I am not a thief

I don't know why, at lunch time, the hall is so quiet, so many acquaintances, no one with Hu Dafa should give out festive gifts, said, what's the situation? Is there a problem! Even without me, it's not so quiet to eat at ordinary times? Hu Dafa even began to doubt his hearing. He pressed his ears a few times and could hear everyone chewing. Why didn't you speak? Is it that the restaurant has a new standard, which requires that food should not be spoken and sleep should not be spoken?

Just be quiet! Anyway, Hu da just wanted to be quiet. Unfortunately, "quiet" is not a beauty, just a state of mind.

Hu Dafa is not hungry, because his heart is not here. He finishes his meal in a hurry. In order not to affect others, and not to want others to affect himself, he hides out of the hall and squats under the tree at the gate of the restaurant, smoking and thinking about his mind. The weather is gloomy because of the haze, and Hu Dafa's mood is more gloomy because of the oppressive breakup.

"Should I go to Qiuyang's again? Take Qiuyang away directly, let's fly away! Even if it's a runaway marriage or an elopement! Ouch Hu Dafa suddenly thought of the fortune teller in the park. He said: if you want to get married, you have to stay away from your close relatives“ Is that why? He would have arrived earlier. Why didn't he tell me? This damned charlatan! I have to go to him, tear down his stall and beat him up! "

But on second thought, it's not strange“ They don't know that it is because of this that they are forced to separate. At the same time, they have already told you how to dismantle it. You don't listen to them! I don't blame others. What's more, Uncle Wu said the same thing! " Hu Dafa patted his head, trying to drive out some inappropriate ideas. However, the shadow of Qiuyang will not disappear after a few shots.

"It seems that it is feasible to steal Qiuyang out! With the autumn sun, far away! No longer come back, we live a happy life! But what about grandma? Take grandma with me. I'm just a relative. I have to take her with me. I'll work hard to earn more money and support them in the future! " Hu Dafa bit his teeth and swore to himself that he didn't wake up until the smoke burned his fingers.

"But will Qiuyang agree? Will she go with me? This is the most direct problem! Yes, call her and ask her! " Hu Dafa foolishly took out his mobile phone. In these days, he dialed Qiuyang's mobile phone dozens of times every day, and the result was that the same beauty was prompting: the phone you dialed has been turned off!

"I believe her! I believe she still loves me! Qiuyang will go with me! But where is Qiuyang? I went to her house that night, a table to eat rice, the next morning, did not see anyone! A big living man was hidden by his family? Is it like you're dealing with me? No! Did you take sleeping pills? I can't sleep! Eating too much of that food will do harm to your body! It should not be like this! "

"Qiuyang, when can you appear in front of me again! I'm wrong. I shouldn't cheat you. I should tell you the truth. I've been a thief before! However, at that time I really did not understand ah! It's all my fault. If it's my fault, please forgive me! " Hu Dafa held this words in his heart for a long time. He said it to Qiu Yang's father many times that day. He even knelt on the ground and cried and swore that he would treat Qiu Yang wholeheartedly and never make that kind of mistake again. He wanted to be forgiven for what happened before. But the result is to be handcuffed, loaded on the train, express home.

Hu Dafa would never have been a thief when he knew that he would be rejected by Qiuyang's family because of this; But how to work in a restaurant without being a thief? How to know Qiuyang? How can they become lovers with Qiuyang? Hu Dafa has been confused by this winding, the only idea is: regret!

Regret, can only use regret medicine to cure! Wait, our medical level is getting higher and higher, sooner or later, the regret medicine will be developed successfully!

At that time, we can make mistakes without fear. We absolutely don't have to think twice before we act. We don't have to be responsible for running trains; Let boasting become the normal, to tell the truth is abnormal; You can even eat haisai, be independent, play with things, and waste time and energy. In a word, regret medicine will become a daily necessity for family life, travel and one pill for each person.

If you can't see and see the result clearly, you will always act in disorder. Some people who have money, power and foundation will act willfully. For such people, it's not enough to prepare a pill! By then, there will be drug addicts everywhere!

After meeting directly say hello: today you regret it? If you regret it, go home and take drugs! I have no regrets. I have to prepare some pills at home.

With regret medicine, who would care to show his famous watch of several hundred thousand yuan at the meeting?

With regret medicine, who will worry about the expensive and famous cigarettes when smoking?

With regret medicine, who will have a few ID cards, buy more suites seriously?

With regret medicine, everyone can shout out his father's name when something happens!

With regret medicine, drink at the table, drink how much are not afraid of their own nonsense, be secretly photographed by others!

With regret medicine, the Civil Affairs Bureau, the court and other places will really reduce a lot of workload. Who will sue for divorce?

If I have regret medicine, I have to buy more investment before the house goes up!

If I have regret medicine, I must sell out my stocks before the stock market disaster!

If I have regret medicine, I must do a good job of transferring property before I have an affair!

If I have regret medicine, I must establish my network empire before Tencent, wechat, Baidu, Alibaba and Jingdong.

What a pity! This is really not!

Hu Dafa smoked one by one. When he stood up again, he was already numb. After standing in the cold wind for a long time, Yili came into the hall askew. Looking at a group of colleagues in the East and a group of colleagues in the west, he sighed and turned around again.

Where is the purity of the world? How nice to find a place where no one knows me! Can quietly think and Qiuyang every day, every chat, every contact.

The most romantic thing I can think of

Is to grow old with you

Collect every bit of laughter along the way

After that, I'll sit in the rocking chair and chat slowly

Hu Dafa thought of this song, his heart is full of tears like pain, and gradually understand how deep the feelings expressed in the lyrics are, it is difficult for people without life experience to understand.

Several days later, Hu Dafa understood why everyone was so quiet when it came to dinner. He didn't say a word, and almost lost the festive atmosphere of Chinese New Year. That's because Wang Lin told everyone that as long as Hu Dafa was there, he was not allowed to mention Qiu Yang!