I Am a Nobleman in England

It’s said that men like to go crazy when they are drunk. In fact, women feel terrible when they are drunk. Don’t think that beautiful women do not have a charm when they are drunk. The imagination is very good, but when the reality is very backbone, when drunk, the mind does not listen to oneself. After being urged, all kinds of embarrassment were exposed, and all kinds of ugliness were full of ugliness, even if it is usually a weak little sister, it will become quite terrible!

Please believe that even the most beautiful woman, once drunk, don't try to get close, because it is likely to be thrown up. . . . . .

The helper murmured something from time to time, and Emilia, who showed a smirk from time to time, covered the quilt, and Arthur also shook his head a little drunk, the whole room was filled with sour smell and the mixed smell of wine, it was simply It's unbearable.

Staggered to his feet, walked to the window and opened the window to let the fresh cool outdoor wind blow into the house to dilute the odor in the room. Arthur walked into the bathroom with more odor, took off his clothes and put his clothes off. Throw it into the laundry basket, stand under the shower, turn on the water heater, and start washing.

I have to say that since becoming Arthur Boleyn, Arthur is quite satisfied with everything else, except for his body odor, which is very uncomfortable for him.

However, Europeans and Americans have heavy body odor and rough skin. This is something the whole world knows. Fortunately, he only has body odor and no body odor. Of course, this also makes Arthur have to take a bath at both ends in the morning and evening, and choose his favorite orange perfume as his daily necessities.

Arthur also deliberately investigated the reasons. According to authoritative British scientific data, from the perspective of modern biology, the earliest humans had body odor when they did not leave Africa. This is an important sign for people to recognize each other.

However, when humans entered the temperate zone of East Asia, some people had genetic mutations, resulting in decreased secretion of apocrine glands. (Don’t ask me about those genetic mutations, I don’t know.)

Anyway, in short, the ancestors of the people of the Celestial Dynasty have mutated in this way, distinguishing them from the rest of the world. Ninety-five percent of the people in the Celestial dynasty have no sense of taste, and the population in other areas is not as lucky as the tian dynasty.

Only 30% of Oceania turtles have no body odor, and only 10% of whites have no body odor! Almost all blacks! In other words, except for East Asians, almost everyone with crooked nuts has body odor! Remember "→m.\\B\\iq\\u\\g\\o\\m" in one second on the mobile phone to provide you with wonderful \\ novel reading.

It is ridiculous that Europeans and Americans are not used to the tastelessness of the heavenly people. I got close and smelled, no body odor, no nostalgia, no strange youhuo, boring. . . . . .

Raising his arm, after applying the roll-on perfume under his armpit, Arthur sniffed the perfume before putting on the perfume. Looking at himself in the mirror, Arthur grinned and pulled a bath towel around his waist. Go up and out of the bathroom.

Seeing Emilia, who was drunk and slept, Arthur shook his head and laughed. He closed the window again, closed the curtains, turned off the light, and lay down on Chuang.

The drunkenness made him a little bit irritable, lying flat and closing his eyes, the Ji Li Hazel he had seen appeared in his mind, and the corners of his mouth could not help but rise slightly.

To be honest, under the global trend of skinny beauties, men still like women with hot bodies.

Although she has a lot of scandals as a third edition girl, she was named the world's number one **** girl by "Gang Gang" with the devil figure of 34E2436. Eva Longoria, the "goddess of sex" Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie and others have all become her qun defeat, which can fully explain how youren she is.

What makes people like her is that she is not only such a superb body, but also has a long face that is allure. Ji Li, who has a quarter of Asian descent, is undoubtedly in line with the aesthetics of the Asians. The facial features are good to see. Can't bear to move away, people can't help but set this face of her as a computer screen, which can last a whole year.

No, Arthur scum, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, but the strength does not allow the young earl Arthur to hang himself on a tree like this!

What you have seen and heard, what you feel, and the conclusion is that men do not change because they have no money, no power, no chance.

No way, a man is too good, and if he doesn't pay attention, he may be targeted by other women.

