I Am A Pirate! Why Is The Crew Tom the Cat?

"Garp, you bastard, what are you laughing at!"

Sengoku grabbed Garp's collar with both hands and growled angrily.

The stronger the ability displayed by the enemy, the greater the danger that Marine will face!

And this new pirate group has appeared in the public eye for the first time.

It took less than three months to pull down a Seven Warlords of the Sea!

Moreover, there have been rumors before.

The cat named Tom is evenly matched with the world's number one swordsman Hawkeye in the sea restaurant Bharati!

Sengoku couldn't help feeling a little regretful.

If he had been more decisive at the time, he could have snuffed out the flames before Al and the others entered the Grand Line!

But now is not the time to say that, the battle between Tom and Crocodile is not over yet.

In this regard, Sengoku and a group of Marine cadres all hope that Crocodile can kill him!

These guys must not be allowed to continue to grow!

Garp still maintained his optimistic attitude, although after seeing Spike's strength, he couldn't help but feel a little crisis.

But he feels that as long as Al is the captain, his heart can always maintain the state when he met.

Even if they turn the world upside down!

As far as Garp is concerned, he can only maintain an optimistic attitude and laugh it off.

Near the coast of Alabasta.

After Spike took a sip of coffee gracefully, he showed a sage's expression, and said slowly:

"Captain Al, where's that guy Tom?"

"I haven't seen it since I threw him out, and I want to talk to it about topics like relativity."

Looking at Spike's eyes full of wisdom, Al stretched out his hand, and somehow smoothed out a blue wig, replacing the black hair on top of Spike's head.

After looking around, Al finally said, "Tom is fighting Crocodile."

When Spike heard it, his eyes lit up immediately, but he pretended to be serious again, and said seriously:

"Boy Tom, he thinks about fighting and killing all day long.

As he spoke, Spike took a sip of coffee, sighed lightly, and continued: "Can't it enjoy life gracefully like me?"

Al was speechless immediately, thinking to himself, before you ate Popeye spinach, you seem to like violent aesthetics more than Tom, right?

Just when Al was thinking about how to explain it to Spike.

Who would have thought that Spike suddenly said: "Captain Al, in order to allow Tom to have a happy and healthy growth."

"I decided to help that guy Tom deal with its enemies, and then teach Tom... um..."

Spike rested his chin, thought for a while, and said seriously: "Forget it, Captain Al, I don't want to speak out against my conscience anymore.

"I want to fight too!"

Looking at Spike's incomparably determined eyes, Al directly refused without thinking, explaining: "The duel between men is extremely sacred.

"You'd better wait here obediently until Tom finishes the battle."

After listening to Al's words, Spike ran to the side with a gloomy face, took out a wooden stick from behind and drew circles on the sand.

Seeing Spike's appearance, Nami and Carina couldn't help being curious, what happened to Spike?

Although it has long been known that both Spike and Tom can speak human words, they rarely do.

Coupled with Spike's contrasting behavior, it can't be compared with the cute and fierce look before.

Just when Nami and Carina wanted to ask Al what happened.

I saw Spike turning around in a circle, changing into a white shirt, and replacing the sunglasses with round-frame glasses.

Immediately afterwards, Spike waved his hand casually, and a ruler appeared in its hand out of thin air.

Nami and Carina looked at each other, thinking that Spike had been hit and were about to comfort him.

Spike took out a blackboard from behind, pulled Carina and Nami, and explained to them the theory of cosmic relativity.

Nami and Carina were quite interested at first, but the more they listened to it, the more confused they became.

Even Robin was taken aback.

Vivi didn't even listen for a while before feeling drowsy, drooping eyelids, and catching fish from the sidelines.

Al yawned, and came to the sand dunes in the distance. Rather than listening to Spike talk about the theory of relativity, it would be more exciting to watch the duel between Tom and Lao Sha.

I saw Tom yawned after avoiding Lao Sha's fatal attack again.

Obviously feeling a little bored about this battle.

No matter how many times it slaps Lao Sha's head apart, Lao Sha can restore it in a short time.

This kind of battle, in Tom's eyes, was relatively new at first.

But after playing for a long time, I feel a little tired.

"Hey, you... uh...""

Tom held his chin and thought for a while.

