How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 406

"call!"

Seeing Hei Yang's response, Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief. Before she could finish her breath, a hand was put on her shoulder.

"Hey, Xiaoli!"

Hei Yang grabbed Hongli's waist with one hand, pulled her into his arms, and said affectionately: "I haven't seen you for several chapters, but I miss you so much!"

"I haven't seen God for several chapters..."

Hongli couldn't help complaining: "Actually, it's been less than two hours since we left home..."

"I want to think about it for two hours, huh."

Hei Yang held down Hong Li, leaned close to her face, and hummed softly: "Don't worry about these things, just give us a few sips before talking."

"Oh, uh..."

Hong Li patted Hei Yang in feigned disgust and rolled her eyes at him.

"Okay, okay, I'm satisfied, now it's time to listen to me and get down to business!"

"hey-hey."

"Hehehehe, please be more serious!"

Hong Li scolded Hei Yangdao.

"oh."

Hei Yang's smile fell, and he showed a serious expression that met his wife's expectations.

Seeing Hei Yang being so obedient, Hong Li nodded with satisfaction and cleared up the matter in a few words.

And Hei Yang's expression changed from serious to curious, then to doubt, and finally to serious and nervous.

"In other words, this thing has lost contact with us?"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Then what if it suddenly jumps out and hits our yard or something?"

"so!"

Hong Li nodded, raised her hands, and gestured to both sides.

"You think about it, even if it's a fragment, it's definitely not small, at least it has to be this--so big!"

A nervous expression appeared on Hong Li's little face, and she couldn't help but say: "Maybe, no, no, maybe, it will definitely be bigger than our Five Color City!

If we have a little bit of luck at that time, our whole city will be destroyed at once, and then..."

Hong Li showed a horrified expression and raised her head to imagine the scene.

"Hiss, let's cool off together, neighbors, fathers, and fellow villagers..."

"Ah, try your luck!"

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, then heaved a sigh of relief and waved his hands with a smile: "It's okay then. My parents' house and mine will definitely not be hit, so I feel more at ease."

"You're really relieved, aren't you?"

Hongli couldn't help gritting her teeth and said fiercely: "But how do I feel? If it really hits me, the first one it hits will be my parents' house! I'm not as lucky as you!"

"Hey, finally admit it."

Hei Yang smiled proudly, raised a finger, and analyzed: "Wouldn't it be even more difficult to hit the parents-in-law's house?"

"ah?"

Hongli tilted her head: "Why? I usually have such bad luck..."

"Yes, yes."

Hei Yang said with a smile: "Think about it, they have raised you for so many years, lived under the same roof with you, and they have persisted and survived despite your bad luck.

Now that you have been taken away by me, wouldn't their luck just come straight from the east?

As for our family, as long as you and I are in charge, we won't be able to make any big waves. "

"What the hell..."

Hongli held a breath in her chest, huffing and puffing, and stared at Hei Yang angrily, wanting to say something but unable to.

"What do you mean by this wave?"

Hei Yang chuckled and said proudly: "It's a blast, right?"

"you you……"

Hong Li pursed her lips and her eyes turned red.

"Heiyang, you bully people! You attack people! Wuwuwu, Wuwuwu, I'm so miserable. I was already unlucky, and now I have to be ridiculed and bullied by Heiyang, Wuwuwu, Wuwuwu..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's expression froze, and a black line was drawn on his head.

"Hongli, you really packed it up for me, right? Boil the water!"

"Woooooooo..."

Hongli covered her face with her hands and moaned: "You are talking nonsense, who is pretending, wuwuwu, damn smelly Heiyang, why don't you comfort me, I'm crying! Wuwuwu..."

"Ah……"

Hei Yang said faintly: "Are you crying? Move your hand away, raise your head, and let me see if you are crying?"

"Why!"

Hongli whined: "I'm so sad, yet you still don't believe me, and you still embarrass me, and, wuwuwu, why is my life so miserable, wuwuwu..."

Hei Yang: "..."

How should I put it, recently he had seen Hongli crying more frequently, and he knew that this was not what this guy was crying about.

But compared to this time last year, when this guy buried his head in his arms while crying and holding back his laughter, his acting skills have improved. Maybe he has gained experience after crying too much?

Ahem...

"Well, oh, oh, oh, okay, okay..."

Hei Yang showed a helpless expression. This girl used to try to save face in front of him, but now she just started acting like a rogue if she couldn't compete.

Perhaps this is the "negative impact" of getting closer.

Hei Yang protected Hong Li, patting her gently while sighing and begging: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, it's all my fault.

I'm just talking nonsense, how could you be so unlucky, Xiaoli? If you were unlucky, you wouldn't have met me..."

"Grass!"

