I Am Antivirus Software

"Who are we?"

"Salted fish!"

"What are we going to do?"

"Do something, set the table!"

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On the east bank of the Anduin River, tens of thousands of horses are marching fast, and the two juvenile sky giant eagles above their heads are happily Hovering, screaming from time to time, cooperating with the triumphant shouts of everyone below.

This is exactly the order received, so the lone dogs assembled quickly. Originally, Mu Shaoan asked for 8,000 people, but the butcher is very cunning and has a lot of thoughts. Other orders can be ignored. However, this uncle's order is destined to be unusual.

In the past three months of Maodong, have you ever seen this reliable command issued?

So the butcher was immediately overwhelmed with excitement. How could this extremely rare opportunity to engage in trouble be missed? So he left two thousand people behind, but found Tang Xiaoxiao who was busy investigating Moria's tunnel.

Originally, Tang Xiaoxiao disagreed. Her storm hunter group was a regular army, and the Moria tunnel seemed to be haunted by a virus not long ago, so she was not interested in doing anything.

But this is also simple, the butcher secretly said something in her ear, so Tang Xiaoxiao immediately led her three thousand Spirit Warrior soldiers to set off immediately.

So along the way, not only did the lone dogs who had been holding back all winter excitement inexplicably, but the butcher was also so excited that he yelled out the slogan of the salted fish.

Tang Xiaoxiao is very calm, after all, he is a regular army.

"Old Tu, I have a hunch about this thing, it will definitely explode. This is a woman's intuition. Think about that person, who has always been singlehanded. When did he call for reinforcements? So this thing It’s definitely very problematic. If it turns into a table-lifting incident in the end, it’s definitely a nuclear bomb-level influence. Those of us who have small arms and legs will inevitably get hurt by accident. Therefore, we have to be more careful."

"Huh? You are right!" The butcher was in a cold sweat for an instant. Yes, the table-lifting method is indeed very exciting, but it is also very dangerous. He immediately shouted into the sky:

"you two Little chicken, don’t be screaming, and each will investigate the surrounding area for me. No, it’s for me to detect the disturbance within 500 miles of the surrounding area! Go ahead, and be careful not to let the virus shoot you down and turn you into a roast chicken!"

"Karma!"

Two juvenile sky giant eagles were dissatisfied with the name of a butcher. They passed quickly, pulled a pile of guano down, and then triumphantly moved away. Flew away quickly, bird hair, in the past three months, they have been bullied enough by this gang of bastards.

The butcher jumped and yelled, and Tang Xiaoxiao sighed. These lone dogs, who are free, sloppy, trash, and vulgar, are also hopeless.

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The butcher’s marching speed of more than 10,000 people is very fast. From the assembly to the march, it took six to seven hundred miles to reach the dark in just over six hours. The southern edge of the jungle.

But when they got here, they found that there was not only no clouds in front, wail like ghosts and howl like wolves, there were many ghosts, but the sun was shining, the sky was blue, the grass was like green, the greenery In full bloom, the entire forest is short of Birds, Speech, Flowers, Fragrances.

This is what Mu Shaoan has just used to insert three wooden knives in the southern part of the gloomy jungle with a horizontal knife C shape continuously, covering an area of ​​a hundred li in an instant.

So just looking at it at this moment, this gloomy jungle will have such a vitality.

"Young City Lord, the following three thousand people from the storm hunter group, Tang Xiaoxiao, came to report, and no one was left behind."

Standing straight in front of Mu Shaoan, Tang Xiaoxiao reported loudly. , This standard posture made her subordinates be puzzled. When did the proud and confident head of the team be so obedient?

But what made them even more shocking was that the butcher who had always been foolish, extremely slick, nasty and mean, was also serious and reported.

"Reporting back to Young City Lord, Capture Barrack 8345 people arrived, no one left behind, please give instructions!"

"Instruct you uncle!"

Mu Shaoan was also a little confused. He didn't know whether to cry or laugh and kicked the butcher away. It seemed that his identity could not be concealed, but it didn’t matter. He was still not suitable for being a brainy person. The layout person.

"Where are the two little chickens? Did something happen?"

"Young City Lord, yes, we think our large-scale operation will cause the virus to alert So, I let the two little chickens focus on investigating the direction of Mordor." Tang Xiaoxiao rushed to replied, and the butcher was very depressed.

Mu Shaoan smiled, just about to say something, suddenly the expression changed, looking at the distant sky, after more than ten seconds, he saw two small black spots approaching quickly, but it was those two Juvenile Sky Eagle.

