How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Oh, I don't want it!"

Hearing her husband's urging, Hongli not only didn't want to get up, but even half-hidden her head under the quilt.

"I didn't want to think of it so early, it was so embarrassing!"

"Ha, I can afford it even if I don't think about it."

While Hei Yang was getting dressed, he turned to look at Hong Li who was hiding under the quilt, and smiled helplessly.

"We agreed, let's go shopping with mom and the others..."

"Oh no!"

Hong Li's voice was drawn out, and she said aggrievedly: "You can go shopping anytime...

But the opportunity to sleep in is gone after time passes! "

"Tsk, tsk."

Hei Yang put on his clothes, folded his arms, looked at Hong Li with his half-moon eyes, and teased: "Although what you said makes sense, are you going to explain it to mom and the others like this?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li, who was struggling in bed, froze.

"Did you react?"

Hei Yang turned around in a funny way, found Hong Li's clothes, and helped her carry them to the side.

"Okay, okay, stop struggling, come here and pack up before going out."

"Well, having said that..."

Hei Yang paused, looked at the clothes in his hands, frowned uncertainly and said, "This is what you have been wearing recently, right?"

"no!"

Hongli answered instantly, and said in a crazy tone: "That's not what I want to wear now!

No, that's not even my dress...

No, that's not even clothing! "

"Good guy, it's not clothes."

Hei Yang drew a black line on his forehead and said quietly: "Tell me, then, which of your clothes are yours and where are they placed?"

"These are not my clothes!"

Hongli wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, closed her eyes tightly and protested: "The only clothes I have are these pajamas and quilt jacket, everything else is fake!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hey, if you say that, Dad will be very sad."

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and complained: "Obviously, I will make you a suit every now and then, but if any suit doesn't fit well and look good, aren't you very satisfied with it?

What's the matter, when it's used it's like "Honey, you're so nice", but when it's not used it's like "I'm not familiar with those clothes"? "

"Oh, I didn't mean that!"

Hong Li, who was smothered in the quilt, hurriedly explained loudly: "They are not just my clothes now, I still like them very much!

Husband, you are still the best, and I still love you the most. This will never change!

It's just, well, because the situation is critical, we can't recognize each other easily now, do you understand what I mean?

It's the kind where the heroine goes undercover to a criminal organization and discovers that the hero has been caught by the boss, who wants her to go watch the fun together.

And at this time, no matter how heartbroken the heroine is and how painful the hero is, the two of them have to endure not to recognize each other for the sake of the overall situation, and they don't even dare to have too much eye contact, for fear that others will notice that something is wrong, you know me You mean?

Well, yes, I am in such a situation now. Once we recognize each other, it will not be a good thing for me or the clothes, so I have to bear it..."

"Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop."

Hei Yang couldn't help but the tic-tac-toe popping up on his head, and interrupted: "Where did you get the bad plot?

We have already said that this kind of thing will not happen in our book! "

"Hey, it's in other books!"

Hongli continued to quibble: "I think Hongli has read tens of thousands of books, so this kind of plot is not so unusual, right?

This kind of plot will never happen, but I am just making a metaphor. I have this kind of relationship with clothes now! "

"Tsk, tsk, it's really your fault."

Hei Yang couldn't help but stick out his thumb and said: "My wife is not simple!"

"Of course, your wife is not simple, so just have fun secretly!"

Hongli spoke quickly, stretching out an arm and shaking it outside the bed.

"Thank you for the compliment, husband. I also think you are the best, and I will continue to love you in the future, mua~"

"..."

Hei Yang watched Hong Li blow a kiss and her spiritual power transformed into his face, leaving a lip mark. He couldn't help but blink.

"Uh, ah, Xiaoli, you are too kind to say that. I also like you the most..."

Hei Yang's face flushed slightly, and he subconsciously turned his head away in embarrassment.

But he reacted in an instant, turned to look at Hong Li angrily, and this time his face turned red with anger: "Hong! Li!"

"Ah ah ah, Hei Yang is angry, Hei Yang is experiencing domestic violence!"

Hongli tried to continue to be cute, and her two bare and white arms stretched out from the bed and swayed from side to side together.

"Heiyang, please don't hit me. If you hit me, I will cry for you! Wuwuwuwuwuwuah cough cough..."

"What the hell..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, he took a deep breath, climbed up to the other party with Hongli's clothes, and grabbed the two dangling arms.

"ah!!!"

