I Am a Professional Hunter

　　 "Teacher... do you have to do this... I... I'm shy..."

　　 "How can a man say that he can't do it? Go, the teacher will check it for you! You must take it!"

　　 On the street, Qin Wen and Shanxin hid behind the telephone poles, sneakingly staring at a little girl who was sniffing flowers on the side of the road like a porcelain doll, who looked about the same size as Shanxin.

　　 And she is the target Qin Wen found for Shan Xin, of course, not hunting for beauty, but making friends.

　　 It was the afternoon. Shanxin ran to Qin Wen immediately after school, and woke him up from the sofa. The two of them had a clear goal today, to find a little girl for Shanxin to be friends before dinner! Then go to a big meal to celebrate the success!

Qin Wen hid behind the telegraph pole like a stalker, staring at the little girl from a distance. Fortunately, he didn't wear an apron and hugged the flower pot at this time. Otherwise, someone might have called the police, but even so, many people were staring. he.

　　 However, Qin Wen's cheeky made him not care about this at all, so he pushed Shan Xin out. However, Shan Xin blushed, holding his legs as if urinating, shaking all over, not daring to talk to him, typical social fear.

　　 "Old... teacher, I'm afraid... what if she doesn't like me? Will she laugh at me?"

　　 Shanxin was terrified. Before he took the first step, he had imagined all the most tragic and socially deadly scenes.

　　 Qin Wen looked at Shanxin's shy appearance, and slapped his forehead, a little bit hatred for iron but not steel.

　　 "Shanxin, listen carefully to the teacher, we men! The most important thing is to be brave! If you muster up the courage to go, it is the worst but ashamed! But if it succeeds! It is a big victory!"

Beside the telephone pole, Qin Wenyi said righteously, half squatted down, patted Shanxin on the shoulder, and taught by precepts and deeds. A little dog couldn’t bear him pretending, so arrogantly, he walked to the telephone pole and raised his leg to sprinkle the old man. Urine, Xun's Qin Wen changed position, completely exposed outside the telephone pole.

"Where is the dog, go aside. Shanxin, you continue to listen to the teacher, you should try to make yourself handsome in front of the opposite **** as much as possible. It is shameful for a while, but being handsome is for a lifetime! Can't bear the lamb can't cover the old wolf, understand Is there no chance for success if you are timid! Only by stepping out of your comfort zone can you discover a wider world!"

　　 Shanxin nodded in a daze, a little faint, but he always felt that Qin Wen's words seemed to have a kind of magic, which made people instinctively want to be convinced. It seems that the [Three-inch Ling Tongue] has worked.

　　 "Hmm! Good! I understand the teacher! I'm going now!"

"wait!"

　　 Shanxin was brainwashed by Qin Wen, turned his head and walked towards the little girl, but was stopped by Qin Wen, as if not satisfied with Shanxin's image. Rubbing his hands, messing up the other side's small mushroom head, then grabbing a mature big back, and unbuttoning two collar buttons, so that the originally ignorant and cute Shanxin feels like a ruffian.

　　 "Hmm... Almost mean, would you whistle?"

　　 "I...I can't."

　　 Qin Wen frowned, looked at Shanxin, and finally sighed.

　　 "Forget it, you can't learn whistle for a while, the teacher will teach you to wink. Come, follow me."

As Qin Wen said, he blinked one eye and let out an extremely embarrassingly ugly wink. If someone else's winking is discharging, he is like spraying silt, which makes people always think of the toilet being blocked. Picture.

　　 "This... teacher, why do you want to learn this?"

　　 Shanxin is a bit disgusting, but he dare not speak out.

　　 "Because girls like to winks! Don't worry about so much! Just learn!"

　　 Qin Wen's tone was firm, as if beyond doubt, and under the influence of [Three Cun Ling Tongue], Shan Xin also believed his nonsense. After learning better than gourd painting, he eventually imitated it and Qin Wen was eighth similar.

　　 "How did you learn to be like this? How can you make others like it so disgusting?"

　　 Qin Wen frowned as he looked at Shanxin's greasy wintry eyes, he really didn't know his level at all.

　　"..."

　　 Shanxin was a little bit painful, but out of worship and respect for Qin Wen, he said nothing.

　　 "Forget it, although it doesn't imitate my essence, it should be enough for a little girl. Go! I must take it!"

