How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hong Li's panicked tone suddenly changed, she raised her head to look at Hei Yang with dead fish eyes, and said in a faint tone: "Hei Yang, if you dare to throw me to the ground, you will be finished. If you have the guts, try it!"

"Hey, you are being judged now, okay?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li hanging on his chest, who was staring at him with a threatening look on his face.

"Can you express your emotions like fear, fear, and nervousness, so that I can feel a little bit more involved?"

Hei Yang complained: "Just keep the panic you had when you jumped over the wall just now!"

"Don't worry about that yet, just one code and one code!"

Hong Li snorted softly: "Now I ask you, do you have the guts to throw me to the ground!"

"You are somewhat mentally ill."

A row of black lines was drawn across Heiyang's head.

"Don't you already know this kind of thing?"

Hong Li curled her lips and said, "If my brain is not sick, how could I be chased by your kid..."

"Don't be embarrassed, this is called running in both directions."

Hei Yang corrected: "Don't make it sound like I'm licking you unilaterally, okay?"

"Okay, okay, let's go in both directions, go in both directions."

Hong Li narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Hei Yang: "Anyway, don't change the subject for me. I'm just asking you if you dare to throw me to the ground!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's expression froze and he looked at Hong Li, who returned his gaze unceremoniously.

"No, I mean..."

Hei Yang said angrily: "How could anyone make such a request? You will definitely have to scold me if you fall!"

"Then I won't scold you, okay?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Then let me eliminate your worries.

I said, this is what I asked for. Even if I am thrown, I will not be angry. I will not scold you Heiyang, nor will I blame you in my heart, nor will I beat you in my mind, nor will I stab you secretly. You villain will not poison your food, nor take a knife while you are sleeping in the middle of the night..."

"Don't dare!"

Hei Yang directly interrupted what Hong Li was about to say, and said decisively and solemnly: "Even if you beg me, Xiao Li, I won't throw you. If I fall on you, it will hurt my heart!"

"Hey - you are gold, wood, water and fire."

Hong Li made a sound of disgust and raised the corners of her mouth.

"Sure enough, I knew you didn't have the guts!"

"Yes, yes, my dear, my lord."

Hei Yang chuckled and agreed. Some questions seemed to be multiple choice, but just looking at them, he was not stupid!

Besides, he was just telling the truth, but he didn't want to really hurt his wife.

Although if Hongli hits her head on the ground, the floor tiles should be injured first...

But such little things are not important!

"What I said is all the truth!"

Hei Yang emphasized.

"Okay, okay, I know. Hehe, I actually know the answer without you having to tell me."

Hongli finally couldn't hold back and showed a happy expression. She stretched out her hand to grab Heiyang and brought it close to his cheek.

"Such a sensible child needs rewards from his sister to kiss him, mua(ω)~hehe mua..."

"Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing..."

Faced with Hongli's sudden attack, Hei Yang was startled at first, thinking that the opponent was still not determined to fight back, so he subconsciously turned his head to avoid it.

But when he waited for the next moment, he reacted. He breathed a sigh of relief and showed a helpless expression, letting Hongli hold his head and chew it.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's almost done."

Hei Yang pretended to be disgusted and said: "Do you want to wash your face with saliva... Hiss——"

Before Hei Yang finished speaking, he suddenly cried out in pain.

"Hong Xiaoli, you are the dog! Biting someone's face is so inappropriate!"

Following Hei Yang's scolding, Hong Li slowly moved her head away.

On the side of Hei Yang's cheek, a small tooth mark was slightly red, which was obviously the work of Hong Li.

"Hmph, who asked you to say such ugly things?"

Hong Li said with a displeased look on her face: "Our passionate kiss, if others want it, I won't give it to you. You kid got an advantage and still acted like a good boy!"

Besides, she didn’t bite with much force, and the shallow teeth marks disappeared in a few shots!

"As if you haven't bitten me..."

Thinking of this, Hong Li looked aggrieved and looked at Hei Yang with resentful eyes, making the latter panic a little.

"Ah, ahem..."

Hei Yang's tone paused, his guilty expression flashed away, and he instantly returned to a righteous look.

"For that kind of thing, one size fits the bill..."

Hei Yang pretended not to see Hong Li's resentful eyes.

He stretched out his free hand, pinched Hongli's little face and pinched her gently: "You girl, you can make trouble as much as you want. When will your husband really ruin your appearance, you will be the one who loses in the end! "

"Hey, hey, hey, just be embarrassed."

Hongli allowed Heiyang to grab her face and didn't bother to resist. She just rolled her eyes at Heiyang and hummed: "I will let you get hurt? Who doesn't know that I, Hongli, am the most measured!"

"Ah, yes, yes, you must be the most measured."

Hei Yang poked Hongli's cheek with his finger and said helplessly: "Then the most measured young lady Hongli, can you get off me now?"

