I Am a Nobleman in England

"Does Santa Claus really exist?"

　　 "This is an era when people tend to doubt everything. They are deeply influenced by the era. Unless they see it with their own eyes, they don't believe it. If they don't understand it, they don't exist!"

　　"Yes, children, Santa Claus does exist. His existence is just like we believe that love, kindness, and loyalty exist. How boring the world would be without Santa Claus!

　　 If the world has no childish beliefs, no poetry, no romance, no happiness, life will become intolerable, and the light that children bring to the world will be extinguished.

　　 Next, let’s talk about seeing some images of ‘Santa Claus’ delivering gifts to children in Dunsford Village taken by enthusiastic viewers on our TV station--"

Watching the news broadcast on TV, Arthur, who was gathered around him and drinking afternoon tea, Eddie and Edmond looked at each other and smiled. The butler Paul, who was standing by, also showed a gratified smile on his face. Come.

　　 "Your goal has been achieved!" Eddie raised an eyebrow at Arthur and said.

"Haha." Arthur leaned back on the recliner, smiled non-committal, and watched the picture being broadcast on TV. In the heavy snow, a Christmas carriage pulled by a horse with a reindeer horn headdress was in a group of children. Surrounded by people happily, three Santa Clauses wearing Santa Claus costumes were distributing gifts. There were many adults standing not far away, their faces also filled with bright smiles.

　　 From time to time, there are other children running out of the house and rushing to the Christmas carriage happily. Anyone who sees these pictures will feel a kind of warmth.

"...According to our telephone interview, these three Santa Clauses said that they will come again next year. It is said that he will list the delivery list of Christmas gifts next year based on the letters of his parents. Santa Claus said that he is not Will give Christmas gifts to naughty children."

　　 The news host naughtyly squeezed his eyes at all the audience in front of the TV. Someone turned to look at the guests beside him and smiled and asked: "Professor Linda, what do you think of this Santa Claus promise?"

"Hehe, fortunately, this Santa Claus only promised children in one place, otherwise he might not be able to fulfill his promise, because assuming that Santa Claus does not have a certain belief, he needs to send about 378 million children in a very short time. Christmas present." The professor named Linda said with a bright sweet smile on his face.

　　 "Oh? Why do you say that?"

"Because according to my calculations, in addition to making lists, Santa Claus may also write down some formulas and equations to deal with various laws of physics when delivering gifts on Christmas Eve. Of course, it is impossible for Santa to deal with scientific laws. Like us, but he has to be careful.

　　 Due to the rotation of the earth, assuming he is flying from east to west, he has 31 hours to send gifts instead of 24 hours. Assuming that each family has an average of 3.5 children, there are 91.8 million families that Santa needs to visit. In other words, he needs to visit 822.6 homes every second, and the time used to deliver gifts to each family is about one thousandth of a second.

　　To accomplish this task, Santa’s sleigh needs to fly about 650 miles per second, which is 3000 times the speed of sound and 0.35% of the speed of light. At this speed, Santa Claus will personally feel the influence of the theory of relativity, especially time dilation, which causes his aging rate to be much lower than that of us on earth. This may explain why he can behave every Christmas. The children give gifts. . . . . . "

　　 "Puff——"

　　 The scientist guest who watched the TV talked about various assumptions and data. The three Arthurs in front of the TV couldn't help but laugh, and Arthur shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"... And in order for all children to receive gifts, 3000 people need to work 8 hours a day for a full year to make enough gifts. Now, I hope he can take seriously the various laws of science for his journey. challenge."

　　 "Hahaha, too funny." Eddie looked at Arthur jokingly and laughed.

　　"Well, thank you Professor Linda for analyzing how powerful Santa Claus is from a very scientific point of view. Fortunately, there is not only one Santa Claus in the world.

　　 So now, it’s time to unravel the mystery, let’s take a look at the true face of this Santa Claus! Everyone, please look at the big screen--"

On the TV screen, pictures of Arthur, Eddie and Edmund appeared. At this time, the three Arthur laughed lightly, listening to the introduction and praise of the three of them by the news anchor, a sense of pride and relief It came out spontaneously.

