How Could This Cat Tease Me?

"Xia Rong, Su Chi, how are you doing?"

The camera was outside and knocking on the door again.

"Immediately, all right--" Xia Rong said in a loud voice, and hurriedly put on clothes, tops, trousers, gloves ... What's the difference?

Su Chi knelt in front of him, shook the cloak off and put it on him, and fastened the front straps calmly.

During the process of attaching the cloak, the fingers inevitably touched Xia Rong's jaw. Xia Rong slightly stiffened and twisted his face.

"What's wrong?" Su Chi whispered.

"It's nothing." Xia Rong answered subconsciously, and felt uneasy. After a while, he put on his boots and lowered his voice and asked, "You just ... is that inertia?"

"Huh?" Su Chi didn't seem to respond for a moment, and as he stood up, he casually responded.

"Is it inertia? I didn't stop the brakes in order to help me, right?" Xia Rong laughed twice, and felt that he laughed too much. He paused and whispered, "You don't like men?"

As soon as this was asked, he felt a little bit regretful: Su Chi might have been in a hurry just now-after all, for some people in the entertainment industry, it's not uncommon for some people in the entertainment industry to slap and fire a cannon. For example, he has heard of "Friendship Cannon", "Meeting Cannon", "Farewell Cannon", and even two men and women (boys) filming together for a while, and will play a "polite cannon" to solve each other's physiology Demand is frank.

Although he did not do this because he was too strict in tutoring himself, Su Chi has been in the circle for so many years. It is difficult to ensure that his conception is very different from his three views. People just follow the trend and he has to ask such questions and let people come out on the spot. Isn't it too much real?

Xia Rong was trying to say something to round the field, and he heard Su Chi answering simply: "No."

Not really ...

It turned out that it was just a momentary impulse. People in the circle felt as ordinary as eating and drinking, not to mention just kissing ... I do n’t know why. After getting this answer, Xia Rong felt that he should have been relieved. Fortunate, but in reality, his heart was covered by a more complex and subtle emotion.

"No, haha ​​..." He supported the sundries next to him, and while trying to stand up, he barely raised the corner of his mouth, "... It's just fine."

"I said no," Su Chi stretched out his hand toward him, a little helpless in his tone, "referring to the inertia effect."

Xia Rong didn't respond at first, and still stretched out his hand to let him pull it. After two seconds, he realized what Su Chi meant and opened his eyes silently.

"Um." Su Chi looked at him and smiled slightly. "For the latter question, if you have to replace 'you alone' with all male creatures, then I can also answer 'no'."

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"You can figure it out." The camera brother was waiting outside with his camera and saw them coming out one after the other. Although he was not very satisfied, he smiled politely, "How do you feel so sticky? What about? "

The camera brother has followed Xia Rong for several issues. Xia Rong also knows that he must return to the situation with a bit of embarrassment. He smiled and said, "It's hard, wait for the recording of this issue. I invite Li eat."

Out of the back room, they were notified to go to the central lounge and wait for others. Xia Rong and Su Chi should be the earliest ones to come out. Now it's halfway to 30 minutes from the prescribed time. Others have not escaped the secret room, and the director is also busy adjusting the lens. Therefore, in the central lounge, there are only them for the time being. Two people.

Xia Rong was uncomfortable and was about to spontaneously burn. The mobile phone was taken away by the crew early on. He could only buckle here, touch it, and look at the heavens and the earth, that is, he did not have any words or even eye contact with Su Chi. . If this scene will be broadcast, it should be a rumor that it is embarrassing to explode and be more at home.

"Who is your escape partner?" Su Chi looked at the task card in his hand and asked without looking up, "Xia Rong?"

There were only two of them in the room. Even if he didn't call his name, Xia Rong knew it was him. But now it was called out clearly. In front of the camera, Xia Rong couldn't even pretend he didn't hear.

... Well, you can hold a serious book!

Xia Rong cleared his throat reluctantly, and pretended to be a natural and serious discussion: "... it's you. Is there anything wrong with this?"

"There is a problem, because my escape partner wrote" Yang Mang ", which is different from yours."

"Your escape partner isn't me? Then you still ..." Xia Rong said halfway, lowering his voice. "Tell the camera to make an appointment with me beforehand?"

"It doesn't matter. If you cut it in, it will be questioned by the audience. There are detailed Taiwan books and guests know the content of the game early on. They have a bad reputation for the show and they will not cut it." Su Chi also whispered to him.

