How Could This Cat Tease Me?

"You mean public?"

Xia Rong clenched his slightly hot phone and asked impatiently.

Guan Lingqing at the other end of the wave was obviously a little impatient, repeating:

"I mean separate."

Xia Rong and Guan Lingqing have been in love for three months. As a popular naughty flower in the entertainment industry, handsome men and women are pretty, and their positions are comparable. Even Xia Rong feels like a golden boy and a girl. Who knows, it's just three months since Guan Lingqing broke up on the phone.

"Why? What's wrong with me?" Xia Rong asked unwillingly.

"Xia Rong, you are handsome and rich, but you are not motivated at all. Are you going to play the life of Gao Fushu in those idols? I am different from you, I have a pursuit, I want to make a movie You are too naive to make a drama. I don't think I have a common language with you. "

"The script people didn't come to me. What can I do? Now I have started to perform variety shows. I am now in the hotel arranged by the show side. Is it handsome and rich enough? I ..."

Toot ... toot ...

It seems that Guan Lingqing is too lazy to talk to him and just hang up.

"Is it my fault to look handsome and have money?"

Xia Rong muttered angrily, and threw the phone to the other side of the sofa. He and Guan Lingqing were in love because of the drama. He played a passionate and handsome man. Guan Lingqing acted as a strong, kind and full of civilian girl. When filming, Guan Lingqing's eyes flickered like a deer. A little deer smashed into his heart and made him fall in love at the speed of light.

Only three months have passed, and the simple girl like Xia Lu in Xia Rong's memory has disappeared without a trace, replaced by the indifferent and supreme Guan Lingqing on the phone.

Xia Rong is so sad.

He buried his face sadly in the pillow, missing the sweet time of the past three months. After a while, he took off the pillow, got up to reach the sofa, took the cell phone that he had just abandoned, and opened the App to order a takeaway.

I'm so sad, but he's so hungry now that he's still sad when he's full.

The "Ding Dong" merchant immediately took the order and told him that the delivery time would be half an hour later. Xia Rong had nothing to do in this half an hour, so he twiddled Weibo while lying on the sofa. But as soon as his sights reached the first of the hot topics, he couldn't help swearing: "I rub ?! What the hell!"

Hot topic first: Su Chi was nominated for Best Actor in a Golden Cat.

To say that Xia Rong's low-hearted and mournful lover is the one who doesn't want to see the most good news about Su Chi.

It is still one of the best young talents in China to be nominated for an acting award!

The grievances between Xia Rong and Su Chi were probably destined from their names. One is fire and the other is water. Xia Rong made his debut in the draft. Although his family was rich and powerful, he didn't let his dad intervene a bit and won the championship by his own efforts. However, on the night of his finals, Su Chi's debut idol drama finale, the audience went to watch the male and female heroes throw dog food, the "" xxxx "finale" gave him away Squeeze down in the first position.

After Xia Rong won the draft championship, although the popularity has risen, the singing scene is getting better every day, so he has to transform to shoot idol dramas. As a result, his idol drama and Suchi's costumed fairy-tale drama hit the same stage. The idol drama was an old routine, but the costumed drama had a large IP background, and the director was reliable and well-dressed. Atmospherically, Xia Rong was over-pressed easily in the ratings.

These are not much. The most annoying thing is that at a New Year's Eve party, Xia Rong and Su Chi were in the background. He saw a small hole in the waist of Su Chi's clothes and thought it was broken and Su Chi didn't find it. . Xia Rong was nothing but enthusiastic. At that time, he pulled out the plaster that he had recently applied for back pain from the bag, and screamed, "Don't thank me!"

Su Chi was stunned by him, looked back at the eye plaster and looked at him, and said, "Just be happy."

Xia Rongji answered strongly: "No! I must make you happy too!"

Su Chi's inexplicable expression at that time he still remembers. Later Xia Rong learned that it was the stage effect of Su Chi, a hole specially opened for carrying a large wing prop.

Now think about it, that look may be called "caring for the mentally handicapped".

In short, after that, as long as he and Su Chi appeared on the same occasion, even if the other party did not perform, he always had a feeling of scorn of IQ. Over time, Xing Rong had to see Su Chi as the nemesis sent by him by Heaven and Earth, and now, this nemesis is getting better and better!