Cough. . . Well, this is just an excuse. To put it bluntly, a man has become bad, and it has never been related to these three things. He is bad because he is bad.

Arthur knew that if he worked hard, he might really be able to walk into the ninth wonder tonight, and then study and visit it, but he did not rush.

Sprinkle bait and catch big fish.

Although he didn't want to eat big fish all at once, Arthur also didn't want to eat big fish just once. If you want to eat it, you can eat it, which is the happy life you really enjoy!

As for whether the fish will bite the hook, Arthur doesn't worry at all. He is famous by the third edition, changes his life, and relies on Ji Li, who is on the top of the scandal.

But when faced with the ambiguity of a young earl, her career has encountered bottlenecks, unable to get rid of the ‘halo’ of the past, and Ji Li, who has encountered difficulties in transformation and breakthrough, will never miss an opportunity to improve her status and level.

For the actresses who live in the "destroyed" entertainment circle, their future is directly related to their survival. As long as they choose and step into this circle, there will be no retreat with a good ending.

It is for this reason that they are desperate and sacrifice everything to win the upper ranks. What does it mean to be upper ranks? That is a symbol of honor and money, and it also means being able to get ahead.

For Arthur, how could he be willing to be the background board for the other party before he had enough benefits.

As for Emilia. . . Arthur had long thought about it, after all, he could not stop Emilia from pursuing her dream of becoming a famous actor, nor would he stop interference. If nothing changed, she would still embark on a dream journey in Hollywood after all.

Don't say anything. If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be silly words in the days and evenings, long-distance love, foreign love, it takes time to win.

But can it survive time?

Life is a train to the tomb. There will be many stops along the way, and it is difficult for someone to accompany it from beginning to end. When the person with you wants to get out of the car, be grateful even if you don't give up, and then wave goodbye.

Arthur opened his eyes, turned his head to look at Emilia who was sleeping next to him, and looked at him unblinkingly. He closed his eyes and fell asleep until the sleepiness struck. TV mobile terminal/

At the dinner table the next morning, Arthur could not help shaking his head and laughing as he watched Eddie and Emilia, who were still bothered by a hangover, looking languid.

And Eddie stared at Arthur with some discomfort, and asked: "You bastard, you left me alone in the guest room last night and let me sleep on the floor until dawn."

Arthur curled his mouth and shrugged, took a piece of bread dipped in nai cheese and put it into his mouth. After eating, he stared at Eddie's fiery eyes and said: "Two drunk cats, I can only take care of one. Of course I won’t leave Emilia behind and take care of you."

"Thank you, dear, boo—"

Emilia smiled sweetly and leaned to Arthur's side, and, with Arthur's cooperation, kissed him on the face.

And Eddie, the cheap sister, almost exploded in anger, snorted coldly, turned her grief and anger into appetite, and started to eat.

"Okay, I'm full, I'm leaving." Eddie wiped his mouth and hands with a napkin, stood up from the seat, and said somewhat proudly.

"Go slowly, don't send it." Arthur smiled lightly with a knife and fork in his hand.

"Eddie, if you don't go to the crew with me, you may get a chance to participate..." Emilia put down her knife and fork~www.readwn.com~ and said with concern.

"No, the British movies are completely finished. The entire European movies are rubbish. I am going to Hollywood. I believe there I will succeed and become a big star!" Eddie looked confident and full of infinity Said expectantly.

"Go to Hollywood? Why haven't you heard that before? Have you thought about it?" Arthur frowned when he heard that, put down his knife and fork, and asked.

"You don't need to take care of my affairs. You should take care of yourself. That's it. I'm leaving. This Christmas, I may have spent in America." As he said, Eddie combed himself with both hands. Her long curly hair was gathered up randomly and **** with a leather cord on her wrist.

"Emilia, you can also think about it. Only Hollywood has many opportunities. In the UK, there is no way out. Okay, I will go first..."

"boom!"

"You stop for me! You are not allowed to leave until things are clear!" Arthur patted the table suddenly, stood up, and yelled in a very harsh tone. He didn't know why he suddenly became angry.