How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Xiaohuo's eyes widened suddenly, looking at his mother flying towards him and his father dying tragically on the sofa, he turned around and jumped out of the window and fled to the backyard.

"Wow, mom, please forgive me, Xiao Huo doesn't know anything, hasn't seen anything, and won't tell anyone about you killing dad!"

"It's useless! I'd rather kill the wrong one than let him go!"

Hongli followed closely: "You can't stay either! Just stop and don't run!"

"ah----"

"ha----"

"..."

In the living room, Hei Yang on the sofa quietly raised his eyelids and saw that there was no one in the room, revealing his dead fish eyes.

He reached out to take out the banana that Mouli had forced into his mouth and peeled it.

"Xiao Huo is still too honest, ah..."

Hei Yang took a bite of his banana and turned towards the window, while two figures chased each other in the backyard.

"Dad, I have already set an example for her, ah ah ah..."

Hei Yang finished the banana in three strokes, and muttered: "Pretending to be dead may not be of use to the bear, but it is still somewhat useful to Hong Li..."

"Tit for tooth or something like that..."

Hei Yang glanced at the banana peel in his hand and sneered disdainfully.

"That's it?"

Throw the banana peel into the trash can.

"It's not even close..."

……………………

"Hey, hey, yes, oh, no need, right? This is what you said, okay, it's okay!"

Hongli hung up the communication spirit stone in her hand, turned to Hei Yang and said: "Elder Huo Le and the others said that your magic circle is very troublesome and they are solving it.

I asked him if he wanted us to help, but he confidently said no, just let us rest at home, saying that it would definitely be solved in one day at the latest. "

"It takes about ten minutes, but it takes a whole day, right..."

Hei Yang scratched his head, turned around and said, "What about other things? What are they still busy with?"

"Ah, I heard that the disciples were brought over using teleportation circles..."

Hong Li stretched out her finger and explained: "It is said that after the formation is broken, we will take them in to explore, which will have a training effect.

Well, my personal understanding is that the previous exercise plan is restarted, version 2.0 of the training camp or something like that. "

"Um?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and asked curiously: "Then they are here now? Have they entered the city?"

"Uh, it seems you are still overcoming the dizziness and discomfort after the teleportation?"

Hong Li frowned and thought for a moment, then shook her head.

"I didn't ask much about this, I'm not sure..."

"Well……"

Hei Yang touched his chin and turned to look at Hong Li.

"In other words, today is a happy free day?"

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other, and the two understood each other, and their eyes lit up.

"In that case, hehe..."

……………………

"Watch the fun! Watch the fun!"

"boom!"

A large sofa was placed on the roof of Heiyang Hongli's house. The two of them held snacks in their hands and looked towards the direction of the teleportation array on the outskirts of Wuse City. They held a telescope that they had taken out from nowhere.

"See, do you see?"

Hongli took a bite of the apple, touched Heiyang with her shoulder, and reminded: "I saw your brother Hei Xiaolong, hahaha, you stupid boy is just holding on to a tree to vomit.

As for that, although the teleportation array is a bit bumpy, it's still okay in my estimation. "

"Tsk, who knows."

Hei Yang also saw that guy Hei Xiaolong and chuckled.

"Sure enough, this guy was chosen to come over, but it seems that Sister Xiaoqi didn't come over."

"This is not surprising..."

Hong Li nodded: "After all, Sister Xiaoqi is still in the qi training period. She doesn't like to show off her strength like Brother Butian. She may feel that she has to worry her brother if she comes over, so she might as well stay in the sect and practice!"

"Reasonable."

Hei Yang nodded and muttered: "The two of them seem to have a bad relationship, but in fact they hate each other, but well, how should I put it, they probably hate each other? Do they encourage each other?"

"horrible."

Hong Li had a frightened expression on her face.

"Pushing each other and stuff like that sounds scary..."

"Fortunately, the two of us are worse than each other."

"It's true."

"call!"

Heiyang Hongli breathed a sigh of relief, smiled, and held each other's hands with each other, smiling sweetly.

"However, although……"

Hong Li's mouth twitched and she couldn't help but complain: "With a telescope in one hand and your paw in the other, how can I eat snacks!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang hesitated: "Shall I feed you with my feet?"

"Climb, crawl, crawl, I'll even feed you with my feet!"

"It's not impossible..."

"You are so damn harmful, please restrain yourself, good brother..."

"Listen to you."

Hei Yang nodded and put away the telescope in his hand.

"Actually, just throw this thing away to free up your hands. This kind of criminal evidence that comes from other dimensions while readers are not paying attention, it is best to destroy it quickly..."

"makes sense."

Hong Li also threw away the telescope in her hand, her eyes flashing red.

"There's no need for this thing anyway..."

"Just pretend that nothing happened just now?"

"Ah? What are you talking about? Nothing happened just now!"

"Indeed!"

Hei Yang nodded in agreement and suddenly raised his voice.

"Hey, look, look, Brother Butian and Sister-in-law Zhuji!"

"It's too soon to call me sister-in-law, isn't it?"

"Oh, it's only a matter of time. Oh! They're holding hands! They're holding hands! They're holding hands. Brother Butian, you're awesome!"

"Hmm? Hmm? Hmm! Where? Where?"

Hongli quickly moved her eyes.

"Oh, I saw it. It's true. In broad daylight, in public..."

"It's bright and clear, and there are so many people watching..."

"It's actually gotten to this point..."

Heiyang and Hongli looked at each other, and a smile of a pedant appeared on their faces: "Hehehe..."

Chapter 415 It's okay to kill time by yourself, but it's annoying when others take up your time

"Well, Heiyang, look there."

Hongli suddenly spoke, pointing to a place with a strange expression.

"Hmm?"

Heiyang turned his head curiously.

"Where? What's wrong?"

"Hei Xiaolong, your brother, next to him."

Hongli said word by word: "Did you see it?"

"What did you see?"

Heiyang scratched his head in confusion.

"Wow, are you blind?"

Hongli couldn't help but point angrily at the distance, behind Hei Xiaolong, where a little girl was looking: "Woman! The one next to your brother!"

"Oh?"

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, and then he became interested. He said in surprise: "I didn't notice it until you said it. Now I see that there is a little girl willing to stand next to Xiaolong..."

"Look, I said you are blind and you still don't accept it."

Hongli spread her hands, revealing half-moon eyes, and complained: "But what is "there is a little girl willing to stand next to Hei Xiaolong"...

From your tone, it seems as if he is a dirty thing...

If he knows that you said this to him, will he never want to play with you again? Hehe..."

"Well, that's not the case. I don't mean anything else, okay, You are a pedantic woman. "

Heiyang muttered: "If you were in the previous court, you would be the treacherous minister who persecuted loyal officials."

"Ah, right, right, right."

Hongli rolled her eyes and asked: "Don't say these nonsense, how do you comment?"

"How else can I comment? I don't know Xiaolong's friends."

Heiyang said with a nonchalant look: "It's my freedom to make friends!

As for me, I already have you, so I don't care about the little girl.

Didn't you see that I didn't react just now? This is subconscious automatic filtering. "

"Tsk, do you think that saying a few little broken pretty words can make me forget that you just scolded me?"

Hongli glanced at Heiyang, and reached into the snack bag but reached out empty.

"Huh?"

Hongli frowned, pinched the snack bag and shook it upside down twice, and found that it was gone, curled her lips, and took another bag from the side.

"Tear it up"

Opening the package, Hongli continued to eat while complaining to Heiyang: "You just called me a traitor, haha!"

"Ah this..."