I Am Also A Father For The First Time, Why Let You?

"Hahaha~ This anchor made me laugh so hard!"

"How dare he? He actually followed Su Chen's words..."

"You only know about Su Chen now? It's too late!"

"The paragraph just now seems to be talking about cross talk~, it's fun~"

After collapsing for a while, the little deaf blind shouted angrily: "Family, we have been together for two or three years, don't we have the most basic trust? I was subconscious just now... What am I subconscious about? I Just now I wanted to say that I don’t have a girlfriend worth 300 yuan, and I wanted to ask what that meant, but you all made a fuss, obviously you are the ones who understand the king, okay?

"Hey, I'm more wronged than Dou E, I'm so mad!"

Su Chen coughed twice: "Boss, if you say that, did you wrong me just now?"

"I don't care, I have suffered a huge physical and mental blow, and there is no pack of Huazi that can't be cured.

"You want Hua Zi for the big front door I drew? No!"

"If you don't want Huazi, you need a kidney. Ahem, now the boss's waist is being auctioned, and the family members are starting to bid."

"Hey, can you be a human being?"

"No, who lives in trees like us?"

"Then I'll go down the tree, I'll go down the tree, Huazi will be free, it's quite expensive to order you, much more expensive than three hundred yuan."

"Bah, bah, I'm not a woman. Otherwise, I'll give you two sentences: Yudi big brother, if you open your eyes and look at me, I don't believe your eyes are empty~"

The little deaf blind in the game just jumped off the tree, and was stunned when he heard the voice of Su Chen.

"Bang bang bang!"

A burst of blue smoke floated up, and he successfully turned into a box.

Only then did the little deaf blind react.

"Ahhh, my pentakill!"

In the studio.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, the opposite live broadcast room has been asking if Journey to the West was played just now."

"They still don't know that Su Chen is a voice changer."

"It's all shocking, it's so much fun."

"I can't do it anymore, the big brother said just now has already touched my heart.

During this period, Su Chen has quickly eliminated the enemy.

"Now, it has become my pentakill!"

"Boss, go all the way."

"Is this box of yours going to be cremated? To be cremated? Or to be cremated?"

"Su Chen, don't you know it's embarrassing for you to say this while licking the box?"

"How is it possible? You see, I knelt down, and I am very grateful: thank God for the gift!"

The little deaf-blind yelled angrily.

My family, one hundred yuan for an hour, what kind of monster did you order?"

"What can't you do, the boss is the number one."

Su Chen chuckled: "It's worth it to be mad at the boss, the boss is rich, and if you die mad, you can inherit your trillions of wealth.

"Come on, let me give you a grand ceremony."

"Five Molotov cocktails will definitely turn into ashes at one time, no kidding!"

Little Deaf and Blind: "No, I have to inhale oxygen, I need first aid, I have asthma and a heart attack!"

"Don't worry, Boss, if you become ashes, you won't have these ailments, Amen!"

goose goose goose~

Chen Wenbin, who was eating his box lunch, let out a goose cry.

The assistant beside him and several staff members couldn't help rubbing their cheeks.

damn!

This is too funny, right?

The program is full of effects.

They used to wonder why so many people like to watch live broadcasts, but now...

Fuck, you need to pay attention when you are low.

Immediately afterwards, there was an exclamation from the little deaf blind: "Oh, oh, my God, there are so many people in my live broadcast room? Family members, hurry up and take a screenshot, my little deaf blind also has spring, woo woo Woo...

Su Chen: "Of course, you can use fertilizer to turn into ashes, do you know what farmyard manure is?"

"One scoop down, don't say that wild lilies can have spring, and dead trees can have spring, understand?"

"I can hear it. Are you trying to say that I am a wild lily or a dead tree?"

"No, you're pooping, not the kind that's fat."

Little Deaf and Blind: "...

"Otherwise, you can also be that scoop."

"After all, if you don't pay three hundred yuan, you won't be able to get along.

Little Deaf and Blind: ""

"Sin, why should I order your order?"

"Puff hahaha~"

"I'm dying of laughter, this anchor hasn't learned his lesson yet?"

"Obviously, Su Chen's nonsense ability has improved again."

"Is this little deaf-blind guy going to collapse? Purely spending money to find fault."

"Is there any misunderstanding about Jimei upstairs? Do you know how many people are in the live broadcast room of Little Deaf Blind?"

Little Deaf Blind was originally just a small anchor trying to survive in Douyin.

Relying on those viewers who are equally good and fun, the number of people who start broadcasting barely reaches three or four hundred every day.

But now, the number of viewers of the live broadcast has increased.

This is something he never dared to dream about.

But at this moment, probably due to the dramatic effect, the Douyin audience, who have always been very stingy, couldn't help but give gifts one after another.

The income from gifts in the background has reached tens of thousands in just a moment.

Is this the star effect?

Little Deaf Blind's head was buzzing.

In the game, after Su Chen threw the Molotov cocktail, he watched the drug circle shrink, so he found a motorcycle and rode on it.

0...asking for flowers...

I didn't realize it until halfway through the ride.

"Boss, why don't you speak?"

Little Deaf and Blind: "Can the scoop talk?"

"Oh, I see. Goodbye, Dumb Scoop!"

"You are dumb, your whole family...ah bah, not Yaoyao!"

Su Chen laughed: "Yo, I have a strong desire to survive."

"That is, the main reason is that Yaoyao's mother has too many fans. My favorite Sissi is Shendu. I can't break the heart of my goddess Sissy!"

"So you can break my heart?"

"It's not nonsense, I don't want to be gay.

"Understood, you fuck a duck!"

"Duck?" Yaoyao, who had been playing escape rooms, finally turned around and looked at Su Chen curiously.

Su Chen nodded: "Yes, Dad wants to eat duck, roast duck, big duck legs, does Yaoyao want to eat?"

As soon as the little guy mentioned eating, his eyes lit up, and he nodded his head heavily.

"Yeah, Yaoyao also wants to eat roast duck!"

"Then let's go eat tomorrow, shall we?"

"Okay~"

The little guy turned around happily and continued to play the escape room.

As for Su Chen, he quickly eliminated the two of them and successfully entered the finals.

"Boss, do you eat chicken?" He asked.

Little Deaf Blind: "Eat, eat, eat, why don't you eat chicken and play games?"

"But I don't want to eat it."

"you think."

"It's just a sign, it's not necessary."

"Tell me, what are your requirements, I have already seen through you.

"Hanako. 1"

"The big front door."

"Hua Zi."

"The circle is shrinking, you entered the circle ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Sorry, intermittent blindness!"

"I'm so angry, Huazi Huazi, can I give you Huazi's head office?"

"The boss is rich and auspicious, he will be the groom every night."

Su Chen happily entered the circle and killed the man.

Before he had time to lick the bag, the system showed that the poison ring poisoned two people to death, and he successfully ate the chicken.

Su Chen tsk-tsk: "What the hell, Huazi is a little embarrassed to hold it."

But the little deaf blind yelled: "Is Daddy's staff here? First help me convert Huazi's money into cash and give it to Yaoyao. I will transfer it to you later."

Su Chen's complexion changed slightly: "What do you mean?"

Little Deaf Blind: "It's meaningless, I'll give Yaoyao the money to buy Huazi, why don't you ask Yaoyao for money?"

Immediately afterwards, he said again: "No way, no way, do you have such a bad relationship with Yaoyao? If you want money, can Yaoyao not give it?"

Su Chen: "...Four".