I Am Going To Have A Fight With Superman

I Am Going To Have A Fight With Superman Chapter 75

2021-06-23

Chapter 75 Constantine is online (recommended ticket, please collect)

According to the "Exorcism" which is publicly sold by the church It is described in the "Ceremony" that this should be one of the lowest demons, the Horned Dog Demon.

Looks like the "spiritual wanderer" isn't lying, he's a quantum magician. Actually brought Demon Summon to my house through the Internet!

Harry understands this, a bit of bitterness in her mouth.

The exorcism ceremony she was thinking of, can finally begin.

Seeing such a bizarre sight, she is also a little bit like Lord Ye, who likes dragons.

"I'm acting too hard, I should at least listen to the rover and prepare holy water and a cross in advance - oh, I have a cross!"

"ao wu!" The dog demon who lost his lips, split his mouth to the base of his ears, and was able to insert a mouthful, whistling an evil wind, rushing towards the cranky Harry.

Harry was stunned for a moment.

Because the movement is slower than expected, she can easily capture the opponent's movement trajectory.

Subconsciously, she jumped in place and kicked her left foot up from the bottom.

The whole process is as clear as slow motion, and Harley kicks the dog demon in the jaw with precision.

“bang!”

The long mouth slammed shut, the black teeth sharp like a small dagger, and even pierced the lower jaw, and the Cracked Dog Demon flew back again.

"So weak? The speed and strength are not as good as that of Battlemaster Malone."

Harry was delighted, took out a baseball bat from the storage compartment under the counter, and took the initiative to greet him. up.

"Bang!" The rip dog that roared from was knocked into the air again, like a baseball.

My head shrunk.

The living room was cramped, Harry simply threw away the baseball bat, dodged the third frantic pounce, and stretched out his right hand with lightning speed, grabbing its back. leg.

With a hard toss, "BOOM!"

The floor shook.

Without waiting for it ao wu to wailing, Harley put her left hand in its neck and pressed it to the ground, her right hand clenched her fists like a hammer, punching punch after punch, hitting the dog demon's head .

"pēng pēng pēng ——Boom!"

After only three punches, the head that had been smashed by the baseball, burst open all at once.

Harry looked a little dumbfounded at the blood-stained hands.

"Dead? Huh—"

She lowered her head, the cross on her chest became warm, and through the sweater, there seemed to be pale-gold divine splendor.

The message "ding dong, ding dong" kept refreshing on the computer screen of the counter, awakening the stunned Harry.

Then, she noticed that the electric bars no longer flickered, and the world shed its black and white decay and regained its colors.

"shit, the corpse is melting?!"

"Yin Sector" world recedes, the dog demon can no longer exist in the material world, and begins to melt at a speed visible to naked eyes Corpse Water.

Harry really wants to leave something behind, not to mention spills of war, at least she can act in front of Bruce and Kitten in the future.

Somehow, she quickly took off the big cross on her neck and used it as a dagger to cut the small horns of the dog demon.

She didn't know why she did it, obviously the cross was not sharp.

Something strange happened.

She used a big cross to slash and cut, and actually pryed a small horn from the broken skull, and the other horn was like a baby-faced ice cream on a summer window sill, which had melted into a stinky juice. .

It stinks.

Harry washed her hands and horns with running water and mopped the floor with a bucket, but there was always a strong smell that was worse than Linna's stinky feet that she hadn't washed for a week.

While pinching her nose and suffering, she suddenly thought of the holy water of the chapel—the spring water that was added with salt and blessed by "Sister Diana", put it in the entrance, and the parishioners used their right middle finger when entering the door. Dip in holy water and draw a cross on your forehead and shoulders.

I have to explain that this holy water was not created by Harry with a slap on the forehead.

She has recipes and ingredients provided by the Anglican Church—spring water from an unknown mountain and holy salt that smells of medicinal herbs.

Add salt to the water in proportion.

And then there is the blessing of the priest - put in Harley's cross and recite a verse asking for God's blessing.

This is not a complete ceremony, only after many believers have "fed", it is the "exorcism holy water" recognized by the church.

Well, it is said to be able to exorcise.

The effect depends on the will and faith of the priest who uses it.

The "呲呲呲" had been touched by the church members with some turbid liquid, and when it was splashed on the ground where the Corpse Water flowed, tiny "soap bubbles" appeared immediately.

The foul odor gradually fades and eventually disappears.

"Holy shit, the holy water that my fake nun blessed also works?!"

Halle looked towards her own cross, which may have been working silently.

After cleaning up the odor, Harry pulled out a Coke bottle from the trash, rinsed it with tap water, and put the rest of the holy water in it, and put it in the freezer.

After all this was done, she sat back in front of the computer.

The Spirit Realm Wanderer is still online, but he hasn't sent a message for more than ten minutes, but he has accumulated seventy or eighty unread messages before.

"Hey, nun, what are you doing, how did you get the ceremony done?"

There are countless "?" and anxious emojis after it.

"God, the ceremony is done, and the devil responded to the summon, nun, you lied to me before, didn't you, you didn't exorcise?"

"Hey, nun , are you dead? Shit, what are you pretending to be a Muggle, what can you do now."

"Damn, why didn't the nun install a camera!!"(ps)

"Omg, this random summon came up with the most terrifying second-ring demon, the Horned Dog Demon! The nun is dead, my God, why are you pretending to drive the demonic cultivator girl!!!!"