　　 Qin Wen looked at Shan Xin's arrogant appearance, nodded in satisfaction, and pointed at the little girl who was about to leave.

　　 But Shan Xin's eyes are piercing, and Qin Wen's unfounded self-confidence has infected him, and he has a bit of confidence at this time.

"Um!"

　　 Shanxin nodded fiercely, without any doubt about the reliability of Qin Wen's teaching, he walked towards the little girl arrogantly, and then walked back sullenly, covering his face five seconds later.

　　 "Huh? So fast? How is it?"

　　 Qin Wen looked wrong and asked anxiously about Shanxin's situation, but Shanxin's expression was empty and he looked ashamed.

　　 "She said I was strange... and then ran away..."

　　 Shanxin lost the false confidence given by Qin Wen, his teenage face was covered with vicissitudes, as if he had been hit hard and life was hopeless.

　　 "How is it possible? What did you say?"

　　 Qin Wen had a wrong face. In his eyes, Shanxin was so charming at this time. He couldn't understand why he failed.

　　 "I say hello, can you be friends with me..."

　　 "What then? Nothing?"

"Gone..."

　　 Qin asked the five thunders and couldn't believe it, could it be that the clown was himself?

　　 "It's impossible...you wait, the teacher will try it yourself."

　　 Qin Wen did not believe in evil, grabbed his hair and unbuttoned two buttons. Then he randomly selected a lucky person from the street and walked over with a smile.

　　 "Hi~beauties, add a contact information~"

　　 Qin Wen walked out of the telephone pole, without a word, blocking the way of the lucky one, and then began to spray silt with affection.

"Neuropathy..."

　　 is more direct than the little girl, and he bypassed Qin Wen and left after cursing.

　　 The clown is really himself.

　　 Qin Wen seemed as if a piece of rotten wooden stake was stuck in place, and he was in a dilemma. Although he didn't care about being rejected, he was as shameless as him. At this time, he was also hesitating how to restore his image in front of Shanxin.

　　 Qin Wen walked back silently, looking triumphant.

　　 "Teacher! Did you succeed!"

　　 Shanxin saw that Qin Wen was so confident and immediately rekindled his confidence.

　　 "Huh! Then I need to say! I'll stop there! With a wink, she just said that she doesn't deserve me, and ran away shyly!"

　　 It's him, the tank armor is ashamed of seeing Qin Wen, but because of [Three-inch Lingtong], Shanxin didn't doubt Qin Wen's words, but admired him even more.

　　 "The teacher is really the best! I will keep it like this in the future! I will wink when I see people! You can definitely make friends!"

　　 "Cough cough... forget it... just imitating me blindly will not last long. To get out of your own style and use your charm to make close friends is the most important thing..."

　　 Qin Wen touched his nose awkwardly~www.readwn.com~ and quickly stopped Shanxin's dangerous idea. But there is one point. Although Qin Wen is not very reliable, he can always say some really useful truths, so that Shan Xin has really learned something.

　　 "Teacher... I failed... Then shall we still have a big meal..."

　　 Shanxin was a bit wronged. He felt that he had done his best and did exactly what Qin Wen said. He also plucked up the courage to take the first step, but he failed.

　　 "Eat! Why don't you eat! Who said you failed? The teacher thinks that you succeeded, not only to strike up a conversation, but also to take your brave first step. It is worth celebrating!"

　　 Qin Wen touched Shanxin's head with a smile on his face. He has already embarrassed his family and must make up for it.

　　 At this time, it was getting late, and the street lights on the street were lit up in rows, taking over the work of the sun.

　　 People's shadows gradually gathered, the cries from the streets and alleys sounded in a film, and the smell of fireworks became more and more intense.

　　 Under the night, in the crowd, two shadows, one tall and one short, chatting and laughing, holding bags of snacks and snacks in their hands, and the atmosphere is harmonious.

　　 "You can't scold you when you go home so late, right?"

　　 "Don't worry, teacher, I told my family that I was working part-time outside, and they were so happy."

　　 "Don't worry about you?"

　　 "They know that I have special abilities, so I feel relieved that I will come out."

　　 Qin asked for a moment, but then nodded.

　　 "You are very lucky to be born in an enlightened and loving family."

　　 "Well! I love them too! And I also met a teacher! No one is luckier than me!"

　　 Shanxin took a bite of the grilled squid Qin Wen bought him, and he was satisfied.