How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"As expected of Hongli, you can still do it if you want to!"

"Ah, well, just wake up when you wake up. Why is the dog barking so hard..."

Hei Yang lay on the side, looking at Hong Li speechlessly, yawned, stretched out his hand to grab the quilt and lifted it up, covering his wife's exposed large white body, and muttered: "Don't freeze!"

"ha?"

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, hugged the quilt on her chest, came to her senses, turned to look at Hei Yang, showed a funny expression, and laughed.

"You have a good smile."

Hei Yang glared at Hong Li.

"What's wrong? Our house rules are so strict. You can't even laugh? Hehe."

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with a honeyed smile.

"Oh, you're blushing, please let me know!"

"Come on, why am I blushing?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, waved his hands with an unhappy look on his face and said, "Really, why are you so sick so early in the morning!"

"Hey, who's sick? I'm fine."

Hong Li said with a smile: "That's someone, is he just full of pornographic waste right now?"

"..."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes and said resentfully: "You know what you're asking, right?"

"hey-hey."

Hongli smiled, leaned forward slightly, approached Heiyang, blinked her eyes and asked, "Am I good-looking, husband Heiyang?"

"Ah, yes, yes, it looks good. You'd better take a look."

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li faintly and muttered: "Xiao Li, keep dancing, it's so early in the morning, be careful you may set yourself on fire!"

"Hey hey hey."

Hong Li had a shy look on her face and "accidentally" let the quilt slide down a little, leaving her shoulders half exposed. She licked her lips gently and smiled shyly at Hei Yang: "Hei Yang, husband~~"

"hiss!"

Hei Yang took a breath of cold air, hugged Hong Li into his arms amidst exclamations, and buried him in the bed for a while.

"Damn girl, I think you have had enough!"

"Ah, no, no, no, wrong, wrong, ah!"

……………………

"call!"

Hong Li got out of the bed with a messy face, looking like she was surviving a disaster.

"Survive to provoke..."

"Haha, if I hadn't agreed to teach Xiao Huo today, I wouldn't have let you go so easily."

Hei Yang also got out of the bed and put his chin on the pillow. He turned to Hong Li and said with a speechless face: "You are the one who jumped up and laughed at me, and you are the one who got scared instantly. It's true that you are a little bit seriously ill."

"Hey, I just like teasing you like this, why don't you hit me?"

Hong Li snorted softly and muttered: "As for the instant fainting or something, just wait, sooner or later, Hong will stand up and sing!

When the time comes, it’s you who shouts, ah, Sister Li, I don’t want it, Sister Li, stop it! "

"just you."

Hei Yang looked disdainful.

"Thirty years of bed master, thirty years of bed mistress, don't bully a young woman into being poor!"

Hongli snorted softly: "It's just Heiyang, but...ah!"

Hongli couldn't help but shiver, and looked at Hei Yang with an annoyed look on her face. She stretched out her hand and pulled out a big hand from under the quilt: "I said it right, what are you doing, Hei Yang?" Stinking rogue!"

"Hey, I like this. Are you going to hit me?"

Hei Yang snorted and looked at Hong Li.

"Don't talk about what's available and what's not. Just move over here and I want to hug you."

"Hey, if you want to hug me, can I hug you?"

Hong Li curled her lips, and while speaking harshly, she moved her body towards Hei Yang, and was pulled into his arms.

"Are you satisfied?"

Hong Li raised her little face, rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, and curled her lips in mock disdain.

"hey-hey."

With Nephrite in his arms, Hei Yang showed a smile on his face and turned over, letting Hong Li rest on his arm. The two of them looked up at the ceiling in a daze.

"Aren't you going to get up..."

Hongli lay expressionlessly in Heiyang's arms.

"Come on, Xiao Huo's breath isn't even at home, it's not like you can't sense it."

Hei Yang complained in a faint voice: "It's said to be early in the morning, but it's actually already eight or nine o'clock.

I guess Xiaohuo ran out to have breakfast and hasn't come back yet. "

"Hey, isn't eight or nine o'clock early in the morning? Isn't it early in the morning?"

Hongli retorted unconvinced and said quietly: "But so does that girl Xiaohuo.

