I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

the door opened,

A man with a bald head and crooked mouth walked in.

While walking, he was also broadcasting live with a selfie stick.

The matchmaker stood up and said with a smile:

"Fourth, are you here?"

Zhao Laosi ignored the matchmaker, but ran to Lin Xiaoxiao and laughed:

"Little, your fourth brother is here to see you."

With that said, he moved closer to Lin Xiaoxiao,

He held up a selfie stick and said to the camera:

"Brothers, this is my future wife, how is it? Isn't she beautiful? Come on, little one, say hello to the big guy."

Lin Xiaoxiao was so frightened that she hurried to the side to dodge.

Seeing Lin Xiaoxiao avoiding Lin Xiaoxiao, Zhao Laosi,

Not angry, just laughing.

In fact, he has long heard that Lin Jianzhong's family has a beautiful daughter,

That's why I entrusted a matchmaker to go to Lin Jianzhong's house to talk about matchmaking,

The bride price said 188,000.

He gave it all to Lin Jianzhong.

Unexpectedly, Lin Xiaoxiao ran away directly at that time,

Let him feel sorry for a long time.

When I heard that Lin Xiaoxiao was back today,

He hurried over by car.

He has made up his mind,

This time, we must get Lin Xiaoxiao.

"Uncle Jianzhong, it's better to hit the sun than choose the day, anyway, I gave you the money, so I'll take the little girl away tonight.

Zhao Laosi said while broadcasting live.

The so-called short hand of others, soft mouth to eat others.

Lin Jianzhong had already taken the gift money from Zhao Lao Si,

At this time, there was no way to object, so I could only hum in a low voice.

"Xiao Xiao, did you hear me, let's go with your fourth brother."

Fourth Zhao laughed.

Lin Xiaoxiao was so frightened that she trembled all over, she kept backing away, and shouted:

"Don't come here, don't come here!"

Zhao Laosi was very proud, and even pointed the camera at Lin Xiaoxiao,

shouted:

"Brothers, this is my future wife, are you greedy?"

At this time, there were about a thousand people in his studio,

They all sent bullet screens one after another:

"Damn it, a flower stuck in cow dung, ruined."

"That's right, this girl looks so beautiful."

"It's a pity, it's a pity."

"So this is a forced marriage?"

"What's the matter, you didn't listen to the fourth brother, have you given the bride price?"

"That's right, if you receive a bride price, you have to give it to someone, it's only right and proper."

"Fourth is so lucky, this little sister dresses up like any star.

"A golden phoenix flew out of the mountain nest. It's a pity that it got stuck in cow dung."

Netizens in Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room complained for Lin Xiaoxiao one after another.

And at this moment, a barrage suddenly appeared on the screen in the live broadcast room:

"Hey, why does this girl look familiar to me?"

"When you say that, I also feel a little familiar."

"Hey, really, I really seem to have seen it somewhere. 530

And at this moment, a bullet screen suddenly jumped out:

"Damn it! I got a big one! Isn't this........This......... Isn't this small? Damn it!!!!!! Eat(??)\"

After the barrage,

It was followed by a series of terrified expressions and three exclamation points.

Everyone was stunned,

A few seconds later, the barrage exploded:

"Fuck, it's really small, my god."

"Xiao Xiao put on makeup, I didn't recognize it just now, Nima, she's really Xiao Xiao."

"Fuck, shit, something big is going to happen. 17

"Damn it, Zhao Lao Si dares to make such a small idea? How courageous you are."

"It's over, it's over, Barbie is Q, Zhao Laosi, you are going to Q."

"Remove the pass, quickly remove it, it will be troublesome if you find out that I follow Zhao Laosi."

"Fuck, I'm numb, I'm so small."

All of a sudden, the screen was full of barrage flying.

And Zhao Laosi, who was full of complacency, looked dumbfounded.

He was puzzled and said to the screen:

"Huh? Do you know our little girl?"

The barrage is going crazy:

"Zhao Laosi, you step on the horse to find your own death and don't drag us."

"You are too courageous, dare to make small ideas?"

"Let the people in your village wait for the feast, you."

"I'm so drunk, I've taken your old six."

"Fuck you, if you don't want to live, find a place to pee and drown yourself, don't hurt us by stepping on the horse.

"I'm so scared, I feel cold all over my body."

"It's going to happen, it's over.

Zhao Lao Si was even more confused,

This barrage bursts, what he is about to crack,

It's time to eat.

what does it mean.

I still have to cancel and scold him.

If you cancel them all, he still makes a lot of money.

This made him anxious and sweating profusely ask:

"Brothers, don't, don't have anything to say, you should make it clear, don't you all know the little girl?

"Shut up for me, you can call me a little girl.

"That's right, shut your stinky mouth."

"You dare to snatch Master Fa's woman, it's really boring.

"I've seen a brave man, but I've never seen such a bold one."

"Before Master Fa doesn't find out, kill yourself quickly."

"I'm almost scared to death right now."