"You're pretty good ..." Xia Rong turned his face and realized that to speak in a low voice, he had to come together. Now they have turned into a gesture of biting their ears next to each other, and said subconsciously, " ... you stay away from me. "

Su Chi glanced at him and said nothing, consciously stepped back three feet, and opened a safe distance as Xia Rong said.

He didn't say anything, but the slight glance made Xia Rong suddenly feel that he was not in the heart: Am I too cold and ruthless? Obviously, I have made kittens meowing in each other's arms, and suddenly turned my face and refused to meow, would it hurt meow too much?

"... Ah." He coughed slightly, trying to pick up the interrupted topic again. "Is it because of the purpose of our show that six people need to be divided into two teams, that is, three people and one team, that's why. Written? When Ye Mang comes over and asks if there is any of us on his task card, he can figure it out. "

"Well, you made a lot of sense." Su Chi didn't get closer anymore, but turned his face slightly and looked at him with a smile. "Then we'll wait for Ye Mang to come."

"... Okay." Xia Rong didn't look at Su Chi's smile much, forcing himself to turn his face, looking straight ahead, and found that Cao Cao Cao Cao had arrived, Ye Mang was trotting all the way and panting.

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"Are you two so fast?" Ye Mang was surprised when he saw Xia Rong and Su Chi who were seated at Enron. "I thought I was the fastest!"

As he said, Xia Rong remembered his wit when he broke the secret room, and he couldn't help asking: "How did you do the problem of recording pen arithmetic?"

"Isn't he giving the problem board? Just list the binary equations above." Ye Mang said, "Fortunately, I didn't forget the math. Some questions can be calculated directly after finishing the questions."

After finishing speaking, he realized that he was wrong, and then looked at Su Chi and Xia Rong: "Su Chi is fast and normal, how can Xia Rong be so fast? Is there a shortcut for customs clearance that I didn't find?"

"... Wait a minute! Why must I have a shortcut soon?" Xia Rong indignantly.

"There is indeed a shortcut, but it is also very clever to find it." Su Chi laughed and explained to him, "Have you heard Xia Rong yelling for a while?"

"Yes, but they are far apart, not very clear." Ye Man nodded. "I thought he wouldn't do the subject, and his anger broke down."

Xia Rong: "Hey!"

"It was actually that he found that the lights on the wall were voice-activated. As long as the volume was sufficient, the lights would light all the way behind the box, and they could be turned on without a password." Su Chidao said, "In fact, the program group has broadcasted the broadcast. , To suggest that we once. "

"Ah ?!" Kang Yifan got out of his room and rushed to the thigh with remorse. "I didn't expect it! I thought it would light up when I cleared the border, like a flower ribbon." I'll see you off! "

"I want to be beautiful with you." Xia Rong couldn't help voicing.

"Ah, you little Red Riding Hood, let alone really look good." Kang Yifan turned his attention to Xia Rong and began to pick up his "equipment", "Little Red Riding Hood, will you marry the palace in the future?"

"Who am I marrying, are you still your dad?"

Kang Yifan remembered that not only his "prince" in the palace, but also the "king" Ye Mang stood on it. Ye Mang also laughed: "I haven't forgotten to help my king find a daughter-in-law, find a stepmother for myself, good son."

Kang Yifan screamed with dissatisfaction, and a few people laughed for a while, and finally Su Chi summed up his saying: "Ouhanara! Well, the palace has been occupied by my witchcraft, and the king and princes have been I became a rock man, and my little Red Riding Hood is mine too. "

Xia Rong glanced at him, but Su Chi just happened to come over, and the two looked at each other silently.

Xia Rong took the lead to look away.

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"Ye Mang, on your mission card, who is the escape partner writing?" After the joke, Su Chi did not forget the business.

Ye Mang hesitated: "Can this be said?"

"It's okay, it should be like the previous group, you can say." Su Chi said, "Xia Rong's partner is me, and my partner is you, so we are thinking about asking you."

"Oh," Ye Mang breathed a sigh of relief, and took the initiative to show his mission card. "My partner is Xia Rong, and that should be us in groups of three, right."

"Ah? You guys in three? Is this in the order of leaving the chamber?" Kang Yifan mourned. "It is said that in the next round, the priority of the mission will be determined according to the total time to escape from the chamber. Then our team Isn't it a long way behind from the beginning? "

"Actually, this is accidental." Su Chi comforted him. "It was Xia Rong who first discovered the secret of the voice-activated lamp. I heard it next and was inspired by him to follow suit. Otherwise it would not be so fast."

