How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hei Yang nodded seriously and touched his wife's head with a smile: "It is undeniable that Xiaoli is a bit arrogant, but she is also very proactive and does not hide anything."

And after getting married, almost all that is left is Jiao.

Don't look at this girl who talks at him every day. In fact, she is so well-behaved that except for being bitten when she is asked to do housework or other tiring work, she can't say anything else...

"Actually, it may be because I like it so much that I can't stand it anymore and I can't be proud..."

Hongli suddenly whispered the truth in a low voice.

"Hehe, that's great."

Xingyun looked envious and couldn't help but ask: "If it hadn't been for the Five Elements Sect, would you still be together, or have you always remained friends and never made a breakthrough?"

"Well, this..."

Hong Li rolled her eyes lightly, pondered for a few seconds, and then nodded affirmatively: "Yes!"

"Eh?"

Xingyun was a little surprised: "Sister Hongli, are you so sure?"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li said matter-of-factly: "After all, when I think about getting married, I can't think of anyone else except him..."

"hey-hey."

Hei Yang smiled proudly and said nothing more.

"Uh-huh——"

Xingyun covered her eyes with one hand and shook her head repeatedly: "No, no, I can't listen anymore, otherwise I will be sore..."

"Hehe, it's really an honor to make Xiaoyun feel sour."

Hongli smiled and said, "But you can't envy such things as childhood sweethearts, Xiaoyun."

"What's there?"

Xingyun pursed her lips and defended herself: "Elder Huo Le said that love and love are just a part of life, and there are many, many beautiful things in the world waiting for people to witness!

While you are young and have the drive, you should work hard, constantly improve your height, and enhance your abilities and qualities, so that you can see the farther scenery!

If everyone abandons their spiritual practice and abandons their ideals because of so-called love, there will be no vitality in the spiritual practice world today.

If your vision is limited, your ambitions are absent, and you cannot take on big responsibilities, you can only live a relatively failed life in the corners! "

"?"

Hongli slowly made a question mark.

"Why do I feel like I've been named..."

A few tic-tac-toes popped up on Hong Li's head, and she couldn't help but said quietly: "Elder Huo Le can't argue with me, so he went to find you and secretly hit me behind my back!

At the beginning, it was still a lot of inspirational chicken soup, but at the end, it became more and more aggressive, so I just stopped acting, right? "

"ah?"

Xingyun was stunned for a moment. When the elder said this, he felt his blood was boiling and his whole body was full of fighting spirit. He didn't notice anything else, but when Sister Hongli said this, it seemed as if she was really talking about the other party.

It shouldn't be... right?

Elder Huo Le has the image of a kind and wise elder. Even if he is contradicted by his disciples, he will calmly reason with them. He almost never loses his temper with the juniors and focuses on a gentle education.

No matter how you think about it, he wouldn't have such a big grudge against Sister Hongli, right?

"Ahaha, Sister Hongli, you must be over-interpreting it!"

Xingyun smiled and tried to excuse Elder Huole: "Elder, he definitely didn't mean that. I just had a casual chat when I went to ask him about his cultivation that day!"

"If you don't listen, I'm the one who knows what's going on. He must be secretly complaining that I took the sect's resources and ran away, so he can't see the hard work I put in for the sect!"

Hong Li snorted softly, getting angrier as she thought about it, and a black mist slowly emerged from behind her: "No, my blood pressure is rising. I have to put a sack on Elder Huo Le and punch him randomly on his way home to calm down... ah!"

"Please restrain yourself!"

Hei Yang knocked on Hong Li's head, pulled her magic shadow power back, and lectured angrily: "Can you please stop acting like a criminal all day long?

After all, you are also the head of a sect now, why can't you be as steady as me? "

"You mean, let me use the power of the sect leader to secretly put small shoes on Elder Huo Le, and use more official means to retaliate against him in a more stable manner?"

Hong Li covered her head, curled her neck and looked at Hei Yang, and whispered tentatively: "That, isn't that good?

Although wearing a sack is not very polite, at least it can be regarded as a slapstick fight between friends, which is fair and aboveboard!

But wearing small shoes behind someone's back is a bit too much, right? "

"Whose friends are fighting with sacks! Where is the aboveboardness? You still know how to go too far!"

Hei Yang had a black line on his face: "Damn girl, don't put it here and deliberately distort my meaning. Who told you to wear small shoes for others!"

Which girl wants to take revenge on others when she opens her mouth or shuts up!

When the time comes and my parents hear it, they will definitely blame him for leading Xiaoli into trouble or something.

What? Are you saying that this girl is always full of evil?

