How Could This Cat Tease Me?

Between them laughing and joking, the results of the first round of the game there have also been calculated: Kang Yifan and Zhang Xin are 2: 3; Gao Junming and Ye Mang In the group, Ye Mang accidentally overturned, the score was actually 4: 1, and even Xia Rong had a little bit of desire to watch the program broadcast to see how Ye Mang made such a miserable situation; plus Xia Rong and Su Chi's 2: 3. With a total score of 8: 7, the "Romeo" won by one point.

At this moment, all members have left the pergola, standing on the tower against the sun, lined up in front of the crowded seats. When the director announced the results of the first round of the game, members of the "Romeo Squad" shouted victory, and Gao Junming proudly spread his arms: "Look, am I trying to turn the tide!"

Both Kang Yifan and Xia Rong applauded in cooperation: "Awesome, you are great!" In fact, Xia Rong looked at Gao Junming and was so happy that he had begun to hesitate to take this opportunity to complete his "special task". However, when he was still observing the timing, Kang Yifan had bounced up like a small cannonball, and gave Gao Junming an excited hug—however, because of the difference in body shape between the two, it looked like Gao Junming was in Xiong Baokang Yifan. .

... forget it, at this time, let them enjoy the fruits of victory!

After Gao Junming hugged Kang Yifan, he turned around and opened his hands towards Xia Rong. Xia Rong froze for a moment before he could respond to his meaning, and smiled and hugged him, Gao Jun famously said, "Rong brother, am I awesome?"

"Awesome, but didn't you say don't call me my brother?" Xia Rong smiled. "Moreover, I'm not older than you."

Although Xia Rong has relatively advanced qualifications, that is because he debuted early, and he is only 23 years old this year. Except for Kang Yifan and Zhang Xin, he is the youngest. Xia Rong has also seen Gao Junming ’s Baidu Encyclopedia. If the other party did not lie about his age, if you look closely, he is more than two months older than himself.

Gao Junming looked down at him, and said softly, "But it ’s called directly by the name, I don't feel very respectful of you. It seems that your fans call you Rong Rong? Me and I call you that, too?"

Xia Rong raised his eyebrows-although he may be slow in terms of feelings, but after so many years in the circle, his sixth sense of other aspects is much more accurate: he bets, Gao Junming is certainly not sincere To call him like this, Bacheng wants to hype by selling rots against him. As for why he judges this--

How could there be a big man willing to call another man "Flannel"! His fans would also bear it. After all, they still hugged their babies every day and looked at him as a child. Gao Junming, such an eight-footed big man, would also call it that. Do you want him drowned by goosebumps?

Xia Rong earnestly, but did not expect that Gao Junming didn't give up, he had to tell the truth: "No. It's too nasty, my fans call it that, my parents call me Xia Rong directly. Kang Yifan also Call me Xia Rong directly, you have nothing to call. "

Gao Junming looked a little down and disappointed, and said lowly, "Oh." However, his eyes were still turning and his arms were not loosened. Xia Rong estimated that he was trying every possible way to find new tricks. He was a little impatient. When he wanted to break away from him directly, someone came over and opened Gao Junming's hand. Even Xia Rong was pulled out.

Su Chi also pulled Xia Rong and quickly let go, so he didn't let Xia Rong feel anything. He smiled and said, "Don't lose sight of the defeated team so much. Everyone is waiting to eat."

In fact, it is already more than two o'clock in the afternoon, and all members have indeed been hungry. Xia Rong hurriedly said, "Yeah, I'm almost starving! Walk around, and finally win, director, say that you want to give us a rich meal?"

Gao Junming originally wanted to talk to Xia Rong, but Xia Rong ate for a while, and said that he slipped faster than anyone, and flew to the director in a blink of an eye. Gao Junming had to chase after him, it seemed Too deliberate, had to give up.

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The "prosperous meal" promised by the program team was fulfilled, but in the form of "exchange menu"-the basic dishes of the two teams are exactly the same, both four dishes and one soup, four bowls of white rice. However, the winning team in the previous round can use a previously obtained "Wulin Cheats" to exchange their favorite recipes, such as "Lobster Deluxe Package", "Super Roast Duck Package", "Spicy Honey BBQ Dinner", just watching The name makes people want to drool.

However, the director also reminded them that the "Wulin Cheats" obtained by everyone will have a corresponding special role in the final round of "Hua Shan On Sword". The winner of the first round can keep all the cheats, while the loser can keep only one of them. Once members of the winning party used one of the "Wulin Cheats" in exchange for recipes, they could no longer use this cheat in "Hua Shan Lun Jian".

But after so long working hard, the big meal cannot be abandoned anyway, so the members of "Romeo" chose the one that seemed relatively "chicken ribs". Like Kang Yifan, he used his "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" to change the "Super Roast Duck Package", and sighed after the change: "I'm sorry for the little dragon girl, but who made me actually Romeo, I love Juliet. "

Xia Rong also tangled in "Luxury Lobster" and "Barbecue Dinner" for a while. Finally, he changed the lobster set with "Evil Sword Spectrum", and Kang Yifan smiled when he saw: "Hey, how can you return" Evil Sword Spectrum " Throw it away? This is the peerless secret of Yue Buqun's dream! "

Xia Rong sneered: "You want to hurry up from the palace to practice, I have" Nine Yang Divine Power "here!"

