I am a genius Taoist priest
Chapter 72
The short killer ran so fast that he jumped out of the window again.
I also jumped out of the window, and
if it was faster than the speed, the short man could not compare to mine.
I was the fastest,
and the short man ran out of the railway and towards a mountain.
The mountains here are not as high as the mountains of the Huaxia Kingdom.
The mountains in Huaxia Kingdom are all tall and big, the mountains here are not tall or big
, I closely catch up with
the short, the short man runs, while farting
, the short
killer is really very short, when he runs, many times he rolls on the ground, not so much running, but rolling appropriately.
The short man went up the mountain a little slower
, but when it came time to go down, the short man was faster, his body was originally rounder, like a winter melon, now he held his head in his hands, rolled down, rolled out as far as he rolled.
I chased after me in the back, I didn't roll, I
still darted down the hill and chased the shorty.
The short man climbed and ran with a rolling belt, and he was blessed with a lot of speed, and the speed was actually a lot faster.
The short man ran for a while, running very fast, although my speed was very fast, but I was not able to catch up with him at once, just chased behind his ass, and smelled that the short man farted a few times.
The shorty's fart is very sniffy, very sniffy
, and after I smelled the shorty's fart, I felt quite uncomfortable, so it affected the speed a little.
The shorty's fart actually has a blocking effect
, which I couldn't have imagined anyway, I really didn't expect that the shorty fart blocked me.
But my speed still didn't slow down much, and although I smelled a fart and felt a little affected, overall, it still didn't affect much.
The short man quickly ran over a mountain, and in front of him was
another railway, and the short man quickly rushed towards the railway, and
after a while, another train came, this time a freight car.
The wagon was full of food, and the short man jumped onto the train, and soon entered a carriage, and
I jumped into the carriage of the train with me.
The short man and I were not in the same carriage, he was still several carriages in front
, the short man's carriage had a lot of delicious things, all transported from the fighting countries, and the short man's
carriage had a lot of cooked meat, beer, canned food, and ham.
The short man got into the car and began to build, he first opened a bottle of beer, took a sip of wine, ate another piece of cooked meat, and ate another bite of
canned food, and when I got into the carriage, there was also a lot of food, canned food, ham, milk, and a lot of peanuts.
I ate some peanuts first, then opened a bottle of canned food, ate a bottle of canned food, it felt okay
, the short man ate very fast, he ran for so long, the consumption was quite large, the short man
ate to replenish energy, I also ate to replenish energy.
When the dwarf finished eating, I also finished eating.
I immediately ran to the short man's carriage, making sure to catch this short killer.
When I ran over, the short man also jumped, he finished eating, he was much more energetic, and he ran a lot faster.
The short man quickly jumped
on the roof of the car, and I jumped on the roof of the car.
Two people stood
on the roof of the car, and the wind on the roof was quite strong, blowing the short man's hair flying.
I didn't have long hair, and as a Taoist priest I was supposed to have long hair, but I didn't keep it, I cut my hair off, and cut it quite short, because short hair is more convenient and easy to wash, or it is not so troublesome not to wash it.
My master is a worldly master, he does not have long hair, he does not pay so much attention to these things, otherwise he can be called a worldly master.
The so-called worldly superior person is to go my own way, that is, to do everything according to one's own will, and will not be bound by any rules.
If you want to be restrained, the worldly superior cannot be called the worldly high, but can only be called the worldly high, because the world, so the world, so it is called the worldly high.
Like Master, I now also have a short hair, unlike other Taoist priests who leave long hair, and then pull my hair high, just like a lady pulling her hair.
Therefore, for me, some places are really different from Taoist priests, some Taoist priests cannot sleep with beautiful women, but some Taoist priests have to specifically find beautiful women to sleep, because Taoist priests have to divide into sects, some Taoist sects, are male and female double cultivation, the master accepts female disciples, and they double practice with female disciples, or how to double practice, but some Taoist
priests cannot sleep with women
.
And as far as I am concerned, of course, I inherit the sect of the master, the master is a worldly master, as long as the cultivation reaches a certain level, you can sleep with beautiful women, and you can enjoy the joy of red dust.
Therefore, the Taoist priest is also very particular, and many people do not know this.
