The old man was very happy.

It is normal for Qiqi to react to the word "coconut goat". After all, this little zombie always forgets things, and even when doing soft gymnastics, he can't count numbers after seven, so he has the beautiful name Qiqi.

However, sometimes there are some very profound things that will be engraved in Qiqi's DN, ahem, in the soul, so that Qiqi can think of them very naturally.

For example, a certain Master Hu who always plots against his will and wants to burn and bury her.

And the coconut milk that she never forgets.

Qiqi, who has some common sense, knows that goat milk is produced by sheep and cow milk is produced by cows. Then coconut milk, a superb product, is naturally produced by the semi-immortal beast "coconut goat".

Well, it makes sense, nothing wrong with it.

The only person who has some problems is Miss Ganyu, the seven-star secretary of the General Affairs Department, who wants to protest against this statement.

Behind the counter of Bubulu, Qiqi slowly told Zhongli, Traveler and Paimon the mystery of the coconut sheep in her unique slow tone.

"Well, [Coconut Sheep] is a legendary half-immortal beast."

[Xianyun: Strange, why haven't I heard of this half-immortal beast? ]

[Xiao: ··· (Thinking), I remove evil spirits every day and travel all over Liyue, but I have never heard of it. ]

[Yanfei: Speaking of the more famous half-immortal beasts in Liyue···it should be me and Ganyu, right? ]

[Ganyu: Well, I don't know why, I have a bad feeling. ]

[Gui Zhong: There seem to be many wild goats in Chenyu Valley... but I've never heard of coconut goats. Carp, white snakes and 猊兽 are the specialties of that place. ]

Fu Jin said that he is not a special product.

But after thinking about it, both invasive species and rare species have to be put into Xiao Dasheng's infinite merit manufacturing machine...

Well, Fu Jin said that special products seem to be good.

And Fu Jin's interest was also piqued. If this coconut goat is a semi-immortal beast, there are so many goats in his place, could this coconut goat...

[A Ping: It can't be the hybrid offspring of the 猊兽, right? ]

Yes, that's right, Fu Jin's first thought was the same.

But immediately because of guilt towards her bestie, she silently put this idea out.

Several immortals, semi-immortals and demons were discussing seriously, but Qiqi silenced them with the next sentence.

The video obviously skipped a plot. It is not known whether the Emperor and his team returned empty-handed after hunting the coconut sheep. Anyway, Qiqi once again explained to everyone the ultimate purpose of her commission to hunt the [Coconut Sheep].

"Ah, yes, that's it, the delicious milk... called [Coconut Milk]."

After hearing Qiqi say that the real purpose of finding the coconut sheep was coconut milk, the travelers who had been busy and even fought for a while felt tired.

Especially Tartaglia, who didn't know how to read the atmosphere, jumped out and said while laughing:

"Coconut sheep... Coconut sheep! It's so funny, you were fooled by this thing!"

Looking at the man with a strange smile on the screen, that inexplicably irritating and sarcastic smile, the real Ying gritted his teeth.

[Ying: Tsk, Master, don't laugh too early, guess if you appear in this famous scene? ]

[Master: Hahahahaha, that must be my handsome appearance! ]

[Lady: Hehe, I have already guessed someone's clown-like performance in the end. ]

[Rooster: Hey, Ajax, you are bumping into it yourself. ]

[Puppet: Humph. ]

[Young Master: No, wait, you suddenly said these things...I don't know something? What else are you hiding from me? ]

[Country Beng: Hehe, a certain martial arts madman has been kept in the dark. ]

[Country Beng: Sure enough, the role of the clown is the most suitable for you to perform. ]

[Clown: ······]

A certain executive who was thrown out to take the blame throughout the whole process, and only realized at the end that he was just an executive who attracted attention on the surface, because the screen came, the plan to seize the Heart of God has undergone a major change, and he still doesn't know his original fate.

But I guess he will know it in the future.

After all, whether it is Liyue or Fontaine, this guy can't escape the fate of being persecuted.

Mr. Tartaglia, who has been getting stronger and getting beaten, is still optimistic and tenacious today.

Another scene changes, and another famous scene continues to play.

Right at the top of the screen, this time it says [Universally Rational Brother].

