I Am Also A Father For The First Time, Why Let You?

After a brief question, a big boss soon explained on the barrage.

"Android dual system, I didn't think he would set it up!"

"This operation is too six, why didn't I think of it?"

"Based on my 30-year single hand speed, this operation can be done by Su Chen in 1 second, master!"

"I glanced at the fruit phone, and it fell angrily!"

"Perfectly hides LSP attributes, awesome."

...

After Su Chen confirmed that the mobile phone is a pure system, he slowly breathed a sigh of relief, and Yaoyao who just came out squeezed out a big smile.

Yaoyao scanned around the Uncles who were not in every corner of the living room, and shrank subconsciously.

But seeing Su Chen stuffing the noodles into his mouth again, he walked over curiously.

"what are you eating?"

"Fried chicken and Coke."

"Liar, this is noodles!"

"Really, if you don't believe me, try it?"

Yaoyao pouted, "Yaoyao is a good child, she has to brush her teeth and wash her face before eating."

As she spoke, she pointed at the corner of Su Chen's eyes with disgust: "You have eye shit here!"

"Impossible, I wiped it just now..." Su Chen quickly wiped the corners of both eyes, met Yaoyao's complacent gaze, and heheed twice, "Who says you have to brush your teeth and wash your face before eating? Our Su family's habit Just eat first, then brush your teeth and wash your face."

Yaoyao blinked her big eyes and emphasized: "Mom said it."

"So, when you lived with your mother before, you had to listen to your mother, but now you live with your father, you have to listen to your father."

"Come on, let's eat noodles first, ah no, fried chicken and Coke, then brush your teeth and wash your face, be good."

Yaoyao pursed her lips in disgust, and took two steps back.

"No wonder mom doesn't want you!"

After the little guy finished speaking, he quickly went to the bathroom, skillfully moved the small stool to stand on it, clumsily twisted the toothpaste cap, squeezed toothpaste for his own toothbrush, and began to brush his teeth.

Su Chen glanced, stuck out his tongue, and imitated a sentence between the sounds: "No wonder mom doesn't want you~"

I knew this little girl would not change her habits easily.

He bowed his head in peace of mind, and soon began to feast on it again.

Xu Ming: "..."

It's hard to say.

After all, he couldn't see such a young child as Yaoyao going to wash his stomach, so he coughed lightly and asked: "Mr. Su, don't you want to help?"

"Help? Help?" Su Chen tried hard to swallow the noodles, stuffed another piece of flat meat into his mouth, and followed Xu Ming's gaze towards the bathroom, "Our Yaoyao is very good, and can brush his teeth by himself Washing face, she can also wash clothes and sweep the floor, right Yaoyao?"

Yaoyao who was clumsily brushing her teeth in the bathroom snorted softly, pouted her lips, and continued to brush her teeth.

"Did you hear that? Yaoyao doesn't need help."

That's true, but...

Xu Ming silently dug out the information and glanced at it.

This kid is only four and a half years old, right?

Do you really not care about being a father?

What if you fall in the bathroom?

As if knowing that Xu Ming was worried, Su Chen added: "It's okay, kid, get up when you fall down, and go to the hospital to pick you up if you break a bone. The danger in the bathroom is just that little, and this dungeon won't pass. , how is she going to play the big dungeon of society in the future, isn't it?"

Xu Ming frowned instinctively: "Although this is the truth, but... Teacher Su, if you say this, don't you worry that the audience will suspect that you may be a stepdad?"

"Stepfather? Sorry, I've only heard of stepmother."

"Otherwise..." Su Chen frowned and thought for a while, "Shall I act like a loving father and a filial son?"

As he said that, he turned around and said with a choked voice: "Yaoyao, daddy will brush your teeth for you, okay?"

The voice was extremely artificial and full of clips.

In the bathroom, Yaoyao, who was brushing her teeth clumsily at first, paused, and was shocked that the toothbrush fell into the washbasin.

The audience in the live broadcast room: "...vomit!"

Xu Ming also surrendered.

farewell farewell

Su Chen shrugged: "So, with my acting skills, it's so embarrassing. Let's pursue reality in reality shows, right? Don't force it."

Barrage……

"Yes, yes, I'm eating, don't make me vomit again."

"You can't provoke the clip sound, just be normal."

"This method is also very good, it shows that Yaoyao is very powerful."

Xu Ming didn't want to make trouble anymore.

That's it, everyone and the guests don't care anymore, why do you force yourself?

And it is true that Su Chen's acting skills, even if he is cramming, the performance is out of place.

He was discouraged, and silently lowered his head to eat the noodles.

Seeing this scene, Su Chen raised his eyebrows triumphantly, stuffed a few more mouthfuls of flat meat into his mouth, and then picked up his phone and swiped it.

Suddenly, Su Chen jumped up.

Here comes the order.

The audience in the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw this.

What does Su Chen want to do?

Then they saw Su Chen skillfully enter the game software, and then put on the wireless headset.

"Hello, Father of the Gold Master. I'm Xiaochen, the playmate of Infinity Club. Do you want the voice of Yujie, Lolita, or Uncle?"

When he was talking about Royal Sister Lolita and Uncle, he switched the tone directly.

It was obvious that everyone just spoke with such a boring voice, but now Yu Jie's voice is very domineering, Loli's voice is extremely cute, and Uncle's voice is as magnetic as an announcer.

The noodles in Xu Ming's mouth slowly fell.

shocked.

The barrage in the live broadcast room also paused for a second, followed by exclamation marks all over the place.

"C'mon, crap, voice changer!!!"

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