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2022-04-06

Chapter 44 The house girl has one wall and two suites with sea view (thanks to [One Cheap Love] for the reward of 500 starting coins)

To be honest , This scene is quite funny. A high school student invites an uncle who is in his thirties to join his company and do things for himself. It looks like a joke.

But Dahei Tuma has no jokes, but some not knowing what to do said: “This…I’m just an ordinary programmer, I’m not suitable for doing these…”

No, you are not ordinary, you have horns on your head!

For some reason, compared to the lively and cute Xiaobu, Chen Yi always subconsciously aims at the bumps on Tujian Daping’s head. I can’t blame him, it’s an obsessive-compulsive disorder. !

Suppressing the surging desire to complain, Chen Yi smiled slightly: “Senior Tuma, I have already investigated you, you used to be called the Great Peace of Ghosts at school…”

“The Great Peace of Ghosts?”

Xiaobu’s eyes lit up. Now she doesn’t know about the big brother’s Legendary deeds, so she is very curious.

“cough cough cough…”

When he was mentioned about his secondary school deeds when he was a student, Dahei Tuma blushed: “It was a classmate who made a fool of himself, just kidding.”

Chen Yi restrained his smile and said solemnly: “Senior Tuma, what I said next may be a bit heavy, please forgive me.” Please continue your performance.

“You are already 29 years old, and you will be a middle age person in a few years, but you are still a programmer with a mediocre income and have no chance of promotion. ”

Chen Yi performed a technique called motivation, which was actually a MLM trick.

However, Dahei Tuma only felt heartbroken, clutching his chest and saying, “Actually, being an ordinary person is quite tall.”

“Yes, it’s pretty good, everyone. I have to pay the rent every month, support my younger sister and myself, and buy comics and games for my younger sister…”

“No, don’t say it anymore!”

Dapingru Tuma Knife twisted, if their family were really rich, he wouldn’t be living in a room with Xiaobu. You can imagine how inconvenient life is. You must know that many children lived in a room by themselves when they were in elementary school.

“Shut up! How did you know that!”

Suddenly a face-hugging bug hugged Chen Yi’s face and blocked his next words, Chen Yi fixed his eyes Look, man, can you really change size anywhere?

However, unlike in the anime, the transformation of Xiaobu in reality gives people the feeling that she has changed from a girl with her chest up and raised her head up to an abandoned house with drooping shoulders. It’s a few centimeters shorter, so it’s no wonder that cutting and painting will recognize the wrong person in this field.

Chen Yi hurriedly grabbed the face-hugging bug from his face, said ill-humoredly: “Do you think I’m as innocent as Eina?”

Eina?

Xiaobu was startled, looked towards also looking at her Hai Laoming, and when it was over, his image as a three-good student completely collapsed.

Chen Yi is not interested in the collapse of Xiaobu’s character set, but continues to open up to break the ground’s defense: “You may not know, this is just the primary level form of a house girl, and Xiaobu will meet next time. I like to do it, and a better one costs at least tens of thousands of yen, as the saying goes well, the house girl has one wall, and two suites with sea views…”

“You are talking nonsense, I don’t! “

Before Xiaobu could explain to the little sisters, Chen Yi continued to reveal her old bottom, and she was about to hug her face when she flew. Chen Yi pulled Hai Laoming next to her, and the two girls hugged her Together.

Lily is so nice!

Chen Yi sighed.

Wait, Eina seems to be my girlfriend?

Chen Yi’s face darkened, he pulled Einao back, and said to Dapei Tuma, who had already begun to gray: “You should think about it slowly, oh, forgot to mention the monthly salary, the monthly salary is tentatively set at one million Yen!”

Chen Yi used the banknote ability…

【Power Armor】@Everyone: I have analyzed the genes of Chen Yi of the Time Planning Bureau, Picture JPG!

[The Matrix]: Well, is it really a genetic program? When I said why the scarecrow twitched when he died, it was obviously not a lack of time, but a cardiac arrest.

【Time Planning Bureau】: Can you develop serum without time program?

【Fortified Armor】: No, because I found that your clone can only stay between 25 years old, and then it will collapse and die, and your clone does not appear on it The time counts down, I guess it’s a hormone that slows your lifespan.

[Time Planning Bureau]: Clone? What are you doing with my blood, bastard!

【Strong Colony Armor】: This is not the point. The point is that your survival method is a bit like a robot. You can live if you charge it, and you will die if you lose it, so I need a time memory.

【Time Planning Bureau】: So, I’m still going to rob a bank?

【Lu Ding Ji】: Can you be a bit more promising, and know how to rob a bank all day long? Why not be bold and be the scarecrow’s son-in-law?

[Time Planning Bureau]: God is such a scarecrow, his name is Raymond, and when did the son-in-law become a promising career?

[Ready Player One]: Hasn’t it always been? Amano Xuehui, Kiritani Kazuto, Yasaka Masaki, Sakai Yuji, Nayuki Subaru…

[The Legend of Sword and Fairy 4]: Wait, others can understand why Nayuki Subaru is also included in the list Nai, he’s already miserable, okay?

【Tianxing Jiuge】: Because he was resurrected by jealous Demoness!

【Harry Potter】: Well-founded, convincing!

Never expect the conversation in the chat group to last forever, because you don’t know which Chen Yi will suddenly go off topic.

After closing the chat group, Chen Yi picked up his suitcase and went with Hermione to the must-see place for fans: Platform 9 and 3/4 of King’s Cross Station in London, England.

Although she regretted that Chen Yi was not her junior brother, but Hermione considered herself a senior, so she patted her chest and told Dumbledore that she would help Chen Yi introduce Hogwarts.

Dumbledore didn’t object either. In fact, recruiting Chen Yi was a last resort. After all, you can’t let a wizard run around in the Muggle world, right? Gotta let him fit into the wizard’s world.

Fortunately, Chen Yi didn’t let him down. The other party’s magic level might be slightly inferior, but the magic foundation was still very solid. He was able to grasp all kinds of magic theories at his fingertips, and he didn’t look like a student at all.

Dumbledore also felt relieved about this. Looking at his actions during this period, he did not act wilfully by magic, but read magic books as eagerly as Hermione, so he didn’t have to worry about him. Become someone like Tom.

“Harry, Ron!”

Hermione found her good friend and introduced Chen Yi to the two again: “He is now a Hogwarts spinner. Student, a student of Gryffindor just like us.”

“Hello!” X2!

“Hello!”

The train started, Chen Yi greeted the two of them and sat beside Hermione, but his eyes fell on Ron’s hand , or rather, on the mouse in his hand.

Peter Pettigrew!

The culprit who killed Harry’s parents, a mouse that turned into a mouse, forcibly has been a mouse for more than ten years, it can be said to be Supreme.

Should I kill him?

Chen Yi thought to himself, and right here, a train stopped suddenly, and a huge silhouette came in from outside the train.

Dementors!

Damn, tomorrow I must watch!

(End of this chapter)