Everyone basically guessed this at once

Here we are, talking about the Emperor's affairs. After all, Zhongli's catchphrase is "from the perspective of universal rationality".

As expected, it was Zhongli who appeared in the picture.

Zhongli in the Bubu House, with his right hand on his chin, frowned, as if he was in trouble, or as if he was in deep thought.

"Well... three million... it doesn't sound like a big deal at first, but from the perspective of universal rationality, it is indeed a bit difficult."

After Zhongli said this, Paimeng on the side spread his hands: "So many Mora! We can't possibly pay it off! - Not to mention Mr. Zhongli, right?"

Zhongli turned his head without hesitation and looked at Paimeng seriously, as if he agreed with this conclusion.

"Indeed."

[Zhongli: Indeed. ]

[Guizhong: Pfft, hahahahahahahaha, Mora, Mora, you have become very humorous after so many years. ]

[Wendy: Uh... I think the old man really can't take it out. ]

[Dolly:... Now, I suddenly feel that my daily offerings to Lord Morax are a bit...]

[Ying: What does it have to do with the fact that you offer your worship to the God of Wealth to bless you with wealth and that the God of Wealth himself does not have Morax? ]

[Dolly: (Let me think about it) Indeed, I am obsessed. ]

[Keqing: Lord Emperor can certainly take out 3 million Morax, but Lord Emperor abides by the contract and will naturally not directly produce Morax outside the plan to circulate into the market. ]

[Zhongli: Indeed, the production of each Morax is planned. The extra Morax produced outside the plan will cause serious consequences. ]

[Amber: So, I see. I thought that Lord Geo of Liyue would be the richest being in the world. ]

[Vendy: Haha, after all, the three of us, no, it should be the seven of us, cannot make up a Morax. ]

[Ying: I just don't bring Mora. If I want to use it...]

[Kujo Saro: We three magistrates will immediately mobilize Mora enough for the general. ]

[Nashida: Well, although I don't have Mora, I can also use the special grant from the Ordinance Court to own Mora. ]

[Barnabas: Do you think I will not have Mora when I want to use it? ]

[Alice: In short, a certain free wind god, other gods can use public funds, but you are too free, and you can only sing to pay off debts on weekdays. ]

[Wendy: How can... this be...]

[Barbara: Your Excellency Wendy, the church also has transfer funds, as long as you come... No, I will send it to you now. ]

[Ying: Barbara, Wendy is obviously pretending to be weird, you really got fooled by him. ]

[Wendy: Hehe, today's wine money is in hand. ]

[Barbara: It's okay, I will carry Mora in a sack. ]

[Wendy: ······Let me ask, will this sack still be useful later? ]

[Barbara: Of course it is useful~. ]

The scene changes again, and the location is obviously still in Bubu Lu. At this time, everyone also realizes that the several famous scenes before and after should be a series of events in the plot.

It's really outrageous. I don't know what happened. Why do so many famous scenes happen in such a plot.

This time, the famous scene continues under the words [Universal Rationality Brother].

However, in the picture, a green-haired man with a white snake wrapped around his neck appears.

I saw that Paimon was very interested in this green-haired man, no, it should be said that Bai Shu's popularity in Liyue is still good. As soon as he appeared, everyone recognized who this man was.

On the contrary, the white snake Changsheng on his neck only made some immortals sigh secretly, and also made two of the three specialties of Chenyu Valley, carp and lion beast, open their eyes wide.

Oh, carp's eyes are round, but now they are bulging.

Paimon put his hands on his waist and said to Baishu very impolitely: "What's the difference between three million and two million nine hundred and ninety thousand?!"

Zhongli on the side sighed, and once again changed into the same contemplative posture, and said very seriously:

"Well... two million nine hundred and ninety thousand... It doesn't sound like anything at first glance, but in general theory, it is indeed ten thousand less than three million."

Hearing this, a howling groundhog fully expressed the psychological reaction of most of the audience who saw this scene.

[Ying: Is this the legendary, listening to your words is better than a speech? ]

[Keqing: Actually, well, what the emperor said is not wrong. ]

[Ganyu: It is indeed ten thousand less Mora. 】

【Xiao: Lord Emperor, there must be some deep meaning behind what you said. 】

【Guizhong: Hahahahahaha, no, no, I can't do it anymore. Seeing you trying to find excuses for him,

The humor level has reached a new level. ]

[Zhongli: Yes, indeed. ]

[Fujin: Uh, I, I am not mistaken, the one wrapped around the neck of the green-haired man is Yaojun? ]

[Changsheng:? ? ? ]

Obviously, Changsheng has forgotten everything in the past.