Taking advantage of this, the director's group also announced the next round of rules: Lord of the Xia, help Cangsheng-the members of the two teams to find the designated surname of each of the family names, and strive to fulfill their wishes, in the dark Before that, the team that completed more wishes won. The winning team will greatly increase their skills in the "Huashan Onsword" the next day and gain a huge advantage ... So, in order to reach the top of the martial arts, and for the people of Li, please fight hard!

The two teams were divided into two tables. With the announcement of the rules, Xia Rong's loot "clue" was also sent to them-very simple and rude, directly the designated last name they were looking for next: Zhao.

And the "Liangshanbo Team" without a clue fell into a cloud of sorrow: looking for someone with the specified surname to complete the task, and now he doesn't even know the last name of the person he's looking for. Is it going to be tried one by one? !! Hundreds of surnames, when will it be the head?

Xia Rong, which was so beautiful at first, was a little bit frosty at the deep frown on Suchi. Just as his luxurious lobster dinner was set on the table, he quickly waved his hand to Suchi: "Come, come and eat together Well, I can't eat it alone. "

Su Chi looked up and looked at him with a slight smile. Xia Rong was also warming somehow.

However, although Su Chi came over and sat down obediently, he said, "I'm allergic to seafood and can't eat shrimp."

Xia Rong was a little disappointed and blurted out: "Aren't you m ...? How could you be allergic to seafood?"

How can cats be allergic to fish?

Although he responded in time and swallowed the "cat" word back, of course, Su Chi could understand what he meant. He smiled helplessly: "Will you usually take a bath by licking yourself?"

Xia Rong: "..."

Kang Yifan came together and smiled evilly: "I heard everything ~ what licks and licks, what dirty topics are you talking about?"

Su Chi solemnly said, "I'm asking Xia Rong whether his cat can lick his hair. Where do you want to go?"

Kang Yifan didn't believe: "Why do cats lick hair? Any stupid cat should know that he licks his hair. This is an instinctive reaction!"

Stupid Cat Xia Rong: "..."

Kang Yifan sneered again: "What are you two doing together and whispering together?" He put his hand on his neck, and his teeth were compared with a "click" gesture. "I'm not afraid that the other is a killer?" "

Killer Xia Rong: "..."

"Why are you always instigating alienation? Shouldn't you be the killer?" Su Chi, another killer, smiled, absolutely not panic, "Gao Junming, Zhang Xin, you see, is there anything wrong with him along the way? "

Being invited to dinner at the same table, and starting to stare at Kang Yifan with suspicion, the remaining three friends in Qi Qi's contemplation: "..."

Somehow infected with a suspected Kang Yifan: ...? ? ?

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This big meal was finally settled by six small partners. From a collective level, it virtually met the program's "positive energy" and "solidarity and positive" policy. From the individual small level ... Meal, let others look at it, this is also embarrassed to eat!

Moreover, the sky is invincible, after the "Liangshan Bo Squad" has finished eating, the director said that as long as they can say the order of serving four dishes and one soup at a time, they can also get a prompt for the specified surname. But this hint is not as direct as Xia Rong's, but a limited scope.

Unexpectedly, almost at the same time as the director finished speaking the rules, Ye Mang, who had been silent, suddenly spoke. He didn't even have a shell with a card, and he spoke out the order of serving in one breath, confident and fluent.

The director has not yet announced whether the answer is correct, and everyone in the audience has applauded with applause. After confirming that his answer was indeed correct, Ye Mang was directly touted as a "Daxian". He was a little embarrassed by his friends, and said the secret generously: "Actually because I like cooking and serving When I was staring, I saw if there was anything I would not do, so I could learn. "

Zhang Xin: "Are there any results?"

Ye Mang regretted spreading his hand: "No."

In the laughter of the crowd, the teams on both sides got the second round of tips, and they were ready to go. As for the time of the second round, what the crew said "before dark", according to the season at the end of May and almost June, is actually around 7pm.

And now it's 3:30 in the afternoon, so the time for members on both sides to complete their tasks is actually less than four hours.

Xia Rong originally thought that more than three hours would not be enough. As a result, it turned out that this was the longest three hours he had recently spent—finding a goal, asking for a goal, achieving his wish, and avoiding the siege of the onlookers ... The three of them broke their hearts, broke their mouths, and broke their legs.

The only comfort is that the "Liangshanbo Team" on the other side should not be better than them. Moreover, their scope is more vague, and the difficulty of completing the task will only be greater.

When it was completely dark, the six members who returned to the meeting point were almost exhausted and sweaty. They collapsed together on the carpet of the show crew, arms wrapped around their arms, and their legs were put on their legs. I did n’t bother to get up again to maintain the beauty in front of the camera.

As a result of the second round, so many "male gods" were lying on the ground listening in such a mess. Probably the director thought that the show worked well, so he didn't call them up.

Xia Rong was so tired that he could catch people dogs, climb the tree, pick balloons for children, propose marriage, lay down 999 candles on the ground ... and so on, he was so tired that he couldn't get his waist straight. Now, I feel like my bones are falling apart.

After listening to the announcement of the result, he and his buddies helped each other to get up, take a car back to the hotel, take a shower, go to bed, sleep ... a series of instinctual actions almost made him unable to tell whether he was asleep or awake, and what When did you fall asleep?

So when he woke up in the middle of the night and found that he had become a cat again, he deeply suspected that he hadn't awoke, it was just a dream.

When he twisted his head and saw through the moonlight, there was another British short silver gradual cat sleeping sweetly beside him, this skepticism ...

Well, it's more profound.