How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Xingyun frowned and asked: "Isn't it too exaggerated? Doesn't he have any weaknesses?"

"Ah, of course he has weaknesses, and there are many."

Hongli waved her hand: "But none of them apply to the current situation, unless..."

"Unless?"

"Use wine!"

Hongli's eyes lit up: "That stupid dog can't drink, he will get drunk after two sips. I heard that the restaurant in Wuxing City sells the kind of wine that can make high-level monks drunk. The only disadvantage is that it is relatively expensive, but it's harmless!

Just wait until he is drunk, hehehe..."

"Great!"*2

"But there is another problem here."

Hongli suddenly paused and muttered in a low voice: "Unfortunately, I, a waste, can't drink either. I guess I will die after one sip!"

"Ha, leave this to me!"

Xingyun suddenly laughed and patted his chest: "I am a master who is known as a master who can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. Even my dad can't drink more than me!"

"Hiss! The master is by my side!"

Chapter 113 Eat with confidence, no knife, damn it, trust me!

When Heiyang was in the capital, he had rented an alchemy room and used the alchemy furnace provided by others to make medicine.

Then it was impossible for Hongli to find a place to make medicine.

She didn't even need to go down the mountain. Just a few steps outside the door, she would find the alchemy hall managed by Elder Dan, who looked like a couple with Elder Yao. There were many alchemy rooms specially provided for disciples.

Except for the need to prepare the medicinal materials and the spiritual stones for burning the alchemy furnace, the facilities in the alchemy room were free to use.

Moreover, the alchemy furnace inside was full of precious light, and it was a high-end product at first glance. The inferior alchemy furnace that Heiyang used at the beginning was not qualified to compete with others.

What is a great sect?

Of course, the alchemy room is free, but the sect is absolutely not allowed to prevent some disciples from maliciously occupying the alchemy room without making medicine, such as closing the door and sleeping inside.

However, alchemy in the alchemy room requires precise operation, and it is not convenient to go in and check the room directly to see if anyone is slacking off inside, so they can only find another way.

For example, in the small room of the Dan Elder, it can be shown which room's Dan furnace is in use and which room's Dan furnace is not even lit, so it is easy to find out who is just filling in the gap.

But if you really have money but nowhere to burn it, and want to find a warm and quiet little house to sleep, and you have to use spirit stones to activate the Dan furnace while sleeping there, then the sect can't do anything.

This is a special case, special cases are handled specially, after all, fools generally don't have so many spirit stones!

Of course, if you cause equipment damage in the Dan room, such as blowing up the Dan furnace, or blowing up the Dan room, you need to compensate the sect for the loss.

Considering your own disciples, you can be more humane and allow compensation in installments.

By the way, there is also such a legend in the sect: when the Dan Elder was not an elder, but just a famous disciple, he once caused an accident in the Dan room.

It is said that the accident not only blew up the alchemy room and the alchemy furnace, but also blew up him and the then alchemy elder and injured him severely.

As a result, he was discharged earlier than the previous alchemy elder, and after receiving the punishment from the sect, he took over the position of the alchemy elder without knowing why.

Oh, it was at that time that he met the medicine elder who was still working in the medical hall, and then the two of them flirted with each other, and in the end the only one who was injured was the then alchemy elder...

However, when the aunt told Hongli this "gossip" with a gossipy face, Hongli did not believe it.

You are a disciple, and you were blown up next to the alchemy furnace. The cultivation level of the other alchemy elder is higher than yours, and he is farther away than you. Why is he slower than you?

Humph, don't spread rumors, don't believe rumors, it must be false!

…

“Click”

The door of the alchemy room was pushed open, and Xiaohuo and Xingyun greeted it with expectation: “Is it ready?”

“Hehe, a trivial skill, not worth mentioning!”

Hongli smiled triumphantly and took out the transparent bottle in her hand: “One furnace, twelve pills, this wave is stable!”

“Stable!”

Xiaohuo and Xingyun cheered, and suddenly thought of something: “Well, so when will he come?”

“Uh, today is the 28th, his birthday is the 30th, and mine is August 2nd.”

Hongli frowned and thought, a little uncertain: “Just, these two days?”

“Huh? Sister Hongli doesn’t know?”

“That, it’s hard to say.”

Hongli clicked her tongue and touched her chin: “With that guy’s style, it’s very likely that he wants to deliberately blur the time, for example, he will arrive on the 29th, but he actually arrived on the 28th.

Then he will launch a surprise attack on me, trying to scare me half to death or something…”

[Hongli: Trash, why hasn’t he arrived yet, look at what date it is! ]

[Heiyang: ? ? ? ]

[Heiyang: No, did someone forget that he still owes me an apology, so he jumped like that? ]

[Hongli: !!! ]

[Hongli: Woohoo, I'm so sorry, I got carried away, please forgive me, Lord Heiyang, woohoo...]

