Hubby, close the door!

"Wife..."

"Mr. Tang... It's really shrimp! See for yourself. "

"I'm not blind!"

"I know you're not blind. It's shrimp, not blind." Qian Yiman corrected him.

"You said I'm not blind. There's nothing here. Is there any creature in it that you can see but I can't? Do you join in teasing me? " Tang Yuzhe has a feeling of being abandoned. Why does his wife and other men say that he is blind.

Qian Yiman and Xian yingzhe look at each other and smile. They have realized what Tang Yuzhe misunderstood. They can't straighten up. Xian yingzhe rolls on the ground, covers his stomach and twitches.

"I'm laughing, I'm teasing!" Xian yingzhe laughs and helps Qian Yiman wipe the ground directly. The place he rolled over becomes brighter.

Qian Yi man raises the fish tank in his hand in front of Tang Yuzhe, and the smile at the corner of his mouth can't be closed“ Mr. Tang, look carefully. There are shrimps in it. xi ā Shrimp, crustacean arthropod, English name shrimp, Chinese word next to the word "insect", a kind of edible aquatic products

"Well?" Tang Yuzhe looked down and saw the shrimp's feet swimming fast in the water.

Er... Suddenly embarrassed!

It turns out that this shrimp is not that blind, he misunderstood.

"Smelly boy, what did you call me just now, old ox hair? What is that thing? " Tang Yuzhe coughed awkwardly and directly found other topics to divert his attention.

"Old cow hair? It's old cow hair! The old man is the kind of old spirit Xian yingzhe used the nonstandard Chinese to express his old ox hair.

“ogue？” Tang Yuzhe guessed.

"Right." Xian yingzhe nodded heavily.

Tang Yuzhe laughed directly“ Come on, stinky boy, read it with me. i ú Stream M á "Hooligans, hooligans."

"Old gadfly!"

“i ú Stream M á "Hooligans, hooligans."

"Old rascal."

"That's right."

"Old ox hair, old ox hair, Tang Yuzhe is old ox hair."

"You son of a bitch, playing tricks with me. You called me so many times, old rascal. I don't want to kill you." Tang Yuzhe grabbed the slipper of the other foot and quickly chased xianyingzhe.

"Emma! The old ox's hair is in a rage. It's going to kill silver. "

"Young master yingzhe, do you need to start the alarm program?" At this time, the house system also comes to join in the fun.

"Ah! Yes, yes Xian yingzhe ran away and yelled that he was going to be murdered. If he died, there would be a great tragedy in the world. Without him, there would be less joy in the world.

"OK, auto start the alarm service." The house system responded.

"Don't call the police." Tang Yuzhe yelled at the system, called the police, and came to catch the owner of the house? Even if it's the police, it's also Xian yingzhe who catches the intruders, but it's impossible to catch the people who call the police.

"Yes, Mr. Tang."

"Call the police. I need to call the police and arrest the old cow." Xian yingzhe screamed at the top of his voice. Just now, he escaped dangerously from the attack of Tang Yuzhe's slippers. He was almost smashed and would die.

"Start..."

"Don't call the police."

"The system went to sleep." If the system sleeps very consciously, it will not be involved in human disputes.