Hongli was waving her arms in an attempt to be cute, but suddenly her arms were held, and she suddenly looked panicked.

"Help, Hei Yang is really taking action! Xiaohuo, come and save mommy!"

"Why are you shouting so hard, as if I am really willing to beat you..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, tied Hongli's arms together with one hand, dragged her out of the bed, and said, "You don't want to get up, do you?

Then husband, I will change your clothes myself. Are you satisfied?

In other people's homes, no husband would be so doting on his wife, huh.

When I was a kid, my mom wouldn’t help me get dressed even if she couldn’t wake me up! "

"ah?"

Hongli struggled and asked, "Then how did you get up in the end?

I remember that you were just like me. In those years, except for the days when you were sick, you really didn’t escape for a day..."

"Ah, how simple it is! In winter, she just opens the doors and windows, and in summer, she just puts a stove next to my bed."

Hei Yang replied calmly.

"Ah, is there still such an operation..."

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help but shrink her neck subconsciously.

"If you think about it this way, my parents are still very gentle..."

"What did your family say?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "I don't want to indulge you even if I don't think about it?"

"Come on, indulge me!"

Hongli couldn't help but said sadly: "My mother just moved a small stool to sit on my bedside and didn't scold me. She just kept talking to me about the Taoist ideals.

What kind of exercise is good? Going to bed early and getting up early is for the future. Girls who often stay in bed will become sloppy and no one will like them in the future...

He said that if I don’t exercise, I might get sick. Once I get sick, my parents will be worried and worried.

I am too sloppy to get married, and they will secretly wipe their tears...

Or, if I am selected by the sect and have the opportunity to practice, but I am rejected because my health is not good enough, that would be so bad. I will be sad and shed tears when they look at me. If I am unhappy, I will be unhappy, and then I will become autistic, have low self-esteem, become depressed, and... my whole life will be ruined! "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Is it so scary?"

"That's not true! They say thieves are scary, right?"

Hong Li whined: "Obviously I just want to stay in bed, but in their eyes, if I don't get up early, I'm stepping into the coffin with half a foot, and I'm sending a white-haired person to a black-haired person!"

"Grass!"

Hei Yang couldn't help showing his half-moon eyes and complained: "Then I feel that my mother is actually very gentle. At least she is afraid that I will be too hot in winter and afraid that I will be cold in summer...

This is your house, it’s a soft knife cutting flesh, it’s so scary! "

"That's not..."

Hongli curled her lips and said aggrievedly: "That's what my parents really thought.

Because they wiped away tears as they talked, and it looked like they were showing their true feelings.

After I felt this, my conscience felt even more guilty, woo woo woo..."

"Well, Hong Li, if you feel guilty for asking your parents to wake up, you won't feel guilty if you leave it here with me, right?"

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Heiyang's head, and his hands increased their strength.

"Why didn't I see your conscience at that time? Show it to me!"

"Ahhh, no!"

Hongli held onto the bed tightly, struggling to control her position, trying not to be pulled out.

"Because you are my man and the person I rely on the most, so I don't have to feel so guilty. You will definitely help me get everything done, right?"

"Huh? What's the point of this?"

A question mark popped up on Hei Yang's head.

"What does this have to do with me being your man?"

"You will be more gentle and indulgent to me!"

"What about your parents?"

"Most of the time, they are stricter than you, Heiyang, and they are not as gentle and indulgent as you!"

"Good guy, I got it."

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Good people should be pointed at guns, right?"

"No! That's not what I meant!"

Hongli cried: "Heiyang, you understand me, and my compliments to you are definitely sincere!"

"Ah, yes, yes, I know, I really mean it.

So, don’t be afraid, Xiaoli, I’ll take care of you right away! "

Hei Yang's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't worry, it will be quick and it won't hurt at all!"

"Ah, if you hadn't said this, I might have believed it!"

Hong Li's expression froze, and her hands became a little stronger.

Hei Yang has said this sentence many times this year, but the result is always...

Damn it, she has been deceived by this sentence more than twenty times, and has been forced to advance to more than ten skills. If she believes this again, she will be a fool!

"Don't try to lie to me again this time, I won't be fooled!"

"Damn it, I've become smarter, cough cough..."

Hei Yang coughed twice and pretended to be fierce: "I mean, Bold Hongli, how dare you not even believe me and rebel against you!"

"Don't listen, don't listen, Black Yang chants!"