I, A Pirate, A Cartoonist!

Chapter 1: Stealing Uchiha Madara’s Hashirama Meat

“Hashirama and Tobirama probably never thought that I could borrow Izanagi to come back to life?”

“The price is just an eye, ahem, ahem…

in a dark cave.

The man named Uchiha Madara~ coughed violently.

Then spit out a piece of flesh with the breath of life from its mouth.

The meat fell to the ground.

The originally desolate ground instantly grew green grass seedlings.

“Humph!”

Madara snorted coldly and stepped on the fragile grass.

Then smashed it a few more times.

It didn’t stop until it was completely crushed into mud.

He was stimulated by the familiar life energy.

“hiss–

Dark cave.

A small three-colored snake, only 10 centimeters long, huddled in the corner.

“That’s Hashirama’s meat, and the original middle class started Rinnegan with this meat”

The humanized Snake Eyes stared at the piece of flesh beside Uchiha Madara.

The snake is secretly full of longing.

Xia Yan, a cartoonist who once reached the top in the world of pirates, travels to the world of Hokage and finds that she has turned into a little snake.

Xia Yan knows a lot about Hokage and has drawn Hokage comics.

He has roughly judged the timeline he is in now.

Young Uchiha Madara, blind in one eye, Izanagi, flesh in his mouth…

Obviously.

This is shortly after the battle between Madara and Hashirama in the Valley of the End.

It was also the eve of the First Ninja World War.

And his Cheat has also changed, from a cartoonist system to a snake-eating system.

What makes people depressing is that in order to open this greedy snake system, it is necessary to devour enough energy.

Xia Yan originally wanted to fish in troubled waters and find the corpses of several ninjas on the battlefield.

But God gave him a better chance.

“The dangers are higher, but the benefits are greater.

“Hashirama will die soon, and his body will surely be preserved by then.

“At that time, it will be difficult to eat the meat of the God of Ninja World.” ”

In my heart secretly calculating the gains and losses.

His eyes became firmer.

Xia Yan finally made a choice.

So, the snake turned around.

Move quickly towards the outside of the cave.

A few minutes later.

Xia Yan returns to the cave.

The snake held two lily swords in its mouth.

“Hey—I’m exhausted.

With his current body size of 10 centimeters, it is a bit reluctant to achieve this level.

But Xia Yan held on through gritted teeth.

If it is in the ordinary modern world, that’s all.

He could be an animal internet celebrity and live a good life.

But he’s in Hokage!

In this world, animals can become stronger.

Animals can talk.

Animals can even become “Godlike beings!

Hope is in sight.

If you give up because of danger, how can you become a strong man?

“hiss!”

The snake’s mouth bit the shuriken and hit the other shuriken.

“!!Ding”

A crisp metal crash sounded in the cave.

Because it is a special closed environment, there is no other sound effect.

The collision sound was unusually abrupt and clear.

really.

Uchiha Madara heard the abnormal sound, and the only remaining eye suddenly widened.

“Crash of weapons? Is it the enemy? Or am I overthinking it?”

“It’s not that Senju Tobirama that bastard found out about my faked death…

In an instant, my mind was full of thoughts.

finally.

Still a little worried, he got up and walked outside to check.

at the same time.

A small snake, only 10 centimeters in size, the size of an earthworm moved from the corner of the wall.

Madara naturally noticed the little snake Xia Yan.

But he didn’t care.

There are not many small things like bugs in this cave, and he has no time to pay attention to them.

However.

Madara looked around, but couldn’t find a single enemy.

Instead, the source of the metal collision sound was found.

Two lily swords.

“what happened?”

Madara’s face was full of doubts.

Obviously there are no enemies.

…for flowers…

However, two lily swords collided.

wind blown?

Or did the enemy have already left?

If the enemy makes a little noise and leaves, what is his purpose?

Just to scare yourself?

Or by accident?

“not good!”

Uchiha Madara’s heart jerked.

He finally remembered something very important.

in this ninja world.

Humans are not the only enemies!

How could he forget such an important thing!

“Ah! Ah!”

The Body Flicker Technique works continuously.

Uchiha Madara burst into the fastest speed of his life.

Just a few seconds.

He went back to the original cave.

The result is seen at a glance.

A small three-colored snake is biting Hashirama’s flesh in its mouth.

Boldly “! Shut up!”

Uchiha Madara let out an angry growl.

Eye canthus split.

He’s going to be mad.

He died once, and another Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan was abolished.

It’s hard to get this little piece of Hashirama’s meat.

A beast, even dare to Guy ship!

“Whoosh!”

A shuriken hurled out of his hand.

The shuriken drew a beautiful arc in mid-air, seemingly bursting the air.

The speed is astonishingly fast.

Even an ordinary Jōnin can’t escape this casual blow from Ban.

Xia Yan is no exception.

“Wow!”

Blood splattered.

Xia Yan only felt a chill on her body.

His snake body was cut in half.

“Crack!”

The only upper body left of Xia Yan fell to the ground.

Ass is gone.

The snake still had Hashirama’s flesh in its mouth.

It hurts so much!

It hurts Laozi!

For the first time, I felt the pain of being cut in half.

Xia Yan screamed in pain.

But he didn’t forget the precious “food” in his mouth.

Whether he is dead or alive.

It’s already been like this.

Hurry up and take a bite first! Big,