How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Xia Rong returned to his residence in S City after the ribbon-cutting activity of the endorsement brand's new store.

This is a modern villa community located on the outskirts of S City. Each detached house has its own small garden. Because there are not many residents and they are far away, at night, this area looks extra quiet.

Xia Rong walked up to the steps, only to find a cat lying beside his marble railing. This cat's hair is dense and shiny, with silver in gray, and the back looks like a healthy and beautiful cat.

Xia Rongke restrained his urge to go up first, took out his mobile phone and looked at the time. It is now more than nine in the evening, and four hours have passed since Su Chi and he spoke to him and told him to be a cat again. Xia Rong poked the cat's back a bit guiltily: "Wake up, come in."

The cat version of Su Chi shook his ears, straightened up quickly, and he didn't seem to be asleep? I just do n’t know why. Before Xia Rong didn't poke him, he just stayed there.

Xia Rong opened the door with the key, because he used to live in City B. His dad bought it for him. He didn't come here often, and he fumbled in the dark to find the light switch. When he fumbled, Su Chi also jumped into the cabinet to help him find him. A pair of big eyes sparkled in the dark, reminding Xia Rong of the "eyes staring like copper bells" sung in the cartoon. He couldn't help laughing and reached out. Scratching his chin.

Just when Su Chi raised his face and squinted at Xia Rong, Xia Rong's cell phone rang. Just at this time, the house was also brightly lit, and Su Chi's face enjoyed the moment when he had nothing to do. He hurriedly turned Xia Rong's phone, turned his face, jumped out of the cabinet, and pretended that nothing had happened.

Shuyi called, because Shuyi was not only an artist Xia Rong, it was impossible to follow him 24 hours a day, and left after finishing the cover shoot. She called at this time to remind Xia Rong and don't forget the live broadcast of Weibo at 10 o'clock.

Xia Rong actually didn't want to broadcast live: "It's over ten o'clock, is anyone still watching?"

Shu Yi said: "Rest assured, it's your word, people will watch it at two in the middle of the night."

The manager must have made Xia Rong warp his tail, but his beauty only lasted for a moment, and then he sighed and sighed: "How to do the live broadcast? There is no script and no host, all have to find the topic by themselves, and I will be one of the whole process People are talking to themselves, and they feel like they are neurotic. "

Xia Rong thinks his "embarrassing cancer" is not serious, but the live broadcast alone should be regarded as a nirvana that can successfully trigger his "embarrassing cancer" every time. This is also different from acting. Acting has a script and a character. He can rely on his own calculations to build an entire world. He is immersed in it, so he won't feel uncomfortable.

But holding the mobile phone, facing the camera, embarrassed and chatted with the audience in the void. For Xia Rong, it can be said that it is awkward.

Shuyi apparently understood his attribute and comforted him: "You should talk to the barrage, they can talk about whatever they ask, just don't let yourself go too far, and go bald at everything."

"Okay ..." Xia Rong sighed, "I still feel awkward talking to the air ..."

He said so, looking down and shifting to the cat version of Su Chi who had just jumped on his knee.

Xia Rong brightened his eyes: ...! Saved!

Su Chi: ...?

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Xia Rong's live broadcast on Weibo was announced one day in advance by the studio's Weibo. Therefore, at less than 10 o'clock that night, countless "pompoms" were early on the Weibo live broadcast page, waiting for their idols to appear.

When the picture was dark and bright, showing a real pompom in the picture, most fans were aggressive.

Fortunately, within two seconds, there was one more hand on the pompom, and the fingertips slid through the hair on the pom-pom, and finally closed the palms together, gently pursing the top of the pompom.

Soon-eyed fans discovered the truth:

[Ah ah ah this is the boss's hand! 】

[The fluffy hands are so beautiful! White, thin, long and straight! 】

[Lick lick lick through the screen! 】

【Is it cat……? Fluffy cat? 】

...

When the camera of the mobile phone was zoomed out, the overall "image" of the hair ball in the center of the screen gradually became clear. It also actively turned its head to look at the screen, and some devoted fans immediately thought of it:

[This is a fluffy house cat! It's called "Break"! 】

【Oh yes! Fluffy let it slap on the keyboard hahaha]

[It ’s so cute, it ’s just as cute as Fluffy ~]

...

After Xia Rong finished playing "surprise", he also smiled and showed his face from the screen: "Good evening everyone."

The charming young girls screamed in the barrage cooperatively:

[Wow ah ah so handsome! 】

[So handsome, I ca n’t breathe, I want to sleep with QAQ]

[The skin looks super nice so close, milk skin, I fainted]

...

Xia Rong held his mobile phone to look at the barrage, but focused on clarifying his view on the "broken" of his house: "No, it is not a photo to break the broken one. It is really smart. If you do n’t believe me, I will show it to you. ! "

The barrage said:

[Don't you focus on the right thing ...]