[Heiyang: That's more like it, so are you ready? ]

[Hongli: Ha, what do I need to prepare? ]

[Heiyang: For example, after not seeing me for half a year, to welcome me, they set up some terrifying traps. ]

[Hongli: Wow, am I as bad as you say? ]

[Heiyang: What do you think? ]

[Hongli: ...]

[Hongli: Oh, that doesn’t matter. Just give me an exact time when you are coming so I can pick you up then, hehe. 】

[Hei Yang: Will you still pick me up? Are you so kind? 】

[Hongli: Didn’t I worry you before, so...]

[Heiyang: 彳庍! 】

[Hei Yang: But the mountain road here has eighteen bends. Who knows if there will suddenly be a bunch of mountains after passing a road. I don’t have an exact time. 】

[Hei Yang: I probably won’t be able to make it in time for my birthday this year, but you can rest assured that I will definitely be there before your birthday. 】

[Hongli:? ? ? ! ? ! 】

[Hongli: Your birthday can’t come? ! 】

[Heiyang: Uh-huh, what's wrong? 】

[Hongli: I prepared a birthday gift for you! If you don't get it, won't it be wasted? ! 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, then I can only make up for it later... I'll try to arrive as early as possible, and I'll tell you when I get there. Is that okay with the head office? 】

[Hongli: Uh-huh. 】

[Hei Yang: Oh, don’t be unhappy, I don’t want to do that either. 】

[Hongli: I know, I’m not unhappy. 】

[Hei Yang:...]

[Hongli: Okay, hang up. Remember to let me know when you arrive. 】

[Hei Yang: Well, okay! 】

"..."

"Hongli...sister?"

Xingyun looked at Hongli beside him. For some reason, the other person's expression suddenly turned ugly.

Hong Li exuded a murderous aura that Xing Yun had never seen before. The aura was so overwhelming that the latter was even breathless. Even Xiao Huo sneaked into Xing Yun's arms from Hong Li's arms.

"are you OK?"

Xingyun said cautiously: "Yes, is there anything you are unhappy about?"

"Ah, no."

Hongli shook her head expressionlessly and closed her eyes: "Let's set the time on August 2nd. He should arrive on that day."

"Eh? Does it happen to be Senior Sister's birthday? It's so romantic!"

"Ah, yes."

Hongli turned her head away and opened her eyes where Xingyun and Xiaohuo couldn't see her. Her eyes were filled with anxiety and worry.

He didn’t just arrive on my birthday, but my birthday was the deadline he gave himself!

[Hongli: Grass! You should tell the truth quickly, what happened, don’t try to lie to me, I can see at a glance that you are hiding it, no matter how far away you are! 】

[Hei Yang:...]

[Hei Yang: Nothing happened. 】

[Hei Yang: It’s not a big problem! 】

[Hongli: It’s not a big problem for me to go to you. Just tell me where you are right now and I’ll go find you right away!

If it doesn't work, I'll go find the elders of the sect for help. If you ask for help, they will definitely follow me to help you! 】

[Hei Yang: No, you, you wait in the sect. If you come here, don’t come here yet. 】

[Hongli:? ? ? 】

[Hongli: No, Hei Yang, when did you start learning this trick? If there is anything you can’t tell me, we almost died a lot of times together, right? 】

[Hei Yang: Well, no, I don’t treat you as a burden or anything. The point is, I’m lost now and I don’t know where I am? 】

[Hongli:? ? ? 】

[Hongli: You might as well speak more clearly! 】

[Heiyang: Oh, in short, listen to me and wait for me there. If you run around, I might not be able to find you when I get there. 】

[Hei Yang: Don’t worry, when have I ever let you down? 】

[Hongli: What the hell are you...]

………

The royal capital, the new home of the Black family.

"Phew, great revenge will be avenged."

Huang Feng looked at the four clan leaders in front of him and sighed: "It's time for my juniors to rest in peace underground."

"Thanks to Xiaoyang's help."

Grandpa Hei Yang said with a smile: "If it weren't for him, we would have had to spend another year and a half before we could take action. Even if we did, we wouldn't have the crushing momentum we have now."

"It's just a pity."

Grandpa Hei Yang sighed: "Xiao Yang was in a hurry to leave and failed to take good care of him. This elder is really ashamed."

"Well, there's nothing we can do..."

The head of the Hong family smiled and comforted: "As long as you do it with your heart, that's enough."

"makes sense……"

The second grandfather nodded, turned to look at the head of the Bai family who bowed his head and said nothing, and asked curiously: "Old Bai has been silent since just now, and has been staring at those pieces of paper. Is there any special situation?"

"Well……"

The head of the Bai family raised his head and said solemnly: "The family's spies reported back that the ruins that were restricted back then suddenly disappeared for some unknown reason!"

"What?!"

Everyone looked surprised.