How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"ah?"

"..."

"..."

"Damn dog Heiyang!!!"

Hong Li twisted her body and said with an unconvinced look on her face: "Damn it, if it weren't for the fact that I couldn't use my cultivation..."

"Hey, stop it."

Hei Yang raised his brows and reminded: "I didn't use my cultivation to explode a small universe or something on my bed. Is it because the bed was destroyed too slowly?"

"Oh, what you said sounds nice!"

Hong Li retorted fiercely: "Don't you dare to explode the small universe now?

I wonder if you have exploded small universes here too. Why didn't you say anything at that time, ah? "

"Is this allowed to be said?!"

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes, pressed Hong Li and said, "As long as you know how powerful I am."

"Ah ah ah, I'm not convinced!"

Hong Li screamed sadly: "I don't accept it! Hei Yang, how dare you bully me...ah!"

"pia"

"Tsk, tsk."

"Uuuuuuuuuah, what the hell are you..."

……………………

Hongli jumped out of bed with a look of reluctance, stepped on her shoes, put them on after a few shakes, hummed softly, and walked towards the bedroom door.

"Xiao Li, remember to hurry up."

Under the quilt on the bed, Hei Yang waved his hands with a smile and said: "If we don't hurry up, my husband, I will starve to death!"

"Forget it if you starve to death!"

Hong Li snorted lightly, but then asked.

"Tell me what you want to eat, or I'll buy something for you to eat. Don't blame me for buying something that tastes bad!"

"Hey, Xiaoli, you can order whatever you want."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's confused look, chuckled, and added: "It's not like you don't know my taste, just watch and buy.

As long as it's not particularly unpalatable, it doesn't matter what I eat. I'm not picky about food and I can support myself well. "

"Damn it, things are changing."

Hong Li sighed and glared at Hei Yang.

"What else do you mean, I know the taste you like to eat, what do I know!

I know you like to eat my big fist the most! "

Hongli cursed and walked to the living room to order.

As she expected, Xiao Huo was not at home and left a small note explaining the situation. The little guy had a busy schedule.

I have to see my grandma again, my grandma, my aunts, and my old aunt...

"I don't know if he can come back tonight. He might stay with his grandma and grandma, that is, his parents tonight..."

Hong Li read the small note, put it away gently, walked to the teleportation circle, and started ordering food with ease. While waiting in line, she whistled not very loudly, thinking about whether to go back to the house to follow Hei Yang. Let’s talk some more and play some fun or something.

After all, for Hong Li, time is almost wasted when Hei Yang is not around.

"Dudududu, there's a message, there's a message"

Xiao Huo's voice suddenly came from the communication spirit stone.

This is a set ringtone, and it doesn't mean that the communicator over there is Xiao Huo.

The last message was from Xingyun, saying that she had arrived home safely, so that Sister Hongli didn't have to worry.

But this time...

Hongli looked at the caller and raised her eyebrows.

"What kind of fuss is this, is it causing trouble?"

Chapter 442 The highest luxury in life, a peaceful world, good health, enough food and clothing

"Hey hey hey, what's wrong?"

Hong Li connected to her cousin Hong Butian's communication, looked at the picture of the other party appearing in it, and asked directly.

"What's going on? I suddenly called early in the morning..."

"Early in the morning..."

On the other side, Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji glanced at each other subconsciously, and couldn't help but look up at the bright sun hanging high in the sky, with a row of black lines drawn above their heads.

"Ahem, don't argue with them. Whatever they say is whatever they say..."

Hong Butian sighed and nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, you are right, I shouldn't communicate with you so early in the morning, but I feel like it would be a bit awkward not to tell you this in advance, so..."

"Huh? What's the matter!"

Hong Li couldn't help but asked out of curiosity: "Does it make you so worried?"

"Ah, it's okay, it's not like I'm worried..."

Hong Butian laughed awkwardly and explained: "Well, this Chinese New Year, I plan to go back..."

"Huh? Are you sure?"

After hearing Hong Butian's words, Hong Li couldn't help but a question mark popped up on her head.

"Hey, let me tell you."

Hong Li paused, couldn't help but stretched out her fingers, and while calculating, she looked at Hong Butian and said, "Let me think about it, you came once when we got married in May this year, and then there was the adversity search in August. , you guys are also following along...

After that, wouldn’t you just follow the elders home honestly?

So how long have you been gone and then you turn around and come back? "

After a pause, Hong Li showed contempt and couldn't help but said: "A year is only a short time, you come back three or four times a year.

