How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 567

"Good guy, this is nothing to compare with."

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and said: "Our situations are different. Relationships should be unique to everyone. Wedding blessings are important, but relationships are the key point.

Even if no one wishes blessings, can it affect a pair of people who truly love each other? "

"How do you know that people don't take care of both ends?"

Hongli asked, "If you have the time and patience to do this, and think about the chain reaction it will cause, it's not impossible, right?

Some people just like to be lively and lively, which is different from us.

What if Brother Stepian likes to talk to those relatives and enjoys it? "

"Well, that's true. I subconsciously substituted my own personality for Brother Butian..."

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, thought and analyzed: "If the other party can handle it, then this decision seems quite normal.

But I'm just afraid that he won't be able to cope with it and will tire himself to death by then. The result will not be satisfactory to him and will leave regrets in his life. This is not good. "

"That's right."

When Hongli heard Hei Yang's reminder, she also frowned and thought for a moment. She was unsure and said, "How about we talk to him about this?

Did we remind him in advance so that he wouldn’t blame us if he persists? "

"That's a good idea."

Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully, then suddenly thought of something, and added: "Tell them after they come back. Don't rush to tell them in the communication now. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Well, this..."

Hongli frowned: "What should I say?"

"Brother Butian hasn't come yet. Tell him now, isn't it just to persuade him to quit?

At that time, no matter whether Brother Butian comes or not, he will regret it and feel that he has been affected in his decision-making. At that time, it will be us who are whispering in their ears, and we will become special war criminals.

But when Brother Butian comes, and we tell him, there will be many more paths in front of him, and what he chooses by then will have nothing to do with us. "

"Hmm, indeed."

Hei Yang nodded, agreeing with most of what Hong Li said.

"Forget it, let's not mention Brother Butian. Pay attention to what I told you. If you don't make mistakes, you will win."

Hei Yang shook his head and didn't think about that.

"Look, nothing came out of the discussion in the end."

Hongli chuckled and leaned into Hei Yang's arms again.

"Well, if you have time to worry about other people's affairs, you might as well pay more attention to me!"

"Good guy, when did I stop caring about you?"

Hei Yang laughed helplessly, feeling a little itchy on his chest, and couldn't help laughing: "What are you doing?"

"Hmm..."

Hong Li muttered incoherently: "I'm smelling the smell of Black Sun, it's a very reassuring smell."

"What?!!"

Hei Yang was shocked and turned pale. He quickly stretched out his arms to smell, then opened the red glass head and sniffed the collar.

"What smell! Can I still smell on my body?

It shouldn’t be, I obviously pay attention to hygiene, well, it doesn’t smell..."

"Hey, why are you so excited?"

Hong Li silently grabbed Hei Yang's palm on her forehead.

"It doesn't smell like something that hasn't been cleaned. Well, it's just a very ordinary kind..."

After a pause, Hongli stretched out her finger seriously and explained: "Just like a dog can distinguish between family members and strangers through this smell!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Then I am a family member and a stranger?"

"You are my sweetheart."

Hong Li replied with a smile, but immediately changed to a serious face the next moment.

"But don't try to trick me, I'm not a dog!"

"Ah this."

The plan was discovered, and a hint of guilt flashed in Hei Yang's eyes.

But when he thought that he hadn't taken action yet, he immediately tore his conscience into pieces and looked at Hong Li with an unbelievable expression.

"Oh my God, Xiaoli, why do you think so?

Could it be that in your heart, I, Hei Yang, am such a shameless person? "

"Uh-huh."

Hongli nodded repeatedly without hesitation.

"Hei Yang is like this, there's nothing we can do about it."

"It's so heartbreaking."

Hei Yang turned away and said sadly: "Our relationship for many years has not been able to earn such trust!"

"It's because I trust you so much that I know that's what you will do."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, stretched out her arms to straighten Hei Yang's body, and lay back in his arms again.

"It's okay to lie to my buddies, but don't lie to yourself. We are just this kind of people. We can't help it. Don't have any wrong perceptions about yourself."

"..."

Hei Yang was silent for a moment, and then said viciously: "I don't care, I just didn't do it anyway!"

"Tsk, are you a child?"

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with her half-moon eyes.

"What, you learned to act like a spoiled child, right?"

"Huh? You still know that I am imitating you."

Hei Yang chuckled: "It's a shame, isn't it? It's a shame!"

"What's so embarrassing about this."

Hong Li hummed and said, "You feel embarrassed because if you do the same thing, I will be very cute. Nine times out of ten, it will make Hei Yang's heart soften or something, and you can't help but want to pamper me more."

But if you do it, you will appear to be aggressive and arrogant. Nine times out of ten, it will make people's fists harden, and they can't help but pangpang two punches at you, do you understand? "

"uh-huh?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "You are playing double standards, right? You are so angry. We..."

"Stop, stop, stop, don't worry."

Hongli waved her hand to interrupt Heiyang, and couldn't help complaining: "The problem is the height and body shape, okay brother!

Hongli, I am so petite, Heiyang, you are so tall, don't you think it is very inconsistent for you to act like a spoiled child to me?"

"Huh? Who said that? It's nonsense!"

Heiyang frowned and said unconvinced: "Do you know what contrast cuteness is? Isn't this me?"

"Ugh, don't disgust me, good brother!"

Hongli had a black line on her head, sighed, and pretended to be helpless: "Actually, if you want to act like a spoiled child naturally, it's not impossible. If you want to learn, I can teach you?"

"Huh?"

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, showing an interested look.

"Oh? What do you mean?"

"You want to learn?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows and pointed out: "This is my unique secret recipe. It is because you are my most beloved husband, Heiyang, that I told you.

I made such a big decision to tell you this secret, you have to show your appreciation, right?"

"Ah? How do you show your appreciation?"

Heiyang was stunned, and glanced at Hongli uncertainly, revealing a thoughtful expression.

"Hey, hooligan, what are you looking at!"

Hongli turned around and sat up, sitting cross-legged in front of Heiyang, arms folded across her chest, looking at Heiyang with a face full of shame and anger, saying: "The expression I'm talking about is not that kind of expression!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang waved his hand with a smile: "What are you talking about, I haven't said anything yet!"

"Hehe, some things are beyond words."

Hongli snorted lightly, and pointed at Heiyang's head with her sword-like finger, snorting: "Your eyes have shown the way to death, even if I kill you directly, it's no problem.

It would be a great relief if you died, and I took action to punish evil and promote good."

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about."

Heiyang couldn't help but be speechless, he sighed and said: "Then tell me, what is the expression, let me pay the tuition?"

"Ah ha? Pay what tuition, husband and wife are still talking about money?"

Hongli snorted, stretched out her hand and patted Heiyang's shoulder, revealing a serious expression.

"Actually, my idea is very simple."

"I'd like to hear more."

Heiyang looked like a student.

"Hmm..."

Hongli dragged out the words for a long time, then hummed: "Actually, I've made up my mind to tell you my secret, which means I'm serious about you, right?"

"That's right!"

Heiyang nodded repeatedly and praised: "With such a wife, what else can a husband ask for!"

"Hmm, that's good to know."

Hongli hummed proudly, stretched out another finger, and shook it.

"Since I'm so serious, shouldn't Heiyang also show some of his own seriousness?"

"Hmm? For example?"

Heiyang asked curiously.

"For example, since I've made up my mind to teach you, you have to learn it to the end no matter what!"

Hongli said confidently: "This is the only way to justify my hard work, okay!"

"Ah, that's it..."

Heiyang's eyes twitched.

"I thought it was something else. I'm sure there's no problem with this."