I am not a thief

After two shifts, Hu Dafa and Qiu Yang had a rest together. Originally, he told sister Cai that it was not difficult to change, but someone was ill, so we can't let them go to the hospital two days later. They made an appointment to go to the park together.

At Qiuyang's suggestion, they bought two loaves and some drinks. After taking these things, they set out for the park. Since they have plans to get married and they are both working class, there is no need to eat near the park. If you can save some, save some! Hu Dafa is quite relieved about this. And carrying lunch around the park, there is always a little shadow of outing when I was a child at school.

"So many people! It's hot today While eating lunch, Qiuyang sighs at the flow of people in front of him.

"Well, there are a lot of them. It's said that it's the peak tourist season now! They come from everywhere! There are so many foreigners Hu Dafa helplessly looked at the visitors from all over the world“ Ah, Qiuyang, you see, there's a fortune teller over there. Let's go and have a look. Let's count one for us, too! "

Hu Dafa didn't want to be a fortune teller, but after walking around the park all morning, there was no chance to be quiet with Qiuyang except for the flow of people. Take advantage of lunch, find an outsider to do a witness, or to Qiuyang again expressed his heart.

"Well, let's see first!"

There are four or five fortune tellers sitting on the ground or with small stools beside the waterscape and under the willows, each with his own style. Hu Dafa pulls Qiu Yang, just like buying an old hen in a vegetable market. He looks at the pictures of these fortune tellers to see who has a deeper way. If these immortals can figure out the young man's thoughts, they will have to vomit blood.

Some are busy, some are on the road, some are ignored, and some shut their eyes.

"Qiuyang, look at these. Which one is right?" Hu Dafa didn't see why he came. Let's talk about it.

"I don't understand! Who knows who is real and who is fake? True immortal or false Taoist Qiu Yang pouts his lips. In his hometown, he pays attention to Feng Shui and fortune telling, but it's only old people who care about it. Young people will have superstitious thinking only when they gradually have life experience and encounter unexplained things.

"Oh Hu Dafa pondered a little, which was really hard to do. Then he turned to him and said, "yes, let's try these people whose way is deeper!" Then he touched his pocket and took out a one yuan steel bar. With a smile on his face, he shook his hand and threw it to the center of the immortals.

"Ding Ding!" The voice of Gangkai is not very loud, but the dubbing given by Hu Da is really loud“ Alas, who lost money! Whose money While shouting, he stood five meters away, staring at the reaction of the immortals.

"Well, mine!" The first immortal had already stood up from the ground, regardless of the guests in front of him, as if the guests in front of him were blocking him and pushing him away.

"Well, where?" The second one is also groping around. Maybe it's because his legs are not easy to use or he's been sitting for a long time, but he hasn't got up yet.

"Oh, Dafa, why are you so careless? You can't hold the money!" Qiuyang complained, catching up with the rolling steel bar on the ground. Just as the two immortals were about to grasp the attractive coin with their hands, one foot had already firmly stepped on the steel bar.

The two old gentlemen slowly raised their heads and pondered the little girl's words just now. They were very angry. Are you teasing us? How about fishing with a dollar? You really can't hold a dollar? Turning to the distance, I saw a young man, smiling at the two immortals who were squatting or crawling. His face was so comfortable that I was sure I didn't want it.

The immortals slowly took back their body and eyes, sat down slowly, facing Hu Dafa, and of course, Qiu Yang had to be added, because she was picking up the coin to explore the window of her heart. Facing the two people's actions, several immortals shared a common hatred and shared a million yuan of hatred, disdain and anger. If the eyes could kill people, Hu Dafa had already died 10000 times.

Hu Dafa didn't get angry in the face of so many eye murders, because he knew that there was no way to do it. The great immortals have no other skills. They go out to do fortune telling just to make a living. When they encounter troublemakers, they have to attack them. The most important problem is that you have to take back the money.

Who can bear it! Don't ask us for fortune telling. You have to die.

Hu Dafa won't look for these fortune tellers. After throwing the steel bar, I've been staring at these people, with a panoramic view of their expressions“ It's all goods that people die for money, so they have no real ability! forget it! It's just the one on the side! My half closed eyes, just now, didn't seem to hear what I said. Are they deaf? Or fall asleep? Is it a real fairy? Maybe I have some skills! It's you

Hu Dafa took Qiuyang and went around a willow tree from the other side. He squatted slightly to see if the immortal was sleeping. He didn't move because he was asleep, but it didn't count. Hu Dafa doesn't mind doing it again.

"Master, are you a fortune teller?" Hu Dafa's voice is not high or low, just like speaking in your ear. Because: if this person falls asleep, such a loud voice will not wake him up, then the test just now is considered a failure; If you don't fall asleep, it's face-to-face now, and this person will definitely notice.

"Do you want to do some divination?" It's also very interesting that the immortal's answer is neither warm nor fiery. Calculate a hexagram, play! Hu Dafa was happy. He knew that he had met Banxian. He spoke so delicately.

If you want to do divination, you will be half convinced. If you want to have fun, you will definitely not believe it. It's just a joke. If you want to be flattered, you will feel happy. Two words with opposite meanings are put together, and the effect is to block both ends. You can choose for yourself. Do you really count or play? Anyway, we just eat this bowl of rice. Whatever you want, we have a way. Just to make you happy!

"Hey, hey!" Hu Dafa still wanted to try: "Sir, are you awake? I thought you were asleep! "

"Ha ha!" The great immortal did not retreat: "half asleep, half awake, sleepers, people, awakeners, immortals!"

"Oh, Hello, old fairy? Where did you wake up just now? Where do you sleep? "

"Sleep in the world, wake up in fairyland!"

"Why do you want to go to fairyland? Did you sit on the ground and fly up? " Hu Dafa recalled the lessons taught by Uncle Wu in prison that year. At that time, there were two classes about these street fortune tellers.