How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

The second grandfather yelled: "Get out and don't wander around in front of me in the house."

"oh……"

Hei Changhong lowered his head and moved out.

"And you, you..."

Second Grandpa pointed at the elderly uncles and aunts in the room: "Get out too!"

"Dad...we..."

"go out!"

"oh……"

Watching everyone walk out of the room one by one, the second grandfather sighed and said softly: "Xiao Jia, and Xiao Ran, you should go out first, Xiao Chen is here to watch.

Remember to close the door when you go out. Xiaoyang and I will have a few words alone. "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's mouth twitched. It's not that serious. He was most afraid of this kind of conversation between elders alone.

including but not limited to:

"Don't leave until get out of class is over, come to my office!"

"Follow me out and don't look at your mother, it's useless!"

"Son, you haven't slept yet. If you haven't slept, turn on the light first. Mom will tell you something from my heart..."

All kinds of horrible memories came to his mind, and Hei Yang couldn't help but shiver.

Well, although there are some things that he never wants to forget, it is better to forget this terrible memory!

Grandma Meng?

Is Grandma Meng here? Can you customize Meng Po soup to make you forget the designated memory?

"..."

The two old men looked at each other and nodded hesitantly: "Yes."

Don't say "hmm", just resist. Aren't you afraid that something might happen to me when I'm alone with my second grandpa?

For example, I suddenly went crazy and started attacking my second grandfather, or...

Anyway, don’t leave him alone, at least come with “the three of us” to share the pressure!

Hei Yang watched as the door was tightly closed, leaving only his cousin Hei Chen who was offline, his second grandfather with a kind face, and himself who was helpless and subconsciously clasping his fingers.

"Xiaoyang?"

The second grandfather whispered softly: "You may have almost forgotten me. After all, I only hugged you a few times when I was a child, and you became a handsome young man in the blink of an eye."

"Yeah yeah……"

Hei Yang muttered in a low voice: "After all, I failed to live up to your expectations and didn't grow up to be a big girl..."

"ah?"

"Ah, it's okay, I didn't say anything."

Hei Yang coughed twice and pointed to the door: "Well, how about I go out first? You, who has just recovered from a serious illness, do you want to take a rest..."

"No, Xiaoyang, don't be nervous."

The second grandfather has lived longer than Hei Yang's two lifetimes combined multiplied by two. He could see Hei Yang's discomfort at a glance, but found that the child was a little afraid of strangers, so he spoke more slowly: "Come on. , Xiaoyang, sit there, you are so tired standing, sit down and chat with grandpa for a while. "

"Ouch——"

Hei Yang sat down obediently, looking at the second grandfather with an innocent face, waiting for the next step.

"Changhong has been in business for most of his life. He is not even a practitioner. He has no idea what kind of existence our Hei family is plotting against, and he stupidly involves you, Xiaoyang."

Unexpectedly, the second grandfather's first words were still an apology: "Son, go quickly and go to the Hong family or the Bai family. Ask them to ask for someone to protect you as you go. Don't stay in this whirlpool for too long."

"Ah, I am indeed ready to go."

Hei Yang scratched his head: "But my mother also asked me to go to Qing's house to visit my grandpa, bring a few words with me, and then bring back a few words with me. Only then can I complete the task."

"your mom……"

The second grandfather thought for a while and said suddenly: "That beautiful girl Xiao Yiyi?"

"Ah, Yiyi is my mother."

Hei Yang nodded honestly.

"Actually, the Qing family and the Huang family are probably not at peace now."

The second grandfather sighed: "Of course, it will be much better than my Hei family. After all, no one of them came back alive."

Hei Yang: "?"

"Do you think grandpa and I really have Alzheimer's disease?"

The second grandfather stroked his beard and asked, "Am I the kind of person who will get Alzheimer's disease?"

"It looks similar to me..."

Hei Yang beeped softly: "Look, you have forgotten what happened a few minutes ago. Dad's father called mom... Is this something a normal person can say..."

Second Grandpa: "..."

"Ahem, I am mentally damaged and have been plotted!"

Grandpa Er almost couldn't help but pull out a few strands of his beard in a fit of excitement. What's wrong with this kid? He's a pretty good kid. Why do you talk like that?

"When we sent our own elites to explore the so-called secret realm, they all told you about how the entire army was wiped out."

The second grandfather sighed: "We were fully prepared in advance, and even spent a lot of money to find people from the caravan to ask for precautions, and then we set off with confidence. However, we still ended up like this. What does this mean?"

