I Am Not a Savage
Chapter 65: People should reproduce asexually
Chapter 65 People should reproduce asexually
Yunchuan looked down upon the appearance of the entire savage world. In Jingwei's eyes, it was worthless. It was his biggest and biggest shortcoming.
Savage likes men like gorillas, and thinks that only children born to such men are the strongest offspring.
Only such a man can protect them from escaping safely when the gorilla strikes. For a guy like Yunchuan with no developed limbs, the gorilla can sit to death with a single butt, and there is no sense of security at all.
It makes sense, the body is the capital of the world in this era.
People like Yunchuan who focus on brain development are **** among **** to them.
Fortunately, not everyone thinks of Yunchuan in this way, at least the few servants who stay in the Red Palace to take care of this palace do not think so.
They are always waiting for Yunchuan to greet them to go into the bed, but they have not been able to do so. Now, Yunchuan is very courteous to an ugly and unspeakable woman, which makes it difficult for them to understand.
In short, what you don't get is always waiting, what you get is always so confident.
Jingwei returned with a full load.
In order to prevent Jingwei from drowning in the big river, Yunchuan specially sent someone to use a bamboo raft to go to the other side of the river. He also brought a thick bamboo rope with bamboo skin on the outside and hemp rope and rattan inside. , The suspension bridge rope of the Yunchuan tribe is just this.
This rope was originally used to replace the rope of the suspension bridge. Now, Yunchuan took it and pulled a zip line for Jingwei.
The terrain of the Red Palace is very high, and the terrain opposite the big river is low. Two pieces of bamboo are installed on a huge bamboo basket. The slippery bamboo skin is very smooth when sliding on the bamboo ropes.
Moreover, it is very convenient when sliding from here to the opposite bank of the big river. Loosen the bamboo basket and the basket will automatically slide to the opposite bank of the river. If you want to come from the other bank, you need to pull it hard with a thin rope to move from the place to the higher place. slide.
Yunchuan gave a strong hug to Jingwei's thin body, and said in her ear: "You have to eat more in the future, and you will become stronger."
Jingwei obviously didn't understand why Yunchuan would hug her, but she was still happy. After all, Yunchuan was the first man willing to listen to her thoughts, and this man still wanted her very much.
The bamboo basket is full of things, there are big bags of bamboo worms, big bags of bamboo leaf tea, a jar of honey, a roasted fragrant suckling pig, a beautiful red clay stove, a set of tea sets, and a set of exquisite Tableware, and even a sharp knife made of iron.
Yunchuan waved his hand, Jing Wei quickly left Peach Blossom Island in a scream, and reached the other side of the river in no time.
Kua father waved his hand reluctantly. He hoped that Yunchuan would change his mind and not give his red clay stove to this ugly woman. Unfortunately, the red clay stove was gone.
Abu, who has already dealt with the cannibals, is also waving to Jingwei. He deeply believes that the patriarch and this ugly woman should match very well.
Seeing Jing Wei enter the predicament with a huge package on his back, Yunchuan immediately turned his head and roared at the Kuafu group.
"Why can Xingtian marry her? Just because his head was chopped off, Jiba is full of heads?
What's the use of that head?
What else is there other than full of stool?
Chiba is so close to his mouth, as long as he is man enough and long enough, what kind of woman will he marry? Is one pair of hands and one big mouth not enough for him?
There is also the Lieshan clan, what else can there be besides setting fire to the mountain to farm?
Abu, as long as I meet these two people in the future, I will kill them immediately. If you meet in the mountains, you will die in the mountains. If you meet in the water, you will die in the water. If you meet when you defecate, you will drown them with your stool. .
Anyway, I will kill them—"
Facing the frantically roaring Yunchuan, Abu who wanted to listen to the news was stunned, and Kuafu who wanted to ask Yunchuan for a red clay stove and tea set was stunned. Even the servants in the Red Palace were stunned. They are the first time they have discovered that their patriarch would be so terrible and so crazy.
Just because of an ugly woman who can’t look at it?
They couldn't understand Yunchuan at this time.
In Yunchuan's eyes, Jingwei is the only partner he can't refuse and can't give up. Missing this, he wants to meet a woman who wants to marry again. There is almost no possibility.
Learn from the wild people, approach the wild people's aesthetics, marry one or more women with a thick waist like a big tree and a round **** like a boulder?
Jingwei is at him, like a male saber-toothed tiger traversing the wilderness and finally meeting a female saber-toothed tiger is rare, and he is the only object he wants to reproduce.
Perhaps it was spring. On this night, Yunchuan had a spring dream. The Jingwei in the dream was charming and moving under the red candle, and his red lips covered the sky, making him immersed in boundless happiness.
Just when Yunchuan was immersed in the incomprehensible things in the spring dream, at the corner of the red palace facing the sun, there was a green grass breaking through the soil above it, and the green swaying in the night breeze.