Now the dwarf blows the wind on the roof of the car, and I blow the wind on the roof of the car.
The two looked at each other, and neither attacked first.
When you get to the roof of the car, there will definitely be a fight.
The short man's martial arts are actually quite high, and he is a heaven-level martial artist, which is similar to my martial arts level.
But my path of practice with the dwarf is different.
The short man is purely a martial arts practice, but I am an immortal practice, mine is an immortal cultivation, and the short man is a martial arts cultivation, and the concept of cultivating martial arts and cultivating immortals is completely different, and
my exercises are many times stronger than the martial arts
exercises of the short man,
so the short man is not as high as my kung fu.
The short man suddenly jumped up, he was shorter, but he was quite fast, and he suddenly jumped in front of me and kicked me underneath.
The short man's kick was very strong, and his kick contained a few successes, and if he was hit, my two eggs would be gone.
For such a situation, I certainly will not allow it to happen, two eggs are too important, for any man, two eggs are very important.
In the past, the eunuch was taken two eggs, so he became a eunuch, so as a man, the importance of the two eggs is incomparable.
Of course I couldn't let the dwarf kick the eggs, so I jumped.
I jumped up, jumped three feet high, and the short man kicked empty.
The short man kicked in the air and stood unsteady on the spot, after all, the top of the train is no better than on flat ground, which is also quite a thrilling place.
The short man kicked in the air like this, and suddenly fell.
The short man threw himself forward and fell
to the ground, and I was on it again, and then I sat down on my butt, right on the short man's head.
The short man lost two teeth.
The two teeth of the short man just hit the roof of the train and shattered all at once.
The short man cried out in pain.
But I didn't bother with the shorty.
I was still sitting on the short man's head, and I was sitting on
the short man's head, shaking his ass hard
, so that the short man's teeth fell out one after
another, at first the short man lost only one tooth, then another tooth.
The short man continued to lose his teeth one after another, until later, all the short man's teeth were lost.
But I didn't get up from the shorty's head, I kept sitting on the shorty's head, and the dwarf struggled several times, but he couldn't struggle at all.
With my skills, as long as I sit on the short man's head, he wants to struggle, wants to escape, and thinks.
I also jumped out of the window, and
if it was faster than the speed, the short man could not compare to mine.
I was the fastest,
and the short man ran out of the railway and towards a mountain.
The mountains here are not as high as the mountains of the Huaxia Kingdom.
The mountains in Huaxia Kingdom are all tall and big, the mountains here are not tall or big
, I closely catch up with
the short, the short man runs, while farting
, the short
killer is really very short, when he runs, many times he rolls on the ground, not so much running, but rolling appropriately.
The short man went up the mountain a little slower
, but when it came time to go down, the short man was faster, his body was originally rounder, like a winter melon, now he held his head in his hands, rolled down, rolled out as far as he rolled.
I chased after me in the back, I didn't roll, I
still darted down the hill and chased the shorty.
The short man climbed and ran with a rolling belt, and he was blessed with a lot of speed, and the speed was actually a lot faster.
The short man ran for a while, running very fast, although my speed was very fast, but I was not able to catch up with him at once, just chased behind his ass, and smelled that the short man farted a few times.
The shorty's fart is very sniffy, very sniffy
, and after I smelled the shorty's fart, I felt quite uncomfortable, so it affected the speed a little.
The shorty's fart actually has a blocking effect
, which I couldn't have imagined anyway, I really didn't expect that the shorty fart blocked me.
But my speed still didn't slow down much, and although I smelled a fart and felt a little affected, overall, it still didn't affect much.
The short man quickly ran over a mountain, and in front of him was
another railway, and the short man quickly rushed towards the railway, and
after a while, another train came, this time a freight car.
The wagon was full of food, and the short man jumped onto the train, and soon entered a carriage, and
I jumped into the carriage of the train with me.
The short man and I were not in the same carriage, he was still several carriages in front
, the short man's carriage had a lot of delicious things, all transported from the fighting countries, and the short man's
carriage had a lot of cooked meat, beer, canned food, and ham.
The short man got into the car and began to build, he first opened a bottle of beer, took a sip of wine, ate another piece of cooked meat, and ate another bite of
canned food, and when I got into the carriage, there was also a lot of food, canned food, ham, milk, and a lot of peanuts.