"I heard it too, Ye Mang heard it, why weren't we inspired?" Kang Yifan resentfully said. "You two are too tacit, must have slept!"

Su Chi actually laughed and said nothing, and stopped talking.

In order to maintain innocence, Xia Rong had to speak for himself: "Sleeping, sleep! We are a positive energy program, do you understand positive energy?"

"How can you say that the two of you have slept without positive energy?" Kang Yifan said with a smile. "Because you are both men? Without comrades, wouldn't comrades have positive energy? Support comrades, anti-discrimination!"

He said that at this point, Xia Rong believed that this section would definitely not be broadcast, and he just let himself go: "Comrade hair? Did you know that Su Chi was brought up by me? Do you believe that you asked Su Chi's camera brother-- He greeted him. "Is n’t I going to leave every time I go? Su Chi still has to rush over to find me? That's because I'm tired. He went in and squeezed my shoulders to make me comfortable. He goes! "

Su Chi's elder brother who followed the photo showed his face behind the camera, and seemed to nodded funnyly.

Xia Rong immediately lifted his tail and said, "Look, the camera brother is a witness!"

He would say this, on the one hand, in order to avoid similar situations in the future, in order to avoid other people's doubts, first use a joke in the form of a vaccination; on the other hand, he wants to secretly revenge on Su Chi's "smile without words" ". Unexpectedly, this time, Su Chi still just smiled a little, instead of defending himself, but let Xia Rong have a punch on cotton.

At the same time as the joke, the so-called "before dawn" countdown also continued silently, Kang Yifan looked forward to waiting for his teammates to come, waiting more and more anxious.

Until the end of the countdown, seven or eight seconds later, Zhang Xin lifted out of the corridor with a skirt and thrilled. Counting the time, he almost escaped in the last minute.

Concerned about the belonging of the last teammate, Kang Yifan didn't laugh at Zhang Xin's princess skirt, and kept asking "Gao Junming?" "Why Gao Junming hasn't come out yet?" "Will it be eliminated if the time has not come out?" "...

One minute later, the director's broadcast sounded again: "Because the little hunter kid failed to escape from the secret room before dawn, he was made into a puppet by a super witch. Gao Junming, out."

Unexpectedly, the result of not completing the secret room is to go out directly. This is the first time that there are people out in the first round of the game, and all the remaining friends are a little hesitant.

Moreover, being made into a puppet person ... Rao knew that this was just a game, and it made everyone inexplicably feel a kind of shudder.

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After Kang Yifan reduced their team by one, their combat effectiveness seemed to weaken significantly, but after they started the next round of games, they found that these games did not win by numbers: for example, standing on a wooden board and answering questions, the "Abyss of Abyss", After each question begins to be answered, the wooden board will be continuously indented. If the wooden board is not retracted enough to support a person standing, then the person will be out of the game because of falling into the abyss.

In addition, the team members stood in several corridors to test the tacit understanding. The walls of the corridor will be squeezed inward continuously. Only when the answers are consistent can the squeeze be suspended. If the answer is much wrong, when a wall touches a player's body, the player will be out because he was "squeezed into a meat pie by the wall".

Xia Rong's Ye Mang from their team was eliminated at this level. Now they are two-on-two on both sides, and they are basically evenly matched. After this level, they finally pushed open the door of the "castle."

The director ’s broadcast sounded in everyone ’s headset at this time: “Children of the fairy tale kingdom, the adventure of the witch castle comes to an end, then the adventure of the forest, the forest contains the witch ’s treasure, get it, you have May recall the lost partner! I hope you can keep your friendship and courage to break out of this forest! "

The radio was impassioned, but all the friends who knew the process of the show group knew that this was the end of today's shooting, and there was a forest resurrection race waiting for them tomorrow.

"This castle is so scary." On the way back to the hotel, Kang Yifan said with emotion. "Various secret rooms scared me out of claustrophobia."

Ye Mang said: "No wonder you have to go to City B to shoot. This scene is really not something you can get in a day or two."

Xia Rong hadn't had a good rest since the day before, and now he's been drowsily listening. When he returned to the hotel, he threw the cellphone to the bed and rushed to it.

Just as his eyelids were getting heavier and he was about to meet with Zhou Gong, a special WeChat reminder sounded.

Xia Rong struggled for a while before touching the phone and sliding off the screen.

[Su Chi: I'm afraid you're too tired to forget. Remind that the second half of the first issue will be broadcast tonight. [Kitten rubs face.jpg]]

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