Suddenly remembering the words that Lao Sha called him back then, he put his hands on his hips and continued:

"Have you had enough fun, you sand bastard."

"Sine, Sine, Sine, Sine!!!"

Seeing that Lao Sha had fallen into a state of madness, Tom spread his hands helplessly, and casually smashed a strawberry pie over.

Taking advantage of Lao Sha's distraction, Tom decided to run away without thinking about it.

Realizing that Tom wanted to run away, Lao Sha became even more angry. This damn cat wants to run away after playing tricks on him?

"Are you kidding me!"

【Desert Sunflower!】

I saw Lao Sha squatting halfway, putting his right hand on the sand.

boom--

Only a loud bang was heard.

As Lao Sha got up slowly, he saw a huge quicksand pit suddenly formed within a distance of nearly 100 meters under Tom's feet!

Seeing this, Tom was so frightened that his little heart was about to pop out!

But Tom thought about it again, he was dead and became a soul, could this thing harm him?

Obviously it is impossible!

Thinking of this, the smile on Tom's face gradually became presumptuous.

Just when Tom was about to fall into the quicksand, Tom calmly took out a skateboard from behind.

Immediately afterwards, under the shocked eyes of everyone, he played surfing in the quicksand pit.

"Yahoo~"

Tom seemed to have discovered the camera phone bug, and he deliberately turned towards the camera, arched his hands, and looked arrogant.

After seeing this scene, Lao Sha was so angry that the back of his teeth were crushed, and his veins burst out. He wished he could chop this damned guy into a pulp!!!

In the conference room of the Marine headquarters, Sengoku's face was extremely gloomy after seeing this scene.

Akainu even slammed the table and shouted, "Is this guy provoking us?!"

As if to verify Akainu's conjecture, Tom deliberately turned his back on the camera phone bug and patted his butt.

The way he looked said, "Come and hit me, idiot!"

After seeing this scene, Akainu turned blue with anger. If Sengoku was not still there, he would definitely flip the table.

"Damn guy, I must kill him!"

Akainu's roar was heard from the lowest floor of the Marine Headquarters, even the sailors who were doing cleaning.

For this reason, many sea soldiers who were doing cleaning were startled by this sudden roar!

As a result, their center of gravity was unstable, their feet stepped on the mop, and they slid along the ground for a distance of more than ten meters.

Finally, they hit the wall one by one, attracting the attention of all the sailors.

They all speculated why Akainu Admiral was so angry, and launched a series of exaggerated conjectures.

And Akainu didn't know how much impact his actions had had.

Right now, he has only one thing on his mind!

That is, to catch the cat named Tom into Impel down, or——kill it directly!

Tom, who was far away in Alabasta, suddenly felt a chill, sneezed and started to perform his talent again.

Al opened the system page after seeing Tom's series of coquettish operations.

[Negative emotion value from Sir Crocodile +9999]

【*...)

Looking at the very stable emotional value on the system page, Al couldn't help but smile.

I thought to myself that Lao Sha is really a "blessed general."

But the next second!

Just when Tom completed a difficult 720-degree backflip and was about to continue the show.

The angry Lao Sha put his hands on the ground and roared, "Go to hell!"

In an instant, around the bunker, a sand wall of hundreds of battles rose into the air, surrounding the whole bunker!

As Lao Sha's voice fell, the paving wall instantly buried Tom under the yellow sand!

"Aww~Aww~"

The moment the sand wall hit the ground, Tom's shrill scream resounded through the sky!

"Hahahaha, this is what happens when you fight against me!"

Seeing that the bunker had been completely buried, Lao Sha laughed wildly.

However, the next second.

Before Lao Sha could feel the joy of winning the battle, Tom Ji Zhang's magical voice sounded again.

The smile on Lao Sha's face disappeared instantly.

He turned around stiffly like a machine, and looked at Tom who was holding his chest and pretending to be uncomfortable behind him.

Suddenly, there was a roar like seeing a ghost.

"No! Why aren't you dead yet!"

Realizing that he had been spotted, Tom decisively took out a piece of pumpkin pie from behind, took a bite, and threw it at Lao Sha's head.

Snapped--

"you..……"

Before Lao Sha could speak, Tom threw another piece of cream cake at him.

Then Tom took a step that he didn't recognize, and took out a steaming hot oil pan from behind.