There was a small teleportation array at home connected to the Five Elements Sect canteen, and she still wanted to go out to eat. "

"Ha, how can the Five Elements Sect's food compare to my mother's cooking?"

Hei Yang snorted and estimated, "She probably ran to her grandma or grandma's house."

"makes sense……"

Hong Li muttered, and was about to say something more, when suddenly the communication spirit stone placed beside the bed rang.

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang followed the voice and raised his eyebrows: "Who is it?"

"Daughter."

Hongli answered casually, connected to the communication, and said directly: "Crooked? What's wrong, girl?"

"Ah ha, I picked up the call in seconds."

Xiaohuo was sitting on the bed at her grandma's house, her calves dangling leisurely. She looked at her parents who were wrapped in quilts with their heads exposed in the picture, and said hello with a smile.

"How long has it been since your parents woke up?"

Xiao Huo asked with concern: "Have you had breakfast?"

"Ah, nothing."

Hongli sighed.

"It doesn't look like we've eaten."

On the other hand, Hei Yang smiled helplessly and took over the conversation.

"Has Xiao Huo eaten?"

"Hey, I've already eaten, don't worry about the small fire."

Xiao Huo looked at his grandma who was reading at the table in the room with a smile. He smiled when he saw the latter's eyes moving over.

“Grandma’s breakfast is delicious!”

"Ah this..."

The sound of Hei Yang Hongli sucking saliva came from the screen.

"Xiao Huo, do you want to bring it to us?!"

Hei Yang Hongli looked forward to it, imagining the food cooked by her mother in her mind, as if she could already smell the aroma.

"Well……"

Xiao Huo opened his mouth slightly, caught a glimpse of his grandma's gesture, paused, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Well, I'm sorry, mom and dad, Xiao Huo has already eaten all the food. He is very full, and there is not a single bit left. Come on!"

Hei Yang Hongli: "!!!"

"No----"

Hongli let out a mournful cry, showing a look of despair.

"It hurts, it hurts too much."

Hei Yang looked painful and covered his heart.

"What are you calling over there?"

Lan Yuying walked to Xiao Huo, and the voice came from the communication spirit stone to Hei Yang Hongli, and said quietly: "Let me see, who is still hiding in bed at this hour and not getting up?

You can't afford to sleep until this point. What kind of lazy guy still wants to have breakfast? "

"Ah, mom?!!"

Heiyang Hongli was startled when she heard Lan Yuying's voice, just like a mouse hearing a cat's meow.

"how?"

Lan Yuying's voice came from over there, and she hummed softly: "Didn't you expect that I would catch you two slackers in this way at this time?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang Hongli's expression froze, showing two heads, and said with a weak smile: "That, I really didn't expect..."

"snort!"

Lan Yuying snorted softly, scaring Hei Yang Hongli so much that she didn't dare to speak.

“I’ve said it over and over again, but I just won’t listen!

Maybe you have some cultivation and don't care about the impact on your body caused by going to bed early and getting up early.

But you must know that going to bed early and getting up early not only affects us physically, but also affects our energy and spirit.

A sunny person and a person who is listless all day long will have different temperaments. "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang Hongli nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you are right, we feel so embarrassed and really sorry..."

"Haha, you still want to have breakfast like this?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, we two lazy dogs don't deserve breakfast, wuwuwu..."

Baiyang Hongli is pitifully weak and helpless.

"puff……"

Looking at the expressions of the two of them, Lan Yuying couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Lan Yuying has been watching these two guys pretending to be pitiful for more than ten years, but she still couldn't help but laugh out loud every time.

Maybe we won’t be able to see enough in more than ten years.

Lan Yuying shook her head helplessly, smiled, and left the screen. After a while, she came back with a basket and waved her hands: "Okay, okay, stop pretending.

Xiaohuo's portion is finished, but you two are still there. Let Xiaohuo take it back to you later. "

"Great!"

Heiyang Hongli cheered: "Long live mother! Long live, long live, long live, long live!"

"Okay, okay, you two."

Lan Yuying rolled her eyes and left the screen with a helpless smile.

"Ha, I called the communication to see if my parents were awake, and now I have seen them."

Xiao Huo smiled and waved his hand and said, "Well, parents, let's do this. Xiao Huo will go back in a while. Just wait at home with peace of mind, hehe."