Xia Rong forwarded an "I hate" with his trumpet, and heard the door was knocked. The phone also “ding dong” again, notifying him that the takeaway has arrived.

趿 Pulling the slippers, Xia Rong opened the door, took the meal, thanked him, and closed the door in one go--

Wait.

Xia Rong still carried the takeaway in his hand, and unscrewed the door handle again. This time, instead of looking at him, he looked down directly at the ground:

Why is a cat paralyzed here?

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Su Chi felt he was dying.

When he arrived at the hotel provided by the show group, he had been working continuously for one day and one night. Fortunately, the filming was scheduled to start the next day, and he had one afternoon and one night to sleep. But when he reached the underground parking lot, he was too sleepy and fell asleep on the steering wheel for a while.

Who knows, when he opened his eyes again, he was no longer human.

He became a cat. From a limited field of view, he is probably a silver-gray gradual shorthair cat. When he woke up, he lay on his back in a pile of scattered clothes and was about to take a breath. He struggled to get up, unwittingly using his paw to pull out the phone in his jacket pocket. However, in the era of full touch screen mobile phones, after he finally lighted the screen by pressing the side button, he numb the meat pad and was unable to unlock the password lock, let alone call and send a message.

Fortunately, he remembered that his agent Han Lianghao should have been to the hotel at this time, and he might try to ask him for help.

Su Chi wasted the power of nine cattle and two tigers again, and jumped up and down for a while before he opened the door button. He popped out of the car and quickly found the direction of the elevator, sneaking in while a staff member with his cell phone down pressed to open the elevator door. He narrowed down in the corner, rounded his cat's eyes, raised his head, and waited until the number on his head became "17", the moment the elevator door opened, he scurryed out.

He remembers the 17th floor, which was rented by the entire "Lang Shanbo and Romeo" program group.

"How did you get the cat in!" The staff was frightened and came over to chase him.

Su Chi quickly rushed to his feet. Although his new cat was not very proficient on the road, his four legs were always two-legged. After two rounds of this staff member, the other party decided to give up temporarily and scolded him. The elevator went down for security.

Su Chi knew that he should hide quickly at this time, but when he woke up, he felt powerless. He ran to the 17th floor and ran for two big laps. He was completely exhausted. His running speed was getting slower and slower, and finally his front legs were soft, and he fell straight on the soft carpet.

It was an accident to be retrieved by Xia Rong.

He knew that Xia Rong was quite enthusiastic, otherwise he wouldn't even go after Xia Rong's stupid thing of "putting the plaster on his performance clothes", without leaving a mockery. It was just that he remembered that Xia Rong didn't like him very much all the time. When he saw him, he frowned and raised his face. However, Xia Rong saved him.

Even though he is now a cat, Xia Rong does not know who he is.

After Xia Rong carried him back to the room, he put him on the sofa. Su Chi let himself lie flat on his back, except that his front paws and hind legs trembled slightly with the ups and downs of his belly, and he was almost mistaken for a dead cat.

Xia Rong sat on the other side of the sofa, stepping on his coffee table with his toes, playing mobile phone, as if he had completely forgotten that there was a dying cat on the sofa.

After a while, he stood up, grabbed his jacket and put it on, grabbed his mobile phone card, walked to the porch to change shoes, and then banged, the door was closed indifferently. .

Looking at the ceiling, Su Chi thought calmly: If he could pick him up and give him a place to stay temporarily, he should be satisfied. What else would he expect?

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"Look-what am I bringing back for you!"

Xia Rong shook his bag proudly. Just after Baidu, he went to a nearby pet store to buy cat milk powder, canned cats, and small food bowls for cats. He squatted down, humming Geer, flushed the cat milk powder with water, poured a small amount of canned cat, mixed it into a paste, and greeted, "Come here for dinner!"

The cat had been spread out into a pool of cat pie on the sofa. Since he came back with a load of things, Wu Yu's big eyes have been staring at him without blinking. Xia Rong looked at his weakness and hesitated, "Can it still move? Should I feed you with a spoon?"

It shook his ears as if he could understand people, and jumped back. Although it is weak, its movements are still sharp and light. It looks smooth and soft, and the texture is clear and very beautiful. When Xia Rong snorted and drank his head for dinner, he carefully scratched his dense back with his fingers, which was soft and warm to the touch, and very clean, not like a wild cat running around.

