I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

Chapter 94 Fuck You! He's Dead, And His Wife Is Dead Too.

Smith is a senior executive at YouTube.

Their own status is different,

His tete naturally has many people paying attention.

The number of fans has also reached more than 20,000.

After Smith's Tete message was sent,

Soon, one of his fans posted a message:

"Pfft haha, I peed laughing."

"Necromancer from the Dragon Kingdom, Oumega, Mr. Smith, why don't you hurry up and wait for death?"

"I can't stop laughing, Mr. Smith, we will miss you."

"Fa—grandfather? What the hell is that name? Grandfather?"

6 hours? Well, I'll just wait here and see if you can ga!"

"I laughed so hard, is there anyone else doing this now?"

"Well, God bless you, Mr Smith, by the way.

"Yes, I'll put in an eye too, and I'll come back in 6 hours."

"Eye insertion +1."

Soon, Smith's personal tweet below the message,

It reached several hundred.

And these hundreds of messages all said that he laughed miserably.

Ga in 6 hours?

Joint burial?

Pooh!

This one knows how to be funny.

I can't laugh anymore.

Nobody wants to believe that Smith is going to gamble in 6 hours.

A necromancer from the Dragon Kingdom?

Ha ha,

This sounds weak.

You might as well call yourself Death.

Or to put it simply, witches and wizards are fine too.

And look at his name,

Fa-grandfather?

Puff ha ha, grandpa?

Greetings from grandfather?

Smith's fans have said that Mr. Smith still understands humor,

I can't laugh anymore.

And at this time.

Yang Lin has quit his homepage,

Randomly browsed on YouTube.

At this time, maybe other administrators of YouTube found something wrong with the recommendation on the homepage,

or maybe for some other reason,

"410" In short, those promotional videos from the ISS,

They are no longer displayed on the recommendation column.

Maybe it's bad luck,

Or maybe Smith did something wrong,

In short, Yang Lin has been around for a long time,

I haven't seen those ISS videos either,

I have seen a lot of long legs of foreign girls,

Nutrition is a bit out of date.

At this moment, sleepiness strikes,

Yang Lin didn't want to broadcast anymore, so he said to the screen:

"Forget it, let's stop here for today, I'm too sleepy, I'll watch it next time the broadcast starts."

"Oh, good bye Faye!"

"Goodbye Faye, next time we will be with the grandchildren of Laiga."

"Forget them to run fast, damn it."

"Good night, Master Fatty!"

"Good night, it's early morning!

"Oh, good morning Faye!"

After downloading, I checked the time,

It's past three o'clock in the morning,

Yang Lin is also quite speechless,

The time of this live broadcast really flies,

He didn't feel it.

No wonder so sleepy.

So I didn't care about the three seven twenty-one, and just fell asleep.

"Come on, Smith, take one!"

Eagle Sauce Leftover Bruno's A Bar,

Jon and Smith are pushing and changing glasses, enjoying themselves.

Surrounded by a few blondes with long legs,

The atmosphere is simply wonderful.

"Jojoen, let me tell you, I hate the people of the Dragon Kingdom the most. The people of the Dragon Kingdom are too...too hateful."

Smith said drunkenly.

Jon looks much better than him, and he said with a smile:

"Oh? Why? The people of the Dragon Kingdom didn't bother you much, did they?"

"They... robbed us of the jobs of Yingjiang people, robbed our business all over the world, and worked harder than us, really... really disgusting. 17

Smith stammered.

Jon smiled.

Although he does not quite agree with Smith's biased statement,

but agree with him,

The people of Longguo are indeed grabbing business around the world,

It made it difficult for them Yingjiang.

"Damn it, a group of yellow-skinned pigs even hired a necromancer to curse me, die laughing."

Smith drank the wine in the glass in one gulp,

Then he took out his mobile phone and clicked on his tete.

Seeing that there are hundreds of messages, I am very happy.

Looked at the time, the distance he saw that sentence,

3 hours have passed,

So he replied with the strength of wine:

"I'm so flustered, there are still 3 hours left, what should I do?"

There is also a photo of drinking in a bar.

As soon as his reply came out,

Soon someone left him a message:

"Laughing badly, so you still drink some stupid wine?"

"Puff haha, do you need me to contact a funeral company for you?"

"No need, didn't you see that necromancer said to undertake this business?"

"Haha, I laughed."

"Mr. Smith, you know Tete."

Looking at the fan comments that keep appearing,

Smith laughed happily.