Those who know you are going to practice, but those who don’t know may think you are doing something. "

"Well……"

Hong Butian laughed awkwardly and couldn't help but defended: "I have special circumstances! Special circumstances!

First, my little sister is getting married. I must come back to bless her.

Then there is the recruitment of the sect, which is a major event affecting the entire world, and I will also contribute..."

"Oh, how much effort did you make?"

Hong Li chuckled: "I don't dare to say that to others, but Brother Butian, aren't you a bastard from beginning to end?

Wasn't it me and Hei Yang who were in blood? Aren't we taking the flight? "

"Ah, this, yes, yes..."

Hong Butian waved his hands speechlessly and said: "That kind of thing is not important anymore, the key point is not here!

The key point is that I am going to go back during the Chinese New Year and tell Xiaoli and Xiaoyang, please, please pay attention to us.

For example, route planning, and what should be paid attention to..."

"Oh, the reason why you have these troubles is simply because you are too weak."

Hong Li hummed unceremoniously: "Hei Yang and I have told you a long time ago, don't take the porcelain job without diamonds. Since you are not strong and capable, don't even think about running around outside all day long. If you go, the probability of encountering an accident will be greatly increased!

Let me tell you, if you don't have anything important to do next, you might as well lock yourself in Wuliang Sword Gate and hang up to practice, and wait until you have the corresponding skills before you go out and wander around! "

"Ah, do you have to say it so bluntly..."

The corners of Hong Butian's mouth twitched.

He was familiar with these words. When he was a child and Xiaoyang and Xiaoli were caught running around, he would train them like this.

Although the words may not be exactly the same, the meaning is exactly what it means.

This girl is so vindictive. Fortunately, the person with her is Xiaoyang. The other person is not a good person, so he just treats her like a gu cough...

Hong Butian shook his head quickly to get rid of the messy thoughts in his mind.

"That, that, I really have something wrong."

Hong Butian murmured weakly.

"Of course I know there's something wrong with you. Can you call me if you're okay?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes and suddenly thought of her aunt Hong Ling, and the other party did the same.

"I'm just confused. Come back as soon as you come back and tell the elders of the sect and the lord of the city. It's not impossible.

Why do you still need to apply for a backup here? When did I get another job like this? "

"Ah, hahaha..."

Hong Butian laughed awkwardly, waved his hands and said, "That's not what I said.

Think about it, before we leave, let us tell you our expected arrival time.

Then wait until that day, if we still can't come back, we may have encountered a problem and need support or something..."

"Ah ha, it feels so troublesome just thinking about it. Who has to bother to remember the time when you two came back..."

Hongli couldn't help complaining: "Besides, with our family's schedule, I actually don't know what day it is every day and what day it is."

"Ah this..."

Hong Butian's expression froze.

"Stop it."

Hong Li hummed, thinking that there were still a lot of people queuing up today, and made suggestions to the red cloth strip: "But I have a way to achieve the situation you mentioned, or even better..."

"Um?"

Hong Butian was stunned for a moment, and after hearing Hong Li's words, he asked happily: "Xiao Li, have you come up with any good ideas? Tell Brother Butian about it?"

"Ah, that's not a good idea either."

Hong Li smiled happily, stretched out a finger and said: "Brother Bu Tian, ​​you still remember the teleportation array during the assembly. If you want, we can help you directly..."

"Wait, wait, wait a minute!"

Hong Buyian's face turned pale for a moment, and he couldn't help but ask: "Is it the one that makes the world spin and make you want to vomit after coming out of it?"

"Ah, it's too exaggerated."

Hongli waved her hand nonchalantly and said with an indifferent expression: "It's just a little bump, it doesn't count as anything."

"A little bump..."

A row of black lines crossed Hong Butian's head, and he couldn't help but said: "No, no, forget it. I still want to live for two more years, two more years!"

"Hey, what we made must be countless times better than the one Elder Huo Le participated in building."

Hong Li rolled her eyes and complained: "Not participating is your loss, not mine.

Since you choose to come back by yourself, then it's up to you, eh...? "

Hong Li was suddenly stunned when she was mid-sentence. She frowned and looked at Zhao Zhuji. What was in her mind, she couldn't help but guess uncertainly: "No way? Really!"

"Hahaha, yes."

Hong Butian responded with a smile and said with a happy face: "After the inspection period is over, there is nothing more to say about my character.

Zhuji decided to get engaged and get married to me, and we would support each other during the road construction. She came back during the Chinese New Year to meet some elders, so that she could make some plans and preparations in advance. "