"Who did you raise?" Xia Rong asked it squatting.

It looked back at Xia Rong, and his dark brown eyes seemed to be saying: Do you think I can speak human?

Xia Rong couldn't help laughing, and felt that he was trying to talk to a cat. He took the phone, adjusted the beauty mode, took a few photos of the cat who was buried in the food, and then called his agent: "Sister Yi, I picked up a cat at the hotel and I will send the photo to You, if you are convenient, print it out and give it to the front desk of the hotel to see if the cat is lost. "

"Pick up a cat?" Shu Yi frowned. "Who lives in a hotel with a cat? Isn't it a wild cat who ran in?"

"It can't be a wild cat!" Xia Rong was stubborn. "It's clean and beautiful. Just look at the pictures."

"I see. Don't patronize cats, and think about how you will perform tomorrow's variety show." Shu Yi bitterly said, "This time Su Chi ran into you with you instead of our team, major marketing accounts. I ’ve started to compare with you to make eyeballs. If you mess up, the whole network is making fun of you, but do n’t say I did n’t remind you. ”

"How to behave as you want! I won't say anything, I'm annoying when I think of Suchi!"

Xia Rong mumbled and hung up the phone, scratched his face with his fingers and looked at his cat's chin: "You are still cute."

Su Chi's transformed cat: ...

Only after finishing the call with the agent, my friend's phone came in again: "Xia Rong, did you break up with Guan Lingqing?"

"I rely on, Cheng Yu, Shunfeng ear is not as fast as you, right?" Xia Rong was extremely convinced of his gossip talent.

"I've been hearing about Liang Kai chasing Guan Lingqing recently. Just now they suddenly interacted publicly on Weibo. I guess you broke up as soon as I guess." Cheng Yu lazily said, "It's obvious."

"Interaction? How interactive!" Xia Rong yelled, "Do I forgive me now!"

Cheng Yu said: "There is nothing extraordinary, at best it is considered ambiguous. You should not be green yet, do not believe that you will go and see."

"Forget it, nothing looks good, they all broke up." Xia Rong was discouraged. "Those who abandoned me should not stay on yesterday's day-just feed the dogs for these three months."

"Do you really like Guan Lingqing? She is ambitious at first sight and is at least ten years older than you."

"The entertainment industry is so chaotic. It's not easy for her to be a girl. She's a little ambitious. And she is really beautiful, pure, and kind." Speaking of this, Xia Rong once again came from the sadness and grabbed the pillow. With her face buried, "I can't bear to say anything bad about her till now."

Cheng Yu didn't speak for a while, but Xia Rong felt a wet back of his hands, raised his head, and found that the cat he had picked up, jumped on the sofa with food and drink, and licked the back of his hand comfortably with his cat's tongue.

It was licked by the barbed cat's tongue, and his hands were tingling with itching. It was noticed that Xia Rong looked up, and the cat's large dark brown eyes also looked at him.

"You're so smart, you're a warm man ..." Xia Rong reached out and scratched his chin. "Before your master finds you, how about I call you" Warm "?"

The cat seemed to really understand it, and patted Xia Rong's hand with the meat pad of his claws, expressing his dissatisfaction with the name.

"Very picky? Do you think the name is broken?" Xia Rong rubbed his jaw with an amusement. "Then you're 'broken'."

"Baobo" is obviously more dissatisfied with the name, his eyes narrowed slightly, his chin slightly raised, and a cat face with a vivid expression almost comparable to that of a human being. He actually revealed a hint from Aojiao ... handsome?

"It's over, Cheng Yu!" Xia Rong sat upright, turned his back, and held his cellphone to confide to his friend, "Is it too long that I've been single, and now even seeing a cat is eye-catching!"

"..." Cheng Yu paused for only one second, "Fart!"

While Cheng Yu voiced, Xia Rong's door was also knocked: "Xia Rong, it's me."

It was a comfortable voice, and she should have come over in time.

Xia Rong said goodbye to Cheng Yu and stood up to open the door for his agent.

When I stood up, I felt that something was wrong, and the eerie male voice behind me suddenly sounded, almost at the same moment.

"... Don't open the door!"

