Husband and Wife Are of the Same Mind

What method could be used to drive the monkey away? Tang Feng was not particularly worried about this.

What are monkeys afraid of? The most common thing monkeys fear is blood.

There is an old saying about killing chickens and cursing monkeys. This means that when people want to drive away these monkeys, they grab a live chicken and kill the chicken in front of the monkey. The blood spewing out will make the monkey scared when it sees it. Hold your eyes, and then your whole body becomes soft, at the mercy of others.

Until now, there are many modern people who use this method to catch monkeys.

But this time they are going to the mountains. There are many wild animals in the mountains. It is impossible to catch a chicken and kill it, because the blood will cause the olfactory reaction of the wild animals and then besiege, which is not good for them.

The color of blood is very prominent, so as long as it is red, even if the monkey can't smell the blood, it will be very scared when it sees it is red.

"It's very simple, I have a way."

Tang Feng thought for a while and said.

"Is there a way?"

Father Tang still didn't believe it.

"There is really a way."

Tang Feng said affirmatively, and after seeing that Father Tang still had some hesitation on his face, he said, "I have made something, and you will know it when you look at it."

Father Tang still nodded suspiciously.

On the hillside, there are two kinds of weeds that cannot be fed to pigs or sheep, nor can they be used to build chicken coops, but Tang Feng accidentally discovered the combination of their juices, they will turn red, and it is still dark red. .

It looked like a blood clot spit out after being injured inside, which was very scary.

Tang Feng spent half a day and ran three times, cutting back the two weeds he needed. In order to fear that Lin Yu and Tang Ama might feel uncomfortable after seeing them, Tang Feng started making them in the backyard.

Suck the two wild grasses with a big stone, and the mixed dark red sap flowed into the wooden basin. After a while, the basin was full of dark red sap. Pig blood.

After Tang's father returned, Tang Feng had already packed the juice obtained in two wooden barrels.

"This is not blood."

After Father Tang was surprised, he smelled the dark red "blood" with a strong smell of grass.

"This is a mixture of weeds, which looks like blood, but it is not. As long as we sprinkle this thing in front of the monkeys, they will be afraid. What I think is to sprinkle these juices on the peaches we need to pick. Around the tree, two people watched at the sap, to prevent the monkeys from rushing in, they picked the fruit from the tree. What do you think?"

Father Tang nodded, "It's a good idea to listen, but I don't know if the monkey is really afraid of this thing."

Seeing that he was still a little hesitant, Tang Feng didn't say more, after all, this thing really sounded a little suspenseful.

After Tang Feng finished class the next day, he went up the mountain with Father Lin, Lin Zhuang and Father Tang who were waiting for him. This time, they knew the way, but they walked faster. They are all carrying a basket on their backs.

By the time that land was reached, it was already a quarter past noon, and almost everyone was sweating profusely.

With tension and excitement on his face, Father Tang looked at Mao Taolin not far away from the fruit-rich Mao Taolin, "This thing is not sold for money, and eating is also a good thing!"

"These monkeys are really strange, the fruits are somewhat ripe, why don't you eat them?" Lin Zhuang said with some confusion.

"Monkeys are smart. They know that only cooked things taste the best. They should be waiting."

Tang Feng explained.

Then he took down the wooden bucket from Lin Zhuang's back basket, and took two wooden scoops from his back basket.

"After a while, I will bother my eldest brother and father-in-law to be guarding outside, and my father and I will pick the fruit inside."

When the few people went up the mountain, they had already discussed who would do what.

The Lin family father and son felt that their hands and feet were reckless, afraid that the fruit would not be worth the loss, so they decided to let Father Tang and Tang Feng pick the fruit inside. Father Lin and the others were guarding it. After all, they were much more sensitive to the approach of wild beasts.

After preparing the things, several people slowly approached Mao Taolin.

When they had just stepped into a place not far from the peach grove, the clever kiwis saw them.

Standing on the macaque tree, they yelled threateningly at Tang Feng's several people. Some macaques even picked up rocks on the ground and looked at them with stern eyes. However, they saw that the faces of the people were not changing. They got closer and closer. We are also a little scared.

When he reached two or three feet away from Mao Taolin, Tang Feng pointed to two places, and Father Lin and Lin Zhuang walked towards those two places. When several monkeys wanted to come up and attack them, Lin Zhuang gritted his teeth dumbly and poured out the wooden scoop with dark red juice in his hand!

Seeing what the splashed color was like, the monkeys suddenly panicked and fled.

They didn't have to spend too much effort at all, the macaques who hadn't seen any world had already fled far away.

"Haha! They are really afraid of this thing!"

When Father Lin saw this, he must have laughed happily in his heart.

Several other people also smiled. The kiwi scent from the peach forest made them swallow. They climbed up all the way and were also thirsty.

Seeing that the macaques were hiding far, Tang Feng took the wooden scoop in Lin Zhuang's hand and scooped a little juice, and sprinkled some red juice around the peach trees surrounding the periphery to prevent the macaques. Come in.

Then they said to Father Tang, "Look at the peaches on the tree. You can eat them as long as they are soft to the touch."

When Father Lin heard the words, they started to find them. Not many of them were ripe. It can be said that most of them are half-done, and only a few parts are softer when they are touched.

However, even so, they were pleasantly surprised when they tasted the flavour of the peaches.

"This stuff is so delicious!"

Lin Zhuang said.

The monkeys in the distance looked at their uninvited guests in groups, but no one dared to drive them forward. They saw the animals in the mountains killing each other. The bright red blood was a sign of death. They scratched their ears. Looking at the red sap under the tree, he didn't dare to move forward.

