I, Ace, have a royal uncle
Chapter 9
Donghai Windmill Village.
The sun is shining, the sky is clear, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the sea is wide for fish to jump, and the sky is high for birds to fly.
Under an ancient tree.
Facing the bright weather, Li Mu, in a good mood, took a copy of the classical history of the pirate world and a cup of fragrant tea in his hand, and sat under the shady tree to taste it carefully.
He wanted to be an artistic person, like those historical researchers.
He wore a long robe, a feather fan and a scarf, and was very talented and knowledgeable.
But after seeing the obscure contents in the ancient books...
""Pah!"
He threw the ancient book on the ground without saying anything.
Damn the literary style, who wrote this book?
Li Mu really wanted to fly over along the Internet cable and beat up the author.
He suddenly thought of a sentence.
The so-called textbook is to expand a simple and easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand, and then teach you to read it.
Oh!
Don't ask.
As a complete student, this is a sad past.
""Old liar, watch out!"
At this moment, the door suddenly opened.
A boy of about four or five years old jumped up from above and sat down on Li Mu's head.
At the same time, he said confidently:"Crows are on airplanes!"
Bang!
The next second, the little boy who was shouting"crows are on airplanes" was pressed to the ground by Li Mu.
"You old liar, you stinking charlatan, let me go!"
""Yaaaa!"
The boy jumped like a pig.
The future captain of the second division of the Whitebeard Pirates. If Luffy was not the protagonist, Ace would most likely become the second Pirate King under Whitebeard's training.
The candidate for the future Pirate King was pressed to the ground by his own hand.
The wine bottle opened the Four Emperors and stepped on the Pirate King.
Li Mu raised the corner of his mouth. He didn't expect that he also had the potential to be a bandit king!
"Have you forgotten what I taught you? Hurry up and call Uncle Li!"Li Mu picked up the little ghost in his hand and looked at him with a stern look.
"Old liar, I don't want to scream!"
Little Ace grabbed wildly, holding his mouth and looking unconvinced.
This hateful old liar in front of him.
I don't know what tricks he used, but my mother actually handed me over to him. I was bullied by him every day, copying all kinds of [Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation], washing clothes and cooking, and even washing his underwear!
At such a young age, I have to endure the pain that I shouldn't endure.
Uncle can tolerate but aunt can't.
In order to oppose Li Mu, Little Ace often tripped Li Mu.
But he was subdued by Li Mu, and then.......There were two more slap marks on the buttocks.
In Li Mu's words, if you are going to hit him, you have to hit him symmetrically.
This is good news for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Listening to little Ace in front of him calling him an old liar,
Li Mu's face gradually darkened.
Old liar, right!
If the naughty child is ignorant, he must be beaten.
Seeing that Li Mu was going to beat him, little Ace raised his head stubbornly, with tears in his eyes:"Go ahead and hit me, I'm not afraid of you...."
Li Mu was immediately amused by the stubborn little Ace in front of him.
He pinched the porcelain doll-like face.
Little thing.
Quite unique.
As expected.
If the child is not used for playing, then there is no point in giving birth!
Li Mu can be regarded as half of Little Ace's father.
As the saying goes.
When grandma takes care of the child, it is enough to eat. When mom takes care of the child, it is enough to make the child look good.
When dad takes care of the child, hehe, it is enough to keep the child alive.
But Little Ace seems to have reached the rebellious period at the age of five......It's too early!
He's just a little brat.
Li Mu has plenty of ways to deal with him!
"Alas, the child has grown up and no longer listens to advice, nor does he listen to his uncle......"
Suddenly, Li Mu sighed, put his hands behind his back, and looked worried:
"Forget it, from now on, you can go wherever you want and do whatever you want. I, your uncle, will no longer care about you......"
"Uncle Li...I...."
When Little Ace saw that Li Mu was serious, he was startled and realized that he had gotten into trouble. He quickly lowered his head and admitted his mistake, saying,"Uncle Li, I was wrong.....You are my only relative, I will definitely listen to you and never go against you again!"
This silly boy!
Li Mu laughed wildly in his heart, so what if he is a candidate for Pirate King? Isn't he completely obedient to me?
"What's the point of saying this now? Go away and don't come back!"
"Uncle Li, I was really wrong, please don't chase me away!"
Ace saw that Li Mu was really going to chase him away, and he grabbed the corner of Li Mu's clothes anxiously.
"Little Ace, why don't you understand your uncle's good intentions? Will your uncle harm you? I am your only relative, and I have raised you with my own hands.....Bah, I raised you up, and everything uncle did was for your own good!"
Li Mu stretched out his hand and patted Ace's shoulder.
It appeared!
It's all for your own good!!!
Isn't this the standard style of Xia Guo-style parents at present?
Sure enough.
The dragon-slaying boy will one day become a dragon!
Isn't this the picture?
"Uncle Li, I was really wrong. I will definitely work hard to practice and will never let you down!"
Ace had a serious face and clenched his fists.
Looking at the serious little Ace, he saw that the time was almost right.
Li Mu touched Ace's little head, put away his playfulness, and said righteously:"Little Ace, it's good that you know your uncle's good intentions. Come, I have a set of five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation. Take it back tonight and copy it. I will check it tomorrow!"
Poor little Ace.
The last second, he was still in tears, moved by Uncle Li.
The next second, he was dumbfounded, staring at the pile of books in front of him that Li Mu didn't know where he took out from.
Ah, this........
You've made me lose my ability!
In a trance,
Li Mu's smile in front of him became ferocious, like a devil from the abyss, which made Ace's spine cold. Uncle Li is too scary, I can't beat him.
Little Ace pouted and looked at the heavy book in his hand.
Copying again!
Little Ace felt like the sky was about to fall.
Saliva flowed from the corners of his eyes.
For five years,
Li Mu claimed to take care of him, but in fact he cheated him in various ways.
He played with him in different ways every day.
Little Ace was tortured to death.
The key is that he couldn't beat him.
Look, a standard five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation was put into him again.
There is no place to cry even if I want to!........................
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