Xia Rong was stiff, countless spiritual fragments that he had seen before came to his heart, and the spirit of the dying **** and the cursed soul was attached to the soul at this moment. He is not alone, he is really not alone now! !!

When he "clicked" and "clicked" and turned his head, he saw a naked man sitting on the sofa in his room, anxious and sincere.

Xia Rong's face was earthy: "grass the grass! Susu Susuchi! How are you in my house! Still, don't wear clothes!"

Su Chi: "I'm the cat you just picked up!"

"Ghosts believe it!"

"No other explanation!"

"... Are you a cat monster?"

"... No! This doesn't matter!" Su Chi was clearly on the verge of collapse, "Let me find a place to hide, I don't want to see your agent without clothes!"

"Oh, oh ..." Xia Rong pointed to the bedroom subconsciously, "you, you hide in the bedroom ..."

Su Chi stopped talking nonsense, and immediately rushed into the bedroom.

Looking at the agile figure and strong posture from behind, it really looks like the handsome cat he picked up. Moreover, looking at the wide shoulders, narrow hips, long legs and thin waist, the figure is really not good ... Xia He froze for a moment at Su Chi's back, and immediately "scrambled" himself when he reacted: what was he thinking!

When the door was finally opened, Shu Yi had been knocking for a long time. She crossed her arms with both hands and looked at Xia Rong suspiciously: "How long?"

Xia Rong turned his back and walked into the room: "No, nothing, I'm eating takeaway."

Shu Yi followed him into the room, glanced at the well-packed takeaway on the coffee table, and saw a few bags resting on it, squinting his eyes: "Guan Lingqing here?"

Shu Yi and Xia Rong's parents were familiar, and they were entrusted to take care of Xia Rong, who was still jerky at the time in the entertainment industry, and came along all the way. She was like Xia Rong's elders and was more worried and more in control, but Xia Rong also knew her Dedicated to herself, so nothing is hidden from her.

"No, I just broke up with her!" Xia Rong finally felt confident. "How could she come over!"

"Um." Shuyi looked slightly satisfied. "I said she wasn't suitable for you." When she got closer and looked at the contents of the bag, she suddenly remembered the phone call before Xia Rong: "You pick up What about the cat? Why didn't you see it? "

"Ah? Cat, cat ..." Xia Rong's eyes flew subconsciously toward the bedroom, "The cat has returned to the owner ..."

"I haven't sent the photo to the front desk yet, you are looking for the owner?" After taking Xia Rong for almost three years, Shuyi knew the expression of his guilty conscience, and looked at the bedroom calmly.

"Yeah, haha, I found it in a second, it was a special coincidence ..." Xia Rong's face was almost numb with a smile. Seeing Shuyi looking in the direction of the bedroom, he couldn't help getting nervous, "don't say that broken cat, Sister Yi, you must have come to me for work? Let's talk about tomorrow's schedule! "

"Itinerary?" Shu Yi sneered, "Will you be sent to the zoo tomorrow as a goodwill ambassador?"

Taking advantage of Xia Rong's moment, he stood up shyly, stepped on the heels, kicked down to the bedroom, and slammed open the door: "Still, you are here today to make an appointment ? "

Entrusted by Xia Rong's parents, she must not allow him to mess with the relationship between men and women in the entertainment industry, thinking that this time, even if he is scared and let him remember. Most of the women in the circle are not afraid of this, even if they are thin-skinned, everyone is a woman, and they will not be able to make an apology afterwards. Her abacus sounded. How could she know that when she pushed the door, everyone in the door and the door was shocked:

There was indeed someone on the bed, but it was Xia Rong's rival, born nemesis, Su Chi! Although Su Chi responded quickly to shake off the quilt to cover her body as soon as she pushed the door, the incident was in a hurry, still beyond her ability, exposing an imaginary shoulder.

The three looked at each other.

Su Chi: ...

Xia Rong: ...

Shuyi: ...

Or was the unusually tough woman strong first to say-

Shu Yi took a step back, looking at Xia Rong, his voice trembling: "You split your hands, how can you even change your sexual orientation?"

The author has something to say: The first relative of Xinwen (づ ￣3￣) づ ╭? ~! !! Don't stand wrong cp, Su Chi is attacking! It's offense! !! attack! !! !!