[Baishu: Yes, three million... two million nine hundred and ninety thousand, what did the Emperor come to Bulu to buy? ]

[Zhongli: Judging from the video, the Traveler and I should be preparing for Morax's funeral, that is, the items to be used in the immortal ceremony... Yes, it should be the Eternal Life Incense. ]

[Baishu: Eh? Eternal Life Incense? But I remember the price of this incense... Uh, I know, maybe I mistakenly thought that the three of you were pawns of the Fatui, so I made things difficult for you. ]

[Gongzi:... No, wait, what does this mean? Listen to what you said... I have to enjoy the second standard price when I buy things in Liyue Harbor? 】

[Young Master: I was wondering, why do I feel that the prices in Liyue Harbor are a bit ridiculous? ! ]

[Guizhong: No, I am more concerned about Zhongli's funeral for Morax. It's so fun... ahem, I mean, can anyone tell me what's going on? ]

[Aping: Ahem, I'll tell you in private. ]

The video on the screen changed again, this time the picture turned into a meadow with [Mute Girl Singing] written on it.

The video, which is obviously a real-game screen, shows Zhongli's line: "However, if you want to pick this kind of flower, you still need your help."

The traveler's response options are-

[Do you need me to work? ]

[Do you need me... to sing? ]

[Ganyu: Pick flowers... sing, um, it should be Liuli Lily. ]

[Gui Zhong: That's right, you have to sing before picking glazed lilies, this is common sense. ]

[A Ping: Haha, otherwise, these flowers will not bloom. Flowers also have emotions, especially glazed lilies, which are the best among them. ]

[Gui Zhong: Oh, I remember the scene of glazed lilies blooming all over Guiliyuan. Yeah, I've decided that after resurrection, I will plant glazed lilies all over Guiliyuan first. ]

[Chongyun: Huh? Is that so? ]

[Yan Fei:... Uh, this kind of common sense, even a new generation of fairy beast like me doesn't know it. ]

[Yun Jin: I learned a new knowledge again. I will pay attention to this aspect when writing related dramas in the future. ]

[Keqing: I learned it. ]

Indeed, I learned it.

Most of the people in Liyue nodded subconsciously.

How could they know about this ancient custom? But since the immortals said so, they would sing it when picking glass lilies in the future.

I just don't know what the flower will look like after hearing the tuneless song.

Watching the video, the player chose the second option, and Zhongli responded seriously:

"Yes, your singing will definitely enhance the fragrance of the flower to the extreme."

After Zhongli said this, the traveler smiled, clenched his two little fists, and began his wonderful singing.

"Da, da da da~ da, da da da~ da, da~, da!"

It's not over after singing once.

Then the words [Brother and sister cross-dimensional chorus] were written on the screen.

The split-screen chorus of Kong and Ying was brought to the screen again, and the tune was sung again.

[Barbara: Huh? Huh? This, this song sounds so familiar. ]

[Alice: Hum, this is my most outstanding achievement in Mondstadt, the song sung by the only idol, Barbara! ]

[Alice: Oh, it's a pity that the idol group development plan has basically failed miserably in other countries. Why don't you understand the beauty of idols? ]

[Ying: Oh, maybe I heard Barbara sing this song when I was in Mondstadt, so I sang it like this here? ]

[Ying: But the mute girl singing... Do I still have the label of mute in the impression of the outside players? ]

[Sora: It should be in the game, we rarely have voice chats, right? ]

[Alice: If the protagonist talks a lot, how can the players get involved? ]

[Paimon: Huh? Then, in that case, how do travelers express themselves in the game? ]

[Ying: (speechless sidelong glance)]

[Paimon: Uh, why are you looking at me like that (touching the back of his head)? ]

[Xiangling: Ying sings very well. ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: That's right. ]

[Nilu: I hope we can perform together when the traveler comes to Zubair Theater next time. ]

[Funina: Well, my crew can also consider adding a non-staff member. ]

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