"Regarding the Christmas dinner at Sandringham Palace in Norfolk, Eddie, prepare for it and accompany me at that time. And Edmond, you also go to Norfolk with us." Arthur started. A cup of black tea, after two sips, said to Eddie and Edmond.

　　 "Eddie will accompany you to the dinner, what shall I do?" Edmond frowned slightly, and asked reluctantly.

　　 "Idiot, of course, I brought you to meet some people who can help you, don't you really just want to be a guan?" Arthur gave Edmund an angry look and continued to explain.

"The banquet that day will focus on the most important nobles and Guan members in the UK. Due to the limit on the number of invitations to carry, I can only bring Eddie to participate. This also marks the return of our Boleyn family to the mainstream class of nobility. I believe, There are many people who want to meet us, and we can also meet many people.

　　Fame and strength are what those people value. I also believe that there will be many people who can help you, and for those people, your future is nothing more than a phone call.

　　 I will lead you over, just to deal with these people! "

　　 Hearing what Arthur said, Edmund nodded seriously, looked at Arthur, and said gratefully: "Thank you, Arthur."

　　 "Brother!" Arthur raised the corner of his mouth, and said with a smile, while Edmund rolled his eyes and stroked his **** at Arthur.

　　 "Arthur, I warn you, I can accompany you to the dinner, but you don't want to interfere with my life and life!" It seemed that something had occurred, Eddie's face became very ugly, and his voice warned in a cold tone.

　　 "Ha—" Arthur curled his lips and said disdainfully: "I don't understand what you mean."

"Hehe." Eddie stood up abruptly, looked at Arthur with a sneer on his face, and said mockingly: "If you don't understand, then I'll just warn you, you want to revitalize the Bolling family. But it's okay. But Don't make my mind!"

　　 Arthur sneered and waved his hand: "Hehe, you really can associate, you think too much."

"Hehe, whether or not I think too much, it's best if you don't have this kind of idea. If you have this kind of idea, I also advise you to die early. I will never become a victim of a family marriage!" Di hugged his arms and watched Arthur warning with a condescending sneer.

　　 "Ahem. Eddie, you think too much..." Edmond said with a dumbfounded expression on the side.

"Haha, thought too much?" Eddie looked at Edmond and asked, then looked at Arthur, who had been shaking his head and laughing, and continued: "He has changed so much in the past six months, I can't guess now. Finding out what he thinks is like a change of person.

　　 If it was in the past, UU reading www.uukānshu.com, do you think he would go to the kind of banquet that was like wearing a mask and talking and laughing with those old antiques and officials? No, but now. . . I can't guarantee that he will become stranger in the future.

　　 Whether or not I think too much, I don’t want to one day, you interfere with my life and life, let alone let me marry for the family and your benefit! "

Eddie’s sudden explosion and what he said made Edmund’s eyes look at Arthur also confused, and Arthur was helplessly crying and laughing, and promised: "You can really rest assured, no one will Sacrificing your happiness and letting you go to marriage, what age is this? Besides, you really think you are very popular..."

　　 "Go to hell!" Eddie heard Arthur's words and stepped forward a little furious, kicked Arthur, and left the hall proudly.

　　 "Arthur, you wouldn't do that, would you?" Edmond looked at Eddie's disappearing back with some uncertainty, and asked Arthur suspiciously.

　　 Arthur rolled his eyes, and said with a helpless smile: "No, she really thinks too much, she is too mindful. With my current achievements, there is no need for those methods to rejuvenate the Bolling family."

"Haha, that's good, in fact, even if you really have the idea of ​​marrying, it's okay. You can consider me. I am willing to marry other families for the family. Of course, the other party should be a beautiful woman... "

　　 Arthur twitched at the corner of his mouth, full of black lines, and very gentlemanly raised his middle finger.

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