How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

[Hei Yang:...]

"Uh...that..."

Xiaohuo looked at Hongli blankly and asked tentatively: "Mom?"

"It's okay, just keep eating."

Hongli waved her hand absentmindedly: "He's coming, he's coming...

Why didn't you come earlier, why didn't you come late, but why did you come at this time?

Forget it when you come, why do you have to tell me in advance? What is this, a countdown to death? No, I haven’t prepared anything yet! "

"Well……"

Xiaohuo looked at the delicious food on the table, and then at his mother, whose head seemed to be smoking, and hesitated for a moment: "Well, mom, everyone next to us is looking at us!"

"Ah, don't worry about them, they're just a bunch of moving backdrops."

Hongli waved her hand impatiently: "I am facing a big crisis in my life now!"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo secretly looked at the people beside him, only to find that the looks they cast were first in surprise, then understanding, then envy, and finally pretending to be nonchalant, he turned his head and stopped looking here, feeling a little confused...

What's going on?

"Hey, have you seen that little girl over there? Her face is as red as blood, and there is white smoke coming from her head. Do you think she will..."

A shorter man muttered to his companions around him, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by another tall man waving his hand.

"Be careful, I am a disciple of the Fire Department of the Five Elements Sect, it is not something you and I can make random guesses about!"

Although this tall man is burly, he is cautious in character: "Even if a disciple of the Five Elements Sect is humble and polite, it is not something that we mortals can offend at will!"

"That's right, Fire Department disciples, isn't it normal for you to blush and smoke when practicing fire magic? Look at your ignorant look!"

Another brother understood with disdain and said: "I can only say that I understand everything about this kind of thing."

"Wow, so that's what cultivation is all about. It's a pity that I didn't get selected because I didn't have enough qualifications. It's really enviable..."

This is the youngest person among his companions. He also went to the mountain to seek enlightenment the year before last. Unfortunately, he was only at the second level of physical training and did not enter the eyes of the immortal. His childhood dream was shattered.

"Even if it's cultivation...but this look..."

A well-meaning person looked worried and asked, "Are you really not possessed by something crazy or something?"

"Look at your timid appearance. Didn't you panic even when you didn't look at the other person's spiritual beast Xiao He?"

Another "wise man" pointed out the details with disdain: "A mouthful of divine fire is held in the mouth, and the spiritual energy is steaming from the top. This is obviously a very advanced level of cultivation. That girl is a genius!"

"You know better in this regard!"

"Hey, I understand, I just didn't say it. Everyone in the circle knows...forget it, the interests are related, let's not talk about it, drink, drink!"

"..."

"Well, they seem to be really just background panels..."

A row of black lines flashed across Xiao Huo's head. After thinking for a while, he pushed a glass of juice on the table in front of Hong Li: "Mom, drink something to calm down."

"Oh, thank you!"

Hong Li took the cup and drank it all in one gulp...and then the steam on her head became even thicker!

"call……"

Hong Li took a long breath, the heat was tinged with the sweetness of juice: "Thank you, Xiaohuo, I feel much calmer!"

"Why didn't I see it..."

Xiao Huo's eyes twitched: "There are signs of calmness..."

"Don't worry about those details yet!"

Hongli felt her hands shaking, no, it seemed like her whole body was trembling: "I haven't seen him for almost half a year, how should I greet him when he comes?

What clothes should I wear, what words should I say, and what gift should I give him on his birthday! "

Xiaohuo: "Huh?"

"Just like before, just say hello, are you here?"

Hongli pulled her hair a few times and shook her head: "No, this is too cold. If I have this attitude after not seeing you for half a year, he might be sad, and he might feel that I don't care about him at all. Maybe he will. I feel like I've been left out...

Moreover, if it continues as before, there will be no progress at all. Do you want me to wait another seventeen years? ! "

Xiaohuo: "Huh?"

"Or I should pick out a nice dress, dress it up, and then when he comes over, I'll throw myself into his arms and say I miss you so much..."

Hong Li imagined that scene, her heart trembled, and she almost had a heartbeat, but she still suppressed the impulse with her strong will (?): "No way, what is this, licking a dog, that look is too much It’s embarrassing, how can I hold my head up after being called like this!”

Xiao Huo: "Ah?"

"No, no, no!"

Hong Li picked up the small fire and stood up to go out: "Time is running out, we can't delay it any longer!"

"Huh, huh?"

Xiaohuo struggled a few times: "Mom, the food is not finished yet!"

"Oh, that's right!"

Hong Li sat back in her seat, picked up her chopsticks, and picked up a peanut: "Don't waste food!"

"Oh, no, what was I thinking!"

The chopsticks were slapped on the table again, and Hongli felt like she was a love brain with a negative IQ, which was completely inconsistent with her usual indifferent character!

"Fuck, you're still so indifferent at this time!"

