How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 66

Hongli sighed, walked to Xingyun, and touched Xingyun's little blue head: "My goddaughter has no way to make you laugh, junior sister."

Hong Li hugged Xiao Huo and passed by Xing Yun. Hong Ling followed closely and came to Xing Yun. She also sighed and twisted her hair: "Xiao Huo just wants to live. What's wrong with her? ?”

"???"

Xingyun frowned, what happened, what happened just now, how could things become like this?

Xingyun closed her eyes and entered a state of contemplation. First of all, she thought... clear the memory with one click, and the clearing was completed!

Xingyun opened her eyes again, and her eyes were bright again. She picked up her knife and chased after her: "Senior Sister Hongli, and Aunt Hongling, where are you going?"

"Huh? Did you adjust so quickly?"

Hongli looked at Xingyun in surprise: "Weren't you still in a confused state just now?"

"Dad said..."

Xingyun said proudly: "When you feel confused, just forget everything!"

"Your dad wants to make you more confused..."

"How is that possible? This method works very well!"

"Yes, I see it. Aren't you always in a state of confusion?"

"Ah this..."

"Hey, Xiaoli, stop bullying Xiaoyun."

Hong Ling shook her head and said with a smile: "We are going to eat because I promised to treat Xiaoli to a meal..."

"Have a meal?!"

Xingyun's eyes lit up: "Eat??!"

"Uh, what's the problem?"

Hong Ling was startled: "Are you so excited all of a sudden..."

"Ah this...that..."

Xingyun said embarrassedly: "Can you, can you bring one with me? I will definitely invite you back next month when the disciple benefits arrive next month!

Because, because I haven’t eaten for many days, I can only survive by breathing in spiritual energy..."

"It doesn't matter if I add one more person, it's not my money that's spent anyway."

Hongli casually agreed for her aunt. She turned to look at Xingyun: "By the way, shouldn't you be rewarded with twenty low-grade spiritual stones for breaking through to the second level of Qi Refining? In addition, I will return your thirty low-grade spiritual stones." Shi, logically speaking, it shouldn’t be spent so quickly, right?”

"Aren't you a distinguished member of the canteen?"

Hong Li was a little curious: "Why can't you even afford food?"

"Because I have another membership!"

Xingyun pointed at her head and said excitedly: "Did you see the little blue hair I dyed? This was the day I went to a senior sister's barber shop to get my hair fixed, and then they introduced me to their elaborate membership discount plan. , just deposit..."

"Okay, you don't need to say any more."

Hong Li stretched out her hand to interrupt and said seriously: "I suddenly understand your dad. As long as you don't realize that you have been cheated, it means you haven't been cheated, right?"

Chapter 77 I’m serious, that’s what he looks like!

"Ah, so full!"

As soon as the door of the room was closed, Hongli and Xiaohuo lay on their backs on the bed. They stretched out their hands/wings in perfect sync and touched their round bellies with satisfied expressions on their faces.

"My aunt is so rich, she didn't even blink when paying the bill."

Hongli sighed lazily: "My aunt has been so kind to me, I must find a way to retaliate in the future... Bah, repay her!"

"I'm really full..."

Xiaohuo squinted: "The aura contained in the food is rushing around in my stomach, and I feel like I'm going to grow up.

They said that a newborn baby like me is in the fastest growing stage. "

"Don't think about growing taller yet. First think about how to get through your mother's disaster."

Hongli stretched out: "I have locked the door, and everyone who is not related has gone back to their homes. It's just you and me. Where else will you run?"

"I don't want to run away, I won't run away."

Xiaohuo's face was calm: "I am exhausted after playing all day, and now I am full and full, and I will die with no regrets!"

"You're so worthless. You're making it difficult for me to do this."

Hongli took hold of Xiaohuo, put it on her stomach and rubbed it with both hands: "Please beg for mercy quickly, so that I can use the steps to forgive you mercifully. What do you think you are like now?"

"ha……"

Xiao Huo was rubbed here and there, but he didn't resist: "I knew you wouldn't want to hit me, Mom."

"Nonsense, I feel sorry for the money spent on you."

Hongli groaned: "I haven't paid back yet, I have already thought about it. When you grow up, I will rent you out, specifically to attract those newbies who have just started.

At that time, I will charge five spiritual stones per person, so that you can work for me day and night to make money. "

"I don't want it!"

Xiaohuo rolled over and said coquettishly: "I only want to take my mother alone, oh, and our relatives and friends, other strangers will not take them!"

