yang turned around.

"Xiao Huo, look here."

The red glass floated slightly, and the couple were facing Xiaohuo: "Now, let me demonstrate to you the magical power of Nirvana Fire, so that you can know how powerful its life-saving ability is!"

"Ah, what, how to demonstrate..."

"Ha, do you need to say this?"

Hongli held Hei Yang's neck with both hands and hummed, "I'll strangle your father's neck in a while, and then have him transform himself into a living person for you, so that you can see it clearly, right?"

"Ah, this, this is not good..."

Xiao Huo showed his half-moon eyes, looked at the vicious Hong Li and the hopeless Hei Yang with some fear, and beeped softly.

"Actually, you don't need to show it. Xiaohuo can figure it out just by imagining it. Really!"

"Good boy."

Hei Yang was moved to tears.

"How is this possible!"

Hongli snorted softly and educated: "Learning without thinking is useless, thinking without learning is dangerous! What you read on paper will eventually make you feel shallow, but you must know that you have to do it. Hearing a hundred times is not as good as seeing it, and seeing it is not enough. Practice it, kill one person in ten steps, kill one person to save the common people..."

"In order to kill me, this woman spent all her life's savings..."

Hei Yang complained: "Damn girl, I'm just standing here. Hei wants to see if you are willing to do it."

"Huh? Who do you look down on? You, who do you look down on?"

Hongli's eyes widened.

"Your aunt, I just need to move my hand, click, and your poor little life will be gone! You are still here pretending!

Watch me turn your neck 180 degrees for a while and see if you are still crazy! "

"Moreover……"

Hongli thought for a moment, then added in a low voice: "I'll just pinch your blood, and it'll be replenished in the blink of an eye!

Why do you still need ten drops of blood? We dare to kill that one, but we are afraid that this one won’t work! "

"Ah, yes, yes..."

Hei Yang looked unscrupulous.

"You, Lord Hongli, are the most decisive and decisive. Hurry up and give me a good time."

Hei Yang said proudly: "Don't talk about a tube of blood, kill as many tubes as you want, just do it."

"You..."

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head, and she couldn't help but curse: "Aren't you cheap?"

"Pfft..."

Xiao Huo lowered his head suddenly, his shoulders shaking up and down while suppressing a smile.

"Hurry up."

Hong Li whispered close to Hei Yang's ear.

"Can't you cooperate with me? The child is watching. It's so embarrassing for me to do this."

"You also know that the children are watching..."

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and was speechless.

"Let me tell you, in another family, the mother of the child strangles the father of the child, and then tells the child to watch out, I will kill your father or something..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Speaking of which, our family is a little abnormal. I don't remember my parents ever being like this in front of me...

What, were you shown like this as a child? "

"Show me your size! You can talk nonsense."

Hong Li pinched a piece of skin on Hei Yang's neck with her thumb and index finger nails, and twisted it with gritted teeth.

"Hurry up and tell me, if you cooperate or not, don't toast me and you will be fined if you don't eat!"

"Ah, okay, okay..."

Hei Yang smiled silently and said perfunctorily: "Let me tell you, I am cooperating with you for the sake of the child, otherwise..."

"Cut the nonsense."

Hong Li snorted, cleared her throat, and turned towards the small fire in front of her.

"Okay, okay, Ms. Hei Xiaohuo, you don't have to laugh anymore, look up and look seriously, I'll kill you just this once..."

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo raised his head and looked at his mother's hand stuck on his father's neck. He couldn't help but smile and beg, "Mom, don't hurt dad anymore..."

"Hey, Xiaohuo, when you say this..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but have a black line.

"Can you stop smiling so brightly!"

"Ah this..."

The smile on Xiao Huo's face froze, and she quickly reached out and pinched her face, returning to her serious look.

"Sorry, I couldn't adjust just now."

"Just adjust now."

Hong Li sighed, looked at Hei Yang, and whispered: "Listen carefully, I'm counting to three two one, you just pretend to be dead, three two one!"

"What? What are you counting?"

