I am not a thief

What a chivalrous woman! Slim and pale, the appearance can give people a reason to commit a crime, but the eyes are a little dull, I don't know why, so hard, as if to deal with the Japanese invaders, at the same time, the mouth is still chanting "catch hooligans, beat hooligans..."

When the subway stops, separated by the people nearby and the crew, the woman stops her hands and feet. She complains hudafa's crime to the people breathlessly. At the same time, she finds a kind elder sister and lies on her shoulder, sobbing.

"Come on, you two get out of the car and hurry! Let's go down and solve it! " A police officer waved to Hu Dafa and the beautiful woman, directing them to get out of the car quickly. At the same time, he looked at two colleagues and watched Hu Dafa carefully, so as not to let the hooligans run away.

"Comrade, I am not a hooligan! I didn't do anything! I fell asleep! I didn't touch her Hu Dafa face of grievance, shaking his head, trying to keep his sober, this is how to say things ah! How can I become a hooligan when I fall asleep? Just now the sleepers swept away, all of a sudden like falling into an ice bucket, full of energy.

Isn't this a great injustice? If you want to say that I am a thief, I can also praise you for your good eyes and wisdom. You guessed me through your clothes; But you say I'm a hooligan, who am I? Who are you? Is it you?

Hu Dafa once again looked at the beauty in front of him carefully. He said that beauty was really not shabby, but the numbness and dullness in his eyes had an indescribable feeling. Isn't this man right? Isn't he sick? Or am I sick? Don't be picky about being rude or playing hooligans? I'm so young, I don't think so!

"Comrade, I just drank too much. I drank a little wine at night, blew a little wind, had a headache, and fell asleep in the car. I didn't do anything! I don't know why she yelled. I'm wronged! " Hu Dafa's left sentence and right sentence explained his lost memory to the two security guards who defended him. It's only a little longer. It's not broken. If you look at your mobile phone, it's only half an hour at most. How can you become a hooligan when you are confused? Master didn't teach me this!

"Well, I understand. It's not easy for us to go home so late, right? Don't explain. When the police come, you explain to them that we don't care. You are a public security case! The most we can do is to deal with the order in the station, and then there is the begging problem in the subway! You are not under our jurisdiction A subway employee winked at the two security guards and took them away!

"Oh Hu Dafa looks at a group of strange eyes in the subway passage. What are you looking at? I'm not a hooligan or a monkey. What can I see! There are no flowers on my face! Simply, taking advantage of the strength of the wine, his feet closed, and let the two security guards stand up. He saved his strength.

"Well, I said, what are you doing? Disabled, can you walk by yourself? I'm paralyzed! You have the guts to do it The security guard on the right first found the problem, doubled the weight in his hand, and stared at Hu Dafa.

"Hey, I said, why is it so heavy? Can you still walk? If you drink too much, look for trouble! I'm going to let it go again! " The security guard on the left was also very angry.

"I will go! You let go. I'm going well! " Hu Dafa deliberately rubbed his feet against the ground, which increased the friction. Whoever pulled him along, it was hard.

"No way! The leader said, can't let you run! The girl called the police. Don't be so smelly. The police will come soon. You'll look good! " Two security guards, you and I, you and I will continue to repair Hu Dafa.

"No, I'm not a hooligan. I'm a good man and a good citizen! Just drink too much and do nothing!... " Hu Dafa continued to explain dryly.

"Come on, don't explain. Leave some saliva for the police." The two security guards didn't care at all. Just don't run away.

"Girl, don't cry. Let's talk about it first. How can this boy play a hooligan? Come on, stop crying! Wipe your tears An employee of some age handed over two face tissues to comfort the woman who was still fighting hooligans in the subway just now, and who had caught Hu Dafa with a bloody face, but now she is crying.

"Ah, go and call sister Liu. I don't think I can do this job!" I didn't say a word about anything except passing the paper. It's estimated that the one who would mind asking is a man, so let's change a lesbian to comfort him!

Is entangled, two policemen accompanied, came to meet.

"What's the matter? Who played the hooligan? Who called the police? "

"Comrade police, here! This boy plays a hooligan, this woman reports to the police The old comrades quickly welcomed him. You'd better take it away quickly to save yourself trouble. It's all late. Is it overtime? My daughter-in-law has to ask why she came back late.

"Oh The two policemen were young, one tall and one short. They were very fierce, like red faced, short and funny. They were watching the two parties with their teeth and eyebrows.

"All right, leave it to us!" Two policemen, two clients, "do you have your identification?" The tall policeman pointed at Hu Dafa.

"Yes Hu Dafa broke free from the shackles of the two security guards, took out his wallet from his pocket and handed over his ID.

"Yes Gao looks at Hu Dafa, looks at the certificate, compares it with the authenticity, and brushes it on his machine. If it's an online fugitive, it's a great achievement! Simply, Hu Dafa doesn't have the courage.

"Just now, in the car, what did you do?" The short policeman still wants to turn big things into small things into nothing. In this cold day, if we can understand each other for a moment, we will pass. Do we have to go to the police station to record a confession?

"Comrade police, I am wronged! I had a drink, but I didn't do anything! I really have a headache. I fell asleep. I didn't do anything! There are so many people in the carriage. What can I do? What dare I do? I just fell asleep. I... I don't know! "

"Hey, what did you do, you don't know?" The short policeman pointed to the woman who was still wiping her tears. "Come on, lesbian, don't be sad. Tell me, what's the matter?"

"He, he's a hooligan! He wants to insult me When the woman was asked, she was excited again and her tears came down.

"Well, tell me, how did he insult you?" As soon as the tall policeman finished speaking, he felt that it was not good. This should not be asked. It's not like listening to stories and storytelling in public. It's not like everything can be said. Thinking of this, he waved his hand and asked the subway staff, "are there cameras in our car! Can you tune it out and have a look? "