How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

[Hei Yang: Ah, ah, ah, don’t worry, I am so kind-hearted, I will definitely leave a few small thatched houses for them to live in. 】

[Hongli:? 】

[Hongli: You know, I paid back the thirty spiritual stones I owed some time ago. It turns out that compared to you, I am really kind. 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, yes, yes, you are a kind little angel. 】

[Hei Yang: Okay, okay, it's just a joke. I definitely won't leave them a few thatched huts. 】

[Hongli: Got it, you won’t even leave thatched huts, right? 】

[Hei Yang: Don’t be embarrassed, let’s present the facts and make sense. 】

[Hei Yang: Just say, there are only a few people in the Hei family, can they live in such a big yard? 】

[Hong Li: Well, what if your left arm takes up one room and your right thigh takes up another room...]

[Hei Yang: Damn, what kind of monster are you? Seriously, don’t interrupt. 】

[Hongli: Oh, just say it. 】

[Hei Yang: There are also those calligraphy and painting antiques. I didn’t expect that I still have them. Shouldn’t my family be in a state of poverty and exchange these for money? 】

[Hongli: Oh, you don’t understand this. 】

[Hong Li: In case those antiques, maybe there are some heirlooms left in ancient times, or there may be some magic jade pendant that can be used to identify relatives with blood. 】

[Hongli: Or maybe there is a certain old man with a white beard hidden in such a simple ring...]

[Hei Yang: I can fulfill your three wishes, right? 】

[Hongli:? ? ? 】

[Hongli: Is there any odor? 】

[Hongli: I’m talking about the routines in biographical novels. Aren’t you talking about the short stories you told when you were a child? 】

[Hei Yang: I remember it quite clearly. Sure enough, the diary is still useful...]

[Hongli: What the fuck are you?]

[Hongli: If you didn’t tell me I almost forgot, you peeked into my diary, and then you didn’t let me see yours! 】

[Hongli: Bullying! 】

[Heiyang: Hello? crooked? What are you saying? I can’t hear you clearly! Oops, it seems the signal is not good, it’s really strange——]

[Hongli: I suddenly remembered that your birthday will be in a few months. 】

[Heiyang: Ha! What gift are you going to give me? ! 】

[Hongli: I’m going to give you a fucking punch, you bitch, you hear me clearly now, right? 】

[Hei Yang:? 】

[Heiyang: Are you fishing for me? 】

[Hongli: Anyone who wants to take the bait will understand. 】

[Hongli: Oh, by the way, let me show you my daughter, who was just born yesterday! 】

[Hei Yang:? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Heiyang: Whose? ! No, you have only been to the Five Elements Sect for less than six months, right? ! 】

[Hei Yang: I disagree! no! I'm going to kill him! ! ! ! ! 】

[Hongli:? 】

[Hongli: What the hell are you talking about! Damn, why are you so excited all of a sudden? 】

[Hongli: [picture][picture][picture]]

[Hongli: No, isn’t Xiaoli Flamingo cute? 】

[Hongli: Even though she is naked and doesn’t even have a few feathers, my aunt said that this little Li Flamingo is very good-looking! 】

[Hongli: Well, second only to me! 】

[Hei Yang: Oh, this...then it's okay. 】

[Hongli:...]

[Hongli: Were you thinking about something messy just now? 】

[Hei Yang: Ah ha ha ha, um, someone is calling me outside. It must be something urgent. Chat back, chat back, ha ha ha...]

[Hongli:? 】

…

"call--"

Hei Yang took a deep breath, slowly calmed his little heart, and felt a little wet at the corner of his eyes: "Haha, you almost scared me to tears... uh, cough, cough... anyway, it's very scary!"

Just now, countless terrifying thoughts suddenly appeared in his mind, such as...

Childhood sweethearts are not as good as falling from the sky...

It was obviously me who came first...

It’s winter season again…

Maybe I came at the wrong time...

Li, once again, create a world with you! (fog)

"no!"

Hei Yang looked fierce: "I will never allow that to happen!"

"In three minutes, I want to know all the information about Hongli during this period, her every move, her interpersonal relationships... No, no!"