Jon leaned over to take a look,

Also showed a smile.

"Wine...Barman, bring the wine!"

Smith yelled again.

After more than an hour,

Everyone in Smith is drunk,

I can't tell the difference between east, west and north at all, and the world in my eyes is spinning.

Jon didn't drink much,

A closer look at Smith drinking.

Seeing that he was drunk, he said:

"Okay, it's almost time, I'll take you home.

"Drink and drink..."

Smith is still shouting, people are confused.

Jon had no choice but to set up Smith vigorously,

Walked out of the bar, took a taxi,

He drove the two of them to Smith's house.

Arriving at Smith's house,

The door was opened by Smith's wife Ruth,

Seeing the limp Smith, there was a hint of disgust in his eyes,

Frown said:

"Drinking again? Drink every day, every day, and sooner or later you will die."

After finishing speaking, he helped Jon to help Smith to the bedroom,

pushed on the bed,

Before she took off her shoes,

Smith snored loudly,

"Smith, Smith?"

Ruth shouted her husband's name loudly, and pushed a few times hard.

But Smith was so drunk and unconscious at this time,

Where can I still hear my wife's voice?

"Smith, I'm leaving then!"

Jon also leaned on Smith's ear door and shouted loudly,

He shouted several times in a row and shook Smith's head.

But Smith still didn't respond at all,

Sleep like hell.

"Totally drunk!"

Ruth shook her head.

"Isn't that what you want?"

Jon smiled and hugged Ruth,

Strides to another room.

 …

in a daze,

Smith felt like a fire was burning in his throat,

Burned him up straight away,

simply uncomfortable group,

"zk...zk..."

he murmured,

But after shouting for a long time, no one answered him at all.

He had no choice but to open his eyes by himself,

When I saw it, I found that I hadn't taken off my clothes or shoes.

The man was lying sideways on the bed without a quilt.

"This ... ... this dead Ruth, I'm not afraid of catching ... a cold!"

he thought angrily,

I wanted to continue to sleep,

But my throat hurts,

I could only struggle to get up, opened the door, and poured water by myself.

But as soon as the door was opened, there seemed to be some noise in the room.

It was coming from next door.

heard twice,

Smith looked blank

This is.... Anyone hurt?

Does it sound like his wife Ruth's voice?

Did a thief come in?

Thinking of this,

Smith sobered up a lot,

He quickly staggered back into the room,

took out the pistol from the drawer,

Followed the direction of the sound and touched it.

And as he got closer, the voice became clearer and clearer,

And it's coming from another bedroom,

Smith felt something was wrong.

lowered the footsteps,

quietly walked over,

The door is ajar,

through the door,

He saw the scene that made his scalp explode,

Smith was dumbfounded,

I didn't slow down for a long time.

And after he reacted,

Immediately, I felt a rush of anger rushing to my forehead.

Damn it!

Smith instantly felt like he was about to explode,

"Damn it!"

He kicked open the door and rushed in,

"You... these two were born..."

He spoke incoherently.

There are two people inside who are hilarious,

Suddenly Smith rushed in,

was directly frightened,

"Damn it, Smith, listen to me quibble with you, ah no, explain!"

Jon looked at the gun in Smith's hand,

Scared into Muggles,

Ruth also shrank back in fright.

"Also explain the hammer, I... I will kill you!"

One is his wife and the other is his best friend.

Smith, who was betrayed, went mad,

Take the gun and pull the trigger,

boom!

The huge gunshot shook the dust off the walls.

Gunshots are heard.

Jon's eyes darkened,

I'm done thinking about it! It's over now.

But then look,

Huh?

It's all right?

Didn't hit.

It turned out that Smith drank too much wine,

Till now I'm dizzy,

The shot was not aimed at all and missed.

about to fire the second shot,

jon took a look

You can't sit still,

So a hungry tiger pounces on a sheep,

Press Smith directly under his body,

The gun also fell aside.

The two began to compete for pistols and fought together.

Ruth screamed in terror.

rushed over to pull the two of them apart,

But she is a woman with such little strength,

How can I pull it apart.

in chaos,

Jon touched the pistol,

Before he could think about it, he pulled the trigger.

Bang, bang, bang, bang!

At this time his mind was also blank,

Shooting is almost always a subconscious act.

finger twitching,

The magazine is emptied in seconds,

gunfire disappears,

The room fell silent,

Jon gasped heavily,

After a long time, he came back to his senses,

look down,

The person was stunned.

