I Am Also A Father For The First Time, Why Let You?

Make bricks without straw.

Facts have proved that a chef without good kitchen utensils will never become a chef.

After soaking two barrels of instant noodles, plus a pack of mustard greens and a piece of ham, Su Chen and Xu Ming exchanged ideas while sucking on the noodles.

"This mustard mustard can be bought in the market for at least 1 yuan."

"Ham sausage is barely worth 2 yuan, and a bucket of instant noodles costs 1 yuan, right? Chenghui 8 yuan.

Xu Ming is no longer the Xu Ming of yesterday.

He patted Su Chen's outstretched hand very calmly.

With a rascal look on his face: "If you want money, you want your life!"

"You're being a rascal, aren't you?"

Xu Ming shrugged: "I just played it, what?"

"If you have the ability, you can pick things out of my mouth!"

The corners of Su Chen's eyes and mouth twitched.

"No, you feel that everyone is not here, you can let yourself go, right?"

"Is there no one you like in this world?"

Xu Ming curled his lips: "Yes, there are."

"It's a pity that you are a spare tire."

"how do you know?"

"Because I'm always in the car and you're always under the car.

"Fuck, can't you not worry?"

"Then you play games with me."

"Not good? It's early in the morning."

"pesticide."

"superior!"

So on Saturday morning, the audience entered the live broadcast room early, and saw Su Chen and Xu Ming sitting cross-legged on the sofa, each holding a mobile phone, the place was completely dark.

"Damn, what time did Su Chen wake up?"

"So early? Is Su Chen up to sneak around?"

"I thought Su Chen only played elite players, but I didn't expect pesticides to be spared.

"Did you just notice? The PD little big brother is in the same boat!"

"I have to say that Zhuge Liang's move is pretty good."

After all, not many people can wake up in the morning.

Coupled with the night owls left last night, the barrage in the live broadcast room is surprisingly harmonious.

After playing two rounds, Xu Ming checked the time: "It's almost there."

Get up and start shaking people.

Su Chen swiped his phone for a while, and soon the familiar music accompaniment sounded from inside.

"Su Chen, hand over your phone and don't kill me~"

"Watching side dance early in the morning, how about your artistry?"

Suddenly, Su Chen paused when he swiped the screen, got up and made a call.

"Brother Chao, are you coming over later?"

"Then go to the neighborhood next door and help me buy a few more bowls of Guobian paste, for Yaoyao and theirs, um, I've already eaten.

"You're welcome."

After hanging up, Su Chen looked at Xu Ming cheerfully.

"Go one more time?"

Xu Ming shook his head in disgust: "It's time to go to work, do you think you can play?"

"cannot."

"Then you still ask."

"Just to pierce your heart."

Xu Ming:

"Mr. Su, you really have a conscience."

"Thank you for the compliment."

The few viewers in the live broadcast room were already laughing like crazy.

"Su Chen started working early in the morning~"

"Laughing, brother PD, you still have expectations for Su Chen? Doesn't this purely deserve it.

"Familiar taste, familiar Su Chen, and familiar injured brother hahaha."

For the next time, Su Chen slumped on the sofa, leisurely listening to Douyin, lying flat until after seven o'clock, until there was movement in the room, and Su Chen got up in a second [Switch the system.

When the little guy came out of the room, he immediately stretched out his hand and waved it.

"Yaoyao, good morning!"

"Good morning~" The little guy entered the bathroom in a daze, and after filling the water, he skillfully moved the small stool and stood in front of the washbasin to wash up.

Seeing the situation, Xu Ming hurriedly dragged the cameraman in to take pictures of Yaoyao.

"Morning Uncle~" The little guy called out obediently when he saw them, and soon pouted his little mouth again, and fiddled with the braid that had been blown away, obviously not satisfied with his own appearance in the mirror.

Xu Ming smiled and comforted him: "Yao Yao is good, let Dad braid your hair later, okay?"

The little guy shook his head vigorously: "No~"

"Why not?"

"He will not!"

10: "..."

I know he won't.

Don't cheat him a bit.

"Then, let Dad take you to the barber shop and ask the young lady to comb it for you?"

“A lot of ice cream, so expensive!”

Yaoyao shook her little head again.

Xu Ming started to scratch his head.

The little guy squeezed the toothpaste and started brushing his teeth.

The audience in the live broadcast room was hahaha.

"What kind of sober cutie is our Yaoyao?"

"Laughing, how much Yaoyao likes ice cream.

"Brother PD, your suggestion is very good, but you don't need to mention it, thank you."

Super brother is very fast.

It arrived before Yaoyao finished washing her face.

When I entered the bathroom and saw the little guy's hair was very messy, I immediately picked up the comb.

"Uncle help Yaoyao comb her hair, don't move, Uncle learned a new hairstyle last night, it looks pretty.

As he spoke, he also took out his pocket, and quickly took out a small box of hair ties.

Su Chen went over curiously: "Brother Chao, did my sister-in-law buy it?"

"Hey, I even practiced with your sister-in-law's hair, just look at it and learn from it."

As soon as Brother Chao said that, he got started. As soon as he tied the two small ties, Yaoyao pouted immediately.

"Super Uncle, crooked!"

"Crooked? Let me see?"

Su Chen raised his forehead: "`~Brother Chao, without that diamond, let's not do porcelain work.

"No, I practiced it last night, and I combed it very well."

That is to say, if you untie it and tie it again, it will be crooked again.

Su Chen couldn't bear to look away.

"I'll come, I'll come!"

"Brother Chao, don't tune anymore, your hair hurts."

Brother Chao hurriedly apologized to Yaoyao, but when he looked at Su Chen, he was very suspicious: "You know how to comb your hair?"

"Won't!"

"Then you still come?"

"I've never eaten pork. I've always seen pigs run away, right? So many years of variety shows for nothing? Makeup room for nothing? I still know how to do it."

As he spoke, Su Chen skillfully held the comb in one hand, grabbed Yaoyao's hair with the other, combed it twice, adjusted the angle, and quickly picked up the hair rope.

It's a pity that the hair started to leak when I tied it.

When the binding is finished, it will be completely changed.

Su Chen blinked innocently: "It's unscientific, doesn't everyone say that novices have gift packages?"

super brother hehe~

"Are you really playing too many games?"

"What does this have to do with the game? Beginners come with several big fish for free."

Xu Ming started to roll his eyes (of Li Wang).

"Again, I won't believe it."

Brother Chao hurriedly reminded: "Don't grab your hair too tightly, carefully pull and shake your scalp.

Then he asked Yaoyao in a low voice: "Does it hurt?"

Yaoyao didn't answer, she kept mumbling something in her small mouth.

Su Chen leaned over suspiciously and heard clearly: "Ice cream, a lot of ice cream~"

Su Chen burst out laughing.

"You little girl wants to eat ice cream this early in the morning?"

"No way, you bought the one with the side of the pot too much for Uncle, you have to eat that first."

"Wait a minute, Daddy will tie up your braids in no time."

After thinking about it, this time Su Chen relaxed his hands and started to hair rope.

After tying it up, the little guy was limp.

Brother Chao and Xu Ming squinted.

But Su Chen picked up the hair rope again: "Now the hair won't run away? Look at mine!"

Ten seconds later.

Yaoyao looked at her twin ponytails in the mirror, and blinked in surprise.

Su Chen proudly said: "How is it? Is daddy really hard?".