"Xiao Xiao, hurry up and call Master Fa, it's so hard.

"Who? Fa.........Fa Ye? Which Fa Ye?"

Zhao Laosi asked with a confused face.

"And that Faye? You are really a rat wishing a cat New Year's greetings by stepping on a horse, you are looking for death."

"Who else in the whole network dares to call Fa Ye?"

Netizens scolded one after another.

"No...(bdbh) won't be...that Fa......Fat Lord?"

Mr. Zhao's face turned pale,

The body began to tremble.

"Don't guess, it's the Faye you thought of."

Barrage answer.

"E~~!!!!!!(?A?/)/"

Fourth Zhao staggered,

The person almost fell to the ground.

Hair....Fat Master?

All the way to the funeral?

I'm so.....drunk!!!

for a while,

Zhao Laosi felt that his whole body was cold and his legs were weak,

I can't even stand still.

Is the little girl Fa Ye's woman?

I... I ride a horse,

Numb,

Completely numb.

As the same teasers,

How could he not know who Master Fa is?

Death walks among the world,

Follow Biga,

across the sea ga.....

Oh my God,

Lin Xiaoxiao is Master Fa's woman?

Zhao Laosi was completely confused by the news,

My mind went blank.

How dare I snatch Master Fa's woman while riding a horse?

I.....I.....It's over.

Barbie Q.

Fuck, who stepped on the horse and told me the matchmaker.

Labor is crazy.

Zhao Lao Si was completely paralyzed.

And the netizens in his live broadcast room gloated and posted barrage:

"It deserves it, who made you dare to make such a small idea.

"That's right, it's over now."

"It deserves to be eaten."

"Go, let's tell Master Fa to go."

"Yes, yes, go and tell Master Fa."

And at this time.

Yang Lin's live broadcast room,

"Fat Ye came in, hey, Fa Ye went out again, just to play!"

"Grandpa Fa, I've been watching the video for so long, why don't you stop talking?"

"That's right, Lord Fa, hurry up and add to the fun."

Friends of the water posted barrages one after another.

And at this moment,

Yang Lin stayed outside a live broadcast room.

Because of Douyin's live broadcast recommendation mechanism, the recommended live broadcast room,

You can see the content without clicking in.

So at this time, netizens also saw the screen on the mobile phone,

"Hey, Zhao Laosi? What kind of live broadcast room is this?"

"It seems to be a rural house, and there is a kang."

"The camera shakes so much that I almost faint."

"I'm so dizzy, let's go, Master Fa, this is meaningless...... Wait a minute, isn't this Xiaoxiao?"

Someone suddenly noticed Xiao Xiao in the corner of the lens.

As soon as this remark came out,

I was taken aback,

Then, one by one, they lay down on their phones and watched,

"Hey, it's true, why is Xiao Xiao in the live broadcast room of Zhao Laosi?"

"It's so small, hi, hello."

"Pfft, it's not like you are greeting me like this, look at mine, hey, little wooden horse."

"Let's look for S upstairs, you can try another Trojan horse?"

"That's right, courting death."

"Wait, it's not right, why are the little eyes red, as if I cried just now."

"Hey, really, there are still tears on my face, I really cried."

"Damn it, who dares to bully our Princess of the Burial Army? Do you really want to live?"

"Damn it, let's go, we blasted this guy's live broadcast room, he's on a horse."

"Let's go, let's explode."

At this time, the number of people in Yang Lin's live broadcast room has exceeded 20 million.

The two million people then cheered,

They rushed into Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room.

Let his online number jump crazily in an instant.

As a result, Xiang was directly stuck in Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room.

Fortunately, the staff of Douyin are paying close attention to Yang Lin now,

see this situation,

Quickly sweating profusely, he assigned a first-level line to Zhao Laosi,

This prevents the server from crashing.

And this happened several times.

Every time Yang Lin's fans rush into a certain live broadcast room,

They quickly allocated a first-level line to the live broadcast room,

Then wait for these fans to finish:

Miss sister take care.

Miss Sister, don’t use words like that,

After swarming away,

Just recycle that line.

Tired like a dog.

People are almost exhausted like muggles.

"Fuck, the Burial Army is here."

Fans who are just about to report to Yang Lin in Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room,

Seeing the number of people jumping wildly in the live broadcast room,

People are stupid.

"It's over, it's over, whatever you're afraid of will happen."

"It's over for now, the Burial Army is here."

"Brothers of the Burial Army, listen to me, I am a good person."

"We're going to find Master Fa."

"Stop talking nonsense, tell me quickly, who bullied our little princess?"

"That's right, call it quickly, I'll type it out for you when it's too late."

"Those who ride horses, dare to bully us Xiaoxiao, do you really think that our funeral army is vegetarian?"

"Quickly recruit from the truth."

"Codes!"

"Brothers of the Burial Army, this is none of our business."

"That's right, no matter what we do, I'll cancel it."

"It's like this, this fourth Zhao...