Hei Yang shook his head: "This is too much, like a big pervert.

But, but...ahhhh! "

"What's wrong with me?!"

Hei Yang suddenly realized: "As time goes by, as the time apart from her gradually becomes longer, I seem to be getting more and more out of breath?

Am I...missing her? ! "

"Can't!"

Hei Yang's pupils were shaking: "Hei Yang, have you become a useless person who can't live without that girl? Can you be a bit promising? A woman will only affect the speed of your sword draw!

But wasn't it just for that girl that I drew the sword? "

"Fuck! I'm a waste!"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth and beat his own head, scolding himself mercilessly: "Damn it, you're a worthless thing, you're a loser! How can you panic over such a trivial matter?"

"But... it's not a trivial matter!"

Hei Yang's eyes suddenly widened: "Yes, this is a major event in life, no matter how important it is, it's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm so promising!"

"Yes, yes, that's right..."

Hei Yang's eyes gradually lost focus, and he kept mumbling: "This is a major event in life, and it requires careful planning and arrangement... I want this, this, and that..."

…

"This, this, and that..."

Hei Changhong sat on the steps in front of the Hei family's door, watching the precious items being carried out of the Hei family one by one in a daze.

"That is a bed made of top-grade red sandalwood!

That is the incense burner of Qiankunli three years!

And that, that is...oh, that is the teacup I bought last week...Although it is not very expensive, I really like it!"

"Boss, if you can't bear to part with it, don't agree to Xiaoyang's conditions..."

An old man looked at the strong dejection emanating from Hei Changhong and couldn't help but speak.

"That kid replaced Mrs. Mi's tiger-head cane with a broken wooden stick, saying that it didn't need to be so delicate...

I don't think this will help our family revive..."

After a pause, the old man lowered his voice and whispered: "I think this is more like a house search! Is it really okay?"

"Uncle, don't ask me, I don't know either."

Hei Changhong's voice was hoarse: "But I promised not to interfere with Xiaoyang's decision. Xiaoyang finally changed his mind and agreed to come back to help us. If he still disobeys us, he will be too ungrateful.

Even if all the family business is sold, as long as Xiaoyang, who is still on our side in the Qi Refining Stage, it will still be We earned it..."

"Dad!"

The black policeman came running over with a pair of jade bracelets: "Look at this, this is what grandma left for mom..."

"Sold it, sold it!"

"Oh!"

After a while...

The black policeman came over again: "Dad, there is also your favorite Huanghuali recliner..."

"Sold it, sold it!"

"Oh——"

"Dad, there is also this calligraphy..."

"Sold it, sold it..."

"Oh..."

"Dad!"

"Sold it, sold it!"

"Well, okay then..."

"Wait! What are you carrying!"

The old man glared and scolded: "I didn't ask you to sell your dad, put him down quickly!"

"Oh——"

Chapter 62 How to maintain a long-distance relationship?!

"Master, Master, your pork bone noodle soup is here."

Zhang San knocked on the door gently, and after receiving a positive answer, he pushed the door open and walked in: "Then I'll put it here for you, remember to eat it while it's hot."

"Ah, thank you Uncle Zhang."

Hei Yang was sitting at the desk with a frown on his face, looking very focused. When he heard Zhang San's words, he raised his head slightly and forced a smile: "Don't worry, I'll eat it in a while."

"Oh oh."

Zhang San nodded, looked at Hei Yang's face, hesitated and asked: "Well, Master, what's bothering you?"

"Ah? Ah! It's okay, it's okay, I'm fine."

Hei Yang was stunned He was stunned and waved his hand: "Everything else is fine, but why is it so noisy outside? Are they fighting?"

"Ah, no."

Zhang San scratched his head and told the truth: "They are just bargaining with the buyers they contacted. Can I go and ask them to be quiet?"

"No, no, bargaining proves that they are doing their work with all their heart. Don't discourage their enthusiasm."

Hei Yang quickly refused: "But be careful not to let others secretly enrich themselves and use this as an excuse to suck the blood of the family."

"Don't worry, we are watching!"

"Well, that's good."

"Then, I'll go out first if you're fine?"