Hong Li originally raised the corner of her mouth when she heard that Hei Yang finally came to coax her. She was planning to let him coax him for another seven or eight seconds before mercifully forgiving him, but suddenly he said to her, "If you are unlucky, you will not meet Hei Yang." , so that she didn't hold back immediately.

"I said!"

Hong Li stopped pretending, raised her head, and said fiercely: "In the end, those are human words! Are you comforting me or bragging in disguise? Damn it!"

"Hehe, as long as I can make you stop, isn't it a success in comforting me?"

Hei Yang laughed and said, "Look, if you don't cry now, doesn't it just prove that I am doing a good job in comforting you?"

"What the hell, I..."

Hong Li couldn't help but complain: "You can rip off my head and I won't cry anymore, do you believe it or not? This is also a success in comfort, right?"

"Ah, ahem..."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes and smiled: "No way, no way, how could I be willing to twist off your head..."

"Hey, I won't make trouble with you anymore."

Hong Li curled her lips, borrowed Po Xia Donkey and walked down the steps given by Hei Yang, and asked, "What do you think we should do? That fragment of the world?"

"Then we must find it first."

Hei Yang spread his hands helplessly: "Only when you know where it is can you take the next step, right?"

"Well, that's right..."

Hong Li turned around and looked around, sighing: "According to the approximate range provided by Elder Huole, it's not too difficult to search the southwest area. I just don't know if I can finish it before dinner..."

"Good guy, I'm still thinking about dinner!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "You can hold the bowl and fly in the sky with chopsticks to eat, no one will stop you, right?"

"ox!"

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and said quietly: "It's your birthday today. I don't have to think about it. I know with just a few fingers that there will be longevity noodles waiting for you tonight, and then you will fly at high speed in the sky and suck the noodles, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang thought about the picture for a moment, twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, shook his head quickly, got rid of those strange pictures, and suggested a solution to Hong Li: "Actually, it's not just the two of us, right?"

"Um?"

Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang: "What should I say?"

"What do you say?"

Hei Yang spread his hands and pointed around: "The Yao Wang Sect branch here has two silver saints, Yao Qingkong, in charge. Even if Senior Yao is inconvenient for her now, there is still a silver saint!"

Hei Yang pointed to the distance: "In addition, the Yaowang Sect leader and others are also staying at the branch not far away, and the elders of the Wuliang Sword Sect in the southwest are also very close.

In addition, there are Elder Huole and the others, as well as the people led by Elder Huole..."

After a pause, Hei Yang said quietly: "You don't think that we can just handle such a big thing, do you?"

"Eh?"

Hongli was stunned for a moment, then woke up like a dream and said, "Yes!"

"That's right!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and complained: "Good sister, when did you become so diligent and noble, dare to be the first for the world, and bravely shoulder important responsibilities? I would not watch this year's top ten young people who moved the travel world without you."

"Ah, hahaha..."

Hongli knew she had done something stupid, so she sneered and said, "Isn't that true? There were some big things or difficulties in the past, and you were the only one by my side!"

"I thought, I thought..."

Hongli suddenly said stupidly: "I thought it was just the two of us this time, but it turns out we already have so many accomplices..."

"God's accomplice, that..."

Hei Yang stopped talking, and he and Hong Li turned to look at Xing Yun, who was coming not far away. She ran to Hong Li and said, "Sister Hong Li, please slow down, I can't catch up with you, your Communication Lingshi, Elder Huole hasn’t finished speaking yet, he wants to bring someone over to help..."

"Ah this..."

Hong Li took the communication spirit stone sheepishly, looked at Elder Huo Le who had a complicated expression over there, and said with a smile: "Ha, um, I'm sorry, I'm too anxious..."

"Well……"

Xingyun paused, looked around, looked at Hei Yang, and asked curiously: "Brother Hei Yang, where is Gaga?"

"Ah, he is over there."

Hei Yang pointed not far away: "Originally, he was refereeing for us, but now he is just watching the fun.

Don't worry, there are several chess pieces guarding him there, so nothing will go wrong. "

"Huh, that's it..."

Xingyun breathed a sigh of relief: "I feel relieved now..."

"..."

"I understand, I understand..."

Hong Li nodded and said suddenly: "In other words, apart from leaving Jin Xiu to guard the mountain gate, you will all come over?"

"Um."

Elder Huole nodded and said: "In addition, there are also the elders of Wuliang Sword Sect. They have already set off before I informed you, and they are expected to arrive soon."

"The elders of Wuliang Sword Sect..."

Hongli nodded thoughtfully, thinking that she had watched them and Kong Yuqing besiege the guy who was going through the tribulation period, and then she and Hei Yang had a brief contact with them, and they were relatively reliable.