So, the original fans of Zhao Laosi in the live broadcast room quickly explained.

joke,

Can you do without explaining?

The burial army is here,

Faye will still

Is it far?

After hearing this, Yang Lin's fans were outraged:

"Wow, I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off, how dare you treat our little princess like this."

"There is such a thing, what the hell, do you really think Faye Butcher Knife is a vegetarian?"

"Damn it, you're going to be courting death."

"I'm from that village. This fourth Zhao is not a good guy. People hate ghosts. Back then..."

Someone also introduced Zhao Laosi's past.

"Damn it, how dare this kind of bastard make such a small idea?"

"The fly hits the lantern, look for S."

"Come on, let's go and tell Master Fa."

"Let's go."

"Brothers, go and tell Master Fa that we will guard here so that he does not run away."

"good……………"

Some netizens are about to return to Yang Lin's live broadcast room,

When I went to inform Yang Lin,

Suddenly, several prompts clearly appeared in Zhao Laosi's live broadcast room:

[Ding! All the way to the funeral and entered the live broadcast room]

[Ding! All the way to the funeral and followed the anchor]

[All the way to the funeral: professional yin and yang, quality assurance, no need to make a reservation, we can send you on the road now]

As soon as a few hints come out,

The studio was instantly quiet.

In a few seconds, the barrage exploded.

"Fuck, Master Fa is here, Master Fa is here."

"Fat Lord paid attention, what the hell, really paid attention."

"Eating table."

"Zhao Lao Si, you asked for this."

"The advertising words have been changed, Master Fa is angry."

"It's so hard, I'm also angry."

"Master Fa, it's none of my business, I'm innocent, please let me go."

"That is, although we paid attention to Zhao Laosi, we are innocent, and we have already canceled it.

"Fat Master, I was wrong, don't pay attention to me."

for a while,

Zhao Laosi's fans turned pale with fright.

They all begged for mercy.

And at this time,

everything that happened in the live broadcast room,

The anxious Zhao Laosi didn't see it,

How can he care about looking at his phone?

After learning that Lin Xiaoxiao is Fa Ye's woman,

He was terrified and frantic,

Kneeling down in front of Lin Xiaoxiao with a plop,

cried:

Little, little girl, ah, no, little aunt, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it, please give me a hand. "

"I was wrong, I really knew I was wrong.

"I don't want to die."

ah?

Lin Xiaoxiao was stunned?

What's wrong?

what happened?

Why did fourth brother Zhao suddenly kneel down to her?

Still call her aunt?

Not to mention Xiaoxiao, the others were also stunned by this reversal,

Lin Jianzhong almost dropped his jaw in shock.

The cigarette pouches fell to the ground and I forgot to pick them up.

The matchmaker was also confused,

"Fourth, you... what are you doing?"

She walked over, trying to help Zhao Laosi up.

Unexpectedly,

Zhao Laosi jumped up and gave the matchmaker a big blow.

She was directly confused.

"It's all your fault, who asked you to match me, code, it's over, it's over."

Zhao Laosi was about to shed tears.

He hated the matchmaker mad,

If it wasn't for the matchmaker to match him,

Can he provoke Faye's woman?

Don't blame her who?

"Damn it, you good old Zhao, you're crazy, dare to slap my old lady."

The matchmaker is not vegetarian either,

Back then, it was also an existence that could scold from the beginning of the village to the end of the village,

After reacting, it exploded immediately,

He rushed up and frantically scratched at Zhao Lao Si,

Soon, Zhao Laosi's face was covered with flowers,

"Damn it, you're an old man, I'll fuck you to death."

Zhao Laosi is full of grievances and has no place to vent,

Right now, I wrestled with the matchmaker,

Even the phone was thrown aside.

But the good thing is,

The mobile phone just leaned against the edge of the kang,

The scene inside the house was still clearly photographed.

Lin Jianzhong was completely confused by this.

don't know what happened,

I don't know who to pull, so I can only stand by the side in a daze.

And the water friends in the live broadcast room applauded one after another:

"Good fight, kill that old man."

"Fuck it."

"Hey, this is a great move, yes yes yes, the monkey steals the peach."

"Damn it, I got here secretly, so Jill is exciting.

"Nimma, is this woman so brave?"

After fighting for a long time, it ended in a tragic victory for Zhao Laosi touching his crotch.

The matchmaker was so exhausted that she lay down on the side and began to lift the corpse,

While standing up, but also cursing:

"Fourth Zhao, you gave birth to a son without an ass hole.

"Zhao Laosi, you don't have an asshole."

Zhao Laosi ignored her,

Panting and sitting by the side to rest,

Suddenly remembered that I was still live,

I thought about going to turn off the live broadcast immediately,

As a result, I just climbed to the side of the phone,

All of a sudden, I saw the barrage saying:

"Zhao Lao Si, you are finished, Master Fa has paid attention to you."

"You've angered Master Fa, and Master Fa has changed the slogan for you."

"Get ready for the funeral."

"Bye-Bye!"