I saw Smith and Ruth lying together,

There were bullet holes all over the body, and blood flowed all over the place...

Already out of breath

interest.

"me"

Jon began to tremble all over,

After being stunned for a while, he covered his face and burst into tears.

He didn't expect such a thing to happen,

real,

He doesn't want this.

But now...

It's all over, it's all over!!

For a long time.

Only then did he stop crying.

It's useless to run,

The police will catch it soon,

So he is ready to surrender.

dropped the pistol,

He took a deep breath, took out his mobile phone and prepared to call 911 and surrender himself.

But when he turned on the phone,

Somehow, I entered Tete’s interface,

And up there,

The first message displayed is the one Smith sent earlier:

"What should I do? I was cursed by the Necromancer of the Dragon Kingdom, saying that I will meet my wife within 6 hours, wait online, wish!"

The tweet was posted at 12:00 noon sharp.

Jon subconsciously looked at the watch on his wrist,

stunned!

on the watch,

The hour and minute hands form a vertical line,

One points to 6 and one points to 12.

It was exactly six o'clock.

after an hour,

Zuo Bruno's local news network issued a notice:

[At 6:00 p.m. local time, Mr. Smith, an executive of the YouTube network, and his wife were killed at home]

[It is reported that the murderer is Mr. Smith's colleague and friend Jon

[The reason is suspected to be caused by Smith breaking the adulterous relationship between the two]

[For more information, please wait for the follow-up report of this website]

As soon as this report came out,

Soon some netizens commented below.

"I'm going, the astonishing big melon, talk about the tricks among the top executives of YouTube.

"Puff haha, I broke the adulterous relationship, and became angry and murdered.

"Jon doesn't look bad, don't have other secrets.

"What else could be hidden, the official said he surrendered himself.

"It's a pity, but Smith is a good executive anyway."

"Yes, let's go, let's go to his tete to mourn."

"Let's go, let's mourn together, Majesty is actually an executive of the oil pipeline.

"Well, let's go!"

So netizens went to Smith's tete,

But when they open Smith's homepage,

I haven't had time to leave a message of condolences yet,

Just saw a tweet at the top:

"What should I do? I was cursed by the Necromancer of the Dragon Kingdom, saying that I will meet my wife within 6 hours, wait online, hurry up!"

Um?

Netizens who came to pay their respects were a little dazed.

what happened?

They subconsciously looked at the release time of the tweet,

Twelve o'clock sharp.

"From twelve o'clock to six o'clock...

Netizens widened their eyes.

"Damn it, it's exactly six hours from twelve o'clock to six o'clock, not even a minute."

"No...you can't, are you so wicked?"

"My God, why do I feel so terrified.

Netizens were a little scared,

And at this time,

Smith's fans noticed something was wrong,

He asked, "What's the matter with you? What happened?"

"Yeah, the words are weird, why exactly six hours 5.0?"

"Pfft, you mean this tweet, right? That's a curse from a guy who calls himself a grandfather, die laughing."

Smith's fans have said.

But after they finished speaking, they felt that the atmosphere was a bit wrong.

Because those netizens all sent the same expression:

【Frightened】!

"What's the matter? Why are you all posting this emoji?"

Smith's fans asked puzzled.

"You...you don't know yet? Fuck, it's terrible."

"Smith...he's dead."

A netizen who came over explained.

"Ah? Damn, dead? How did he die?"

Smith's fans were a little confused.

"He was shot and killed by Jon at the same time, and his wife Ruth was also killed."

Netizens explained in fear.

"And the time of death happened to be six o'clock in the afternoon."

"What?"

Smith's fans gasped for a moment.

"This.....Is this impossible? At three o'clock, he was still tweeting, saying that he was drinking."

"That's right, you're not kidding, are you?"

"Are you kidding, go check it out for yourselves, the local news in Brujo.

news?

Yeah,

As a result, Smith's fans rushed out to search for news about Bruno.

soon,

They searched it out.

 …

"Fuck, I'm numb, I'm really dead, and his wife is also dead."

"I'll go, no way, such bad luck."

"It's Jon or something, shit, that's good.

At this time, a fan said:

"I'm going, I was really hit by that necromancer from Dragon Kingdom, I'm terrified to think about it!"

As soon as this remark came out,

Everyone was stunned for a moment,

Then I felt a huge chill rushing to my heart instantly.

Creepy!.

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