A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head, and he saw Hong Li's fingers tapping his neck gently before he realized it.

"Oh, I'm dead!"

Hei Yang stuck out his tongue, his head symbolically tilted ninety degrees, and his body swayed and fell down.

However, Hei Yang's falling movement was slow enough. It was so slow that Hongli spread the blanket on the ground and then watched Hei Yang fall down on the blanket.

[Hei Yang: Why don’t you have a pillow? This is what you are sending to beg for food! Don’t those who play dead people deserve to eat box lunches? 】

[Hongli: Shut up, dead man. 】

[Hei Yang: Ahem, I suggest replacing "human" with "ghost" to make it sound more friendly. 】

[Hongli: Go to hell! 】

"Ahem, very good, Xiaohuo, look over here."

Hongli pointed to the black sun on the blanket, and saw the other person lying upright on it, with his hands folded on his chest, his face was peaceful, and his death was very ritualistic.

Hong Li twitched the corner of her mouth and resisted the urge to stomp this guy to life. She opened her eyes and said, "This is a dead black sun. Did you see it?"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo always felt that a real teacher wouldn't be like this in class.

She blinked and looked at her father, who was professionally lying on the ground, feeling a little uncomfortable.

But both parents are performing conscientiously, and she must not hold back.

Maybe her parents want to train her acting skills at the same time so that she can fool bad people in the future...

Xiao Huo tried her best to move her parents closer to Wei Guangzheng. She looked at her father, trying to suppress her sadness.

As a result, she caught a glimpse of her father gently reaching out to scratch his cheek, and then immediately put his hand down.

Hongli: "..."

small fire:"……"

No, she can't do it!

Xiao Huo bit her lip, how could she pretend to be sad?

"hiss……"

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head. Looking at Hei Yang who was secretly scratching his hand again, he kicked off his shoes and stepped on the other person's chest.

"Go to hell! You bitch!"

Hei Yang opened his eyes suddenly, then rolled his eyes and closed them again.

"Xiaohuo, did you hear the sound of bones breaking..."

Xiaohuo looked at his father who had been stepped on by his mother, with beads of sweat streaming down his head. In this case, it seemed that his father's acting skills were indeed more realistic!

[Heiyang: Give me back my life~~]

[Heiyang: Give me back my life~~]

[Hongli: Go to hell, you dishonest bitch! 】

[Hongli: Just add drama to yourself on purpose, right? Bastard! 】

[Hongli: Give me a good death! 】

Hongli sighed, finally able to explain with peace of mind, she took her feet back...

[Hei Yang: Wait! 】

[Hongli: Huh? what happened again? 】

[Hei Yang: Don't go, keep stepping on me! 】

[Hongli:? ? ? ? ? ? 】

"Kacha!"

Xiaohuo heard the sound of bones breaking again. She looked at her father's face. It seemed that he was quite happy after leaving, maybe...

Chapter 361: Strong wind + frost warning, large-scale cooling is accelerating southward, and temperatures are low in many places

"Look carefully, this is the Nirvana Fire. Feel it and see if it's different from yours."

In the Yangli family courtyard.

Hong Li stepped on Hei Yang's body with one foot expressionlessly while throwing the Nirvana Fire in her hand to Xiao Huo, who quickly caught it with an expectant look on his face.

"Hey!"

Xiao Huo held the Nirvana Fire in one hand, and his hair instantly stood up.

"Ah, so hot, so hot..."

Watching Xiao Huo alternately throw the Nirvana Fire with both hands, it was like getting burned while eating sweet potatoes in the winter, with a row of black lines drawn on Hong Li's head.

"Calm down and use a little fire. The burning sensation is fake. It's just the strong vitality trying to cling to..."

Hongli waved her hand and sighed: "It won't be hurt at all. Well, just think of it as hot maternal love."

"Eh?"

Xiao Huo was stunned for a moment, looked at her fair little hands, and said in surprise: "Really, no injuries, so amazing!"

"Hey, my daughter, you, are also Lihuohe after all. Her natural talent is fire. Can we act like we have never seen the world?"