"gā gā gā!"

Across the distance, these two guys shouted anxiously. The butcher listened for a while, and instantly face deathly pale, took a deep breath Later said with a bitter smile: "Young City Lord, we seem-seem to be in big trouble. The two Legions of the virus, a full 400,000 army, are accelerating their march four hundred miles away, and they are expected to arrive in three hours. Here."

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was in an uproar, four hundred thousand, your uncle, we have less than 12,000 people here, a gap of forty times, and there is a Dolgo. Many dark fortresses begin to stir behind.

This time it's troublesome.

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

Mu Shaoan was also taken aback. Let me go, what are you kidding me? Is there a hornet's nest hidden in the Dark Fortress of Dol Gordo? The virus is so generous, and 400,000 troops were dispatched all at once. , And it's still a long-distance attack, what hatred or grievances, stabbed your chrysanthemums?

But this is the fat sheep delivered to the door!

"Quiet!"

With a low drink, Mu Shaoan glanced around everyone, and then calmly took out a blank parchment and a seal marking the identity of the lord.

"pa ta" was pressed down, a beckoned, a giant sky eagle fell, and directly pressed a paw on the parchment. What he saw, what he heard, matched with the lord's seal, it would be formed The new lord offers a reward.

"Huh!"

A gust of wind swept past, and a cloud of black air emerged from the blank parchment, and the magical shadow inside changed and screamed, like the end of the day.

When the black energy dissipates, a brand-new lord reward order is generated.

"SSS-Rank? Let me go!"

Yaoji glanced on tiptoe from the side, and suddenly screamed.

"What are we panicking? We have not experienced this kind of battle. We are not afraid of death. We are still afraid of these clowns?" The butcher yelled, and then he handed over to Mu Shaoan and said, "It's all based on Young. City Lord ordered."

"Hehe, this SSS-Rank is very fat!" Mu Shaoan slightly smiled.

This SSS-Rank does not refer to the emergence of SSS-Rank viruses, but refers to the difficulty, 12,000 vs 400,000, just think about it.

"Everyone!"

Mu Shaoan suddenly raised this SSS-Rank war reward order, loudly said: "Tell you good news. Originally, I wanted to summon everyone to conquer the darkness. The fortress of Dol Gordo, who would have thought that the virus will be fast? In less than a day, two legions of 400,000 troops came to support. Once the battle is over, we are likely to fall into the enemy and Dol Gordo fortress. The army is in a state of flanking, then, tell me, are you afraid?"

"Fear of an egg ball, confront soldiers with generals and stem water with earth, our Storm Hunter group will have no spoils!"

"A lone dog has a cheap life. Killing one is enough. Killing a pair will earn you."

"My 40-meter sword is already hungry and thirsty!"

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A group of people shouted loudly. In fact, ten thousand to four hundred thousand, such a huge gap, no one will not be afraid, but everyone understands that it is useless to escape. The vocation of antivirus hunters is like this. It's an old driver-oh no, they were all killed in the blood of the corpse mountain, who is afraid of whom?

There will be this day sooner or later.

Everyone will die, but we will die on the way to the charge.

Mu Shaoan waved his hand, laughed heartily, "I’m not afraid, in fact, I’ve expected this situation today, not because I’m going to besiege Dol Gordo, but because Mu Shaoan is here, no I'm sorry for doing something exciting. Right now, it's not bad. The virus thinks it has mobilized an army of 400,000 to help the emergency, but in my opinion, it is 400,000 fat sheep. Brothers, do you want to eat mutton? ?"

"Want!"

Ten thousand people shouted at the same time, and everyone felt a little drunk. The heartbeat accelerated, what? Is this still my ear? I must have heard it right.

Shiki!

Meow meow!

Even the little chickens and small hair balls in the cage are also excited.

Mu Shaoan waved his hand again, and everyone was silent for an instant. After a few seconds of silence, he suddenly pulled out the wooden knife and said angrily roared: "The virus wants war, we just Give them war!"

"The virus wants to die, we will send them on the road! Everyone, all the way south, the arrow is wound, the knife is out of the sheath! Tell the choppy, who are we?"

Everyone was quiet for a second, and then they shouted together like Nine Heavens Thunder.

"Barbarian!"

"What are we going to do?"

"Do something, lift the table!"

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PS: I'm stunned too, there is still a chapter in the afternoon.