It was followed by complaints, swearing, and a small amount of self-blame.

"What are you calling, it's so noisy!" with an impatient look.

"What? Sister, are you not dead????" with an excited expression.

"Trifling a horned dog demon, I am a nun warrior who has exploded the head of the three palaces." In order to show that she is indifferent, Harry did not send an emoji.

The other side was silent for a while.

"I don't believe you've seen the three palaces, mortals can't look directly at that kind of existence, but you can kill the horned dog demon, although it took a long time and experienced a hard fight, but it's not bad. "

"You saw 'hard fight' in that eye? I smashed its head with three punches, and the delay was because I had to clean up and deal with the devil's horns." "

"You brag!" The other party seemed very excited and sent several messages in succession.

"Demons who enter the material world can only be expelled, not killed."

"The devil's horns are hard to preserve!

For hundreds of years, mages have Summoned demons can fill up Staples Arena (the home of the Lakers), but demon horns on the market can be counted on one's fingers.

Unless you have a special Demon Summon array.

But the Horned Dog Demon is my summon, the most common Demon Summon, and the sacrifice is only a cat."

"Look what this is."Harry Just took a picture with a Sony camera and sent it over.

"Well, it's pretty decent, but unfortunately you can't fool me."

"Look carefully at the pattern above! Or, is this the first time you've seen the real thing?"

p>

Harry sent a contemptuous emoji.

"This" the rover is a little uncertain, "I know an outstanding exorcist master, British, do you mind if I send him the photo?"

"You've proven your quantum magic, and I'd love for you and your friends to join my little circle," Harry boasted.

After a while, someone asked to be friends again.

The name is very strange, actually called "mucosal".

Before Harley could say a word, Mucous membrane directly stated that she wanted to buy her devil horns.

"Are you sure it's real?"

Harry is a little weird, the Quantum Magician didn't recognize it before.

"Of course, I'm an expert, and I recognize it at a glance. Can $200 work?"

"Since you're an expert, you should understand its rarity, $200. How can I say it?"

"It's not rare, but it's hard for ordinary people to kill demons, and the horns of low-level demons are useless by themselves." Mucous membrane said.

"It's useless, what do you want?"

"Since you're an expert, I'm not lying It's a powerful weapon.

As the UK's first-drive Demon God detective, I have to make a name for myself, understand?"

Understood.

I also need to pretend to make a name for myself, and I won't sell it for any money.

"Let the rover summon a few more demons, and you will kill and take the horns." Harry said.

"That will cause hell backlash, my God, didn't you just entered? Don't you mean you're a veteran?"

Harry was a little embarrassed. It's hard to cheat, especially if the other party is a veteran.

"I'm a nun and I only exorcise demons. How can I take the initiative to summon demons?!!!"

Harry wanted to open her voice so that the other party could hear her devotion to righteousness that inspires reverence and righteousness.

"Let's chat in the group!" At this time, the rover sent a message.

"Don't pretend to be a Master, we are all scholars of magic, and even apprentices are reluctant.

There is no inheritance, and our knowledge is limited, so we search on the Internet. The same people."

This is a sincere statement.

"OK, you pulled me in," said Harry.

"You have to use your real name after joining the group, do you agree?" the rover asked.

"You've hacked into my computer, and you still don't know my identity?"

"Well, if you don't agree, I won't reveal your identity to them. "

As soon as she entered the group, Harry was stunned.

There are not many people, including her, there are only seven people, but she actually knows one of them.

John Constantine!

"Constantine, are you an Englishman 'mucosal'?"

British, Constantine, 80% of the time it's not going to run.

"Do you know what the mucous membranes stand for?" Constantine asked.

"Is there something wrong with the mucosa of your brain?" Harry groaned.

"Don't even know the famous Mucous Band, they are ignorant Americans." Constantine mocked said with a smile.

"Come on, John, there are a few stupid Americans here! And your Mucous Band has long since disbanded, and it's only released one single since its inception." Judith road.

The mucous membrane is Constantine, the spiritual wanderer is Richie, and apart from this are Judith, Chas, Benjamin, and Gary (ps).

Chase, Benjamin and Gary are not online.

Judith was very enthusiastic. Through her introduction, Halle had a general understanding of the occupations and current conditions of several people.

Constantine and Chas were good friends through childhood. They formed a band called "Mucous" when they were young, and Constantine was still the lead singer.

They often perform in nightclubs and bars, but unfortunately innate talent is limited, and gradually they can't get jobs. The members go their separate ways. The band announces its disbandment. .

Judith's family is relatively wealthy, has a leisurely job, and is keen to collect all kinds of Meditation Method.

Rich is an engineer working on his own quantum magic using company equipment.

Gary is similar to Constantine, a music player, an amateur wizard.

(ps: It is difficult for people in 2021 to imagine a computer without a camera, but in 2005, desktop computers had to install their own cameras, but notebooks often had their own cameras.

At this time, the office computer provided by the Anglican Church, a standard desktop computer, had to be installed by Harry herself. Harry didn't install it, not even a headset or microphone.

So, the "Quantum Magician" was hacked. She can't see or see her situation on her computer.

Friends who have read the comics can probably see that this is Zha Kang's Newcastle Squad. , not yet assembled.)

(end of this chapter)