I am not a thief

"Yes! Yes! That's him. I really want to thank him and you for my family! Here, I raised more than 50000 yuan, and you two accounted for more than half. It's not easy for you to lend me 10000 yuan. We all know the root and the bottom. Thank you Sister Hua picked up her glass and nodded to the two benefactors in front of her“ Everything is in silence. It's all in wine.

"Well, it's OK, money is not urgent! No hurry Hu Dafa drank a mouthful of wine awkwardly. It's too bad to say that, but now in this situation, even if you are worried, it's useless! Can you sell her in sections or in blocks? Wait! It seems that people are not pure defaulters!

Liu yun'er takes a sip of wine and observes Hu Dafa with a smile. As a senior KTV worker, she has enough to write an encyclopedia about men's reactions and performances. Before and after drinking; In front of beautiful women and friends; When I like beautiful women, when I'm not interested, when I'm bored, when I'm drinking and singing, when I'm daydreaming; Every man's performance is different when there are many people, when he is alone, when there is really no one to disturb him, when he is at the door... But if you look carefully, you will find something in common.

"Oh, yes! Can you unlock the lock! Last time, today, you didn't bring the key Liu yun'er pointed to Hua Jie and asked, then turned to Hu Dafa in an instant, "you opened the lock last time, too! Well, you give me a show! I also want to have a look. Last time sister Hua told me that she was driving so fast! What do you use? After a few twists, the door opens. What do you use? Take it. Can I have a look? Can you give me another one? "

"Ah?" Hu Dafa widened his eyes and shook his head. Can this kind of thing be performed? Do you think this is a variety show? Besides, it's not a talent. Do you want to perform? This is our dining skill. How can I give you a live performance! What else do you want to see? Do you want to learn? What are you thinking?

"This one doesn't work! I can't do it

"Why not! You think we forgot our keys when we went out. You can open it for us again! We just want to have a look, but we can't learn from you. If it's OK, we won't talk nonsense everywhere! " Liu yun'er doesn't abandon and continues to persuade Hu Da to show her hand.

"Forget it, I can't show you this!" You don't talk nonsense? Sister Hua knew it before, and you know it this time. It's well known that you won't make trouble next time! As long as you advertise in this way, I will be further away from the gate of the police station.

Lao Liu once warned himself that no matter what he would do or not, he could never show his ability at will, let alone go everywhere. If you show off your ability everywhere and buy Locks on the market as a performance tool, those lock factories will have to find you first. They sell dozens of locks and hundreds of locks, and you'll beat them up in half a minute. Aren't you smashing people's business?

Lock is a tool to guard against gentlemen but not villains; The door is a tool to test the good and evil of human heart. They are definitely not the ultimate solution to the problem of theft prevention. It is a mistake to rely on these two solutions.

"Or, yun'er, if you give Dafa a a pole dance, he will show it to you! You have to make an exchange anyway Flower elder sister also disrelish the matter is not big enough, instigate in one side, a face of bad smile.

"Yes! What a big deal Yun'er's promise is quite straightforward, so she has to stand up, take the heating pipe as the steel pipe, and start to jump.

"No! Never! Sister Hua, what are you doing! Drink too much Hu Dafa threw away second beer cans and watched the flower girl start third cups of Baijiu.

"Poof Flower elder sister has not spoken, yun'er has been happy to open, "ha ha, flower elder sister, you look at him, still shy! Ha ha ha ha! Ah, Dafa, do you like our sister Hua! See you blush, it's OK, just say it directly, don't hide in your heart, don't say you suffer, others don't know! Why

"Screw you, what nonsense!" Flower elder sister looking at Hu Dafa embarrassed appearance, also feel coke, and Liu Yun son make together.

"Dafa is not only my benefactor, but also a good man and a noble man! It's not as shameless as you think Sister Hua has drunk a little too much, her mouth is vague, and her brain is not easy to use. The last adjective is not appropriate enough. Don't say that Hu Da found that he didn't have this idea at all. Even if he did, he felt a little sudden.

Love is always based on some contact time. It's not fast food, but delicious food. You should know how to enjoy it. It's like cooking a meal. First you have what you want to eat, then you go to buy, choose, clean, cut, cook, and finally add seasoning to make a delicious food with complete color, flavor and taste.

"Well, I'm shameless!" Yun'er drinks a cup of wine and pours another cup. She blinks her eyes and asks sister Hua, "how are you going to work tomorrow? That boy has tasted the sweetness, but he doesn't often block you! Grab three or five hundred today and do it again next week. You've earned him all that money? "

"Yes! So it is! Alas, for the sake of three stops, it's not worth taking a taxi! I'm the only one. If we both are, we'll make do! " Sister Hua pouted, drinking muggy wine while thinking about it herself.

"Or you can make one. At the end of the month, you quit and go to me, so we can go together! I don't believe it. Two people can't fight him! "

"Ha ha, you want to be robbed of your color! Ha ha Said, two people drinking, while laughing, did not take into account the feelings of Hu Dafa beside.

"Well, Dafa, what do you do?" Liu yun'er suddenly remembered something and turned to look at Hu Dafa.

"Me! Restaurant attendant It's easier to tell the truth than to make up some lies. There's no need to worry about the day when it will be revealed, and there's no need to waste that brain.

"Hotel work! Then you should be late from work, too! "

"Well, almost! If you leave early, you'll have to clean it up! What's the matter? " Hu Dafa still didn't know where to go and continued to go deep into the trap.

"If not, do you think so?" Yun'er drinks wine, lips show a smile, "don't you work late too? Why don't you pick up sister Hua after work tomorrow! Who dares to rob money and sex with you! Flower elder sister said, you are his benefactor, noble, you are a good person, good people do in the end, you can become flower elder sister's boyfriend! Ha ha ha ha Yun'er smiles with pride and is very happy for the trap she has set.