[Have a good job with you ~ Pobo is the smartest cat in the world! 】

[Yes, yes, Pobo is really smart, and she reveals a sense of wisdom from her eyes ~]

...

Seeing that fans clearly did not believe it, they all used the tone of coaxing beans to support the party. Xia Rong stood up and moved his laptop over, and then used the phone holder to stand the phone, adjust the angle, and then opened the notebook Put the cover in front of Su Chi, who is lying on the sofa: "Break, come on, show them!"

Cat version of Suchi: ... caring eyes for the mentally handicapped.

Su Chi also knows that Xia Rong didn't really want him to perform a cat press on the keyboard, but to do things and find topics for live broadcast, but he clearly could do it, so that fans who did not believe him just stunned and even shaken the world view. But now I have to pretend to be stupid and pretend that I can't do it ... Well, how can I break the inexplicable feeling!

However, Xia Rong's requirements still have to cooperate. Su Chi raised a paw and patted it on the laptop keyboard lazily. Because he did not deliberately condense the claw pad, it was a large piece when he pressed it, so the screen on the laptop was Various random garbled characters.

But this alone is enough to surprise the audience in front of the screen-because this cat can understand Xia Rong's instructions, and the paw pads are accurately and truly photographed on the laptop, this level is already Exceed their knowledge of ordinary cat IQ.

Xia Rong looked at the live broadcast page of the mobile phone, and the wind of the barrage really turned:

[Ahhhh really so smart! Good spirit! Say let's press the keyboard to really press the keyboard! 】

[The fluffy cat has a fluffy spirit ~ hahaha]

[What kind of cat is this? I really want to raise one! 】

...

Xia Rong saw the audience's questioning, and after getting along with Xiao Zheer, he can now speak the cat version of Suchi smoothly: "Breaking is silver gradual and short, is it good-looking?"

After the "performance", the cat presses the keyboard, Xia Rong closes the laptop, and then picks up the cat version of Su Chi, puts it on his own leg, and holds it in his arms: "Look, isn't it super cute?"

Most of the fans said, "Ahhh, so cute", "I really want to grab one", "I ’m so good, so I do n’t struggle," but because of Xia Rong ’s posture, some different voices also appeared:

[You hold it like this, it will be uncomfortable. 】

[As a senior shovel officer, emmmmm ... it is not comfortable to hold a cat like this. 】

[I often hold it like this? No wonder it doesn't struggle. 】

Although some fans quickly rejected the question, "Is it just a hug? Is that so on the line?" "Rong Rong just showed us, KY is not welcome here." "Broken without struggling or calling, as for? "Then those different voices quickly said:

[It's because cats can't talk or express, so some humans do whatever they want. 】

Xia Rong knows that it is not only fans who can watch his live broadcast, but also passers-by and even black fans. Some stars are even mocked and abused by black fans face-to-face during the live broadcast. This is not uncommon. At this moment, people will grab the handle, also because he did not know how to raise a cat before, and now the one in his arms is not a real cat, so he will unconsciously ignore a lot of things.

He was about to let go of his hand and planned to put down Su Chi, the cat version, but Su Chi moved first--

His two small arms were stretched out, and he draped on Xia Rong's arm like a decent shape, his eyes narrowed and leaned back. He was sitting in a big position all the way, which is the kind he enjoyed most.

The barrage that was still stormy was instantly swiped by "Hahahaha":

[Ha ha ha ha ha really refined! 】

[Grass holding is so cute! I want to lie to me again! 】

[Ha ha ha ha like a gangster, really want to give it p sunglasses and smoke up. 】

[Hahaha, so what are the front bars in KY? Obviously, each individual is different, and it is very enjoyable to break it. Hhh]

...

Xia Rong was a little touched and wanted to laugh. Finally, he raised his hand and squeezed his claws. Su Chi also lifted the meat pad in cooperation with him and "givemefive" with him.

This action made the audience discover another thing:

【what? How is the broken claw black? 】

[Broken little black claw hahaha, what is this for ~]

Xia Rong guessed that Su Chi ran over alone, and he inevitably soiled his paws on the road. Somehow he felt a little distressed. He squeezed it and joked, "It's to make money to support the family."

[Ah, hahaha, did you go to dig coal? 】

[Little miner is broken ~]

[Forget him, I dig coal to support you ~]

...

The live broadcast lasted for more than an hour, ending with the joy and jokes of the barrage. When Xia Rong pressed the "End Live Broadcast" button, he even took a breath-his embarrassing live broadcast alone seemed to be cured invisibly!

However, this is probably not his solo live broadcast. Fans should never know that this is his two-person live broadcast with Su Chi.

When packing the phone holder, Xia Rong remembered another thing: "Broken ... Oh no, Su Chi, what voice did you use for me? You shouldn't have a computer around you then? You can use your mobile phone now Yet?"

Cat version Su Chi nodded calmly, then raised a paw towards him:

It is like a flesh pad that has just been dug out of coal. It is flexibly separated into small four petals, like a small flower.

——Yes, new skills have been acquired!