Speaking of which, it seems that it was Hei Yang who forcibly carried Hongli down from the wall, but while they were talking, Hongli tightly strangled Hei Yang's neck with both arms, as if he would not let go. .

"After all, we are still outside, so it wouldn't be good if others saw us, right?"

"Oh, it's you who hugged me, and it's you who asked me to let go. I let you say yes to everything."

Hong Li, who was hanging on Hei Yang, showed a disdainful expression, and said the most cowardly words in the most arrogant tone: "Don't forget, you were chasing my brother just now!

What if I come down now and wait for you to free your hands and beat me to tears! "

"..."

A row of black lines crossed Hei Yang's head, he sighed, patted Hong Li's back, and coaxed a child: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, so I won't cause trouble for you, okay?"

"real?"

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang suspiciously.

"You still don't believe me, do you?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes.

To be honest, after all the commotion for so long, Hei Yang almost forgot why he was chasing Hong Li.

After all, it was just two people playing around, and the so-called "conflict" between them was not even as big as the quarrel between seven or eight-year-old children.

It's not like Hei Yang doesn't know that Hong Li is deliberately trying to get on with him - it's as if this girl will feel uncomfortable if she doesn't get scolded by him twice, and she might be suffering from some serious illness.

When we played together in the past, Hongli knew how to restrain herself.

But since they got married, Hongli's condition has not only not improved, but has become more serious.

This girl knew it in her heart. She knew that Hei Yang was becoming more and more reluctant to beat her. In other words, Hei Yang had never really beaten her since she was a child. Hong Li knew this.

It's just that in the past, when Hongli "provoked" Heiyang, she felt a little ashamed and guilty. After all, the two were still "playmates" at that time. Although they had a good relationship, they still wanted to save face.

But now that the two are together, Hongli's last bit of embarrassment towards Hei Yang has been thrown out of the window.

Now in front of Hei Yang, she doesn't need to hide herself at all, let alone make any superficial efforts. She just says what she has to say without hiding anything in her heart.

You know, Hongli is always very polite when talking to others outside.

This is a manifestation of a sense of distance. She is used to hiding her true thoughts with polite words.

But in front of Hei Yang, Hong Li wouldn't think so much at all.

In other words, Hongli is completely defenseless against Heiyang!

In addition, just like Hongli said, she has always been very measured!

The two of them have never really quarreled since they were young. When they are with each other, there are no negative emotions at all!

To take a step back, even if the two of them really have a little "awkward" and pretend to be angry, there is no need to worry.

Because just a few nice words can make the other person happy.

Despite how difficult it seems for them to deal with each other on the surface, they are actually easier to coax in front of each other than a three-year-old child!

In a sense, this is Hongli's unique way of coquettishly treating Heiyang!

Sure enough, when she heard that Hei Yang didn't pursue what happened just now, Hong Li immediately smiled and rested her head on Hei Yang's shoulder, with a sweet look on her face.

"Hehe, I knew Hei Yang that you were the best to me, and I like you the most, hehe..."

"Okay, okay, yes, yes, I also like you the most, Xiaoli..."

Hei Yang smiled helplessly and patted Hong Li's head, his eyes full of kindness... full of love!

"So, my Miss Li, can you relax now?"

"impossible!"

Hong Li categorically refused, still leaning on Hei Yang's shoulder with her eyes closed, looking comfortable and happy.

"?"

A question mark popped up on Hei Yang's head.

"Why, didn't I agree not to argue with you about what happened just now?"

"For no reason, I just want to hug you, right?"

Hongli rubbed her little face against Heiyang, and said hummingly: "Please, Master Heiyang, you are my husband!

My man, I can hold you for as long as I want, whenever I want, do I need a reason? "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes. Yes, this was a good reason. He couldn't refute it, so he could only grab Hong Li's face in retaliation.

"Yes, yes, Xiaoli is right, I'm just narrow-minded..."

"Humph, that's..."

Hong Li replied in a vague voice. She was busy burying her face in Hei Yang's arms, sniffing the other person's unique scent, looking intoxicated.

Coupled with the honey blush that gradually appeared on her face, some people thought that Hei Yang had fallen in love with this girl!

Looking at the movements and expressions of Hong Li in her arms...

"Just like the evil undead in the story, ruthlessly sucking the souls of living people..."

Hei Yang's thoughts were running wild, and wonderful pictures came to mind.

However, Hei Yang just thought about this in his heart, and complained twice about it, but finally did not dare to say it in front of his wife.

Sighing, Hei Yang shook off those random thoughts and looked at Hong Li helplessly: "Then what should we do now? Are we just standing here stupidly?"

"Hei Yang, hey hey, Hei Yang, hey hey..."

Hongli's little face rubbed back and forth in Heiyang's arms, concentrating on sucking in Heiyang.

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hey, hey, I'm back!"

Hei Yang tapped Hong Li's head with his index finger and said angrily: "I'm talking to you."

"Oh, oh, oh, I know, I know..."