I ate some peanuts first, then opened a bottle of canned food, ate a bottle of canned food, it felt okay
, the short man ate very fast, he ran for so long, the consumption was quite large, the short man
ate to replenish energy, I also ate to replenish energy.
When the dwarf finished eating, I also finished eating.
I immediately ran to the short man's carriage, making sure to catch this short killer.
When I ran over, the short man also jumped, he finished eating, he was much more energetic, and he ran a lot faster.
The short man quickly jumped
on the roof of the car, and I jumped on the roof of the car.
Two people stood
on the roof of the car, and the wind on the roof was quite strong, blowing the short man's hair flying.
I didn't have long hair, and as a Taoist priest I was supposed to have long hair, but I didn't keep it, I cut my hair off, and cut it quite short, because short hair is more convenient and easy to wash, or it is not so troublesome not to wash it.
My master is a worldly master, he does not have long hair, he does not pay so much attention to these things, otherwise he can be called a worldly master.
The so-called worldly superior person is to go my own way, that is, to do everything according to one's own will, and will not be bound by any rules.
If you want to be restrained, the worldly superior cannot be called the worldly high, but can only be called the worldly high, because the world, so the world, so it is called the worldly high.
Like Master, I now also have a short hair, unlike other Taoist priests who leave long hair, and then pull my hair high, just like a lady pulling her hair.
Therefore, for me, some places are really different from Taoist priests, some Taoist priests cannot sleep with beautiful women, but some Taoist priests have to specifically find beautiful women to sleep, because Taoist priests have to divide into sects, some Taoist sects, are male and female double cultivation, the master accepts female disciples, and they double practice with female disciples, or how to double practice, but some Taoist
priests cannot sleep with women
.
And as far as I am concerned, of course, I inherit the sect of the master, the master is a worldly master, as long as the cultivation reaches a certain level, you can sleep with beautiful women, and you can enjoy the joy of red dust.
Therefore, the Taoist priest is also very particular, and many people do not know this.
Now the dwarf blows the wind on the roof of the car, and I blow the wind on the roof of the car.
The two looked at each other, and neither attacked first.
When you get to the roof of the car, there will definitely be a fight.
The short man's martial arts are actually quite high, and he is a heaven-level martial artist, which is similar to my martial arts level.
But my path of practice with the dwarf is different.
The short man is purely a martial arts practice, but I am an immortal practice, mine is an immortal cultivation, and the short man is a martial arts cultivation, and the concept of cultivating martial arts and cultivating immortals is completely different, and
my exercises are many times stronger than the martial arts
exercises of the short man,
so the short man is not as high as my kung fu.
The short man suddenly jumped up, he was shorter, but he was quite fast, and he suddenly jumped in front of me and kicked me underneath.
The short man's kick was very strong, and his kick contained a few successes, and if he was hit, my two eggs would be gone.
For such a situation, I certainly will not allow it to happen, two eggs are too important, for any man, two eggs are very important.
In the past, the eunuch was taken two eggs, so he became a eunuch, so as a man, the importance of the two eggs is incomparable.
Of course I couldn't let the dwarf kick the eggs, so I jumped.
I jumped up, jumped three feet high, and the short man kicked empty.
The short man kicked in the air and stood unsteady on the spot, after all, the top of the train is no better than on flat ground, which is also quite a thrilling place.
The short man kicked in the air like this, and suddenly fell.
The short man threw himself forward and fell
to the ground, and I was on it again, and then I sat down on my butt, right on the short man's head.
The short man lost two teeth.
The two teeth of the short man just hit the roof of the train and shattered all at once.
The short man cried out in pain.
But I didn't bother with the shorty.
I was still sitting on the short man's head, and I was sitting on
the short man's head, shaking his ass hard
, so that the short man's teeth fell out one after
another, at first the short man lost only one tooth, then another tooth.
The short man continued to lose his teeth one after another, until later, all the short man's teeth were lost.
But I didn't get up from the shorty's head, I kept sitting on the shorty's head, and the dwarf struggled several times, but he couldn't struggle at all.
With my skills, as long as I sit on the short man's head, he wants to struggle, wants to escape, and thinks.
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