Tang Feng and the others began to pick the peaches. The baskets they carried on their backs were not small. They were all filled up before they were ready to leave. Taolin and the others only picked less than one-sixth. That's it.

"Let's go!"

Father Tang said with full of fury on his back.

When Tang Feng was about to leave, he suddenly turned around and rubbed the dark red juice that had been in the scorching sun with his feet, making them melt into the soil so that they could not be seen. This group of macaques I don't know how long they have been guarding here, they can't do too much.

By the time they returned to the village, it was already dark, and to the heart of the few people in Zhenghe, not many people saw that they had saved a lot of things like this.

Lin Ama and Tang Ama, who were waiting at the Tang's house, were walking back and forth. When he heard the noise from the courtyard door, Tang Ama quickly went to open the courtyard door.

"Ouch! You are finally back!"

"When I went down the mountain, there were a lot of things on my back, and the road was not easy to walk. I even fell."

Father Tang said with a smile.

Wrestled? ! Tang Ama just glanced at what they were carrying, and when Father Tang said that he had fallen, he hurriedly asked, "Is there any injury?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's fine! You see, I am talking to you with a smile."

"Come on! Come and see what we have gained this time!"

Lin Yu and the others leaned over, and instantly smelled the scent that had never been heard before, with a surprised expression on their faces, "This fruit smells delicious."

"These are cooked, we deliberately picked them from the tree, Ah, Yue, Ayu, you guys have a taste."

The three of Tang Ama picked them up and peeled off the skin and tasted it. Well, it tasted really good.

"The ones in these baskets are not cooked. I take out some and put them back in each. When they feel a little soft, they can eat it, and I will get the rest from Boss Huang. Sell ​​it in your hand, what do you think?"

"It's fine for you to decide on this matter. We don't understand this thing either. If it weren't for the good price, I would like to keep this for myself and eat it," Father Lin said carelessly.

That's true. Father Lin has always had that habit. As long as he feels that he needs to buy something with money, he would rather keep it for himself than sell it. The deer that was hit last time is not left behind. Did not sell either.

"That's OK, I'll go to town tomorrow, and I will bother Big Brother and me to go there."

Lin Zhuang with a silly smile touched his head and nodded, "No problem."

Then Tang Feng picked sixty bigger peaches from the back basket, and Lin and Tang families each got thirty.

Today, I was a little tired from tossing about it. After eating some food in a hurry, everyone happily dispersed.

After washing, Tang Feng lay on the bed, letting Lin Yu beat him with a small wooden hammer, and soon fell asleep.

After Lin Yu heard the sound of his sleeping breathing, he pursed his lips and smiled, but his movements did not stop. He kept beating for a quarter of an hour before putting it down, and then fell asleep together.

Tang Feng had something in his heart. He also got up early the next day. After rushing to wash up, he ran to a clerical clerk closer to Tang's house and asked the clerical clerk to help him with a class. This is easier. Two classes Just sit together, just bring some stools.

Although the clerk was puzzled, he nodded his head. He still remembered the last time Tang Feng gave him mint tea. After Tang Feng asked someone for a substitute, he knew that he liked to drink mint tea, so he gave what he had brought. Instrument.

"I know that you won't want to give you other things. I also like this thing, and I make a lot of it. I also know that you love this bite too. I hope you don't dislike it and accept it."

The clerk was a little embarrassed to accept, "I really like this thing. Since you have something to do, don't worry about the school affairs, I will comfort it."

"Thank you very much, then."

Tang Feng nodded, he couldn't delay too long, he had to go to town earlier.

After signing a contract with Doctor Huang, Doctor Huang told Tang Feng of his private address, and said that as long as it was related to this matter or there were more important things, he could go there to find him, so Tang Feng And Lin Zhuang loaded the borrowed donkey cart with things and came to the yellow house.

This is a small house in the town. It is not too big or small. It is quite satisfactory, but it is better than the quiet environment, and it is also a good place to live.

Tang Feng knocked on the door, and it was a small servant who opened the door.

"I'm Tang Feng, I'm here to see Boss Huang."

"It's Tang Xiucai, our master mentioned that if you come, you can go in and find him directly, please come in."

Tang Feng was a little surprised and not so surprised. He pointed to Lin Zhuang at the gate of the courtyard and said, "That's my eldest brother, we brought things to him, can we let my eldest brother come into the yard with me? , And the car stuff."

Xiao Si nodded quickly, "This is natural."

When they arrived in the town, it was not early or late. Boss Huang had just eaten.

"Brother Tang! What are you?" Boss Huang was indeed a little surprised to see Tang Feng early in the morning.

Tang Feng hugged his hands and said, "I'm not going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, Brother Huang, I have already brought things, you have a look."

Boss Huang's eyes lit up, "But that thing?"

Tang Feng nodded, and pointed behind him. Boss Huang saw a donkey cart next to a tall man. The cart was covered with a lot of hay, and the smell was tangy when he approached. It passed into his nose, and Boss Huang's eyes were almost green at this time!

The author has something to say:

"couplet"

The Chinese teacher produced a couplet, "Jiang is still hot, the three students who are connected vertically, please take the couplet."

The order of sitting upright is Wen Qing, Lin Zhuang, Wu Zhu.

Wen Qing: "Wine is still the fragrance of Chen!"

Lin Zhuang: "People are still old-fashioned!"

Wu Zhu: "The **** are still bigger than women!"

The Chinese teacher looked down at his chest when he heard the words, and said angrily: "Nonsense!"

(The small theater comes from a joke)