Hong Li cursed angrily, turned around and waved: "Little brother, pack it up and take it away!"

"Okay, walk slowly!"

…

"Fuck! I'll make you want to talk!"

Hei Yang slapped his face and felt his legs were a little weak. If Hong Li hadn't hung up the video in time, he would have been unable to hold on any longer.

"Now that the big words are out, if I can't get through her before her birthday, it won't be a shame!

We must speed up the progress! "

Hei Yang's eyes flashed with fire: "Don't say that after living two lifetimes, missing this girl will be an unforgettable regret even if I drink a ton of Meng Po soup.

Come on, Black Sun, we will win! "

…

"Hey, Mom, slow down. Didn't you say you have a rest in the afternoon?"

"Have a rest. Only the dead rest. Are you a dead crane?!"

"Ah, I don't want to die..."

"Then hurry up and prepare. Come on, whether you can be happy in this life depends on whether you can capture him!"

"This is……"

Separated by two places, Hongli and Heiyang looked at the sky at the same time, squinting at the scorching sun, but even the bright sun did not seem to be as blazing as the flames in their eyes: "In a war that puts your lives on the line, you must not lose. Just win, no tears, just laugh in the end!”

"Anyone who stands in my way will die!"*2

Chapter 86 Hong Lirui comments on the ideological education of spiritual beasts to their offspring and the concept of reproduction

"Eh, no..."

Xiaohuo broke free from Hongli's hand, flapped his wings and jumped onto Hongli's shoulder, and touched Hongli's forehead with his wings.

"Mom, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"

Xiaohuo was a little worried and said, "Did you get plotted by an evil cultivator on the road just now..."

"Ah, no, no, what an evil cultivator, the current situation is much worse than that, right?"

Hong Li felt as if there was a fire burning in her chest, and the flames poured straight upward, making her feel dizzy: "It's Hei Yang, that guy Hei Yang is coming, do you know what this means? !”

"Black...yang?"

Xiao Huo retracted his wings, smoothed the feathers on his head, and showed a puzzled expression: "Who is Hei Yang? Is he a powerful evil cultivator?"

"Ah, he is your dad...ah, I mean, I want him to be your dad, no, what I mean is that he is very likely to be your dad, anyway..."

Hongli took a deep breath and felt weak all over her body: "Well, I don't need to explain more, you understand, you understand, right?"

small fire:"???"

No, what else did she understand?

Although she has been working very hard to upgrade her brain processing system since she was born, trying to keep up with her mother's rhythm.

But... this question is obviously beyond the scope!

"Well……"

Xiao Huo frowned, and his little mind was racing: "So, mom, you have fallen in love with an evil cultivator, but you are afraid of being sanctioned if the matter is exposed..."

"Fuck, God is such an evil cultivator, you don't want to say this nonsense!"

Hong Li pinched Xiao Huo's beak: "Hei Yang, he is the boy I told you before, the boy I played with since childhood, the person I spent twelve years falling in love with!"

Hongli let go of her hand and sighed: "Now you know why I'm panicking, right?"

"Um...wow!"

After a brief downtime, Xiaohuo suddenly let out a cry of surprise: "Dad is coming? Oh, then our whole family is reunited, isn't it?"

"The whole family..."

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, then patted Xiao Huo's little head gently: "What are you talking about? I haven't even written my horoscope yet..."

"How could it be possible? Twelve years of long-distance love!"

Xiao Huo was shocked: "The only difference between mom and dad is um... that, right?"

Hongli: "???????"

"Cough... cough cough..."

Hongli barely held on to the spear to keep herself from falling. She stammered with a panic expression on her face: "You, you, you, you, Xiaohuo, what are you talking about!

Me, I don’t quite hear or understand, hahaha, yes, I don’t quite understand this, haha! "

"Ah, mom, you..."

"you shut up!"

Hongli quickly said: "Stop, stop, don't say any more, please!

Children's words are unscrupulous, children's words are unscrupulous, yes, children's nonsense cannot be taken seriously! "

Seeing that the crowd around her was gradually closing in, Hongli grabbed a gun and rubbed oil on the soles of He's feet to flee the scene!

"Huh...huh..."

Hong Li turned into the store and walked to the customer rest area. She wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and said, "For now, it's safe for now..."

"Mother?"

Xiao Huo asked a question: "Why do we have to run?"

"How dare you say that!"

Hong Li stabbed Xiao Huo fiercely with her finger. Considering that she was in someone else's shop, she lowered most of her volume and said in a lower voice: "Let me ask you, where did you learn all those bad knowledge? Xiao Huo, you are You’re less than one year old, do you know that your head is dirty? Did Xingyun and the others teach you to be bad?”

"ah?"

Xiao Huo subconsciously took two small steps back: "Mom, you mean that..."

"Shut up, don't say anything!"