At the same time, Tom also replaced the angel halo with the horns of the devil, holding a trident.

Immediately afterwards, he forked Lao Sha into the oil pan without giving Lao Sha a chance to react.

In Tom's thinking, the soul of the villain has to go to hell to soak in the oil pan, so that he can be completely eliminated.

The moment Lao Sha touched the oil pan, he wailed in pain.

However, while Tom laughed evilly, Lao Sha was stopped by the trident, preventing him from escaping.

Looking at the scene of Lao Sha going into the frying pan, all the cadres in the Marine headquarters couldn't help but shudder.

I can feel the pain through the screen!

Even Al couldn't help but get goosebumps after seeing this scene.

"hateful!"

The old sofa let out a roar, and smashed the oil pan with a punch.

The scalding hot oil flowed to Tom's feet, and it hurt so much that he hugged his feet and ran wildly.

However, after running around for a while, Tom was surprised to find that what he was holding was actually Lao Sha's foot?!

Tom pursed his lips, gave Lao Sha a hard look, flicked Lao Sha's feet, turned his head and hugged his own feet, and screamed.

at this time!

Lao Sha's eyes turned cold, and he pinched Tom's neck with his right hand and carried him in half Karakura!

Then he raised the sharp golden hook, ready to give Tom a fatal blow!

Before Tom could react, Lao Sha violently waved his golden hook and stabbed towards Tom's heart!

Looking at the sand, the road covered with gold

The shadow pierced by the hook, the Marine Vice Admiral owned by the Marine Headquarters, couldn't help but let out bursts of applause.

Some Marine Vice Admirals even hugged each other and shed tears of joy.

Just when everyone thought Tom was dead.

What happened in the next second directly plunged them into extreme suspicion and fear!

I saw the moment when the golden hook penetrated Tom's body!

Lao Sha was suddenly kicked by Tom and flew out, gliding on the sand for hundreds of meters before stopping!

After seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but widen their eyes, and even their jaws fell to the ground.

Looking in disbelief at everything that appeared in their field of vision.

"Isn't that guy dead? Why..."

"Why is the chest pierced through, the cat is not dead yet!"

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Just when they were puzzled, Akainu gritted his teeth with a gloomy face and said, "Crocodile did penetrate the cat's body." 21

"B......"

Akainu paused, cut a hole in his stomach, and demonstrated it vividly to everyone present.

However, some people quickly overturned this reason.

"Sakazuki Admiral, isn't this ability only available to Logia fruit sellers?"

"Could it be that the cat named Tom is also a Logia fruit user?"

Faced with (Zhao Zhao Zhao)'s questions, Akainu just snorted coldly and didn't answer them.

In his eyes, the questions these guys ask can only be asked by idiots.

Sengoku on the side frowned even more after seeing this scene.

All kinds of things can be pulled out from the back, and the body can be split and elementalized?

Sengoku thought about all the matching Devil Fruits in his mind, but couldn't find one.

Even Sengoku once wondered if Tom ate one that wasn't recorded in the Devil Fruit illustrated book?

"Damn it, what kind of monster is this guy!"

Looking at the figure who was pulling out various gadgets from behind to deal with Crocodile, Sengoku couldn't help but feel a little headache.

However, Tom didn't know that the so-called "normal" behavior in his eyes.

Among the Marine executives, there is an indelible shadow in their hearts, as well as doubts that cannot be guessed!

At this time, Tom kicked the sand away at the moment

Looking down at his feet, he was stunned for a while before recovering from the shock.

You know, before this, it never hit Lao Sha once!

As a light bulb above his head lit up, Tom seemed to have guessed Lao Sha's weakness.

In order to verify my conjecture.

Tom took out a baseball bat, mace, tennis racket, and a series of props from behind, and attacked Lao Sha for five minutes.

For comparison, a comprehensive test of dipping in water, dipping in oil, dipping in cake, and not dipping in anything.

In the end, I found that as long as these three items are stained, they can cause substantial damage to Lao Sha!

At the end of the test, Tom gave a thumbs up as if he had discovered a new world, and then pointed to Lao Sha.

"Hey hey~"

Tom took out a fire hydrant from behind, pointed the gun at the unconscious Lao Sha, and let out an evil laugh!

(Starting at eight o'clock in the morning, there are seven more!).