You can't hear me, you can't hear me, who made you my husband? No matter what's going on in my stomach, it must be all your fault, that brat from Black Yang!

Ha, Hei Yang knew without much thought that the blame would definitely fall on him.

He was really worried about his Xiaoli!

"Anyway, don't be impatient, stay rational and think calmly."

Hei Yang showed his dead eyes and educated: "Day by day, don't just think about some crooked ways..."

"Oh, oh, oh, sanity, how do you want me to be sane!"

Hongli no longer had the burden of being an idol in front of Xingyun, and she skillfully pretended to be cute in front of Heiyang and said, "Yangyang, you have to know that Elder Huo Le, an elder, secretly said bad things about me behind my back!

Since he was the one who made the first move, my counterattack was a legitimate defense that should be allowed! "

"Wait, so what kind of weird name is Yangyang..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes at Hong Li, but he didn't care too much about what his wife called him, just "Yang Yang". She even called him dad...

"Then tell me, why did he say bad things about you?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li and asked.

"He told me everything I did, and he wasn't scolding me!"

Hong Li's face was full of grief and anger.

"Ah, that's not necessarily talking about you..."

Hei Yang has a black line on his head.

"What's not certain? It must be me!"

Hongli was not straightforward and said angrily: "The negative examples he cited are so outrageous. Is there anyone else in the Five Elements Sect besides me?"

Hei Yang: "..."

This girl is always very self-aware in some strange ways.

"Well, if you are really angry, you can secretly scold him behind your back..."

Hei Yang was afraid that Xiaoli would be a bad example and beat the elderly, and he was also afraid that his own Xiaoli would be wronged.

He was conflicted in his heart and said tentatively: "This can be considered an even deal, as it won't end up putting sacks on others..."

"reject."

Hong Li snorted, looking arrogant and arrogant: "I secretly scold others behind their backs, do I seem to be such an incompetent guy?

Hei Yang, don’t teach me this or that all day long, you are polluting my pure heart! "

"..."

Hei Yang's face turned slightly dark, and he quietly took out a recording stone: "I'm really sorry, Xiaoli. It's all my fault that my lack of quality has lowered the quality level of our family..."

"Humph, it's good for you kid to know."

Hongli nodded with satisfaction: "But you don't have to blame yourself too much. Under the influence of my purity and kindness, you also... wait, what is that in your hand?!"

Hong Li glanced at the recording stone in Hei Yang's hand, and an ominous premonition emerged from her heart. She heard a voice coming from the recording stone.

"Xiaoli, are you asleep?"

It was Hei Yang who was speaking softly, accompanied by the rustling sound of the quilt sliding.

"Well... I'm already asleep... What's wrong... Well... I'll say it after I wake up... good night..."

Then there was Hongli's somewhat confused and soft voice. Compared to her usual speaking voice, it was unexpectedly cute, like a coquettish one.

"Xiao Li? Xiao Li!"

Black Yang called again, his voice slightly louder.

"Well... so what? Guh..."

The girl's voice gradually became irritable.

"It's okay, I just wanted to wake you up."

A calm voice as if nothing had happened.

"..."

There was silence.

"husband?"

Hong Li suddenly spoke softly and gently.

"Um?"

A confused voice.

"what time is it now?"

The curious voice seemed to be suppressing something.

"It's now, two thirty-five in the morning!"

Answer confidently and quickly.

"..."

There was silence again.

"coming soon!"

Hei Yang's expression was solemn.

"Huh? What's coming?"

Hongli spent half a breath thinking for a moment, her eyes widened suddenly, and she stretched out her arm to snatch it from Heiyang's hand.

"Wait, no, Hei Yang, you bitch..."

However, it was too late. Hong Li's voice also came from the recording stone, but it was more violent.

"Heiyang, you are so fucking beeping, beeping, beeping, staying up all night, staying here, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, off, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, off, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, off, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, off, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping off off your head. Look, I'm not going to beep, beeping, beeping, beeping, today..."

The sound came from the recording stone, floated into the ears of Hong Li, whose expression was frozen, and then floated to Xingyun, whose expression was dull.

"Well……"

Hei Yang took back the recording stone, reached out to touch Hong Li's head, and repeated Hong Li's words with a subtle expression: "Quality?"

"Okay, so awesome..."

Xingyun on the other end looked in awe: "Was that Sister Hongli's voice just now..."

"No! No! The voice is synthesized!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and denied, closing her eyes and covering her ears to pretend to be an ostrich: "Ah ah ah, I can't hear or see. I don't even know what happened just now..."

"puff!"

"Hei Yang, you're still smiling!"

Hong Li opened her eyes and stared at Hei Yang: "Tell me, what are your intentions in secretly recording something like this!"