Human Scum Reincarnated in Dragon Ball

As the blinding flash of light disappeared, Chopsy saw three bloodied bodies fall to the floor, all three of them with signs of life. He slowly walked up to the green Namekian as he said, "You're fine, right? Go use your regeneration or whatever."

He started to walk to a different person but sighed when he saw Piccolo collapse to the floor, slowly dying. He materialised a senzu bean and just fed him it before moving towards another body. This time it was Goku, he lay on the floor, battered and bruised, blood on every inch of his body.

He could feed him a senzu bean, but then he wouldn't get the chance to copy the Kaioken from Goku... so instead he guiltlessly walked towards Raditz, the true Saiyan. A true man!

He looked at the man on the ground. Raditz was grinning as he weakly struggled out, "I got one, didn't I? ...End it now."

Chopsy just laughed for a few seconds, completely confusing Raditz. He suddenly stopped as he said, while smiling, "You're worthy. Worthy to be one of my comrades!"

He then used his Majin Healing powers, slowly healing Raditz from half-dead to perfect. He would only use his healing on people who he deemed worthy enough to be one of his friends, one of his teammates.

Chopsy knew that if Raditz were to attack him now, he would be killed in a single hit, the Saiyan had just gotten a Zenkai boost after all. Well.. Chopsy wasn't dumb, so he slyly placed a tiny bit of his skin on Raditz' tattered armour. That tiny bit of skin was ready to engulf him whole and absorb him!

But Chopsy would rather have him be a friend.

"You..! A Saiyan has no need for mercy! Mercy is for the weak!"

"And you weren't weak? You were defeated. That is weak. Even I am weak, there are some people I can't beat in this vast universe. And that's why, I'm going to get stronger! I'm going to become the strongest!"

"S-Strongest?!"

"Yes! And I need comrades to do that! People to help me become the strongest!"

"Ha.. ha! HAHAHA! You're funny, human! You, the strongest?! I'll be your comrade! But it won't be you, it'll be me who will be the strongest!"

"You're funny too! You can crack jokes like that. Eheh!"

"No, no. I was serious, 'human'."

"No, no, no! I was even more serious!"

"No, I was."

"No, me!"

"Me!!"

They both looked at each other with fierce looks, before laughing together. And this was the scene of a friendship forming, between one Majin and one Saiyan.

Yeah.. well except it looked weird when seeing without context. A 6 year old befriending a 31 year old man...

Then, Chopsy remembered something, as he looked back at the people on the floor. Piccolo was fully healed but still unconscious, while Goku was barely staying alive, and was on the literal brink of death now.

Chopsy looked at Goku as he said, "I'm going to end your suffering. But don't worry, you'll be revived, and when you are, you will thank me due to your new strength."

Chopsy blasted him into oblivion, and then turned him into a chocolate ball. He grabbed it and then just chomped on it. This one tasted miles better than the ones that Blop's family had formed. It literally melted in his mouth. And of course, the power also melting into his own power, boosting it.

From the boost, his battlepower went from 832 up to 853. It wasn't much, but a boost was a boost. His Majin DNA was low for now and he was a whole two times stronger than Goku anyway, so obviously it wouldn't give him much.

Chopsy sensed Raditz' battlepower and sulked. If he had to guess, the Saiyan's power level was already over 2000! Probably more than 2.5x his. Well, that didn't mean he was weaker. He could probably beat him? Well, it depended on how effectively Chopsy was able to implement his techniques and skills into battle.

He realised one of his abilities too, cloning! He never really used that, but it was able to clone himself! It was basically another him, with the same power, abilities and techniques. They even shared the same mind, and so they could synchronise perfectly in a fight.

The only drawback to the power was that it drained his Ki when used, and while it was active too. It was a bit hard for him right now, since his mastery of the ability was pretty shabby.

But after he did get better with his ability, he would be much stronger! Theoretically, he would be able to clone himself, and then use his clones to clone themselves, effectively allowing him to create an army of himself! How scary!

Well, not even counting that ability. His Regeneration made his incredibly hard to kill anyway, but that didn't mean it was impossible! And even then, he had Body Manipulation, he could stretch his body to dodge attacks too! And even THEN, his techniques alone were completely overpowered! All of these allowed him to fight way above his power!

Chopsy then just materialised a note and taped it on Piccolo's forehead, it said on it, "Two evil Saiyans are going to come to Earth in some time, be ready, get stronger! P.S: Goku died."

Chopsy went to Raditz' spacepod and rummaged inside it, while asking Raditz, "Oh, by the way, where's the little kid?"

"Oh, I made him sit on a cliff and watch his father die."

"Right, that's fine then. The green guy will probably find him anyway. And do you have a spare scouter?"

"Spare scouter..? Nope."

"What the hell?! Why not?!"

"What do you mean, 'why not'?! I don't have to bring it if I didn't need to. I only came here to find out about Kakarot and his mission!"

"Ah, yeah, that's right. Well now, how do we contact your Saiyan friends?"

"Friends? We're the last Saiyans, and all they do is call me a weakling. What kind of 'friends' are they then? Even when the race is nearly extinct, they still call me weak!" Raditz ranted hatefully. He didn't say that to their faces, he didn't want to die after all. But now he was going to get revenge, he was going to get stronger!

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, answer my question. How do we contact them?"

"The scouter's gone. So you'll need to use the spaceship to go to them."

"What the fuck? What's the point?! I want them to come to me!"

"Huh, why? Don't you need to train first?"

"Screw that! I'll kill them both easily!"

"Oy, earthling. Don't be an idiot. Nappa has a power level of 4000! F-ou-r th-ou-s-an-d! You get that?! And Vegeta's power level is nearly 18,000! Nearly 18,000! That's way stronger than you and me put together!"

"Yeah, I know. That's why I want to fight them, you idiot. What kind of a Saiyan are you?!"

"H-Huh? What.. what?! I'm a mighty, strong Saiyan! I'm not scared! Let's go find them right now!"

"Wait, wait! I was joking! We'll... train for a... tiny bit. First. We aren't trying to commit suicide."

"Wh-what? I know! Now let's go!"

"Let's go, I'll teach you an ability called Ki sense!"

And so they walked away from the huge scene of destruction behind them, chatting away about getting stronger.