Reproduction is an eternal topic for mankind.
In the prehistoric era, reproduction and gene retention are almost the only pursuit of human beings. They will use any opportunity and any time to reproduce, and then retain their genes in the world.
This is not a special phenomenon caused by a subjective decision, but the living environment forces them to do so.
Humans, and beasts all have such requirements-natural selection of things, survival of the fittest! How can Xiaoxiaoyunchuan be an exception?
love?
Yunchuan understands, the question is, besides him, who understands?
So, let's pay attention to reproduction... Love is just a derivative product in the process of reproduction.
When he woke up in the morning, Yunchuan still felt tired. He fought all night in his dream, and his body was also excited all night.
In the beginning, there was only Jingwei. Later, because the silk underwear was woven by Lei's hands, Lei also joined the battle group... Later, ***, Mr. Ozawa and other good people did not know why they joined the battle group. After Yunchuan woke up, he was still extremely tired.
The little wolf tried to get into Yunchuan's animal skin quilt again and again to find out. It smelled the smell that it hadn't smelled before.
The bison passing by the Red Palace ready to eat the grass on the sunny **** also poked his head in through the window curiously.
Later, the elephant’s long nose came in, and Yunchuan’s animal skin quilt was taken away. Yunchuan, who had already thrown away his silk underwear, stood naked in the early morning cold wind, and his body was still hot.
Nothing strange was found, the elephant returned the animal skin quilt to Yunchuan, the bison also slowly went to eat the grass, the little wolf also paid attention to the silk underwear, and Yunchuan walked into one. Tao Weng began to take a bath.
The servant wives came in and gently cleaned his body, but Yun Chuan had no desires at this time.
The white snow on the mountain melted, the water of the big river rose by one meter, the originally calm river began to roar, and the water changed from the clear jasper color to a little muddy.
Zhusuo straddled the river alone, shaken by the wind, Jingwei did not come.
Yunchuan believes that Jingwei will come when the buds on the peach tree begin to bloom. She likes peach blossoms.
This year's peach blossoms are destined to not be as many as last year. That is because Yunchuan chopped off the branches of the peach trees that did not produce good peaches, and grafted the branches of the old peach trees.
Now, these branches are alive, and some have buds, but there are not many buds, and they can't bear peaches.
The old peach tree also lost a lot of branches, but fortunately it was big enough.
Kuafu, Abu buried a lot of dead people under the peach tree, so this year's peach tree looks very lively.
Outside the range of the peach trees, there is endless fertile land. The bamboo waterwheel is creaking and turning, constantly carrying the water up the big river, flowing down the canal to a huge natural puddle high above, and then from the water. Flowing out of a row of pottery pipes under the pit, it enters the canal again to irrigate the land.
Some fields have been watered, and some have not been watered. The watered fields are very dark in color, and the unwatered fields are still thirsty.
When the water in the fields soaked the fields, the ground became a little dry, and this year's spring plowing officially began. No crops have been planted yet, but the swallows have already flown here. There are two nests of swallows under the eaves of the Red Palace, which Yunchuan deliberately preserved. UU reading www. uukahnshu.com
The people of the tribe don’t understand this very much. They don’t understand why the patriarch let this black and white bird stay on the island, but does not allow other birds to stay on the island, especially sparrows. The patriarch hates this kind of thing. .
people cleverly think that the patriarch just likes black and white things, such as pandas and swallows.
I haven't eaten panda meat for a long time. Now, these round black and white meat **** are becoming more and more arrogant.
In addition to being unable to go to the island, they have mixed up with the residents outside the island. Even if they meet in the depths of the bamboo forest, they will greet them enthusiastically. The main act of greeting is to take away the bamboo shoots that people have worked so hard to gather.
This is also not bad. Humans and pandas can coexist and can jointly develop this vast expanse of bamboo forest.
When the peach tree bloomed its first flower, Jingwei did not come.
Yunchuan’s dream of spring has gradually disappeared, and Yunchuan is very sorry.
In the middle of this, Chi You’s good brother Wolf Helmet came once, but still used animal skins for a lot of salted fish.
Hearing from him, the Chi You tribe is advancing westward, and Chi You himself is conquering a tribe called "Ying". The process is not so smooth, which leads to insufficient food.
Salted fish is the best military ration. When you take it, you don’t have to look for salt everywhere when you are on the march. Even if you don’t have time to cook, it’s delicious if you roast it over a fire. ,
Xuanyuan did not come, and Lei seemed to have disappeared. As for Jingwei, he was even missing.
After a long time, Yun Chuan's temper became very irritable, like a bull who has reached estrus but cannot get a spouse.
After another boring night passed, Yun Chuan looked at Kuafu, who was still asking him for a red clay stove, and said: "People should reproduce asexually!"
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