I Am From Yuanmou, The Ancestor Of China, And Was Broadcast Live By Sister Zhou
Chapter 64 Take Sister Zhou To Ride Eagle Sauce, 300 Million People From A Certain Country Turn Gree
Chapter 63 Take Sister Zhou to Ride Eagle Sauce, 300 Million People from a Certain Country Turn Green
"Eagle Sauce…………………the name…………is very nice."
Li Changbai's deep voice reached Sister Zhou's ears.
"Big... big brother?"
Sister Zhou was even more confused.
How could she explain it to the tall Nobita ancestor of the Yuanmou people?
"Eagle sauce" is actually the name of a country.
used as the name of a wild beast,
And in the live broadcast room watched by billions of people,
emmm.....
This is really inappropriate!
Absolutely not!
Sister Zhou wants to cry but has no tears,
She doesn't want to be a sinner of the country...
If someone finds out about this, it's hard to say whether the country will cover her up...
"Big... big brother, this... this name doesn't work, let's change it!"
Sister Zhou was in a hurry, her rosy face turned pale again.
"This name sounds nice."
Li Changbai shook his head, denying Zhou Da anchor's suggestion to change his name.
"From now on...you will be called Eagle Sauce."
"Good eagle sauce~"
Li Changbai caresses the head of the prehistoric overlord, the saber-toothed tiger,
like a cat,
While masturbating, he muttered:
"Good eagle sauce, the master will give you meat to eat when you get home"
The saber-toothed tiger, being gently caressed by Li Changbai, let out a low growl, opened its big mouth with two saber-toothed fangs, then stuck out its tongue, and licked Li Changbai's palm.
The expression is very kneeling and licking,
The expression is very enjoyable.
It comfortably enjoys the caress of the master Li Changbai.
Listening to Li Changbai's mouthful of "Eagle Sauce", Sister Zhou's scalp felt numb,
"Brother, how dare you say that"
"Give the saber-toothed tiger 'Eagle Sauce', which...
Sister Zhou's mind was muddled, her mouth was wide open, and her expression was demented.
"Brothers, I..."
Zhou Shuyi was about to complain to the live broadcast room, but heard cheers from the water friends in the live broadcast room:
"Hahaha, the first ancestor is too lazy, so he is called 'Eagle Sauce', a good name, really a good name (thumbs up)!"
"Our ancestors are so talented, they can actually recognize that 'Eagle Sauce' is a good name, 666!"
"My lord ancestor, yyds!"
"Cheers to our ancestors! This saber-toothed tiger named 'Eagle Sauce' will become a prehistoric beast raised by our Chinese ancestors in the future!"
"Ying Jiang showed the gate of the Yuanmou tribe? It sounds a little cool, why is it?"
"People are prehistoric, subdue the eagle sauce!"
Looking at the cheering barrage of "The ancestors named the saber-toothed tiger Eagle Sauce" in the live broadcast room,
General Lin Weihai, who has always been unsmiling, smiled knowingly.
"This year's netizens are all talents."
Name the saber-toothed tiger "Eagle Sauce"?
It's a good thing they figured it out.
"Aren't you afraid that a certain countryman will jump in a hurry?"
Lin Weihai chuckled.
In a blink of an eye, he said again:
"I have a history of 5,000 years in China, why should I be afraid of it?"
"Are you afraid of a hegemonic country that has only been established for less than three hundred years?"
"joke!"
"The ancestor of Yuanmou people, this name is really good (thumbs up)"
Lin Weihai's fingers were operating on the keyboard, and a barrage with a Chinese red background scrolled eye-catchingly in the live broadcast room.
"Great! The officials have approved it, the old ancestors are so proud!"
"Now, this saber-toothed tiger raised by our ancestors is going to become popular all over the world!"
"Hurry up and get out around Yuanmou people and saber-toothed tigers, and remember to print the hot words 'Master' and 'Eagle Sauce' respectively.
"What Huaxia Modern failed to do, but the ancestors of the Yuanmou people 1.7 million years ago did it, awesome!"
"..."
at the same time,
Foreigners watching, especially Little Days and Kimchi Country, as well as English, Australia and other countries of Eagle Sauce, lackeys,
Listening to the live broadcast room, the Chinese savage and the host named the subdued saber-toothed tiger "Eagle Sauce", all of them looked embarrassed,
"Xiba, this is too messed up? The Chinese savages are really bad!"
"Baga, stupid savage, you are setting yourself on fire [to die!"
certainly,
These paparazzi can only vent their anger for Big Brother in their respective live broadcast rooms.
In my elder brother's live broadcast room, they dare not fart,
I'm afraid that Yingjiang's anger will burn on me.
certainly,
Bad relationship with Eagle Sauce,
Even countries that have been oppressed and colonized by the overlords of the eagle sauce before,
For example, A country, Yi country, Syrian country and other countries shouted wildly in the live broadcast room, all of them were celebrating with the whole country, watching Ying Jiang make jokes.
especially Syria,
Some time ago, they were robbed of a large amount of oil resources by Ying Jiang,
This time, when they got the chance, they left messages on the external network, mocking a certain overlord.
"Oh God, the Chinese raised a saber-toothed tiger called Eagle Sauce? Where did you hear that name?"
"Haha, a saber-toothed tiger named Eagle Sauce? Interesting, interesting, so interesting!"
"The ancestor of China named his pet Yingjiang? What a masterpiece, China is a humorous country!"
"Do you use eagle sauce to watch the gate? Surely no wild beast dares to invade? After all, it is the prehistoric overlord - the saber-toothed tiger..."
Watching the Chinese savage petting the saber-toothed tiger in the live broadcast,
Listening to the global live broadcast room, mocking myself,
Eagle sauce's face turned green,
300 million Yingjiang people, with hot faces, Yuanmou people, the ancestor of China, named the saber-toothed tiger "Yingjiang"
Whether intentionally or unintentionally,
to all of them gargoyles,
An insult to their eagle sauce country!
"This damn savage, this damn anchor, fuck you!"
"Give a beast the name of our country? Are you Huaxia challenging the supremacy of our Yingjiang country?"
"Stupid Chinese savages, openly provoke us Yingjiang, you will pay a terrible price for it!"
"What's the name of this anchor? shuyi-zhou? Very good, I remember her!"
"What is the federal government doing? Do you want to watch our country become a global joke?"
"Our Eagle Sauce is the overlord of the earth, Chinese people, you must apologize for the wrong words of your ancestors!"
"Huaxia people, apologize to us!"
The proud Yingjiang people can't accept this insult,
They poured into the live broadcast room of Chinese netizens,
For them to stop insulting and apologize!
Some Yingjiang netizens even got through the 3.2 Huaxia official government phone number,
Ask Huaxia officials to contact the anchor and take back the name of the saber-toothed tiger,
And asked the anchor named "shuyi Zhou" to apologize to the 300 million Yingjiang people in the live broadcast room!
The Huaxia official directly hung up the phone number of Yingjiang's netizen, leaving only one sentence:
"Go to the prehistoric world to find anchor Zhou..0°
The 300 million Yingjiang people jumped over the wall on the spot, but there was nothing they could do.
but,
The most embarrassing scene happened again on the global live broadcast,
I saw that after Li Changbai calmed down the herd of pigs, he packed up the booty,
The team continued to advance to the depths of the dense forest,
I saw the saber-toothed tiger named "Eagle Sauce" crouching in front of Li Changbai, lowering his body,
Li Changbai took a step with his long legs and sat directly on the back of the saber-toothed tiger.
Then he stretched out a hand towards Zhou Shuyi:
"Would you like to try.......... Riding Eagle Sauce?".
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