"The levels have been refreshed, but the week-long strategy doesn't work anymore?"

Hei Yang asked tentatively: "Or maybe you wanted to skip class and ended up falling over?"

"ah?"

"Oh, it's okay, keep talking!"

Chapter 82 Countless inspirations and discoveries in human history were inspired by divine revelation while going to the toilet!

"This shows that those caravans are lying!"

Second Grandpa said categorically: "This is definitely a well-designed conspiracy!"

"..."

"..."

"Say it."

Hei Yang looked confused: "Go on, don't look at me, it's not a conspiracy designed by me."

"Well, shouldn't you express your surprise?"

"Wow. Conspiracy."

Hei Yang opened his mouth: "Are you ready?"

"..."

The second grandfather turned away and continued: "On the night when Xiaochen and the others came back, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, so I had to urinate urgently in the middle of the night..."

"Wait a minute, is there a cause-and-effect relationship?"

"No."

"Then you still use the word "so"?"

"Continue to listen to me. Don't you know how to be considerate of an old man who has frequent and urgent urination?"

"Oh, sorry, my bad, go ahead."

"When I came out of the toilet, I saw a masked man in black suddenly broke in and ran straight towards Xiaochen's house."

The second grandfather's face was solemn: "I shouted hurriedly, and the sound shocked the man. He froze and looked at me with panic eyes."

"You captured him casually?"

"I was knocked unconscious by him."

"Ouch——"

"Xiaoyang, don't look at me with that look. I'm not as weak as you think. After all, I was also a master of the ninth level of body training when I was young. It's just that my energy and blood have declined as I get older."

The second grandfather argued: "In addition, the man in black didn't know what evil tricks he used. It was like a punch in my mind. I was accidentally attacked, so I fainted."

"Besides, my voice still works!"

The second grandfather continued to quibble: "At that time, the Hei family still had some young people who could jump around. Everyone was awakened, and then the man in black was scared away.

So, in the final analysis, it was my loud shout that scared him away! "

"so……"

Hei Yang grasped the key point: "You fainted in front of the toilet door? Did you have time to pull up your pants?"

"That's not the point at all!"

The second grandfather rubbed his brows, feeling like he was really going to get dementia out of anger: "The key is that the target of the man in black turned out to be Xiaochen!

When I woke up from a coma, I suddenly felt a stabbing pain in my brain, as if it was a mess.

Knowing that the matter was urgent, I quickly notified the four old guys and asked them to investigate the matter secretly and help protect Xiaochen and the Hei family. "

"After that?"

"After that, the mental state is damaged, which is good and bad, and the state becomes more and more serious."

"That's it..."

Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully.

Because staying up late can replenish energy and treat mental damage, it has a curative effect on the second grandfather's symptoms.

After he used Shattered Reality, his energy was also consumed and he needed to stay up late for treatment.

So using too much broken reality equals dementia? !

Hei Yang couldn't help but imagine the scene where Hong Li wiped his mouth with a kind face, and then called his mother while wearing crotchless pants...

hiss! Forbidden technique! Bah, sorcery!

In the future, unless absolutely necessary, you must not use that trick again...

"call--"

Hei Yang scratched his head: "So, do you have a clue?

Just, did they find anything about the other four families? "

"of course."

The second grandfather showed a proud look on his face: "Don't look at our Five Colors family, it seems a bit miserable now, it's just a result of deliberate calculation and unintentional, and being beaten first.

After four whole years of deep hatred, if nothing can be found out through the investigation, we should stop hanging around in the capital and run away in despair. "

"Wow, that's well said!"

Hei Yang was immediately attracted by the mighty and domineering second grandfather: "Then the question is, why is our family so miserable now?"

Although Hei Yang didn't like what his cousin Hei Changhong did, he could still feel the crisis of the Hei family being forced into a desperate situation and on the edge of a cliff.

"Ah, in this case, it's actually not as miserable as I thought..."

The second grandfather suddenly showed a sly expression: "Did Changhong tell you before that after hearing the news, all the remaining young disciples of my Hei family ran away and scattered, so only this big cat and kitten were left?" Two or three?”

"uh-huh?"

"That's just an illusion."

The second grandfather shook his head: "How could my Hei family be so spineless? Besides, their roots are here and they share the same blood as us, so how could they suddenly betray at the slightest sign of betrayal?