Hunting High School

Xiao Xiao is not the only one interested in the 'last three minutes'.

In fact, after waking up on Sunday morning, the origami cranes flew to dormitory 403 one by one—there were interview invitations from the school newspaper or the Beta Town Post, and little jinxes mailed by anonymous people ( Zheng Qing has no reason to suspect that most of them are from Alpha Academy), and there are also application materials for trying to join the Excuse Hunting Team again.

What was mentioned most in the letter was curiosity about what happened in the last three minutes of the trials last night, how the apologetic hunter made it to the end, and so on.

For this kind of information, Zheng Qing chose not to read it back.

In addition, there are also many paper cranes that simply undertake the task of greeting cards.

When each of these paper cranes is taken apart, it will make a crackling sound like a firecracker, and some will have shiny light and shadow effects, or snowflakes that look like they have been painted with a rainbow.

"Congratulations to the forgiveness hunting team! You are the pride of Jiuyou Academy!"

Xin Fatty finished reading the contents of the letter, and threw it into the box on the desk - there was already a thick pile of similar letter paper in it - and then complained: "...it's so boring...the contents of the blessings are all the same , Those cursing words have taken a lot of new tricks."

While speaking, he happened to take apart another ordinary red paper crane.

A huge thick lip, like Angelina Jolie's, suddenly appeared in the air, and the sharp and high-pitched voice almost shattered the glass: "Liar! Cheating! Shameless!..."

"Take it away, don't touch my tongue!"

Xiao Xiao lazily flicked the Own Dharma book, and a spell flew out from the bamboo slips spread out on the desk, easily dispelling the little evil spell in mid-air, without letting her finish cursing the worse words behind.

"One thing to say, the person who wrote this letter is probably a well-educated witch." Dylan lay on the edge of the coffin, thinking clearly and guessing: "Normally speaking, one should choose a worse mouth to curse, such as mother Yaksha Or a female ogre... full of yellow fangs, crooked, it looks like a foul-smelling synaesthesia... choose such beautiful lips, even if she curses, it doesn't feel so bad."

Xin Fatty sized up Mr. Vampire Werewolf.

"This is most likely not 'education', but 'perverted'." The fat wizard made no secret of his own attitude, and commented in slightly mean words: "If your requirements for 'education' are so low, I doubt you can Can't tell the difference between an ass hole and a sewer hole."

"When I was a child, there were no sewers in the castle." Dylan was not at all angry at the fat wizard's rudeness, and remembered in a slightly sad tone: "Everyone in the city would shit on the street... Do you know about high heels? It was invented when people walked to avoid stepping on shit..."

Xiao Xiao rolled his eyes and automatically blocked the more and more serious discussions between the two companions.

He rolled up a scolding letter, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it at Zheng Qing who was lying on the bed: "Silence can't solve any problem! You always have to think of a reasonable reply..."

"Immediately... wait a moment!"

The young public finance student was biting the holder of the brush, and kept revising the manuscript in front of him. After a while, he jumped up from the bed and looked at his companions with excitement: "Come on, listen to my reply..."

The other three looked at him in unison.

"cough!"

The captain of the Forgiveness Hunting Team cleared his throat: "We have noticed some of the remarks about the school hunting competition, and we are paying attention to it. The Forgiveness Hunting Team's position on the hunting competition is consistent, and any violations of the hunting team will be punished." It must be punished, and the purpose and principles of the hunting game should be jointly maintained. The forgiveness hunting team always adheres to the concept of 'faster, higher, stronger, and cleaner' and firmly agrees to the school hunting meeting's "saving management" The purpose of the hunting competition''Green Campus Cup'. The final result of each hunting competition is closely related to the complete strength of each hunting team. Apologize will continue to start from the perspective of strength and play every game well. School hunting The game is underway. Excuse me, all parties involved in this event are urged to not be troublemakers who spread lies, but to be schools and

Builders of peace, stability and unity. "

After reading, he looked at everyone expectantly.

Xiao smiled and straightened his glasses expressionlessly; Dylan bared his fangs, as if suffering from a toothache; only Xin Fatty, with one hand on his chest and the other on his chin, looked thoughtful.

"How is it?" The young public servant laughed dryly.

The fat wizard nodded: "Sounds interesting."

"It seems that everything has been said, but nothing has been said." Mr. Vampire Werewolf commented: "If I were the questioner, I should ask, 'What happened in the last three minutes?'."

"Please pay attention to the follow-up matches of the Forgiveness Hunting Team, thank you." Xiao Xiao replied with a sneer.

Zheng Qing gave a thumbs up appreciatively.

"How did the Excuse Hunting Team defeat the existence with the combat power of the Great Wizard?" Dylan changed the question.

This time it was the fat wizard who answered him.

"The final result of each hunting game is closely related to the complete strength of each hunting team. Apologize will continue to start from the perspective of strength and own every game well." He imitated Zheng Qing's tone, repeating sternly Looking at the reply just now, it looks like those green parrots on duty on the first floor of the office building.

"bingo!"

Zheng Qing laughed loudly and nodded with satisfaction: "That's it, let's not fall into other people's context and logic, just answer according to own rhythm."

"What a beautiful bunch of crap."

Mr. Vampire Werewolf shrugged his shoulders, and slid into the coffin like a slug, his voice suddenly became muffled: "The reporter of the Beta Town Post will not be happy with your answer."

"If they're not happy, then I'll be even happier." Zheng Qing thought of the past experience, the corner of his mouth couldn't help but flicked the parchment in his hand, more and more satisfied with the content on it.

Xiao Xiao poured a spoonful of cold water on him.

"Others may not copy your answer exactly." He gave an example: "Just after some questioning, write a few sentences 'Facing the reporter's inquiry, the forgiveness hunting team has a good understanding of what happened in the last three minutes. Keeping secrets', 'avoiding to talk about the specific situation at the time', etc., will immediately make you look like a 'guilty'."

Xin Fatty added another glass of cold water: "Besides malicious ones, there are many who are just purely curious about the consultation... Answers that are too routine are likely to disappoint them."

"Disappointment is better than some worse results." The young public fee student sighed: "If it wasn't because the whole thing was too subtle, I wouldn't use such a stupid method."