"Mmm, good to lick."

Hong Li nodded slightly: "For the sake of your good behavior, I will spare you, but you know that this matter is not allowed to be spread outside?"

Xiaohuo tilted his head and said in a confident voice: "Don't worry, I won't talk nonsense about daddy... Chiujiu?"

Before Xiao Huo finished speaking, Hong Li squeezed the bird's beak tightly. The latter suddenly sat up, pulled Xiao Huo close to him, and gritted his teeth and said, "Dad, what's your size, Dad!"

"Chirp...chirp..."

Xiaohuo shrank his head, and his slender beak slipped out of Hongli's two tender white fingers with a swipe: "Don't be excited. To be honest, doesn't mom want the guy you mentioned to be her father?"

"..."

Hongli's face froze and she whispered: "I think about it too much!"

"Look."

Xiao Huo raised her head and said with a smile: "Oh, don't be shy!

Anyway, I know everything. We are just mother and daughter here. What can't we say?

Well, I am my mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket. Tell me anything. I promise to keep it a secret and never tell anyone else!"

"Tsk, what's the point of telling you? You little brat knows nothing."

Hong Li glanced at Xiao Huo, threw her into the sky, and caught her accurately - in theory, this is what children of this age should experience. Being thrown into the sky by their parents, they don't even know fear, and they keep giggling.

And Xiao Huo is obviously not an ordinary crane, or she used to be an ordinary crane, but after the baptism of blood and tears, she has become the crane of Class 2!

"Don't say that!"

Xiaohuo stood firmly in Hongli's palm and said confidently: "Based on my many years of experience in life, maybe I can give you some advice, mom?"

"Oh, you girl still have memories of your past life after reincarnation, right!"

Hongli complained: "Many years of experience, you don't even have half a year."

"Uh..."

Xiaohuo smiled awkwardly but politely: "Don't pay attention to these details, just think of it as my advance experience in life for the future when I grow up!"

"What if you are still a single crane until you die?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Xiaohuo said decisively: "Have faith in your daughter! "

"I'm really crazy, so I told you this."

Hongli sighed: "Then tell me, how can I succeed?"

"Ahem, first of all, I need to know what my father looks like and what his name is!"

Xiaohuo talked freely: "Otherwise, how can I make a corresponding plan!"

"Hmm..."

Hongli raised her eyebrows, turned over and got out of bed, sat down at the table, took out paper and pen: "Look, I'll draw it for you, he looks like this!"

"Ah, mom has this hand!"

Xiaohuo waved his little wings, glided slowly onto the table, jumped to the edge of the pen holder, stood steadily, and waited for Hongli to show her skills.

"Hmm, I know too much, okay."

Hongli boasted, picked up the pen and started drawing.

"Shua shua shua!"

Based on the clear finished picture in her mind, Hongli drew a creature that looked like a human with lines in a few seconds.

After finishing the painting, she thought it was not enough, so she drew an arrow pointing to the lower right corner of the painting, wrote the two words "Hei Yang" on it, and added a heart at the back...

"Look, he looks like this!"

Hongli spread out her masterpiece and showed it to Xiaohuo with a serious face: "Do you have any good suggestions?"

"My suggestion..."

Xiaohuo frowned: "Why don't you color it first?"

"Well, good idea!"

"Not a good idea at all!"

Xiaohuo couldn't help shouting: "Now you can still see that it has a nose and eyes like a human. If you color it again, who knows what strange species it will become!"

"Fuck, this is my level of painting, you can watch it or not!"

Hongli was embarrassed and angry, pointing her finger at Xiaohuo on the pen holder: "Can't you see through the essence through these more abstract lines and associate it with the other person's true appearance?"

"Chi?"

Xiaohuo tilted her head. She didn't understand, but was shocked!

"Tsk, I can tell you don't really want to help me."

Hongli casually put the blame on me: "Otherwise, mother and daughter are connected by heart, you can't think of the picture in my mind?"

"???"

Xiaohuo was full of question marks, it was a bit outrageous!

"Heh, it turns out that you are not reliable."

Hongli rolled her eyes and took out the Qi Refining Triple Gift and the Qi Refining Quadruple Gift: "Let's do some post-meal digestion exercises!"

Maybe, it can be prescribed a love master manual?

But before that...

Hongli thought for a moment, pointed at the two gift boxes on the table, and turned to look at Xiaohuo: "Look, what good stuff is this?"

"Ah?"